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lmao who WAS I when writing this ac mirage fic
#bee blabs#the attitude ???#i did some clear roshan bashing and i regret nothing#lowkey this fic is kinda funny tho#but bc it's so snarky#and as far as i remember that's kinda basim's energy sometimes ??#dude if this doesn't go in the 12 days of bee fics event it'll be a crime#i'm still GUTTED i never finished it in its totality#it would have been one of my best#i hope one day i can return to it if i ever play mirage again#the 'pointless side mission' energy was so there in that piece and it is so funny
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"these jewish bloggers keep saying it's possible to talk about gaza without being antisemitic but keep saying everything i say is antisemitic so clearly they just don't want us talking about gaza"
it's actually really easy to talk about gaza without being antisemitic if you're not antisemitic, and really hard if you are antisemitic. hope this helps
#jumblr#sorry i know this is snarky but at some point you're an adult and you need to take responsibility for unlearning bigotry#and it's not just a matter of changing your wording you actually have to unlearn your antisemitic beliefs and biases#when you have beliefs like 'all jews are collectively responsible for the state of israel's actions'#and 'antisemitism isn't real'#and 'jews are whiny and deceptive and untrustworthy'#and 'jews are even whiter than white people'#and 'jews always have an ulterior motive and are trying to take advantage of you'#those beliefs are gonna come through in your speech and posts#and they'll come through consistently#so yeah... if you keep being called out for antisemitism it's probably because you're antisemitic#but who am i kidding i know you didn't post that in good faith bc you don't think antisemitism is real
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I hsve an idea. Could u draw rose and ianto as besties
absOLUTELY I CAN
they’re chatting shit (lovingly) about their tall, long-coat-wearing, time-travelling, death-cheating, alien boyfriends who have spikey hair
#Jack is nursing 10s broken nose off screen from where Ianto decked him imo Ianto would not let 10s nonsense with Jack slide#jk Ianto would not punch him he would just make him instant coffee instead of The Ianto Special and then stew silently#doctor who#torchwood#torchwood fanart#rose tyler#dwmmm.ask#ianto jones#SORRY I DISAPPEARED FOR AGES EVERYONE IM BACK HELLO !!!!!!#apologies to all the people who have sent asks that are sitting in my inbox im getting to them soon!!!#also I’m working on a big cool colab which I’m v excited about >:)#this is meant to have the vibes of the school reunion scene with sarah jane and rose laughing at 10!!#Ianto would be besties with all of 10s companions actually#him and martha are already besties & him and donna would get on so well snarky secretary duo#him and rose would not only bond over stories about the 9/jack/rose tardis team but also over being estate kids !!!#him rose and martha hanging out being the only under 25s 🚶♂️#s1 Ianto is the type to still get IDed for redbull#maybe that’s why he really wears the suit so people stop thinking he’s a 16 year old#anyway I digress thank u for the ask I hope this appeases you I love this vision and also hate drawing roses hair it’s SO hard#killer side part#but I loved drawing this bc I love ianto and rose friendship#ps theye matching colours on purpose bc they’re bffs#also like ianto in the audios constantly makes friends with random side characters you can’t convince me this man isn’t extroverted at heart
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A Shakespearean comedy of errors
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#ain't somebody gonna match my freak...#no hate to shippers! i think you can do whatever you want with nick and miles as long as its funny#i do personally enjoy them as ace and not necessarily romantically interested in each other but like. They're freaks about each other 4 sur#i also still haven't started apollo justice so if they're out of character IM SORRYYYYY#i'm the slowest gamer ever#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#apollo justice#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#naruhodo ryuichi#mitsurugi reiji#klavier gavin#athena cykes#ema skye#idk are you supposed to use ship names when tagging nonromantic iterations#i guess not#ace attorney comic#ace attorney fanart#the hardest thing about creating fan content before playng the apollo series is I don't know what they call Nick#bc they're adults they COULD call him nick but i'm guessing they don't bc japanese translation and honorifics?#i don't know what klavier calls nick. surely something snarky bc all prosecutors are required to be sassy to him by law#i should just play the game I KNOWWW I KNOW I KNOW#asexual phoenix wright#asexual miles edgeworth#asexual#my art
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Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.
