#but can I see it please? pls ( J; c; )J

[mewkwota]

"A photo of Dad, Mom, and their children."

In my constant visits to see Yuichiro I would snoop around the entire lab for hints of backstory, and upon finding this photo the first time I was emotionally destroyed. Do you think this may be one of the few if not only pictures they have of Hub while he was still alive?

For me, it's even more interesting that the description gets more specific with the first few games. Starting with a "a photo of a dad", then implying it as if it was Lan's dad (quoted above), then finally clarifying the children as "two smiling boys".

[emilicious0]

Could you do more of nsfw headcanons for Lucifer please?

lucifer's nsfw alphabet

I decided to do this wayyyy, hope I will saticify your requests

MDNI!!!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

really caring, always making sure that you are okay after you guys are done

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he loves his hands and he likes seeing them on your body; lives for thighs and your neck (buries his face in there)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

creampie, creampie, creampie. loves to feel like he is marking you as his.

also loves to see his cum on you (like your stomach).

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

has hard time with cumming on his own, and always needs you to do it

(and sometimes he wishes you would spank him, but he is too embarrased to tell you that).

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I mean he has experience, but... yeah, you need to teach him or you can learn together ;)

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

face-off (likes to kiss you) and cowgirl (wants to see your face).

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

it depens, but he can allow himself to be a little silly (if it makes you happy).

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

he is very well-groomed and always tries to maintain hygiene when doing such things.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

he is so romantic like- no sexy things if you are not in the mood

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

masturbates a lot, but like I said has a problem with cumming, he needs you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

humping (a lot of it, in his clothes as well), sub!/dom! relationship, slight degradation

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

his office, and bedroom... anywhere in his house, but never outside.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

you. especially when you act all dom to him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

hurt you while during it or doing it when you don't want to. also never extreme stuff like choking, he is too sweet.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he likes to give and receive equally (PLS RIDE HIS FACE)

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

his pace is rather sensual, but when he is about to cum, he starts to go faster.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he is not a fan of quikies, he wants to devoure you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

he can take a risk and try something new, but again, he is never going to hurt you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

he can go all night... this man has some crazy stamina.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

no... he never tried them and why, when he has you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he doesn't like to tease you, but likes when you tease him.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

he is pretty loud and expressive.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

he is a total sub.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

12 cm (4,7 inch), with erection 18 cm (7 inches).

long and slightly veiny.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

when it comes to you, it's pretty high.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep )

straightly after you two clean up, he snuggles close to you and you both fall asleep.

[r0-boat]

can you do gamigin NSFW alphabet pls???

Of course a Lucifer Nsfw wouldn't be complete without his baby brother!

Gamigin NSFW alphabet

Cw: breeding, rough sex, primal sex

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Aftercare what's that? You mean that deep urge to hold you close, protect, heal and pamper you after breeding is called something?!

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Soft lap, comfy lap. Laying his head in your lap nuzzling his nose and your plush and inhaling your scent, curling up in your lap as you stroke his scales and fur. He could die happy.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Feeling his balls tightening up his shaft and squeezing as he fills you to the brim, He can't help but press his hand over your belly, digging his claws into the skin as he forces you down as far as you can go on his cock, making sure you take every drop.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Sometimes when you come over and after you use the shower he takes your towel he buries His nose into it before touching himself. If the towel is still slightly damp the harder he cums.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

You would be his first ever time He has no experience. He's going off of pure draconic instinct.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy. Best to breed you with ;)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Mating is supposed to be fun! Even if he's nervous he tends to make jokes when he's nervous. But after a certain point that goofy side all melts away into pure lust (more on that later)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Clean, Not that he shaves... he just doesn't have hair down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He sees mating is a special thing! And he wants to express how he feels... He just doesn't know how to show it, even when He gets all sorts of advice from his older brothers. He doesn't know what humans do or The devil way to court doesn't feel right to him and he barely even knows how dragons court... Why is mating so hard?

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Burying his sharp teeth and his fist until he bleeds as he fucks a toy till it breaks growling and gnashing as he pretends it's you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Other than the canonical one he has a big breeding kink. Fuck how he wouldn't give to have a little family of his own... And not only that it gives him a sense of satisfaction to give everything he has to you, to claim you.

Don't try to squirm or move away you'll just unlock his predator instinct to hold you down His jaws bearing on your neck as he continues his brutal pace.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere everywhere. Especially in a shower, bathtub... Or skinny dipping You'll never see him the same again

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You're naked wet body, You're naked wet body with new shampoo and sweet smelling soap. You're sweet freshly ravished body still smelling of another demon. When he finally gets going he can't control himself it's like he becomes a whole other person. Sweet baby Dragon becomes ravenous beast.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Actually not really, He's very eager to please, And he will always try anything once.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

His skill could definitely use work But hes so eager to pleasure you He eats you out like a starving man getting rougher and deeper with each flick, lick and suck.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

From slow and sensual to will break you. He tries not to lose control but he fails every time, once he has his very first taste of you He's hooked and he could never get off the drug that is you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Don't tempt him He's not going to just be satisfied with one quickie. Will want more and more and more until before you know it He's ramming against you and the sun is already going down.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Like I said eager to please he is happy to experiment! Though he might be a little nervous the first time around.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

His stamina I dare say far surpasses Lucifer and Mammon. he is a dragon after all.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't understand toys. He rather just be inside of you.

It'll have to take some convincing ;)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

If you think it's a good idea to tease a dragon be my guest. He might look teasable and cute at first glance but looks are very deceiving.

Gamigin also doesn't get teasing He rather just be inside of you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud animalistic and unholy. Everyone in a radius will know, and it's so hard for him to keep his mouth shut. To keep him from howling at how good you're inside, clamp down around him. He bites into clothing, pillows, blankets, and even himself.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

When he's fucking you he slowly begins to become more dragon-like his skills start to appear on his body his claws become sharper and thicker than his canines get longer.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Yes.... He has two. And they're big

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Yes.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Yes holding you close as he snoozes away when he finally finally gets all of his pent up frustration out on you. He likes being the little spoon :)

[amagellaniccloud]

Ghost NSFW alphabet

Here's a Self-indulgent thing I wrote 'cause this man has me in a chokehold I wish he actually had me in one

Also, I tried my best to make this as GN as possible, if I made a mistake, pls let me know.

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This post contains sexually explicit content. If you are a Minor please respect this rule and scroll past and DO NOT ENGAGE WITH NSFW POSTS. NSFW under the cut

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) I feel like he would fall asleep pretty quickly after sex. I hc that he has some form of Insomnia so I think after he's done with everything, he would bring his s/o water or anything else they wanted but would prefer to fall asleep before cleanup.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) For his own body part: His hands + arms. I think he likes how they make him visibly look strong and intimidating, scaring people off which he'd love and his hands for a similar reason. Plus his hands can also be………… utilized in great ways As for his partner: Probably their waist. I think he's the kind of guy to have a hand around their partner's waist 24/7. Doesn't matter which size, he would just love to hold his s/o close to him in every situation and its also a nice way to show affection

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Amount; probably a lot. I think it depends on where he's coming though, like on your belly; a pretty good amount but inside? probably will empty enough baby maker for the next ten generations as for consistency; I think it is a little thicker than watery but pretty in the middle and Taste (my fav part); a bit sweet but with a salty aftertaste, I think (I just think the taste is so hot idk why)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Brat taming. Not him doing the taming but the one being tamed if you catch my drift. wink wink.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Most likely as experienced as a teenager, so barely. He didn't have enough time after his teen years and didn't really make any real effort to go out and meet someone

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Mating Press: His partner's legs in the air while absolutely annihilating their hole and they become a moaning mess under him would turn him on immensely Back-shots possibly???? anyone with me on this?

