#but back to bitching:
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WE NEED TO KILL HIM
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dumb doodles
merry christmas, people
#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#narumitsu#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#maya fey#naruhodou ryuuichi#mitsurugi reiji#ayasato mayoi#wrightworth#i hate christmas. i'm like edgeworth but without the trauma#i did not put any effort into this#i've been very uninspired lately#you can see me progressively losing my mind in this drawings#btw#i graduated#it's baker-chan-SENSEI now bitches#but now i need a real job#i'm just. idk what to do now. i'm. empty#art#digital art#aa#sketch dump#edit. i tried adding descriptions cos i made it my goal for the new year to go back and add descriptions to my posts#i suck at it and english is not my first language but i TRIED OK??
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GIVE HER BACK TO ME 😭 TAKE CRISTON COLE PLEASE
#house of the dragon#rhaenys targaryen#eve best#hotd#meleys#Criston Cole#rooks rest#whyyyyy#I’m so tight right now#giver her back to meee#rip rhaenys you went out like the bad bitch you always were
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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣
#how atlus felt making the black mask design by far the most visually disturbing horrific thing witnessed by human eyes#what the FUCK is he wearing. what is that fucking OIL SPILL#didnt even BOTHER looking up a reference bc it was so hideous i didnt want to see it again.#“a persona users outfit reflects their desires and the manifestation of their persona” IS LOKI SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING ZEBRA??????????????#I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY#ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIS OUTFIT IS THE SEXY SERRATED SWORD THAT COMES WITH IT#anyway i genuinely dont give a fuck if this isnt the canon design i refuse to draw that one#there is no way this bitch was the one behind all the mental shutdowns he looks like he cant even hold a sword 😭😭 stupid femboy twink😭😭#anyway i digress i loved watching his sanity rapidly deteriorate as he got the deer in headlights stare when he looked at you#anyway akechi flopped with this one 0/10 don't come back like this again#imagine dying in this fit not even the flames of hell would burn hotter than my unadultered rage 💀💀#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#akechi goro#lotus draws
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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago
(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)
#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that#literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me#it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought#my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case#because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now#also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay
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Come…But everyone is your turn…
#beautiful ass#nice buns#perfect round butt#spank my bum#spank my ass#perfect back view#perfect bum#lick my ass#kiss my ass#amazing butt#sexy bitch#girl butts#georgeous
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Hi my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha the Knight of the Rueful Figure and I have a rueful figure (that's how I got my name) with purple bruised ribs and tall stature and gaunt features and hair turning gray and a rather hooked aquiline nose and large black drooping mustaches and a lot of people tell me I look like Amadís of Gaul (AN: if u don’t know who he is begone!). I’m not related to Lady Oriana but I wish I was because she’s an incomparable flowering beauty. I’m a knight errant but some of my teeth and grinders are missing. I have long lank limbs. I’m also a defender of damsels, protector of orphans, succourer of the needy, righter of wrongs, undoer of injustice, and I wander a magic countryside called the mountains of Spain where I’m in my first year of knighthood (I’m forty-nine). I’m a gentleman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love my great-grandfather's forgotten corner of the house and I cobble together all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a doublet of fine cloth with matching shoes and velvet breeches and a helmet, morion, visor, breastplate and backpiece. I was riding outside La Mancha. It was early morning so the rays of the sun fell obliquely and the heat did not distress me, which I was very happy about. A lot of giants stared at me. I put up my pasteboard visor at them.
#surprise bitch#I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me#thinking of bringing this account back#think 2024 needs it#PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!#not a sonnet#don quixote#miguel de cervantes#literature#my immortal#fanfic#five good revoiws and i sonnet the original my immortal intro#ten good reieuoiws and I keep writing this nonsense?#tara gilesbie#world literature#books#throwback#fanfiction#poetry?#knight#chivalry#knightposting#knightcore#armor#17th century#slay#ladies#historical#medieval#unholy
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new tweel cards in august iam so cooked
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#mmarts#twst oc#twst yuu#twst grim#jade leech#floyd leech#i was cooked starting tapis rouge i still havent recovered ueuudueuudu#back to back faves then these bitches show up on god#ive been waiting for mer cards since forever#also cant wait to see octozuzu in their story fufufufufufuu#theres tons of octozuzu thoughts up in here but i shant babble anymore#sigh might skip bday ortho .... or not#M A N#then sept is prolly fellow GAH im so cooked- im pulverized
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Forgot I was on the piss on the poor webbed site and saw someone say with their whole chest that rojo aka author of the wheel of time series, was a misogynist
#girl WHAT#are there interesting things to say (as in: critique) on rojos thoughts and world building?#sure!!#do 90% of the quote unquore critiques i see on Tumblr dot com fall apart completely#if i were to point out: im sorry the books published in like 1991 weren't as inclusive and modern as the tv show made like 30 years later#also yes#but this is the piss on the poor site#i won't engage w every post trying to throw the book series under the bus#bc it's not as hashtag inclusive as the 2023 tv show#which i am enjoying the show!! a lot!!!#but its nowhere near HALF as in depth or showing like a 3rd of the actual characters we get at this point#the books are so good i urge everyone to try them#the setting! the world! the characters!!!!#it's so fun#but back to bitching:#i hate having to read stupid opinions with mine own eyes and then having to choose to be a better person#don't do that to me#dem speaks#and not that quantity of women in a media makes it more or less misogynist#but there are more named female characters in 1 chapter of a wot book#than there are in the entire lotr movie trilogy#(and im including shelob)#sometimes there are more named female characters (who even have speaking lines!) in one page of a wot book#than there are women in the entire lotr trilogy#and i LOVE the lotr trilogy#but wot is my comfort fantasy where i come to indulge in womens rights and SO MANY womens wrongs#anyways i shouldn't be shocked that tunglr has Wrong opinions about this series#and w the tv show hitting stride (and hopefully taking off!!!!!)#i should just prepare for it to get worse
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#psych text posts#psych#shawn spencer#ive heard it both ways#I’m back bitches#better than ever#living thriving in my lane prospering
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hhhnhhghgjjghgugujgutuutghn piskin……..
