#but also damn 😳🙏

[easyboi]

duality of man

[myokk]

Eloise🥹💓

[meo-eiru]

Been kinda obsessed with Silas for quite sometime and I must say he gives me SUCH confliction. Like having him desperately want us to consume his bodily essence fasinates and grosses me out but remembering "oh wait hold up holy shit he can heal all my ailments with that funny fairy man goo tho??? I can have clear skin??? I don't gotta feel back pain no more????? I DON'T GOTTA GO THE DENTIST/DOCTOR NO MORE???" etc. It's wild man he is WILD lol He hella pretty too and buff and BIG and i wanna smash but damn he hella hella hella unhinged tho and his Elken PP (that honestly i wanna see😳 ) would probably kill me and he takes away my freedom but he also sweet but etc.??????

Point is he and basically you my dear have got me by the choke hold with this sweetly unhinged pretty man frfr and I eagerly await more from you :>

(Also looking forward to the reverse isekai fan boy. It sounds like a really fun concept!!)

Take care and be good hun 🙏

That’s what makes him great :D! He does a lot of unacceptable things that are definitely out of the norm and could be considered disgusting but he’s also very cute and silly while doing them and genuinely has good intentions!

I don’t have an image of his penis right now but I’ll just say it’s very pretty👀 It’s light pink in color and a lot smoother than a human’s. Generally has a sleek shape and kind of looks like a shark’s/merman’s penis. It’s pretty straight, doesn’t really curve. It’s basically twice the size of an average human penis so handle it with care

(I hope you like what I have for the fanboy he’s very deranged🥰)

[hurlingdown]

You’re in Smokers quarters just bullying the shit out of him and his ass. Your hips are going to hard they’re absolutely going to leave bruises - smoker knows he’s not going to be able to sit down without thinking of you.

And you’re just whispering in his ear as your fingers interlock with his.

“Cmon Smokey, I know you love this. Remember when your legs gave out from under you and I held you up to fuck you deeper. I swore I could hear noises through the sound proof wall.”

“Captain. You loved this back at the facility, I remember you squeezing so tight that I thought my dick was going to come off. Why so quiet now? Is it because you know your crews listening in?”

“Oh Smoker, scream as loud as you want, let your crew know what you really want. You want this disgusting pirate to fuck your cunt raw.”

And then Tashigi pulls up outside his door as you’re fucking him face down ass up on his desk. There’s paper and files thrown everywhere. She asks if he’s okay and he’s so out of it that you have to tell him what to say.

“Cmon sweetheart. Tell her you’re fine, if you do a good job, I’ll let you keep that vivre card.”

(In the midst of this horny ramble, I was thinking could there be sex toys made with vivre cards? Like when you’re facing your sweetheart across the grand line, it’s pressing against your g-spot/prostate. Just something to get a person hot and bothered while on a voyage till they’re finally with their SO again.)

- 🐉

((I’ll stop for now, I feel a little bad taking over your inbox like this 😅))

Also Usopp, in another life I’m in your workshop eating you out beneath your workbench as your hands tangle in my hair - you’re sniffling with tears and drool as you pull me in closer, rutting against my face with hazy need. Trying to act casually when Luffy/Zoro/Sanji walk in, lying your ass off when they clearly know what’s going on. (Less Luffy, he thinks somethings spilled and you’re cleaning it up) 🙏🙏🙏

DSAJFAJSDJFJJ IM COMBUSTING IMPLODING DETONATING YOU ARE SUCH A TREASURE !!! 10/10 WOULD EAT AGAIN

sex toys made of vivre cards.... wait a damn second 😳 waiiiit a damn second this is too much to take in that's so fucking hot.... WAIT A DAMN SECOND.

WHAT 😳😳???!!!

imagine reader being in another pirate crew and character slips a piece of your vivre card inside their hole while you're separated. they're sitting on the bed with barely any clothes on and just moving around, feeling which direction you're at until the card suddenly TUGS at their sweet spot and they have to bite down the shocked whimper, legs trembling as they stop themselves from cumming too soon.

(please do not feel bad i love having you here. i love listening to you. and that goes to all my other anons too)

you're doing god's work by feeding the usopp enjoyers here. 🙏 so right about luffy btw he's a sweet boy

[kissyghosty]

Requesting on my knees a Jealous Ghost fic where he and reader have a situationship but he refuses to go pass the fwb stage. In swoops in Konig (in all his 6’10 glory) where he is just being all sweet and soft to reader - major difference from our gruff Ghost. The gentleness of Konig surprises reader and starts making her shy around him which ofc goes noticed by Ghost.