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.) He's extremely serious. He might unintentionally do something but for the most part, very serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Pretty well groomed. He takes good care of his hair, not that there's much. He's blond I'm pretty sure and also white, yeah I don't think he has much hair. BUT, I think he has pubic hair that he keeps trimmed whenever he has the time. Otherwise I think he's pretty hairless in terms of body hair, I'd say he's almost hairless

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Very intimate, he sees sex as an intimate act with his partner. That being said tho, he will like it rough if he's in the right mood for it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) I don't think he masturbates when he can be with his s/o. Like if you are in the army with him and are on deployment at the same time then he wouldn't jack off really. But, if his s/o aren't with him on deployment or even the military, then he would jack off when in the mood.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Size kink Breeding kink some light bondage maybe maybe begging to and I also think he'd be into sub/dom dynamics (dk if that's a kink tho)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Probably in the comfort of his own bedroom. He prefers the darkness and familiarity of it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Any form of intimacy would get him hot and bothered. The man seems very touch starved to me, so if his s/o for examples puts their hand on his inner thigh etc he would get a boner pretty quickly

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Something that would cause any pain to him or his s/o in any capacity. He deals with enough pain and suffering in his job, rather not have it in his love life

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Probably more of a receiver, idk maybe it's his mask but I cannot Imagine him giving most of the time. He'd do it if you'd beg ask tho

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Think snice slow and sensual in the beginning but towards the middle and end, would probably become rougher and would quicken his pace

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Prefers to have sex but, if there isn't time for that, why not?

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Not much of a risk taker, again, he deals with a lot of that at work and would rather not bring it into his sex life.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) I think three, maybe four on some days. He's got good stamina but isn't y'know… Hercules

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Doesn't own toys himself but is open to trying some with his partner

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) I think he'd tease a fair bit, but not too much. Think will enjoy it more if his s/o is easily frustrated and begs for him to do something or stop the teasing

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Pretty quiet. Will let out a lot of groans and a few moans here and there

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) I think he'd like to get his ass eaten more than getting a blowjob. Like his s/o's wet tongue rimming him while stretching his hole and muscly ass while his bent over a couch will drive him crazy

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Think a nice 7 in are hiding in those pants. He's British so maybe uncut? and also pretty thick

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) I think he doesn't have that high of a sex drive bet when he does wanna have sex? He will be a beast in every way

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) I hc that he as some form of Insomnia and sex while relax him, so he'll fall asleep pretty quickly. Especially if he has his partner in his arms

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Hi again, I've got a week 'till college starts and Monsoons are happening which is making me horny. Idk why but rain makes me so horny. ANYWAYS. How was your day, mine was fucking tiring. Also, has anyone reading this ever played the game Rain World? That is literally THE most PERFECT game I've played. It's incredible. If you like open-world games, then definitely check it out anyway, I hope you enjoyed this... have a lovely day, and may you see Ghost from CoD in your dreams (Ik I want to)

[kennysboxergf]

Niko nsfw alphabet pls

Alphabet ~ Niko Omilana

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Niko LOVES kisses. He would clean you up (doesn’t like the mess) and then kisses and kisses. He doesn’t seem like one to tire off and fall asleep so he would probably talk to you about anything in the dark, twirling your hair around his finger as he presses gentle kisses to your face.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partners)

Niko loves his hands. He loves how large they are because of his height. He grabs onto anything and everything he can on you with them. 

He loves your boobs. Obviously. He strikes me as a very tit person. He also probably loves your hair, loves twirling it, feeling it, pulling it, you name it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

He loves to see his cum on (and in) you but hates the feeling of it after he’s come down from the post sex drive so he’ll stumble around trying to find anything to clean it up.

D = Dirty secret (self explanatory, a secret of theirs)

He’s quite submissive when it comes to it. He loves when you’re on top telling him what to do. He’s also probably quite an exhibitionist. Doing it in risky places where people could find you and kick you out probably turns him on more. (I get this from all the prank videos. How does he have the courage to do all that?)

E = Experience (how experienced are they)

He probably has had a few partners before so he’s not inexperienced but he still likes discovering new things that are specific only to you.

F = Favorite position 

Cowgirl. Omggg he loves to see the way he’s pleasing you. You face twisted in pleasure and your tits bouncing in front of him? GET HIM IN THERE.

G = Goofy (are they more serious or goofy at the moment?)

Goofy as fuck, r u kidding me? He’s cracking jokes as he’s entering you and at some points you want to just kick him out and sort yourself out but then he laughs, apologises and then fucks you good so it’s all good right.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they)

It’s clean but it’s not silky smooth down there. Pretty well manscaped but there is still hair. He takes care of himself, girl it’s alright.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment?)

Niko is very intimate, always trying to be right next to you, whispering affirmations into your ears (or you whispering them into his). His full attention is on you making air eyes touching all the right places and that you’re having fun. 

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

He would text you telling you how much he needs you. It would be up to you if you wanted to send him any material for his activities but whenever he would jerk off he would be thinking of you. Imagining it was your hand on his cock, imagining that you were there whispering sweet nothings to you. 

He would probably also be moaning really loud especially if he knows he’s alone.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE. My man loves being affirmed and loves affirming you too. Always a little “you’re doing so good” or a “oh my god that feels heavenly” or just an especially loud moan from you when he does something different is enough to get him going even harder.

He would probably also be into a little orgasm denial (to you or to himself) he loves waiting when he knows it’s going to be even better when he finally gets to cum. He also loves seeing how desperate you get when you don’t get to cum, he loves that he drives you to that point.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

This man would start going at it anywhere, bathrooms, cars but he does like the comfort of his own room (or yours) where he knows where everything is. He would probably also do it in the other boy’s rooms (with your consent) to fuck witth them.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Give him a wink and trail your finger up his arm, he would be very easily turned on. Bend over in front of him once and suddenly you’re fucking in the kitchen. He truly is attracted to you.

Especially when you lay a hand on his thigh (maybe trail up higher a little), he is SENSITIVE so he would abandon everything if you did that.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do)

I think he’s pretty game for anything but he doesn’t strike me as a big degrading guy. He would get to call you, someone he adores in every space, anything bad so I think he would stay away from that.

Unless it’s something you really want, then he might experiment with it after (thoroughly) understanding what you gain from it. Like I said he’s pretty game.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill)

Man loves both, he loves to eat you out knowing how much he’s pleasing you, not caring how much he can breathe. He keeps going after you’ve cum because he loves the taste of you so much.

He lives it when you’re down there too, your lips on his cock, licking at his tip and veins? He would be in shambles.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

He would start off slow and then build up to a ravenous pace as the tension in the room builds. Fast and rough for most of the night but he makes sure not to hurt you.

Sometimes though he’s down and he just wants to love you so he’s slow and sensual, kissing you and telling you how much he loves you as he slowly thrusts into you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often)

Quickies are an option and you two do have quickies very often in bar bathrooms and cars but he likes taking care of you after so it’s not preferred. It does happen a lot but doesn’t mean it’s preferred. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks)

As long as it isn’t affecting no one physically (like no condoms), he loves risks. He wants to know all the ways to please you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

He is definitely never fucking satisfied. The two of you have just finished and he’s lying there on the bed panting and he turns his head to look at you and has the audacity to say “round two” to your face. You do end up having another round but this man does not rest.

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them?)

It’s a meh on the toys. You have some but they rarely come out and they’re mostly for him because he doesn’t think he needs any to please you. (And the toys are probably only like rings so he can contain himself)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease you but you’re nothing less than him. The two of you make it a game to rile each other up and he's very easily worked up. But he does love to tease, making you whine and moan in need before he indulges you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

Just like he is around friends he’s very loud in bed. Moaning like you don’t even have neighbours. He doesn’t contain any sounds, he would whimper and whine into your ears. You have definitely gotten a few complaints over the course of your relationship but he responds with just getting louder the next night.

W = Wild Card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He loves the foreplay of when you two are just grinding on each other. He loves how it kind of stretches it out so he can enjoy every second of it with you.

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

My man is packing with a capital P. I’d say 7-9 inches? Nothing fucking crazy (I once did see someone say 12 inches in this spot and I genuinely 😨) but he is long. Not very thick but he can work with the length.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Niko’s sex drive is really high. He wants you all the time. It is crazy. And as soon as you give him the slightest of signals that you’re up for it too he jumps on the opportunity.

