#but also like not

[hitmeupaep]

if i ever got extremely stupidly rich i would make a tv show so perfectly made for jensen ackles and misha collins that they could not resist auditing for it, than once they get the job and the contract is signed reveal that it’s actually a destiel reunion where dean and cas are nasty and gay

[tech-obssessed-shark]

the feminine urge to go by he/him pronouns not in the male way but in the transformers way of i’m a robot of unknown origin who is wanted by various government that technically doesn’t have a gender but goes by he/him pronouns because it’s simple i guess and before i interacted with humans my concept of gender was “no”

[labyrinthhofmymind]

i woke up at 1:45pm and my shift at work started at 2pm….

i ended up only being 15 minutes late but guys i think i’m spiralling all i wanna do is cry rn i just wanna think about the marauders in peace what the fuck is wrong with me and my life

[liliallowed]

STOP YANDEREFYING DUST AO3

he's just a psychotic depressed dude. YOU HAD ONE JOB!

[fudgepoptarts]

oooo everyone is so obsessed with me bc i'm soooo sexyyyyyy

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[fruitydiaz]

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right