His grey hairs are so earned
#Chilchuck tims#dungeon meshi#analysis#HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY#You know what yeah understandable have a good day#Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm#I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s#how he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺#I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many#compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol#He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!!#I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers#He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help#Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’#is nice in his opinion#This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost…#OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level.#‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc#Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡#Laws are important to him bc he knows how bad punishment is if you break them and how they’re the key to getting better rights
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DAY 71: shy
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#isabeau isat#isat spoilers#i'll never get over loop being described as 'shy'. what a wonderful image#top one casual remarks from isabeau that cleaves loop's facade#like loop's personality is just a targeted missile to piss siffrin off. they're not at all confident and snarky#they're doing like the physical manifestation of winning an argument against yourself in the shower#second they see the party though Oopsies we're in scary territory. That's your family and they dont know it's you Oops#ok anyways ever since i saw that post i was like damn. this is just how i view loop in party postcanon#for as much as I think they SHOULD go explore around and be their own person for a while i think realistically they would not do that.#theyre going to go be a weird freak hovering around the party and refusing to socialize with anyone but siffrin and theyre gonna feel awful#(read: they're going to antagonize siffrin and it fails tremendously bc now The Rumor Come Out and siffrin knows what loop is doing.)#like loop as much as they can barely stand to even look at isabeau (for instance) i think their claws are sunk far too deep in.#onehats maybe the circumstances are different because there is a gap in understanding. there's no point forcing siffrin to confront the#obvious conclusion that loop is them (and thus siffrin's happy ending nails loop's coffin)#(THIS IS IGNORING TWOHATS PREREQS GOTTEN ONEHATS. BC THATS ITS OWN CAN OF WORMS)#but twohats. idk. for as much as it lets loop release some of their rage and process their feelings a bit. i think it might also be the pus#that makes loop consider their own existence as a person a bit more. theyre not a sponsor->corpse theyre just loop#theyre just somebody who wants desperately. they want to stay with them#theyre still siffrin. if also loop.#i think loop would force themself to reconnect with the party in the same vein as siffrin forcing himself to communicate more.#but of course having conviction and living an experience are not the same thing. so siffrin's going to flounder the emotional honesty thing#tremendously and loop's going to be. blair witching it in the corner.#hey i might have forgotten which post i was writing the tags under. oopsies#idk if these tags are comprehensible at all. i just really want to see loop fail upwards into friendship with everyone
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It’s time for a, “things I sent to my twin’s inbox but she said I should post myself because I never post my own work and she’d like if I stopped spamming her inbox with ideas but I forgot about it and just kept it in my drafts notes for months and now finally I’m posting the fucking things.”
Or for short:
DP X DC PROMPT #7:
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Danny visits metropolis and people are deadset on believing that Danny is either Clark’s little brother or his nephew from Illinois… despite that Clark can literally not be related to him. Not that the people at the Daily Planet know that, but even the ones who do know are giving him a hard time.
“I’m adopted Jimmy!” Clark threw his hands in the air in frustration. “You are very aware of that.”
“But he looks just like you Clark, you even talk the same!” Jimmy peaked around the corner, catching a glimpse of Danny talking to Lois in the employees lounge.
“He has a upper midwestern accent. I’m from Kansas, Jim. Not all midwesterners know each other!”
“So?”
“Jimmy. You know damn well why we can not be related.” Clark subtly gestured to his cheap “I believe in aliens” mug. Jimmy was Clark’s best friend and most of the time he really appreciated the kid’s keen eye but Jimmy also seemed to be constantly dead-set on figuring how to give Clark a headache.
“But he looks like a mini you! Have you asked him if he has a spare spaceship lying around anywhere?” Jimmy snarked as he glanced over to Danny and Louis who were finally heading back from their break.
“Jimmy, I will put you on the moon and leave you there.”
“Alright sheesh. I get it, I’ll drop it.”