Ghost then goes feral and pulls reader back in - cos I just know this man is highkey possessive 😳🙏😫 you may decide if Konig is in to reader or not

me: haha this will be like 500 words

also me: [foolish, as this nearly hit 1.5k]

here is the ao3 link for this!

“You’re mine, you know that?” Ghost grows in your ear in the middle of the roughhousing. Even through the fog currently blurring your thoughts, you can hear the possessiveness in his gravelly voice. He’s plastered to your back, grinding down onto your ass in just a tease of what could--and likely would--happen.

Throughout the entire duration of your coupling, you do your best to show that you are his and only his. He grabs you roughly, moving you around like you weigh nothing at all, even for your stature. To him, you probably don’t, you think in the aftermath, the both of you struggling to even your breathing as you tuck into each other.

You’d be content to stay like that. Just the two of you sharing each others’ touch and warmth. You would even dare say you wanted it, just to anyone but the man himself.

“Just tonight?” You beg as he finally peels himself away from you. With how disconnected he feels so soon, it’s as if he hadn’t crawled to you in damn near desperation mere hours ago. “Please?”

Through the mask plastered to his face, you can still see his eyes darken. He doesn’t say anything audibly, but the notion isn’t left unnoticed. You’ve heard all the excuses from him before: ‘We can’t be caught together.’ ‘I don’t want to be a weakness to you.’ The countless times he’s mentioned something about ‘not deserving it’, even though he is here and he most certainly does deserve to be cared about and loved on. 

Reluctantly, you turn your back to him on the bed. He never says anything after deterring your begging. You never press, either. Still, it hurts, a tangible and heavy weight in your chest that feels an awful lot like rejection.

He slips out the door without another word.

*-+-*

Ghost keeps his distance from you after your little trysts. Purposefully tasking himself with paperwork or training or going on missions for what feels like just the sake of being away from you. 

That’s not true, your mind supplies. He’s just used to being busy. Give yourself some credit.

In the cafeteria, you sat in your usual spot, away but not far from the others, just on the outside of the group, enough that you felt social without actually interacting with anyone else. You pretend you’re engrossed with the pitiful meal in front of you, not noticing when someone approaches.

“Ah, pardon,” an accented voice interrupts your thoughts. “Do you mind if I sit here?”

You’re already saying the words before you think about it. “Not at all.” Realizing you just reflexively allowed a stranger near you,, you look up to take in who has decided to give you company and nearly gasp out loud. If you weren’t feeling shy and humble before, you certainly do now.

One of the KorTac recruits, if the patch for the company means anything. He towers over you, more so than Ghost does. The only detail you can see about his face is his eyes. Where Ghost’s eyes feel like they pierce into you when he looks, his eyes are soft and gentle. Judging by the way he’s holding himself (a respectable distance from you, still, veiled head tilted like a curious and inquisitive dog waiting to hear a keyword), his entire self is one gentle giant.

You gesture for him to sit. He does so, across the table from you, carefully settling down instead of haphazardly throwing himself onto the bench like most everyone else does. He hesitates to move any further, anxiously wringing his hands until you realize you’ve been staring. “Sorry, I…” you scramble for an excuse, but you have none.

This guy is simply absurdly attention grabbing. 

“It is alright,” he sheepishly brings one hand to rub at the back of his neck. “I understand that my stature may be somewhat of a shock to some.” He sounds damn near apologetic, like he had a choice in whether he was to be 6’10 or not.

“I think most of us are just surprised to be put in our place by you.” A palm comes up to rub your eye, needing to move to get jitters out of your system without being obvious. “You’re taller than the lieutenant, even. That’s impressive.”

As if summoned, Ghost stalks into the room, grabbing a tray and slinking over to sit with his subordinates. When you look away, you can still feel his eyes glaring daggers into you. The realization hits you like a train and you have to bite back a laugh.

That son of a bitch is jealous of you talking to the new guy.

“Is something wrong?”

“Oh, no. I, uh, just realized I never properly asked for your name, is all.”

“Of course,” he murmurs warmly. “My name--or, callsign, at least--is König.”