Z = ZZZ ( how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not very. He loves to go for multiple rounds. But after he’s mostly satisfied he still lays awake for a while talking to you so he does take some time to doze off.

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There it is! Not sure if I’m confident on all of these but it’s here. I loved doing this so please request more with other members and maybe the sfw one? (Please this is turning into the horniest place ever with all these smut requests 😭)

anyways as always requests are open and please come by and say hi <3

[kittenfrostt]

Can you do a nsfw alphabet for Phoenix pls?? I can’t find a lot for him around 😔

warnings ;; smut smut smut

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

honestly he would treat you like a queen. he’d wash up with you, then he’d probably buy you guys some food or put a movie on for you guys to cuddle until you fell asleep. he may be a little inexperienced and clumsy with it, but he’s trying.

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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

probably everything when it comes to himself, realistically. we all know this man has an ego, and he prides himself on having a fit figure.

as for his favorite part of you, he’d definitely worship every inch of you, but if you asked he’d probably say your ass. he likes to lay on it, play with it, bite it, you name it. 

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

loves to see you full and covered with his cum. watching as it drips out of you, or purposefully pushing back helping you clean your body bc he just loves to see that pretty body and face of yours doused in his cum. might even take a picture for himself to play with when you’re not there. 

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D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he definitely watches the videos you guys take together when he’s by himself. he’s probably got dozens of pictures and videos of you he always goes back to. 

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

pretty decently experienced, but not as much as he boasts that he is. he knows how to please you, and how to fuck you well. definitely learned most of his tricks from porn. 

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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

doggy 100%. loves to give you some nice back shots, calloused hands gripping your hips and dragging you back to him with each thrust.  he’s also a sucker for some sixty nine action. 

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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

. depends on the moment for sure, but for the most part he’s definitely got a smug grin on his features as he fucks you or pleases you. he likes to taunt and run his mouth for sure. 

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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he’s very well kept with his hygiene, so i feel like he’s definitely groomed just about anywhere. you’ll never see him slacking in this department. 

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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

hear me out– but i feel like he gets really into intimacy when he’s either drunk or tipsy. whispering in your ear how you feel so good around him, and you’re the best thing thats ever happened to him. 

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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he’d be out on a mission for a few days, missing his little angel so don’t be surprised when during one of your late night calls he’s sweetly asking you to show your body to him, hand wrapped around his length as the two of you get eachother off. even over the phone he can hear the sinful squelching of you touching yourself, and it drives him crazy. he’d cum all over his phone that night, anxiously waiting to get home so he can please you better than your fingers. 

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K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

oddly enough he’d be into cuckholding. watching you fall apart under one of his best friends would send him cumming faster than he thought. murmuring things like “show him how you cum for me, let him hear the noises i bring out of you’ type shit. also voyeurism, he loves showing off to others that every inch of you belongs to him. call it a pride or ego thing.

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L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere. you could literally glance at this man for too long during a social outing and he’d pop a boner, whispering in your ear to meet him in the bathroom. he doesn’t really have a favorite place, as he’d pretty much take you anywhere. 

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M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

fueling his ego really gets him going. when you’re begging for more, or praising him on how good he’s doing, he completely loses his mind. he loves being praised as the one to bring you to your orgasm. 

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N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

honestly not much he wouldn’t do. i don’t see him as getting too rough, as he’s more of a passionate and gentle lover. 

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O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

both honestly, he doesn’t have a preference.

he loves watching you choke on his size, but he could also stay buried between your thighs for hours on end. he’s a sloppy eater too, and don’t expect him to stop unless you’re practically begging for a break. 

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P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

definitely more slow and sensual, he likes to slowly pull a climax from you, taking his time that way he can ravish you much longer. he’d pick up the pace, but i don’t see him getting too rough. his little prince/princess will get treated as such. 

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Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

doesn’t mind them at all, in fact he encourages them. “just a little bit baby,” he’d coo out to you, pumping his cock between your thighs in the bathroom stall, your body pressed against the door. 

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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

definitely down to experiment, he’s open to any suggestions. anything to make his angel happy. he’s definitely a risk taker. under the table at an important dinner? sign him up. 

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S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he could go for hours, honestly, even overstimulated. he can last for pretty long while– his stamina is extremely high. 

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T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he doesn’t own toys no, but he’d definitely be down to use them if you want him to. he’d much prefer to use the toys on you, though. 

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U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

all the fucking time. he’s an asshole, and he will sit and taunt and tease you for his own gain. he just finds it so cute. enjoys leaving you a wanting, breathless mess. 

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V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he can get pretty loud, but his grunts and groans are usually muffled against your skin as he bites and kisses along your skin. 

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W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he definitely boasts to the team about you, how you're such a good boyfriend/girlfriend to him. you’re always on his mind, and he makes sure everyone around him knows how lucky he is to have such a pretty thing like you. 

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X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he’s got a muscular build for sure, clean cut and athletic. 

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Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

higher than he knows when he meets you, honestly. 

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Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he doesn’t tire out easily, and he’d probably be awake for hours just watching your pretty features while you sleep, leaving subtle kisses along your skin. but once this man is knocked out he is out. 

[southangel]

hii i love your works sm!! i hope ur doing well ^^ i requested a previous work of yours (stan+kenny w a s/o whos afraid of the dark) and i really loved it <33 could you pls do kenny nsfw alphabet?

also im not sure if you do emoji anons but if so can i pls be ⚡️ - anon ? (if not pls js feel free to ignore lol)

Kenny Mccormick NSFW Alphabet

Warnings: nsfw, MDNI

Notes: Ahh thank you SO much for the compliment!! I do have emoji anons, so i’ll put you down as ⚡️ anon! Credits to original alphabet layout in my introduction.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I think that after sex, Kenny would be pretty energetic or at least not knock-out tried.

Not energetic to go another round, but enough to get you both washed up and comfortable.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Kenny’s favorite body part of his would be his hands, He loves how he can do so much with them.

His favorite body part of yours would probably be your ass.

Kenny could care less at the size, he loves your ass and everything about it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically...)

I see Kenny as a messy person, kind of.

When it comes to cum, he either wants it to be inside of you or on you, preferably the front of your body.

His cum is a little thin, definitely stains easily.

Kenny probably doesn’t like the hassle of having to clean his sheets every time, so that’s probably why he does that.

He wouldn’t care where it would have gotten otherwise.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Kenny would get turned on by the smell of whatever perfume or cologne you use, fragrance in general.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Definitely experienced, no doubt about it.

Kenny doesn’t know if he would call himself experienced though, or know what he’s doing.

To him, he thinks that being experienced should be to know exactly what you like and don’t.

Kenny can’t know what he’s doing when he doesn’t know these things yet.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Kenny probably likes multiple positions, so he can’t really decide.

His favorites would consist of doggy style and cowgirl, but he would also like the classic missionary.

He doesn’t care what positions you do, as long as he can kiss your face while having eye contact with you easily.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Definitely more goofy than serious.

Kenny doesn’t find a point in being so serious when he knows this is going to happen between you two multiple more times.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Pretty well groomed, I don’t think Kenny really has anything going on down there so there isn’t much to say.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

Kenny can definitely be romantic.

I did say that he was goofy, but that doesn’t mean that he can’t be romantic.

He wants this time between you two to be the most attractive moment you’ve had together, nothing less.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Honestly, I don’t think he would jack off all the time.

The only time I see Kenny jacking off like that is if he’s desperate and hasn’t seen you in a while.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I actually think that Kenny doesn’t have many kinks, he just wants to please you.

That’s probably why I see him with a praise kink, he wants to know that he’s doing good and that you’re happy with him.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. Literally anywhere.

Kenny isn’t ashamed, if he feels like it, then he will.

Probably gets really mad when you tell him it isn’t going to happen on the bus.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly, just seeing you is already enough to get Kenny up and going.

It’s only because as soon as he sees you, his mind goes wild and starts thinking of various things.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Kenny is always open to new things, sexual or not.

The one thing he’ll never do is experimenting with things that cause pain, especially for you.