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc writing prompt#bones writes#clark kent#superman#jimmy olson#danny fenton#daily planet misunderstandings#a reminder that Clark Kent simultaneously has the biggest heart in the dcu but also is a snarky asshole who is able to keep up with Lois#the threat clark uses in the end is inspired by the adventures of Superman radio show#because Superman has used the threat ‘tell the truth or we go to the moon’ More Than Once In The Radio Show to intimidate villains or goons#into telling him information#but the best part is TAOS Superman would 100% follow through on that promise bc that version of clark is 110% the sass I love to see#but also that snark is literally All of his personality in the typical bad writing version of ‘blank slate character is relateable#and a self insert so young men can fit themself into the main character’s shoes’#and TAOS Superman has Zero hesitance to maim or injure a criminal no matter the crime bc he’s a very black and white thinking bitch#but I think he’s a neat specimen from the past that I’d like to put in a jar and study#bones writes in the tags#anyways if you go into the show aware that it’s a piece of it’s time (1941-50) and occasionally is Very racist. go listen to TAOS#it’s very interesting as you see the difference in media as it shifts from pre-WWII to current WWII to post-WWII#it’s very neat. just listen to it through a ‘this is not canon’ mindset (bc it’s a radio show that’s officially non-canon)#and a historical view mindset#then you’ll have a fun time listening to the old timey radio show with the occasional ‘wait What the fuck did they just say?!’ moment#to keep you on your toes
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i love how from has so many queer characters and its of literally no consequence to the plot it actually has zero bearing on the characters choices or personalities in any obvious way but they decided to include those facets anyway. fatima kisses ladies! julies like hnnnnn pretty lady would u consider kissing me. please. jades first lines are telling the people he meets that theyre so so beautiful he sounds like hes looking at god. anyway
#i just think its funny like. how they make the decision to include this but its just as like. vague background#IM BEING SERIOUS BY THE WAY. this isnt like snarky backhanded shit like#im not trying to say i think they include queer characters in like a quota diversity points way im trying to be very literal here#bc the show doesnt include much romance that isnt like. alluded to at the start of the show. so i wouldnt expect anything anyway#like the only people who get romantic development are ellis/fatima. jim/tabby WHO ARE ALREADY MARRIED.#and theres like. boyds lingering guilt and grief over his late wife.#from#from mgm#from series#bea.txt
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It was so fucked up of plvspw to make Phoenix think Maya was dead for a good chunk of the game I can’t get over it. Randomly remembered it, looked at the bad pictures I had taken and died all over again. What the fuck was that why would you do that
If I remember the context for this one, it’s that Luke and Espella were trying to talk but he was completely spaced out looking depressed like that. This is right after Maya "dies" I think
#the clenching fist sprite fucks me up bc we never see him use that sprite. that’s a brand new sprite#and phoenix isn’t a violent person. he can be a snarky bitch sure but he’s not a puncher#and here he’s so overcome with grief we see the angriest sprite he’s ever had#the sad sprites fuck me up too he looks so depressed#goddddd they are EVERYTHING TO ME#they are so so important to each other. explodes#ace attorney#phoenix wright#maya fey#plvspw#plvspw spoilers#plvsaa spoilers#crow dont look at this#general my post tag
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i tried so hard to fight it but im just actually so disappointed with veilguard.
as a video game, its fine! the gameplay is fun and it’s visually stunning. but as a dragon age game it’s… not good. even if we somehow ignore all the massive world breaking lore inconsistencies, it’s supposed to be a story heavy RPG. but it’s so shallow, so surface level. there are so many issues with so many of the decisions the devs or ea or whoever made leading to the final state of this game and it’s actually so sad.
I feel like im grieving what could’ve been, making new saves in hopes it’ll somehow be better this time around, and it just isn’t.
#dragon age critical#veilguard critical#dragon age#spoilers#dragon age spoilers#the more i think about it the more i realize how much is wrong#even little things like why lyrium is red#or like why is neve/bellara just fine after being completely blighted?#why do we get a little -blighted- status effect that means absolutely nothing?#why are all the factions sterilized#why can’t I be an asshole? why do all my choices end up coming out kind of snarky goofy like they chose my personality for me?#why can’t I even be a properly SERIOUS or stoic char like#I know it’s not an open world but it actually feels like it too. there are other way better games that are closed world but it doesn’t FEEL#closed world#only arlathan felt open. every other location was so underwhelming#idk it’s so sad bc i’ve been waiting so long and I rlly tried to give it a chance but it’s just so disappointing#idk there’s too many things to even list here#im just sad :/ and I think im done playing#da:tv
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Textpost time yay! :-)
#feh#fire emblem#fire emblem heroes#fe heroes#textposts#feh textposts#fire emblem memes#feh heiðr#feh heithr#feh heidr#feh sharena#feh Seiðr#feh seithr#feh seidr#feh mirabilis#feh elm#feh gullveig#feh askr#feh embla#heiðrena#Heiðelm#hi yes I do kinda have two Heiðr ships#just. one is a lot harder for me to articulate any points on so-#we will just slowly spread the word of Heiðelm#I do have ideas tho a bit. like they probably exist in the same universe as Heiðrena#Elm realizes his feelings way sooner but it’s not till a long time after Sharena dies that Heiðr realizes she’s grown to have feelings for#for him lol. And perhaps a bit longer till she accepts that too#anyways idk I can ramble a bit here bc it feels easier to#They r like. Elm being himself (kinda mean/snarky etc) but Heiðr just thinks it’s funny and laughs#She will tease him. And he will grumble about it. And many et ceteras. Alas I’ve run out of tags that’s all ur getting for now sorryyyy
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sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though
#hs#davejade#like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot#“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing#and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key#i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong#but i like davejade for different reasons#in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her#bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot#ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do#and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares#i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic#of care and interest towards each other#hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN#they are Equals#jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol#they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen#remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that#dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity#since space and time are fundamentally related#sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night#ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS#jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients#i should draw them together in that mspa style#maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship#well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic
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no new art just posting my propaganda of the week
i think everyone in the acotar series should fight over lucien bc hes so cool hot sexy cute and deserves all the love in the world and ik everone wants him!!!!!! *mwuah* <- das him getting a big fat wet kiss!!!!!!!!