“Very fancy,” you stutter back. Good lord, König’s callsign is translated into ‘king’. It seems contradictory for someone so unwilling to grab attention. “It sounds nice, too.” Your eyes slide over to look at Ghost again. A smile splits your face when you can see the furrow in his brow as his glare deepens. Someone must ask what’s wrong, because he whips his head to seethe at them instead before standing up stiffly and walking away.

“Um,” König interrupts gently. “Is something wrong, friend?”

The way he says it must make your face color, because he ducks his head nervously, an apology already on the tip of his tongue.

“Nothing’s wrong,” you finally find your words. “L.T. is just taking interest in us talking. He must still be wary of you, somehow.”

“He seems very distant,” König ventures, speaking quietly as if Ghost would be able to hear over the commotion of the room. “Judgemental, even. I will admit, I am somewhat wary of him myself.”

You shrug. “It’s understandable with him. He doesn’t exactly make it easy to get to know him. He has his reasons, though.” When you look up from dazedly staring at the table, König’s eyes are wide and aimed behind you.

“Reason for what?” Ghost’s gruff voice comes from behind your back. You’re not sure if he’s trying to hide the angry tone to it, but if he is, it’s failing horribly. You turn around only to see Ghost glaring into König as if he wasn’t an ally but an enemy instead.

“A reason for you being so moody,” you scowl up at him, his eyes meeting yours. Oh, there’s absolutely something hidden in their depths: anger, contempt, and that same twinkle of jealousy you saw earlier. “You don’t exactly explain to others why you’re so goddamn hostile for no reason.”

“I have my fuckin’ reasons,” he growls. “And those reasons don’t need to be shown to people that don’t need to know them. Understood?”

König nods apprehensively, moving to gather his things and stand. “I should--uh, be going.” He nods his head to you and Ghost nervously. “It was very nice to meet you both.” Without another word, he strides away, not looking back, head hunched down into his shoulders.

You turn in your seat to give Ghost his own taste of a glare. “What’s your problem? He’s new; I didn’t want him to feel like an oddball by being rude to him.” You huff. “Though it seems you have no issue with it.”

Ghost stubbornly doesn’t respond. He never does when you call him out for things like this. Instead, when you turn away to continue eating, his gloved hand settles on your shoulder and grips, startling you. “He was getting too comfy with you,” he grunts petulantly. 

“He’s new,” you retort. “He needed someone to be comfy with, asshat.”

“I don’t think you understand.” Ghost voice is right in your ear now, making you involuntarily shiver. “More comfy than I wanted him to be. Do you need a reminder of who you belong to?”

Even with the warmth settling in your chest, you’re not fazed. “Dunno. You don’t exactly act like I belong to anyone, let alone you.” A low jab, for sure, but you were still irritated by the exclusively friends-with-benefits situation Ghost seemed to think you two had.

Ghost hums lecherously. “You want a reminder? Be at my quarters at 1900. I’ll do a thorough job of reminding you that you belong to someone.” With that, he stands straight and pats your shoulder as if he hadn’t just promised to meet you alone in his room later that evening. “In the meantime,” he says nonchalantly, “be ready for--what is it you wanted?--an overnight stay.” 

[toxicanonymity]

Just thinking thots about ThighsOut! doing a thigh work out (like that leg machine where you squeeze your legs inward) and Reader starts groping between his legs and says "say stop." But he doesn't. But also, Reader stops if he stops working out--so the only way to come is for him to keep using the machine even though his inner thighs are turning into jelly. 🙏 you know, just thinkin about it.

gym play.

666 words, Joel x softdom f!reader

Your beautiful, devious mind. He would be a puddle on the floor 🫠🫠🫠

SUMMARY: PWP, 2 scenarios: the one in the ask, and making him cum without touching.

WARNINGS: hand job, "daddy" kink, mild degradation, teasing, coming in pants, coming without touching, exhibitionism depending on the gym? 😳 unedited FIWB.

more of this Joel: thighs out AU

groping him through his workout .

He would be a whimpering mess, barely able to move the machine at all. At some point, you would have to lower the amount of weight for him. You'd go to the weight stack and touch the pin on the machine and look at him like. you can't lift all this? And he's like, "ohhh, fuck, just---yeah, do it, fuck." You take your time getting back behind the seat of the machine, and reach into his lap, and watch the sweat bead and fall down his temple as you slowly massage his hard cock through his mid-thigh shorts. "Had enough?" You offer, but he insists, "no, fuck, just like--" you slip your hand into his waistband, "ohhh yeah, just like that, baby."