He doesn’t want to get harmed, but harming you hurts more.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Kenny prefers to give, especially after how much he had probably annoyed you with his teasing.

That doesn’t mean he doesn’t love receiving, though.

He really wouldn’t mind if you woke up one day and decided to give him a blowjob.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Kenny is more in between, but he leans towards fast and rough.

His pace can vary though depending on how he’s feeling.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Loves quickies, no question about it.

Kenny will do it anytime and anywhere, does not matter at all.

He does prefer proper sex though, just so that he can really take his time with you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Kenny is all open to experimenting.

As I said earlier, he’s fine with doing anything you want to, as long as there’s no harm involved.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

Most he can go is 2-3 rounds.

If Kenny has an extra burst of energy, he could maybe go for another 1-2 rounds if he wants to.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Kenny probably has toys somewhere in his room, but he doesn’t use them often.

He doesn’t use them on himself, they’re mainly only for you.

Kenny refrains from using a blindfold most times, only because he really likes seeing your eyes:

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A lot. Definitely teases you a lot.

Kenny finds it amusing when you get mad at him for teasing, it just riles him up more.

The only way to really stop him is either tease back or act unfazed.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Kenny is already a pretty quiet kid, until he starts talking.

I dont think this really applies during sex though as he would be in the middle, leaning towards louder sounds.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Kenny is the type of guy to jack off to your own clothing instead of photos:

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Kenny ranges from about 4.9 inches, 12.5 centimeters.

When he’s hard, he can definitely gain a few extra inches.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high sex drive, will never be on the low scale.

Kenny is almost always active, almost.

There are days where he just wants to do nothing.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Definitely doesn’t fall asleep quickly.

The sleepiness would probably affect Kenny an hour later, maybe even more.

“You can’t be that tired already.. Let’s go for more!”

[shakey-loves]

I'm Sorry...

@blythebewitched @blues-of-randomness pls don't kill me.

Warning: Blood, Very sad.

Kickin did his best to not cry as he gently swaddled Riot in a blanket. “C-come on, baby. You have to g-get better. Get better for Daddy, please.” He whispered as the small chick continued to cough up blood. “J-just hold o-out until Papa gets home. P-please.” He begged, holding Riot as close as he could without hurting him. Moving to lay down in bed, Kickin could do nothing but silently sob, hoping, praying for Riot to be okay.

After what seemed like days, Bubba finally walked in through the front door. “H-honey. I’m home.” Looking in the playpen, he immediately noticed something was wrong. Sparky was comforting Rave while Dusk was doing the same with Mari. Bow, Rocky, and Ben also looked worried. But, where was Riot? “Kickin? Where are you?” He could quiet crying coming from somewhere inside the house. “Are you in the bedroom? The bathroom?”

“B-bedroom.” Upon walking inside, Bubba saw Kickin under the blankets, the chicken obviously distressed and crying. “What happened? Where’s Riot? The kids look upset, did someone get hurt?” Walking up to place on his husband’s shoulder, Bubba froze at the sight of Riot silently crying with blood coming out of his beak. Tears were absolutely pouring from Kickin’s eyes as he tried to calm the crying chick with quiet whispers and kisses.

“Wh-What happened?!” Bubba exclaimed in shock as Kickin sat up. “I-I t-tried to take e-everyone to the park. But as soon as everyone stepped outside, they turned back into plastic eggs! I freaked out and stepped on Riot’s egg! It was an accident, I swear, Bubba!” Kickin cried, holding Riot closer. Bubba shook his head and quickly held his arms out for Riot. “Whatever, just give him here! If we can’t take him to the hospital, I’ll look at him myself. What are his symptoms?”

Kickin handed Riot, who let out a quiet cry from the movement. “He’s b-been coughing up blood, and o-one of his legs is bending the wrong way.” Unwrapping Riot, Bubba immediately got to work putting the small leg in a splint, apologizing to the chick whenever he cried, and took out a stethoscope to listen to his lungs.”...It doesn’t sound good. Not good at all.”

Kickin felt like he was going to be sick. Those were the very last words he wanted to hear. “H-he’s not going to be okay?” Bubba couldn’t turn around, knowing he’d cry as well if he looked at Kickin. He silently shook his head as he wrapped Riot back up, wiping the blood from his mouth and beak with tissues. “He’s taken a lot of damage. And we can’t take him to the hospital, and I can’t do much else. The only thing we can do is be there for him.”

Handing Riot back, Bubba went to get the kids. “I’ll get the kids. They seemed really upset when I came in.” Bubba said, leaving the two chickens alone. Tears began to pour again as Kickin did his best not to hyperventilate. “I’m so sorry, baby. I never meant to.” Riot weakly chirped as he raised a feathered arm for Kickin. Bubba walked back in with the other chicks and calves, each one letting out a chirp or trumpet upon seeing their brother and father.

“Alright everyone, be careful. Riot isn’t feeling too good.” He explained sadly, letting everyone onto the bed. Crowding around him, Riot moved to be with his siblings, but Kickin stopped him. “No no, sweetie. You can’t play. It’s getting late.”

Getting everyone settled, Riot was laid down in the middle as everyone snuggled around him for bed. Kickin refused to let go of Riot completely, leaving one around him as tears still spilled out of his eyes. “Kickin….this isn’t your fault. You didn’t want this. I know that.” He said, moving a hoof to rest on top of Kickin’s hand. At this point, he’d lost his battle, tears pouring from his own eyes. “Y-You would never hurt him on purpose.”

Kickin continued to cry silently, watching as Riot’s coughing finally stopped, only hearing little breathing from him and the others. “I’m sorry.” He whispered, shutting his eyes.

Later on as everyone sleep within each other’s warmth

Riot took his last breath.

[iloveolderman0]

Could you do a msfw alphabet for sweet tooth tyty

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Well yes I can partner, i will try my best!

NSFW alphabet Headcanon for Sweettooth ( twisted metal )

Minors Pls don’t interact !!

A= Aftercare ( their style on taking care of you after sex)

He’s a big gentle men and a big cuddle bear who loves aftercare for you and him, He loves for you to snuggle into him or lay on top of him after doing the deed. He will definitely get up and leave you tucked underneath the sheets and later come back with things you like with milk or water, or even tea!

B= Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)

His favourite body part of himself his muscles and how tall he is compared to you, since you are a lot smaller then him. He likes to wrap his arms around you and loves it when you massage his muscles or how you blush when you see them sometimes and how he gets off of his height when you are compared to him. He does notice your small figure compared to him when you guys sleep with each other or how small your hands are compared to his!

His favourite body part on you is definitely your butt and breast, he loves them and even when you walk or sway your hips and your butt jiggles. He loves grabbing your ass and boobs, Sometimes he squeezes your boobs or butt as a stress relief or just to touch them. (Side note! He also likes seeing them jiggling.)

C= Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

He prefers to cum inside you to show people or yourself that you’re his and no one else’s, When it comes to your cum he loves scooping it up if doesn’t have his dick in you and suck his fingers while looking at you. ( he also loves slurping down there)

D= Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His dirty little secret is that he loves to see you pregnant ( if you had a child with him), He loves it when you bend over or act cute or even clueless, he loves you a lot, he gets off out of no where even when you’re not doing anything and just sitting their he gets dirty thoughts about.

E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s not that experienced, he only knows how to pleasure a lady and himself, He has never had intimate situations with someone or had sex. So… this is new to him! And he hopes you don’t mind that.

F= Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Loves the mating press so he can see you and how you react to him breeding you or just fucking you, He also likes missionary style and doggy style but for Doggy style he has own way. He loves to have you lay flat on your stomach and arch your back and have your butt a little bit high up so he can thrust into your hole.

G= Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc?)

He’s always serious when it comes to having sex with you, He always serious but sometimes love to add a joke in sometimes only if it’s the right time.

H= Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc?)

He’s alright down their, he does have it cut but it’s like okay there’s hair but it’s cut and it’s short and you will feel it but nothing bad!