#im so normal about lucien help#i want to EAT HIM#WHOLE#i need some vindication in the next book bc wym bro got his ass handed to him for no reason and his ONE FRIEND isint even kind to him#i love angst but hey sjm im gonna throw up#like he used to b so snarky and fun and then EVERYTHING happened and now hes just so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#oouuu inner circle and feyre when i get my hands on you#lets b honest shes not even rly int the IC#pro lucien vanserra#lucien vanserra#no bc actually what did he do#i need someone to sit me down and bullet point list me all the reason why the ic doesnt give af about this guy i feel like im going insane
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Sometimes I think about we got the very first rumors that playable Scaramouche would be Anemo + get a design change around July 2022 (it was a month or two out from 3.0 release) and a sizable portion of people were melting down on my Twitter recommended over it bc they were absolutely certain this qualified as genshin “ruining his character”. Like they had a hashtag over it and everything it was so funny
#I was fighting for my life bc I was like oh he’s going to be plot relevant in sumeru right?#he must be getting an Anemo vision bc he gets a character arc#yaaay Anemo is the element of freedom n a lot of the chars have themes of#identity and personhood I can see that working for him :) while a lot of ppl were like#oh my Hod They’re going to TAKE AWAY HIS HAT and make him bland and friendly with none of his personality#(assumptions made solely based off vibes)#I felt SO vindicated when wanderer’s design dropped bc 1) I liked it#2) he looked as snarky as any scaramouche art does#I was like SEEE. ITS FINE. THEYRE CAPITALIZING ON HIM BEING A SNARKY MENACE OKAY#ITS FINE !!#fern.txt
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much as i love merlin and arthur they were NOT the blueprint. they were very nearly the blueprint, but the actual og's were from a book written in 1862 by Victor Hugo. that's right. it's enjolras and grantaire. the timeline goes exr-merthur-firstprince
#i'm right#viccy h was doing it before it was a thing#k so enj arthur and henry are all blonde and in a position of power#with a destiny and skill and crushing expectations and incredible loyalty#and socially awkward/clueless (do not tell me arthur is not socially awkward all his friends are just merlin's friends or gwen's brother)#all have a bit of a rivalry with annoying defiant brunette and don't realise how much they love them (exr truther till i die)#the brunettes themselves are annoyed by the blondes and love to antagonise them but end up loving them and dying looking at them (e and a)#R merlin and alex are all snarky bitches with (yet again) a complicated family relationship#a bitchy female best friend (using eponine and morgana for this bc i am an ep and R besties truther)#who know the destiny and how it will end (alex is the only one it turns out for) (r knows they will fail) (merlin knows arthur will die)#but who do everything they can to stay with blonde and prevent the ending (r goes as far as dying with e)#and end up devoting their life to blonde with unfathomable loyalty while also teasing them at every turn#their devotion gets to the point that blonde's life is worth more than their own#merlin#merthur#bbc merlin#red white and royal blue#firstprince#exr#enjoltaire#les miserables#but arthur and merlin are SO exr coded#none of this heartstopper-merlin-firstprince bullshit#heartstopper is the same time pretty much as firstprince and dont even act like the rest of them#they can't JUST be blonde and brunette they need the vibes to go along with it#victorian era- 2000's medieval- modern
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i like to dogshow lebkuchen yet i refuse to actually get any of her bad endings aside from that apostasy + leb route combo i mentioned a while back. i find her hypocritical insistence on being a shameless flirt with elise while refusing to acknowledge a future beyond her religious responsibilities hilarious, and i do (lovingly) think that lebkuchen really is just a little freak sometimes. i also want her to be happy and snug with her sheep plushie and elise by her side. she's ridiculous. she can be a lying gremlin. she doesn't know what she is beyond her veil. but what she does know is that she is home when she's with elise. and to think all of that budding self-actualization can just be coldly snuffed out the moment elise lets her desperation blind her to the obvious implications of what the good company is...it just hurts differently compared to the other endings i feel
#little goody two shoes#lgts#lebkuchen lgts#sugary devotee#i need to study her so bad#especially how she deals with her faith#like yes i know that in her route she admits to losing that faith and being at a crossroads bc of that#but it was also a huge part of her life for so long#and was strong enough at some point for her to want to be a nun#she may need a hug actually with how much uncertainty she's struggling with#pointedly buried under her snarky quips and constant work
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