You don't take his dick out, but your hand is wrapped around the warm bare skin of his shaft. With your other hand you briefly lift his wife beater and from your angle, you can see the swollen tip against his tummy. You take the precum onto his shaft and put the shirt back down.

He slowly brings his knees together with his cock in your hand. As he spreads his legs again, you cup his balls, moving your wrist hard on his shaft and he moans, then whispers, "God damn, baby." Then when he brings his knees back together you return your hand to massage his shaft and whisper into his neck, "yeah, push it, daddy." He puffs out his cheeks and you stroke him a little faster as his over-fatgued thigh muscles hang on for dear life. Then he groans and lets the weighs drop with a clatter and the cum spurts onto his lower stomach and when you take your hand away, a wet, translucent area spreads on his wifebeater. He tilts his head to look straight up at you and pants, "Tryin' to kill me, baby," then reaches for your neck and pulls you down for a kiss.

putting on a show for him (coregasm).

Another day, you're wearing something really sexy like a sports bra and spandex shorts. Your sports bra gets all sweaty and your nipples are poking out. You stand there at the machine on display for him, touching your glistening body. You jut your chest out and stretch and watch his eyelids fall heavy with lust as he says, "god damn." He has an enormous erection. He stops lifting and says, "c'mere," and you shake your head no. He has a pained look on his face. You cross your arms and assume a less sexy posture until he starts lifting again. "God damn " he pants, "hottest thing i ever seen."

With one hand behind your head, you slowly, lightly drag your other hand's fingers down your neck, over your soaked bra, stopping for your thumb to circle a hard nipple through the fabric, making it even harder, then cupping your breast. He reaches for his crotch and you say, "not today, daddy." He's not allowed to touch himself OR stop his workout, and he's into it. Your hand continues down over your stomach, over your shorts. You sensually rub your groin, the crease of your thigh. You watch the tent in his shorts bounce and wet your lips.

"Ohhhh fuck, you're so damn hot, baby," he breathes as he slowly uses the machine. "God damn, you're gorgeous," his eyes are glued to your hand on your shorts. He's loving every minute of it. You move your hand to your mound and ghost your clit over the fabric. "Throbbing for you, daddy," you whine with puppy dog eyes. He's over-fatgued and getting close. "Turn around 'n lemme see that ass," he begs. You turn around and bend over. He groans "ohh, yeah," still obeying the rules. Then you run your hand up the back of your thigh. He engages his core with his next rep and you say "cum for me daddy," and he cums with a groan in his shorts, untouched, and lets the weights fall.

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Ty for reading 🫶 @toxicfics for notifications

[choccy-milky]

I just wanted to say that your art and your fic are divine, and I'm obsessed every time you post. 😭🫶 Huge, adoring fan. Thank you for sharing Clora and all your work with us.

AA TY APPLIN💖💖😭😭i love your posts too and your top quality memes BAHHA also the amount of stuff you write for the fandom?? i am on my knees you have done us all a SERVICE🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️i unfortunately havent read anything yet bc i wanna be done with my fic before i do, but im looking forward to the backlog of stuff ill be able to read from so many ppl in the fandom once i am💕🙏 THANK U AGAIN💖

@limonnitsa LMFAOO THIS IS SO TRUE DAMN, IT WASNT EVEN INTENTIONAL, EVEN MY USERNAME HAS LIGHT/DARK THEMES...OMG

CHOCOLATE MILK THE GOAT💯💯💯ey gurl can i be the choccy to ur milky😏😏😏👉👉👉

is 4 me...?😳👉👈 AND AW TYY🥺 IM GLAD U THINK SO💖💖 i am always happy to serve and keep fuelling the delulu seb train, for as long as my hyperfixation fuels me💪✏️ ngl this entire month of april has honestly been pretty meh and ive been in kinda a rough place mentally BUT im going to my moms at the beginning of may so hopefully bein around family and stuff will help🙏ty for asking tho and i hope ur doin good as well!! IM ALSO GLAD U THINK SO/LIKE CLORA💖😭it makes me die a little inside whenever i see someone say shes my self insert bc we could NOT be any more different in both looks/personality and i rly tried to make her her own person...but damn i wish i was gentle and demure like her but NAH BITCH IM LOUD AND GREEK AND ANNOYING AF bAHAHA🤪 and i also think shes the perfect match for seb and for me SO THANK YOU AGAIN LMAO😇💖 @cloudnessvi