I= Intimacy (How are they during the moment

He’s really romantic and loves to take it slow sometimes, and if he takes it fast it’s either because he needs you or he just wants to help you. He’s a romantic man when it comes to sex and loves to please and pleasure you in so many ways, any ways you would want it.

J= Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

He sometimes does it, only when he feels horny or you are exhausted from the sex so he masturbates while waiting for you to cool down or when you want to do it more or to allow him.

K= Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink and phrasing kink. I said it, you heard me.

L= Location (Favorite Place to do the deed)

Just in the bedroom or in the pool / shower, only where it’s just you and him and no one else, he loves you dearly and loves to do it in the bedroom.

M= Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going?)

When you moan, or tell how good he’s making you feel, you praising him or telling him the right spots that make you feel good. And of course you loving him in general.

N= NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

A definitely no would be to teasing, degrading, pain or hurting you and role-play. ( just doesn’t like role playing in bed, he thinks it’s weird.)

O= Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves both! He’s also really good at giving, and he loves to eat you out or loves it when you give him receiving! He doesn’t care what you do down their he just knows in any kind of way you will make him feel like he’s in heaven.

P= Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc)

He likes to take it slow sometimes for example if you were tired and you wanted to do it he will take it slow or if your hurt he will take it slow for you, if he goes fast or rough that’s only when you ask it to be like that or he’s just needy and he really wants you and he has been waiting for a while to do it.

Q= Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

Loves them but he likes doing it in his van or right before you leave to go somewhere or head out of his truck to go into a restaurant or whatever

R= Risks (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)

He will take many risks for you though and only for you.

S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last …)

He can go for like maybe 3 or 4 rounds and then he’s done, he can go forever if he ate a lot of sugar or he wants to show you who owns you or who you belong too.

T= Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Nope, he doesn’t like toys at all.

U= Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Doesn’t like to tease you but he teases you in public but in whispering tone whispering dirty stuff to you if you said something that got him a boner or turned on.

V= Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Very loud and I mean LOUD! He wants you to let out how you feel and how high your moans can get so he can fuck you more for everyone to hear you guys. ( he growls, groans and moans )

W= Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He loves to be overprotective and possessive over you if another man or a slasher comes up to you or even when new people come

X= X-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Ohl lord… I’m just gonna say big, veiny and long ( and thick )

Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Really high, since he loves to hear you Moan or moaning his name, that’s what keeps him going and also hearing you say the right places he’s ramming into.

Z= Zzz (… How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He sleeps very fast and but waits until your sleepy and he then sleeps with you in his arms, and if you try to get up, good luck because he’s not going to let you go

[dovahkinniez]

NSFW alphabet for Teldryn please?

` 𖤓 . . . NSFW ALPHABET: TELDRYN SERO.

Hell yeahhhh.

Not proofread, so ignore of tell me if any mistakes pls. <3

18+ only! Sexual content ahead, minors dni!!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

At first this man is a bit oblivious to it, he's never had sex in a 'loving relationship' as he'd call it so he's used to the bang and dash, but it's different with you and he's learning to be more of an attentive man.

Use your words, tell him what you want and with time it sort of becomes a routine he knows by heart and loves. He loves to cuddle with you, to breathe you in. Feel you close to him. He loves to bathe together too, skin to skin, tiny kisses along your bare shoulders as you clean up.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: I don't see Tel as someone who really takes notice of himself. So he doesn't have a favourite part of his own body. But he likes how his body feels against yours.

Yours: ass. He loves to grab and squeeze and jiggle your ass. Loves when he eats you out when you're on your hands and knees so he can give attention to that bunda, man loves it. He also loves your hands too. No matter if they're big or small. He likes to watch them wrap around his cock.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He's a dirty bastard and anywhere is game. On your back, stomach, face, ass, anywhere. He gets satisfaction from seeing it on you tbh. Makes him wanna go another round.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to hear about your past experiences and your fantasies so he can recreate them but 10x better, to get the satisfaction that he'll be the best and only person to make you feel that way.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's experience, he's not young and knows what he's doing. He's never had a relationship, been too busy. Never had time. Or the feelings deep enough to call it a relationship but he's had sexual partners before, so he definitely knows, and he's good too. Really good.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Missionary, likes to see your face as he fucks you. Tbh any position he can see your face. He feeds off seeing you in pleasure, watching your body as it wiggles in anticipation with your mouth open and eyes screwed shut.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's not that goofy but he's not very serious either. He's the type to make the odd comment here and there, mainly sarcasm you could link with a hint of degradation/humiliation. But he's not the type to joke around or be straight faced 'Mr. Grey' either...

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He. Doesn't. Care. He's lazy. He's busy. He doesn't have time to venture his own wilds to tame it. He'd do it if you asked though. Only for you. As for you, again. He doesn't care. If you shave, cool. If you don't, cool. He's always preferred his cats longhaired anyway (I'm so sorry that was a terrible joke)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's intimate in a fun way. I don't see him as a sappy person in general, so don't expect much in that department. But he's fun with it. Lots of kisses, especially the ones that tickle your skin as he peppers them across your body. The type to like eye contact and to watch you come undone which can be a very intimate moment.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He may be a sexual person but he has self control. He doesn't masturbate that much. Only if he's stressed out or had a long day and you aren't around to get it down n dirty. But when he does he thinks of all the things he wants to do with you and things he already has.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Overstimulation: loves to see you overstimulated, begging and crying and shaking. It gives him a boost of the ego that he's the reason you're in that state. He also loves how needy and clingy you become too.

Somnophillia: he likes it either way. Of course consent and permission always. If you don't want him to do it to you, that's fine. No worries but you're allowed to him any time. He loves waking up to a surprise, every good day starts with your mouth around him.

Bondage: loves to tie you up, he thinks you look so pretty when restrained, he uses red rope because it compliments your skin and loves to tease you and see you struggle against the rope.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Mainly bedroom. In the comfort of your home or something alike it. He isn't the type to share, even the sound of your moans. That's for him, and him only. He can be pretty traditional in that sense, possessive and protective. What's his is his so he sticks to places you're fully his.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Pretty much anything. Rub your ass against him and you'll feel something digging in the lower part of your back in a matter of seconds.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Again, possessive. No sharing. Whatsoever.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Hes defo the type use his mouth on the front and back, if ya get me. He loves ass. I just know he's good at it too. Like roll your eyes at the back of your head until you see the stars good. He could go for hours too, his tongue fast and skilled.

He also loves when you suck him off too. Especially in the mornings or after a long week. It's like a reward. He lays back, relaxed and just focuses on the feeling, his hand gripping your hair, pushing your head down further.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's dominant, soft and hard depends on the mood.

He's more of a pounder than a fast fucker. Ya get me? He likes to drag it out and pound it back in with no mercy and it feels so good. So he takes his time with his thrusts but they're never light, he likes to feel him slam into you, drives him crazy especially when your gasp and arch your back more and more each time he does it.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Nah, I don't see him being into quickies. He doesn't see the point in them. He needs time, and he wants you to cum at least three times. He's too greedy for something quick.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Letting you tie him up. He's usually the dom, but sometimes he let's you take the reigns and if you suggest tying him up, he's down to try it. He also grows to realise he loves praise too. Tell him he's good, and he's making you feel good.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Depends. He loves to lazily fuck you. But when he lazily fucks you he can do it for more than 2 rounds because he just let's lost in the feeling. But when he has the energy he can mostly go one round, but it lasts longer. Either way you both end up satisfied.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

If you own any, he'll definitely use them with you. For both your pleasure. This one is harder to answer since I doubt there's many sex toys in tamriel (unless you're like haelga and use horker tusks..ouch?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Very unfair. He loves to see you get frustrated as he teases and edges you, making small comments as he laughs out and it's evil. But its sexy soooooo.... he's sadistically unfair. He loves it.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not too loud. He grunts and groans, especially in your ear or when his face is stuffed in your neck. But he is the type to groan as he goes down on you, it turns him on when tasting you, feeling his mouth on you.