#dedicated to the one time i didn’t realise my game broke during the bomb defusing cutscene#and i just spent like 30 seconds just staring at pliskin’s profile and swooning#i’ve been trying to study ashley woods’s style so bad bc i love it anf omg i forgot that painting loosely can be so fun#anyways#im back bitches#i have some work to finish but im free from school for a month after which i will die yet again#i finished mgs2 last night and holy shit. i think i need to keep staring at a wall to comprehend wtf i watched#but omg i loved it so much such a great game will be thinking about it forever!!!#can’t wait to start mgs3 and meet bibo and his blonde army#yayyy yippeee#have a good day!#iroquois pliskin#pliskin#solid snake#snavid#metal gear#metal gear solid#mgs2#ok bye
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i’m sorry but this is literally the best set anyone has bought me ITS SO CUTE
#the bitch is back#unshaven#cnc free use#cnc k!nk#cnc kidnapping#soft cnc#corruption kink#cnc brat#cnc stalking#cnc fr33use#cnc somno#cnc drugging#cnc daddy#fr33use slvt#fr33 us3#fr33use#group fr33use#fr33use toy#needy wh0re#daddy’s wh0re#desperate wh0re#dumb wh0re#g00nfuel#g00n trigger#g00d girl#free use slvt#dumb slvt#subby puppy#subby bunny#breeding k1nk
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who wins the war over Caitlyn's mind?
a cunning war lord who exploits Caitlyn's grief and anger over losing her mother in a horrible tragedy and uses it to turn her bitter while whispering promises of revenge and salvation in her ear for MONTHS
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her butch ex-girlfriend who is covered in oil, grease and blood calling her 'Cupcake' right after insulting her and then spits in her face
#the way this bitch caved IMMEDIATELY#like no hesitation whatsoever she saw her girl and said “I'm done being evil I want my kisses back”#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#piltover's finest#vi arcane#arcane#arcane season 2
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I can sleep much better at night knowing that Agatha kissed Rio, not for Billy, but for herself. Because no, that’s not how Nicky died but in the moment she realized that Rio didn’t do anything wrong and she’s been harboring this hate and resentment for this women she loves so deeply (the only woman to see the good in her and love her so unconditionally) for so long and she was tried of denying her feelings any longer. And she could’ve so easily just walked with Rio to the end of her life but instead decided the last thing she wanted to do was kiss the woman she loved most. She missed her. She loves her. And I think that’s so clear by the way she gently caresses Rio’s face and wipes away her tear, keeping her hands on Rio’s face as long as possible because she goes.
#damn I just wish that bitch didn’t die!#at least she’s a ghost yeah yeah yeah#they’ll get back together idc !!!!#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agathario#aubrey plaza#kathryn hahn#rio x agatha#agatha x rio#wlw#rio vidal#mcu
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ace detective more like ace DEFECTIVE
#I HATE THIS BITCH SM HES GENUINELY SO FUN TO DRAW FOR NO REASON 😭😭😭😭#bro idk if the first one makes sense to anyone else. 😔 get it cause like akechi is in the siu so he techincally works for the government 😔#i finished shido's palace again and cried like a bitch because of him so im back to drawing persona again im so sorry everyone#my brother deleted persona from the steamdeck i play on and idk how to redownload it so i cant touch the game until christmas now 🫶🏼#i drew a lot over break actually i've just been going back and coloring a few of the sketches i did#idk how ppl draw everyday aren't u exhausted 😭#anyway hope faggotron 6000 dies in the royal version too i can't stand him#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#akechi goro#UHHHH ren is here so i'll tag him#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#lotus draws#goodnight everyone im so tired#i need winter break to come faster.........
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achilles’ breaks are a serious matter. bitch. | in which patroclus is rather protective of achilles’ break time and continues his crass manner with zagreus and also calls him a bitch because he can
#this all started bc hanna n i were talking about patroclus’ manner with zagreus bc it’s frankly hilarious and also brutal#it is easily the funniest thing to me upon revisiting his dialog#then we started having patroclus say bitch and i think i said patroclus is like jesse pinkman#and then he said achilles was walter white#and then we thoroughly lost the plot#achilles wakes and pat goes back to his more civil name for zag. teehee#vohtaro art#patrochilles#achilles#patroclus
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