#but creepier somehow

[lilybug-02]

[insert really good title here]

[hikaaa-bi]

you don't say.

[achillean-knight]

Your puppet gives me life

KEKE I'M GLAD YA LIKE THE DESIGN >:D I'm still insanely happy people like her!

[raisinchallah]

yeah on gay doctor who in a universe different yet oddly similar to our own caves of androzani is a turlough story and hes gotten kidnapped by a mad scientist in fetish gear for his beauty and the doctor must save his life by pouring milk into his mouth

[turtlewithatail]

New mask, new face

[velvetjune]

Spoilers for Alan Wake/Control games and DLCs: one of the things I really like in Alan Wake 2 is the confirmation that, no, Alan can’t create something out of nothing. There were implications in-story that supported that, but it was good to have that be a big part in the sequel. The AWE control dlc easily made it seem like Alan himself had a role in the events of the game and the formation of the FBC, and, personally, seeing it through that lens cheapened a lot of the game and Jesse’s story. Instead, having his writing influence the Hiss and try to manipulate (even out of desperation) Jesse/the FBC to end Hartman and get help, fit right into plot and conflicts of Alan Wake 2, with Alan being sympathetic, but also an asshole for trying to change and control people’s lives in his writing.

[todayisafridaynight]

:)

[dungeonmalcontent]

Twilight, but it's a reexamination of the way elves age in most fantasy universes.

"I know what you are. You're skin is pale and you're unbelievably fast."

"Not that fast. Marginally faster than most people. On average."

"Sometimes you speak like you're from another time, I've never seen your ears... and I've only ever seen you eat root vegetables."

"Just say it"

"no, you have to do the line..."

"*fine* Say it, out loud."

"You're an elf."

"Cool. Now can you please just not tell anyone about this?"

---

"How old are you?"

"I dunno, like... 460."

"But you don't look older than 17."

"I spent about 50 years looking like I was 10."

"And how long have you looked like you were 17?"

"uh--probably 200 years? I don't know. We don't age in reverse dog years, there isn't math for this."

"Ugh, Sindreth, you're so stupid."

[aria0fgold]

The King had mercy on me that loop, maybe he really is merciful after all... I didn't have to suffer much during his battle but I sure did suffer during Euphrasie's part, I really don't like how unsettling that one is. Freaky... Also sugary smell... Rotting... Aint plants have a sugary smell when they're wilting?

[galaxysharks]

Pokemon main companions

Pt.2

Mr Mazzara - Metagross

Miss Jenn - Kangaskhan

Emmy - Zoroark

Dani - Jigglypuff

Mack -

[locria-writes]

more nsfw facts abt this trash of a man🧎‍♀️

consent is just a suggestion, not a requirement for him

actually, it's more of a one-way street kinda thing

apply the above to his entire view of sex

can and will tamper with drugs to get what he wants

if i had a nickel for every time he pursued a significantly younger and less privileged woman in a subordinate position to him, i would have two nickels

idk if his impreg kink is borne out of his misogyny, his desire to be seen as the perfect man by society, or by his control-freak impulses

is a very good sugar daddy bc he's filthy stinking rich and likes to flex that

can and will fuck while at work, so i guess he kinda likes semi-public sex

if i had a nickel for every time he went out of his way to emotionally break his partner and then find the sex 100x more satisfying, i'd have one nickel

very surprisingly is not a cheater

girth, not length for that gherkin of his

decent stamina, but would rather just do a bunch of quickies instead of a long session

if i had a nickel for every time he tried to babytrap his partner, i would surprisingly only have one nickel

legs > but >> boobs

sabotages condoms without remorse

i wish i could give some kind of pathology as to why he has a daddy kink, but i don't think it's even related to his own issues and is just genuinely a kink he has

if i had a nickel for every time he told a partner to call him daddy, i would have a dollar

[tamayokny]

i don’t care how old an episode of unsolved mysteries is. if the case has no update/is still unsolved (particularly a murder case), that shit freaks me out

[lyriumsings]

remembering the dream i had this morning and it was genuinely so creepy i was in a parallel universe where everything was super uncanny valley and people did things almost opposite?? like the creepiest detail was how when i was walking around everyone was looking at me as they went about their daily business but the second you tried to make eye contact they looked away. like you could almost brush it off as YOU being weird but *everyone was doing it*. it was really fucking creepy

[gibberishquestion]

i NEED to make an animatic of marian the librarian

[thatndginger]

I am feeling *much* better this morning

I am also gossiping with my boss about the terrible new kid and chain resturaunts in town that give you food poisoning. because this is what we do on our weekend

[asukastylescenalynch]

I'm tired of this & since I can't defend myself on twitter cuz everyone even people I've never engaged with jumps on me like a pack of disease ridden fucking animals I'm gonna do it here. all of this happened because of you m*nika, c*roline, n*na, & s*lvia way back then. we were all friends until m & c decided it would be fun to start bullying me out of nowhere. I got tired of how you treated me & your disgusting attitudes & toxic behavior so I told you to fuck off & you didn't like it. n joined in simply because she's a fucking lunatic & s didn't like her ex best friend sided with me (which she did cuz s was being an insufferable bitch) I made several new accounts trying to escape you, blocking all of you & you still found ways to harass me. then out of nowhere b*gum had a problem with me, who for some reason got pissed off when I blocked her after she blocked me first. & even all of her accounts I know of blocked she still managed to some how quote my posts relentlessly harassing me. st*phanie & l*sa I simply just don't like & find annoying & sickeningly phony, so I blocked them too. all this time I have never said anything to about any of you, I kept all of you blocked & just ignored you, & minded my own business. now this whole new thing started cuz this bitch j*ss or whatever blocked me & instead of just simply blocking me & leaving it at that she felt the need to make a post badmouthing me when I never did anything & here we are again full circle with you cunts bothering me. you guys can never just fucking leave me alone when I have left you alone, you are constantly talking about me behind my back lying about me acting like I started it when I literally did nothing. you just can't shut the fuck up about me & instead of keeping it amongst yourselves you sic your followers on me to bombard me with insults when they don't even know me, only the lies you all told them. & that's the truth. I'm not gonna let you continue to blame me, I don't start shit. & as always you will continue to believe you did nothing wrong. if I recall a lot of you had shitty relationships with your parents so no wonder you all act the way you do when you have families who hate you or just don't like you. you are all so fucking psychotic I've never been so disgusted. there is something seriously wrong with all of you & I hope for the absolute worst for you all.