W = Wild Card

He likes to watch you gag and choke on his cock, will purposely fuck your face to see your eyes fill up with tears.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

He's big, but not scarily big, like not 8+ big I'd say 6+, 7 inches. He's quite thick too and veiny.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high. But as I said. He has self control. He doesn't let it override him too bad. But he's already ready when you are.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pretty fast. Once your heads are on that pillow and he knows you're comfortable he's off.

[prumanoenjoyer]

Doing this thing because I got blorbos on my mind

A - Current OTPs/OT3s etc.

It may not come as a surprise but I am absolutely rotting on PruMano at all times and have been doing so for basically a year now. It's beginning to melt into my personality and nothing can be done about it. Whenever I'm released from the iron grip of PruMano rotting I enjoy GerIta and FrUk like the normie that I am. The BTT are definitely getting together for threesomes when they're all single and I like them as well.

B - Pairing I initially didn't consider

This might shock you after reading the first bit but. PruMano. See I'm not new to this circus, I first watched Hetalia in 2015 but focused mostly on the Nordic 5 with SuFin and DenNor. This was before PruAus 9/11 (Hima suddenly announcing they're cousins) so I think I was on the PruAus rot.

Other than that I got a friend who I dragged into this hellhole (you know who you are) who has infected me with Frain and TurFra. I have some Thoughts about TurPru but uhh. let's leave that for now.

C - Ships I never liked and never will like

All the ones where there is an unbalanced power dynamic (age gaps, having interacted when one was a child and the other way older etc, former colonies and oppressive states, having a relationship that implies being related etc). I am a seasoned hater of these and I do my best to block anyone who as much as reblogs it. I do not care if it's "just fiction" you guys are weird and not in a good way xoxo

D - Ships I just can't get myself to like

Due to the aforementioned PruMano rot I just don't feel seriously interested in any other pairings I fear. Nothing against PruCan or LietPru for example, I am just so rotted on PruMano that it doesn't make me feel anything lol

E - My crack contributions

I may just be the only person who has even considered TurPru and I have done it in the most unbearable fujoshi way possible </3

Other than that I'm helping out with spreading unrequited GerFra, Frain and TurFra which I do also enjoy on the side.

F - Longest I've been in a fandom

I wanna say this one?? Not actively so, I jumped ship to other things such as Love Live and JJBA in early 2019ish (Love Live even earlier in 2017), but even during my longer breaks from Hetalia I've always ended up rewatching it at some point or posting about it.

G - First OTP

For Hetalia it's definitely been GerIta from day one. Do I even need to say anything? To me they're canon.

H - Favorite way of consuming fandom stuff

It's mostly anime series and TV shows I'd say, I do sometimes read but am a bit too busy to properly sit down and do so.

I - Has Tumblr made me dislike fandoms

I think it would take less time to list the fandoms Tumblr HASN'T made me dislike tbh. I try to keep a tight knit circle for my own sanity and rarely interact with the fandom part of stuff apart from my own and my friend's contributions. Highly recommended btw.

J - Fandoms I didn't notice until Tumblr

To be honest I'm not really browsing Tumblr at all. I like to upload here because the image quality is way better than on Instagram. I suppose I highly associate some fandoms with this site (Undertale for example)?

K - Say something nice about someone

You should all go like and subscribe to fruktual on Instagram for more FrUk and Frainposting

L - Say something nice about a mid character

Lithuania I'm sure you are way more interesting than I give you credit for and I care about you the most out of the Baltic Trio (which I honestly forget exists at times)

M - Something nice about a ship I don't like

I'd honestly rather pull a tooth out than say a single word of praise for things such as UsUk or Spamano 🤢🤢🤢🤢 And that's on periodt!

N - Things I wish to see more of in the fandom

More PruMano please please please please please pl

O - Song that reminds me of a ship

Til There Was You by The Beatles makes me think of GerIta, as well as Kingdom Come by Red Velvet

As for PruMano it would be Tales Of Great Ulysses by Cream because I had that on repeat writing my Ancient Rome PruMano AU lol

P - New AU

I'm working on/will be working on a Frankenstein PruMano AU where Gilbert is a much more empathic Victor Frankenstein and Lovino is too traumatized from dying and being resurrected to be out killing people. Look forward to that...

Q - Ship I've abandoned and why

PruAus because Hima came in with a warhammer and bludgeoned it to the cousinzone R.I.P </3

R - Pairing I think no one else ships

Again with TurPru, I seriously wonder whether it's been considered at all. Most likely not.

S - Personal headcanon

Okay more or less true I guess if you bother to read the source material but Gilbert is just a silly loser guy. Like, he's a total himbo. I love him and need to gnaw on him.

T - Headcanons I'll die defending

That Gilbert and Lovino who share a passion for chivalry and knights would definitely go visit museums and LARPing events such as medieval weeks and whatnot. Just warms my cold little heart <3

U - 5 faves from 5 different fandoms

Oh boy. Forgive me for what I'm about to share.

(Hetalia) Gilbert Beilschmidt

(JJBA) Dio Brando

(Madoka) Kyouko Sakura

(Love Live) Yoshiko Tsushima

(Gakkou Gurashi or School Live) Kurumi Ebisuzawa

V - 3 OTPs from different fandoms

(Hetalia) PruMano (shocker, I know)

(Madoka) HomuMado

(Love Live) YohaRiko

W - 5 ships ft 5 kinks for said ship

So obviously gonna skip over the ones featuring minors.

PruMano - Verbal degradation, sadism, masochism, somewhat fear aspect, leaving marks

I do also just think they love each other and have normal sex and that's fine too, but I did write a fanfic where the abovementioned happens

X - My top 5 babygirls

1. Gilbert, I bully him a lot but don't you ever seriously say something mean about him because I will be so sad </3

2. Lovino, he's a flawed man and some of you are MEAN to him for having it rough

3. Rome, some people who haven't read source material claim there's some favoritism going on, he does visit Lovino as well okay? The allegations are canonically false!

4. Ludwig, I think most of us agree he's a good person but for the rare few who claim he's "verbally abusive". Go outside and touch grass no he isn't. GerIta has always been them antagonizing one another, the battlefield is even or perhaps even in Feliciano's favor. Ludwig will never be able to escape the nightmare and I don't think Feli wants him to. They're bound together forever and love it.

5. Roderich, gets slack for various Chibitalia related things, does not deserve it at all, it's all whining and he and Feli are on good terms in modern times. Relax.

Y - Fandoms in-law

My current close friends are into Baldurs Gate 3, Watch Dogs, Dishonored, Evillous Chronicles (Vocaloid), Utena and more. But these are the primary blorbo shows in-law.

Z - Rambling time

Okay if you've gotten this far down I admire your attention span lol thanks. I don't really have all that much to say that is concrete and comprehensible but I am thinking of PruMano and of warm days by the Mediterranean Sea and skies later lit in vivid shades of red and orange as the hot sun sets and the cities come to life. I am also thinking about them cuddling, which I do quite a lot.

Anyway that was all for me bye

[astroyongie]

Can you pls do woodz a-z nsfw plls pllssa pllssss And thnx you 💓

A To Z Analysis: NSFW

Woodz

A = Aftercare

He is actually very very good at aftercare, the type to talk through it, and to get anything that you need. A cuddler as well

B = Body part 

On his partner, he likes generous chest. As for himself he is the most proud of his muscles and his hair

C = Cum 

He isn't much of a mess, but he WILL make a mess, usually the type to like releasing inside

D = Dirty secret

Has a thing for pregnancies or the idea of conceiving. Like doing the deed without a condom is a huge turn on

E = Experience

He has some experience but most of it, are intimate

F = Favorite position

Intimate ones are his favorites, like classical missionary and the ones you can ride and discover him

G = Goofy 

Oh he can be quite goofy, lighthearted during the deed. Isn't the type to get too rough

H = Hair 

Not that much, he likes to be natural although he sometimes shaves himself. It depends on his mood. He doesn't like bare partners

I = Intimacy 

Woodz definitely needs to be in love or have a high trust with the person to sleep with them

J = Jack off 

Not something he does the most, sex has to have some type of meaning in his eyes

K = Kink

His kinks are all in the daddy themes, like creameries, daddy/oppa role, pregnant fantasies, booby sucking and playing.