[uncleasad]

top ten favorite hosie fics of all time, go

What a fun Ask! 🙏 Also, are you trying to kill me?! 😂

A few weeks ago, TheDarkestHour13 introduced the concept of Hope and Rafael keeping a list of “Landon’s Top 10 deaths” in Such Is Our Fate. I commented that that particular chapter (for reasons other than the deaths list) was a Top 10 chapter of the fic, though I also noted I didn’t have an actual list of my Top 10 chapters—there were approximately 120 chapters at that point. I also thought, in a related manner, that I didn’t have a “Top 10” list of Hosie fics…and perhaps that should have been my cue to start thinking about such a thing 😂

As of late June 2024 CE, there are nearly 2600 fics in the AO3 Hosie tag and I’ve been reading since the latter part of 2019…so I’ve probably read ½ to ⅔ of them…

I came up with 7 fics right away, but as I started to make links and such, I realized that 5 of those were incomplete (ongoing, but mostly either rarely updated or, practically speaking, abandoned); I don’t know what it says about me that my “top ten favorite hosie fics of all time” is full of fics that may never be finished.

But in terms of recommendations for reading, I know lots of folks will not want to start reading a work that hasn’t been updated in years and has a high likelihood of never being finished, no matter how amazing it is (or how much someone else liked it). And even for ones that are currently ongoing, it’s possible (though unlikely) that the author could do something crazy to make me hate the fic later on. So I thought I’d spin off all those works that were incomplete into a separate list and come up with 10 favorite finished fics…I could mamage that, right? As I started trying to do that…nope, that’s not done, either; that’s been abandoned 😳 oh, what about that fic? wow, how did I forget that one?! (Like I said, are you trying to kill me?! 😂)

So…to save my life (and to stop spending hours upon hours on this), the end result is about 30 fics all-told, completed and incomplete. (I further subdivided the incomplete fics into those that are updated at least once every few months and those that…aren’t 😢) They’re ordered roughly by time, with the earlier/older fics towards the tops of the lists and the more recent ones (mostly) towards the ends of the lists. Two of the fics on the “Completed” list had promised an epilogue that has never appeared, but you can read the entire story arc, so I think it’s fair to label them as complete.

So without further ado…

Completed:

it's a date (the only problem is it's fake) by avengerskye / @avengerskye

Coffee on Monday, Flowers on Friday by Redezzy

The Missing Piece by intribridsname 

slept next to her but I dreamt of you all summer long by hackingxbiochemist

what you got (cause I want it all) by ToriWritesStories / @toriwritesstories

summer lovin' had me a blast (wait, no, that's just the leaf-blower) by AdeleDazeem

Our Last Life by taengoo1 / @taengooxlove

I'll Never Give Up Hope by O_M_Jee

HM+JS by tellingtouch

Invisible String by luthorbae

Then why's it feel so good? by callipoicepole (Killing Eve AU)

This Is Your Home by Shadowmama55 / @shadowhuntermama

Shivers (A Lifetime of crimes, but the worst was loving you.) by ch8rlie

The Stages of Grief by endgamesonly

'tis the damn season. by wandererghost (complete, though promised epilogue still outstanding)

Lizzie Saltzman, Matchmaker by TheNutcase (complete, though promised epilogue still outstanding)

In-Progress – still updating regularly or at least every few months:

Such Is Our Fate by TheDarkestHour13 / @persevereforahappyending (updated every Friday)

The Power Field by Joho_meh

4 Years, 6 Months, 8 Days by Limon_Skittles

To Know My Heart The Best (You’d Have To Cut It Out My Chest) by mambaregz

Incomplete – rarely updated, on hiatus, or orphaned:

Dive bar on the east side by Bluejay720 (7 chapters to go)

summer rush by sabrinasfadingmoon / @sabrinasfadingmoon (incomplete)

im not gonna let you go so easily by allweseeislight (1 chapter to go 🤞)

'tis the damn season by blckmaqic, LizMikaelson (1 chapter to go 🤞)

Redemption by MysticSlurp (Red Dead Redemption AU, incomplete)

Sad Bedroom Eyes by EvilPenguinRika / @evilpenguinrika (on hiatus)

