#but as dan says

[indiehowell]

maybe controversial but sometimes i miss the dan and phil oversaturation™ era...like obviously I LOVE the current era and im so glad they're happy and confident and feel free to be themselves but i sometimes miss when they were like everywhere. like the collabs, the radio show, the awards livestreams...it was truly a cultural moment you had to be there

[bakedbananners]

WWMAD (What Would Miss Ayase Do)?

[slushy-sash]

what in the 4d chess are they playing 😭

[danshive]

I enjoy adding "as one does" in parentheses after describing a strange thing to do (as one does).

[blossoms-phan]

there’s not a mfer in this world I’ve ever respected more than 2009 dan. that was a mastermind. a man on a mission. he had one shot and he knew he had to take it. now he walks into the kitchen of the forever home he shares with the subject of “did you ever doubt your dream would come true” and gets greeted with “hello you stupid bitch”

[sluttycinderella]

dan will literally find any excuse to bring up that he has a mortgage with that man. good for him.

[deadandphilgames]

i am in awe of dnps ability to not only never cross the line of an outright confirmation of their relationship status, but then pick up said line, move it further along and not cross it again

[0nlyhere4phil]

[reunitedinterlude]

countdown to phil’s 38th bday - a year in review [22/30]

and other sentences by phil

[diphowell]

“best friends, arch enemies, husbands, business partners, partners in crime, soul mates, just mates, who the fuck knows?…"

[elene78-blog]

Andrew looks at Kevin after the game against the Trojans.

"How does it feel?" He asks Kevin.

"Losing is not pleasant for anyone," says Kevin.

"Sorry," Andrew says without meaning it at all. "I wanted to say, how does it feel to know that Monsieur Misérable and Mr. Golden Smile are fucking together and have agreed to beat you up?"

Kevin turns to him with a growing bad mood.

"They're not having sex."

"D'Artagnan hit you too hard with the racket. You don't know what you're saying."

"They're not having sex, Andrew!"

"New bet then. I say that France conquers California before the end of the year... In two months if Monsieur Trauma takes care of his shit."

"...Jeremy has never told me he's gay."

Andrew remains silent. He turns his head towards Kevin very very slowly.

"300 dollars."

"We're not going to bet on this..."

"500 dollars."

"Why are you so happy to do this?"

"What do you mean, Kevin? I'm a very happy man."

It's impossible to tell if Andrew is joking with that unflappable expression.

And so the betting returns to the Foxes.

[danshive]

YOU! Are granted the power to suddenly own ONE video game franchise, and to hire the best people who have ever worked on it (and/or anyone else you want in on it).

What video game franchise are you rescuing--er, acquiring?

[mushiver]

Hi 🩷💌 what do you think Mabel friends chairs are? Hope you're having a good day sweetie 🌷🩷

I am, thank you!

Expanding the chairverse

[phannie-by-night]

Starting to think that dnp’s Hard Launch Door is actually a revolving door bc it’s never going to be all the way open and they’ll keep hitting us with it

[sluttycinderella]

heyyy sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah it's dan and phil. yeah i'm thinking about that one line in the interactive introverts song where phil says "the future's unclear but i know this is true, you're as important to us as we are to you" knowing full well that ii was meant to be something of a farewell tour before they stopped making "dan and phil" content quite possibly forever. i'm thinking about how dan said he stayed in the closet for another year because of introverts. i'm thinking about how he did this tour all about "giving the people what they want" so he would feel he'd given everything he possibly could to the audience that adored him before he disappeared. an audience he felt like he was lying to every day he didn't come out. i'm thinking about how tit is all about dan and phil "taking back what the internet took from them". about how despite everything, they did come back. they didn't need to, they had no obligation to, but despite their intentions when the gaming channel went on hiatus they decided to return, to live more authentically, to share their joy and their newfound comfort with those that stuck around. anyway yeah it's gonna be an all day thing.

[bottomsonlybar]

reposting this old meme that i made that kinda flopped on twitter for the BIG anniversary