L = Location 

The bedroom, but he would like to try showers and confortable places

M = Motivation 

Usually sweet talk is enough to get him in the mood, eye playing, showing cleavage too

N = No 

Would say no to anything that involves pain into the sex

O = Oral 

He isn't the best at oral, so his partner would need to guide him a lot so he can do something nice. Blowjobs are a good ay of foreplay as well

P = Pace

He is a sensual and slower pacer

Q = Quickie 

Not into them, he likes sex to be long and lasting

R = Risk 

He would take risk as long as it's discussed before and it doesn't involve anything of too much risk

S = Stamina

He has nice stamina. Usually the average but he will keep going in other ways to please his partner

T = Toys 

Wouldn't say no to them but he isn't a fan either

U = Unfair

Woodz isn't much of a teaser, but he would enjoy if his partner plays some mind games with him

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not too loud, he moans quietly

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He is a switch and he would happily tae the role of sweet boy who is dominated by their mommy partner if he has to. Would be an open experience for him

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Average, but more for the lean, not too much girth

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a low sex drive compared to other males

Z = Zzz

After sex he likes to cuddle and to talk gently with his partner about trivial matters

[teacup-captor]

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Tag system:

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DNI:

-PROSHIPPERS**/SUPPORTERS, THINSPO/PRO ED OR ANYTHING BODY FOCUSED*. I WILL NOT DISCUSS THIS GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PAGE, YOU ARE PROMOTING SELF-HARM AND I DO NOT WANT THAT ANYWHERE NEAR ME.

(* body focused as in you post only/primarily pictures of bodies especially in a weight focused way)

(**Proship as in promoting, being okay with or directly shipping abusive/illegal relationships (child x adult, family members) especially if you promote other illegal actions which shall not be named. Romanticizing these relationships is not a healthy coping mechanism. You're romanticizing and promoting abuse, often of children.)

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(if you don't know what's going on regarding Israel vs Palestine I'm very happy to give an explanation but I am N O T discussing this. Good people are pro Palestine.)

(If you apply for the rest of my DNI feel free to ask why or discuss calmly with me but if you start getting angry you're fucking blocked)

-Homophobes, transphobes, enbyphobes, racist, yadda yadda if ya hate people fur things they cannot or should not change fuck off right to hell

-Against therians/otherkins

-Ableists (that includes if you believe NPD or other PDs are inherently bad or use terms like "nArC AbUsE". They're people too and they can be nice.)

-Against mspec gays/lesbians, turigirls, lesboys, or other contradicting labels

-Against self-diagnosis

-Endo/t*lpa (*u) systems and their supporters (if you're syscourse neutral you can stay, just know that I'm under the belief that endo systems are either not systems or they're invalidating their own trauma. If you use labels such as "neurogenic" to say you formed from trauma bc of a mental illness, that is literally trauma and makes you traumagenic)

[fairlyang]

Perfect 🍷

w/c: 1008

tags: 18+ smut. filthy filthy. established relationship, he fucks as if it’s your last day on earth, you trace his scar, praise, p in v, unprotected sex, slight marking, creampie, he’s a sweetie

a/n: I’m working on a fic based off ep6 but wanted to write a lil smut fic before posting that one bc I’m NERVOUS!! just know that one is long so far (5K) but I loveeee how it’s going! like the tension kills me…. n e way hope y’all like this one :)

(p.s. first time writing anything star wars w these two fics pls be gentle)

imagine qimir on top of you, pounding into you like there’s no tomorrow leaving you a needy whimpering mess for him

bringing your hands up and down his back, lightly tracing his scar because you didn’t want to hurt him but he loved when you touched it. it was the perfect way to tease him and turn him on, it drove him insane

so he lowered his body to be as close to yours as he can be just so you can feel his scar easier, you trace along it from his left shoulder blade to where it meets the other end by the middle. your fingers go all the way down to where the scar ends before going to the other end on the right shoulder blade and repeating the same process

the whole time his eyes are closed, letting out soft praises as he uses just the force alone to truly feel your touch

it felt amazing. heavenly.

if he could have you for eternity, he’d have you like this as many times as he could for every rotation imaginable

he was just so obsessed with you. obsessed with your touch. obsessed with all of you

you were the only one he’s ever let touch his scar. he trusted you with his life and you were his whole world so the first time you did it by pure accident, he moaned

he couldn’t help it

it was to no surprise he asked you to keep doing it. after reluctantly trying it again and seeing how much he enjoyed it, you kept doing it more frequently. while he was on top of you fucking your brains out or when he laid on top of you to help him sleep because it soothed him

so right now he did slow sensual thrusts just so you can graze along his back softly, and because he loved it so much of course he was whispering dirty praises into your ear

“such a good girl-“

“you’re fucking perfect.”

“you know just what I like, don’t you my love?”

your eyes fluttered as you moaned into his ear, you wrapped your legs around his waist so he could be even closer to you. you just loved feeling his skin on yours whether he’s making love to you or not

your hands moved higher, tracing along his shoulder blades as his speed started going faster. “fuck qimir-“

he groaned into your neck, never getting enough of the sweet moans you give him. he sucked your skin gently to leave small marks to replace the disappearing ones

he always wanted to make sure you had plenty so you never forgot you were his. meanwhile you scratched along his shoulders as he hit your sweet spot with every deep thrust

his hands were now roaming your body, one holding onto your hip while the other groped your breast. he pulled away from your neck to look at you, just beyond beautiful

in this position absolute perfection and there was no greater view he enjoyed more than your fucked out expression. it was just the motivation he needed to start pounding into you relentlessly

you cried out and your left hand cupped his face while your right gripped his bicep, “j-just like that qimir- please-“

his eyes rolled to the back of his head and his lips curled into a smile as his eyes fluttered to look at you. pretty eyes seemingly glossy and your plump lips letting out music to his ears, “do you wanna cum my love?”

you eagerly nod your head before moaning out, “yes please- please give it to me.”

your hands returned to their rightful spot on his back, tracing his scar with both hands, completely overwhelming his senses. he closed his eyes and leaned his head to yours, relying on the force to feel everything, to feel everything you’re giving him

you leant in to kiss him and he felt a spark as soon as he kissed back, which use to make you both jump but now he always expected it and welcomed it

what always started out as a warm and sweet kiss, quickly turned into a heated and passionate one. that was when you gently scratch right beside his scar which left him dazed and trying to let out praises against your lips but it was barely understandable

his hands came up to cup your face, feeling their warmth which made his heart skip a beat. he felt so lucky to have been able to find someone as perfect as you, his perfect half

one of his hands lingered down to your stomach, just lightly pressing on it which had you whimpering against his lips. he slowly felt that familiar feeling and just from your walls clenching against him, he could tell you were close as well

he knew just what you liked as well even if you wouldn’t admit to it

he pulled away from you and opened his eyes, he could still feel the force as if it were just radiating off his body. you looked into his eyes and wrapped your arms around his neck as his thrusts slowed down. you opened your mouth to speak but that when your orgasm hit you like a tidal wave

his orgasm hit him even harder which had him out of breath and spilling himself into you, his hips against yours to ensure none of it comes out. you both had similar expressions on your faces, and both heartbeats were pounding hard

you took deep breaths as you tried to steady your breathing all while qimir helped you put your legs down. he gave you a lazy smile as you brought a hand down to cup his cheek, he then grabbed that hand and left a small kiss on it

he slowly slipped out of you then got into bed next to you, letting you crawl comfortably into his arms as he held you and caressed your arms. he sighed, shutting his eyes then murmuring, “you’re so perfect.”

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Sooooo Melinda, have you and Jaron did any other naughty stuff before? :3 For sinday of course.

Melinda blinks but she felt her face heat up hearing the question. Even if this was a day late, she didn't look at the anon. "I...w....w..what makes you think we h..h..have?! S..stop being n..nosy anon!" she grumbled with her cheeks puffy but her silver eyes looks to the side.