Hell Hath No Fury by ElegiesEulogizeMe (Ringer AU, 6 chapters to go)

the stages of waking by dandelionlighters / @dandelionlighters (incomplete)

let’s watch it all burn down together by iris_on_the_moon (zombie apocalypse; orphaned)

A number of the authors are no longer active in writing Hosie fics (not surprising in 2024, considering), but many of them (including the authors of the incomplete works I like) have substantial catalogs, so if you read and enjoy one of these, be sure check that author’s list of other works (and of course leave kudos and comments! 🙏)

—

If anyone would like to see other fics I’ve enjoyed, there’s the fic recommendation tag here on my tumblr that captures a few from the last couple of years, and I also have a few AO3 collections of specific themes/subjects:

Hosie Zombie Apocalypse (HosieZombieApocalypse)

Hosie Summertime Vibes (SummeryHosie)

Hosie Season 2 “What If?” (Hosie_Season_2_What_If)

(I really need to start one for post-S4 fics, because there are a lot of great ones and I’m starting to forget them already.)

Sorry I couldn’t get it down to 10, @tribridsireline 😂 But I hope everyone reading finds something new and exciting to read!

[rayroseu]

i really thought glomas malleus was the drippiest outfit design we'll ever get @ twst 💀💥💥

!! major spoilers for book 7 pt 3 !! the full body sprite of General Lilia Vanrouge obliterated me 🙏

GIRL GIRLLLL........... ARE YOU SEEING THOSE BOOTS???????? THE HEELS??? THE CLAW ENGRAVINGS?? OHHHH TO BE KICKED BY THOSE STURDY SHOES IS AN HONOR WTHHHJSJWKS😩😩😩

HEY THE LEG STRAP AND THE EMERALD DAGGERS AS WELLL!!!! KSJDJA WTF SERVING SLAY ON THE BATTLEFIELD SIR?!

there is SO MVUH TO TAKW IN my brain is barely coherent rn !!

ok the armbands were a given consideringvit was prominent on his silouette version-- but are those grey patterns a clothing or his actual skin as well??? @/MoonlightEquin1 on twt stated he has so much covering bcs of his weakness to sunlight, so I'm guessing its part of his cloth as well---SO IT MEANS HE HAS A BODY FIT SHIRT UNDERNEATH A CORSET AND ARMOR MY GOD I AM DAMNED😭💕

i lOVE HIS SKIRT?? it looks like bat wings im in AWE... and the scales with BEAD TASSELS?? do they clack together when he moves?? sounds impractical-- but totally lethal for aesthetic purposes!

also a nice reference to Diasomnia's Halloween Costume 🥺🥺 Its making me think he's wearing that in honor of the Draconia Family...

AND RIGHTT... THE B E LT HOW CAN I EVER FORGET THE BELT.... i kinda made fun for overblot malleus for tying his belt like that- BUT WHO KNEW IT LOOKED KINDA OFF WITH MALLEUS BCS ITS LILIA WHOS SUPPOSED TO ADORN IT... im sick💥

The bat motif AND HARNESSES!!!! ON HIS CHEST PLATE!!!!! YOU KNOW THE OUTFIT FUCKS IF IT HAS HARNESSES FOR ME!!!!! and is the tailor of his outfit him or some other fae?? the corset is literally glomas Malleus shirt KAJKAKSKA whoever designed this you're bringing Heaven on earth👍💕💕💕

NAD HAVE WE??? TALK ABOUT HIS MASK??? HAVE WE??? If I saw a person hunting me with that mask on in a dark forest, I'd die just from terror 9716662/10 terrific mask👍👍💕💕 oh i shouldnt forget to mention the MASSIVE FANGS OF THAT MASK... absolutely magnificent✨✨✨

and THE RED HIGHLIGHTS ON HIS HAIR???? HIS SCARF THAT KINDA WORKS AS A CAPE AND THE ENDS OF IT BEING RIPPED?? TO. DIE. FOR. 🤌👍✨😩😩😩

OHHH HOW I WISH THEY RELEASE THE DESIGN ARCHIVES FOR THIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSEEEEE IM BEGGING!!! TO SEE HIS BACK!!! I KNOW HIS HAIRSTYLE IS IN A PONYTAIL BCS HIS LONG HAIR PEEKS OUT JUST ON ONE SIDE 😳🛐

also bYEYEYYE i feel like i took 40 screenshots just from zooming in on the details of his outfit💥💥

i feel like im not doing great in expressing my compliments on his outfit by TRYING. MY VERY BEST. IN DESCRIBING IT!!!! so really, the most profound way is to just stare at it admiringly and let your sight savor the details👍😩😩🤌