"I told you anons b..before, didn't I? W..whatever I do with Jaron i...is private when it comes t..to that.." she said and yet, she did know one time he and her tried something new.

~~~~~~~~

"You know t..this was a nice hang out. It really was f..fun.." she smiled looking at her lap while feeling happy. However, Jaron agreed to smile.

"True. Though, I'm glad you had fun. Maybe we can go out again." he sees her blink but Melinda smiled to agree with that. He saw her happy and yet, she already was excited about the next time they would hang out.

"I c..can't wait till we do. I really had fun today." she smiled softly and yet, this made her be cuter that Jaron blushed to laughed rubbing the back of his head. She seriously was cute.

"I'm glad even so. Though, You really seem more open now thanks to it." he even sees her blushing a little to tilt her head.

"Well, it's because of you, Jaron. You make me happy and I'm always happy to spend time with you." she smiled even kissing his cheek seeing him blush a little to her doing that. "Besides, you told me before you always were happy with me....and that's how I feel about you too." she said.

"...I see.." He said but he looks to her as Melinda was happily looking to the side as she felt happier now. Even being here with him was nice and she didn't mind that.

"But I always am..you are something else." he smiled but Melinda smiled to look at him.

"Thank you.." she said that Jaron even finds it more cuter that he even kissed her cheek back seeing her squeak to him smiling finding it adorable. Though, seeing her this cute and shy only had him look at her but one hand reaches to touch her cheek but she blinks to look at him.

"What's up? D..did you wanna say something to-Mfm?!" Her eyes were wide to feel him kiss her on the lips while she shuts her eyes blushing worse as he kissed her. He held her gently in his arms to kiss her but he even breaks the kiss hearing her panting softly shaking.

"W..why d...did you give me a sudden k..kiss?" she asked shy that he looks to her.

"Lets just say I wanted to thank you another way so you are alright with that?" he asked but she blinks to look at him wondering what he means.

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"I..I mean, Jaron and I always spend time together but again when it comes to that, it's private." she said even if her face was still flushed from blushing. Melinda looks quiet that the anon noticed her getting flustered.

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She wasn't expecting this to happen again and yet, Melinda didn't mind it. Even when she's sitting back against some pillows and blankets. Melinda was shaking from the slow heated kisses given to her by Jaron but he was holding her cheek while kissing her neck. She whimpers from each kiss but he only moves down to start leaving kisses against her chest while she keeps still.

"Haaaaa....w...wait d..don't kiss t..t...there..." she begs but he already held her still while kissing more leaving a trail on her skin. He was careful only to lower now kissing in between her breasts to hearing a gasp from her.

"Mmmm...m...mmmmmm......." He keeps kissing her skin more and more but he even held one of her hands with the other gripping the sheets while she was turning her head to the side trying not to give into the heated kisses he gave.

She whimpers but feels his hands against her back still keeping her close that he moves down lower leaving kisses to her stomach. "Ah...haaa...J..Jaron.....w...wait..pl...please..." she begs softly flushed but he looks to stop but sits up to look at her then goes to kiss her deeply on the lips while she reaches to hold him close. Their kiss grew hotter and hotter that he presses up against her while she was moaning in the kiss.

In a bit, he breaks the kiss hearing her weak heated panting that he looks to her with glowing golden eyes. "You serious..haa are too cute..." he said gently but he saw her shaking to his touch.

"I..I'm not hhaaa c..cute..I'm not cute.." she said but he only looks to keep her still. He already even slips his fingers down in her pants making her gasp leaning her head back.

"Well to me you are...but I'm going to be sure you know that.." he said before kissing her neck again so he could hear her wet heated moans again as she shook in his hold.

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Not saying too much, Melinda was too shy to say but she walks off to cool down for a while.

[a-dragons-journal]

Actually, sorry for double-reblogging this, but I got curious and did some digging, and found something interesting and relevant! I was curious if the intensity criterion even holds up for phantom limb syndrome in amputees, so I went looking for any articles on measuring the intensity of non-painful phantom limb sensation, and while I didn't find anything with the full text available for free focusing on that specifically (unsurprisingly), I did find one article that reported the results of a decently large-size sample regarding that as part of their process in investigating a related question!

The article is focused on trying to discern whether there's a set of measures that can be used to predict the likelihood of phantom limb pain (which is usually the thing these studies focus on, since it's usually considered the most inherently problematic aspect of phantom limbs) in amputation candidates. It compared three groups of over 1,000 people each: those who don't experience phantom limb pain (PLP) at all, low-PLP (less than one instance of PLP per week), and high-PLP (at least one instance of PLP per week). The researchers measured a bunch of factors, including age at amputation, sex, the amount of the limb that was amputated, etc., but since I'm not really interested in the same goal they are, after a quick read of their methodology section to make sure it was a study worth looking at, I zoomed in on their measurement of painless phantom limb sensation (referred to as PLS, in this study, which is how I'll use that acronym in this post from hereonout, for clarity), since that's what I was interested in.

Basically, they had the subjects grade their PLS intensity on a scale from 0-10, and I found that the result was really interesting - while the ranges are fairly large (indicating that there's a lot of variation in PLS intensity even within each of these groups), all three groups had an average PLS intensity under 4/10. Specifically, copied directly from Table 1A of their results:

No PLP: 1.27 ± 2.38 Low PLP: 3.2 ± 3.0 High PLP: 3.9 ± 3.17 (Scale of 0-10) (F(1,2) = 276.942, P < .001)

(They also separated PLS intensity ratings by the limb that was amputated within each group on later tables, but I didn't find that worth specifically quoting in this context; it's on tables 1B-1C if you're interested.)

Granted it's only one study - though a large and well-put-together study, from what I can see, and in my defense I was trying to limit myself to articles with the full text available to the public - but what this indicates to me that's relevant to this discussion is that intensity of phantom limb sensation in amputees seems to vary widely and often isn't as "severe" as you've implied (especially on the previous version of this post) that an alterhuman's phantom limbs would have to be to "count" as phantom limbs. In other words, if I'm correct in understanding you that intensity is your biggest factor in differentiating between "real" phantom limbs and "just" phantom shifts (and please correct me if I'm misunderstanding you there), then this study's findings imply that that metric doesn't even work for amputees, and would exclude a great number of amputees who experience phantom limbs as well.

Reference:

Diers, M., Krumm, B., Fuchs, X., Bekrater-Bodmann, R., Milde, C., Trojan, J., Foell, J., Becker, S., Rümenapf, G., & Flor, H. (2022). The Prevalence and Characteristics of Phantom Limb Pain and Non-Painful Phantom Phenomena in a Nationwide Survey of 3,374 Unilateral Limb Amputees. The journal of pain, 23(3), 411–423. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.jpain.2021.09.003

(Direct link: https://www.jpain.org/article/S1526-5900(21)00336-9/fulltext)

Why people with PLS find the use of "phantom limbs" by the alterhuman community offensive

NOTE: This is a repost of an ealier post with more of an own-opinion/giving people with PLS a voice-approach rather than a community announcement, after having received critique from it that I agree with. I am completely fine with people having different opinions on this. I might make a video about this in the future, but I'd like to make you all aware of a statement I've received from people with PLS.

The use of the medical term "phantom limbs" is heavily tied to Phantom Limb Syndrome (PLS) which is a medical condition that affects amputees and those born with congenital differences in anatomy. It can be similar but is said to be vastly different from what otherkin and therians experience during phantom shifts. People experiencing PLS and the like have made it known that comparing phantom shifts to the actual loss of a limb or PLS is offensive, so I am of the belief that this should not be done again. I personally recommend using the words phantom shifts, parts or appendages, or specify that appendages such as phantom paws, wings, tails, etc. instead.

I personally take responsibility for having made this comparison in the past, and I'd like to apologize to people who experience PLS or have lost a limb for doing so. It was not my place to make this comparison, as I cannot know what the experiences is actually like.

I urge everyone who may own an Alterhuman platform (whether that be a Discord server or social media platform), and who agree with this statement, to spread the word about this. You are free to use part of this text to explain things.