REST IN PIECES my fellow lilia artists, this is our moodboard🥲💥💥 you can do it, you'll achieve drawing him in all his briar-valleys-most-esteemed-general-glory🙏🙏🙏

credits: alchemivich

[isa-ghost]

I haven’t had the time to read amfmn yet because of life being life, but I’m incredibly excited to know that you also see the vision of the missa/etoiles dynamic 🙏 would it be too much to ask if you had any headcanons about them, maybe unrelated to amfmn? I am deeply endeared by tryhard magnet missa and the most dogboy coded character of the server etoiles and the hijinks they would get up to

YES.

So here's the post that started it all for anyone who didn't see.

ANYWAY here are more thoughts about them. These ARE canon to AMFMN, BUT as you asked, they're not about the plot of the story or anything like that. I headcanon Missa as a reaper in general (as many others do), not just as a fic thing. :]

It's not that Missa doesn't care about or use strategy like Etoiles, it's that his heart takes the wheel before his brain can in many cases, and therefore he frequently acts with little to no planning. No thoughts just Save His Loved Ones. In other words, in leisure time if he and Etoiles were to just. Sit down and talk strategy, plan something, etc? MWAH, chef's kiss. They're both as brilliant as they are powerful.

And they're both equally determined. Stubborn, if that's what you wanna call it. Missa will make anything his bitch for two reasons; (1) because it's for the people he loves & (2) because he'll be damned if he can't do this thing he really wants to do. Etoiles is the same way, but in addition to those two things, failure is just not an option to him, period. He'll keep at something even if it requires plans A through Z. You give them both the same goal? They will fuck up who and whatever is blocking the way to their goal.

In other words, I wouldn't call Missa a tryhard magnet. He IS a tryhard, he just doesn't have the (perhaps compulsive?) need to excell at everything like Etoiles.

Furthermore: Look at the way they both get when they DO fail. They beat themselves up, self-punish, and need a good while before they can shake off the loss. Though even once they do, they'll be quick to bring it up during similar situations in the future; be it to put themselves down, or to declare that they won't repeat that time again.

And a lot of what makes their dynamic and the way they put their heads together for something so enthralling is how Etoiles is an encyclopedia of combat, self-defense, and strategy and Missa has tons of unique life experience and psychological insight as a reaper. Not to mention most reapers are taught about the body's vulnerabilities and all that. In other words, Missa is an encyclopedia of where to hit and make it hurt, and Etoiles is the guy that knows how to make that hit hurt the worst and send the clearest message. Put their knowledge bases together? HOO. 😳

Missa is always wanting to get stronger, Etoiles is always scrounging for more knowledge that'll help him improve his performance in anything ever. In other words, calling back to the encyclopedias thing, they are 100% the Talks A Lot/Listens meme to each other (and it makes Phil swoon), they infodump to each other about the things they're most knowledgeable about because those things also happen to be exactly the kind of stuff they're always seeking out.

They both have a TEMPER. It's pretty hard to piss either of them off, but when something does? FUCK. God help you if you piss BOTH of them off. (Stares at the Federation and The Watcher and Ender King)

I am looking you in your cubito loving eyes and telling you these two are acrobatic as fuck. You put them up high, in midair, or on something bouncy? They fucking YEET. These two are so majestic in the air. They would divebomb you with every ounce of strength they've got and you would thank them. Can you IMAGINE them fighting Codes in the middle of the fucking air?? OUGH.

You can't tell me Etoiles wouldn't learn about reaper scythes and immediately start begging Missa to fight him with his entire reapussy because he thrives on fighting insanely strong opponents. He has an addiction to defying odds and going even further beyond. To fight a harbinger of DEATH?? Missa is like the finest cocaine to this man in the least shippy way possible.

Actually wait I'm cooking on that last bit, there's something about the concept of Etoiles being an aro king and Missa being someone who falls in love quickly.

I think they're also apologists for each other. Cucurucho is pissed at one of them and the other is like "your honor he simply got too silly. Your honor he was simply popping off."

I don't know what them doing parent stuff together with Chayanne & Pomme would look like but considering their kids are as determined as them to get stronger and protect their loved ones at all costs? It's either adorable because the kids are mini thems, or it's really fucking funny and chaotic because none of the four have a leash on them.

This one's probably the silliest of all so far but you cannot tell me Etoiles's gremlin ass wouldn't thrive on surprise attacking Missa bc Missa is so hilariously easy to startle. He gets to practice ambushing people and also Missa starts ranting at him in Spanish for being a bitch and he thinks it's funny.

Of all the duos you could make up of people on QI who each speak a different language, I feel like these two would use the translators the most. There'd rarely be English spoken between them, they'd stick to Spanish & French respectively and use the tech like it was intended.

Something something the angst of Etoiles slowly being corrupted by Code and Missa, being a reaper, is the only one on QI that can see/read souls and can see his soul changing or perhaps even dying the more Code he becomes.

[girlsandgta]

Hey!! Can you please do Framar(Franklin x Lamar) FanFiction please and can you also put some smut 🙈in it and also have the insane plot twist 😳at the end of the fanfiction 😃 thank you 🙏

Love ❤️

XZY

DRUGGED

“Eyy! The boy Frank!” Lamar’s voice was heard as he approached Franklin.

“Hey man, how you been?” Franklin smiled at his bestfriend, hugging him as they got closer.

"I'm cool, you know me, can't keep this boy down!"

"Damn that's right, shit's still good?" Franklin asked, the two of them walking through the parking lot of the Vanilla Unicorn.

“Shits always good with me Frank.” Lamar laughed as they walked into the club, music drowning their voices out.

They both headed to the bar, ordering drinks as they talked.

"So you ain't found some girl you can call yours? Shit man, you got no game." Franklin teased.

"Bitch please! Go beg Tanisha to call you back." Lamar sighed, taking a sip of his drink. "I'm workin' on it."

"You're workin' on it? Or your dick is working on it?"

"Fuck you homie, my dick is always working." Lamar snorted. "But seriously, I'm working on it, just need the right one."

"Damn, when did you get all deep and shit?" Franklin shook his head.

"When did you start talkin' about your feelings and shit?" Lamar retorted, earning a middle finger from Franklin.

“Oh please,” Franklin laughed loudly at his incredibly sensitive friend beside him.

The club was loud, pop songs blaring through the speakers. Girls strutted around, flaunting their assets and staring up the men.

The two downed a couple rounds of shots, chatting about new gossip and random topics.

“It’s loud as fuck in here! Homie can we go outside quick?” Lamar said, pulling Franklin’s arm.

Franklin nodded, following his friend outside.

They both walked up to their cars, Lamar lighting a joint.

"I'm tellin' you homie, we should start a club or some shit, I feel like I could get down on that." Lamar chuckled.

"Lamar, you can't even afford a car."

"That's why we need a club, then we'll have money." Lamar rolled his eyes, pulling a water bottle out of his bag.

“The fuck is that?” Franklin said, making fun of him.

“Gotta stay hydrated motherfucker! Bitching at a homie for taking care of himself. You want some?”

"Yeah okay." Franklin took the water, drinking half of it.

He coughed, nearly choking as his body tensed up.

"Yo Frank you good?" Lamar put his hands on his shoulder, helping him.

“What the fuck is in that? Tasted like straight ass!” Frank shouted, gagging as he tossed the bottle back at Lamar.

“Stop bitching! Can we go to your crib? This place is draining the shit outta me.” Lamar replied, pushing Franklin and getting in his car.

"Man, a'ight. Fine." Franklin rolled his eyes, getting into his own car.

They both pulled out of the parking lot, Franklin speeding down the streets. He pulled up in his driveway, Lamar close behind. He was used to his best friend being in his house, Lamar usually hung there. He’d basically moved in as soon as Frank got the house, and as much as Franklin acted like it bothered him, he enjoyed having his closest friend around so much.

Lamar got out the car and walked straight into Frank’s house, sitting on the couch.

"Yo, why do you always got this place smelling like a fuckin' forest, homie? Poor chop probably stoned half the time.”

“This the scent of owning your own house, And not living with your mama at the ripe age of 25.”

“Homie that’s wrong. You know I love my moms, she my rock.” Lamar said, kicking franklin and throwing a middle finger up at him.

“Shut up and pass me the remote.”

It had only been about ten minutes before Frank started to feel very strange. It wasn’t a feeling he recognised. His felt face hot and sweaty, and his mood had boosted suddenly.

“Homie, what the fuck was in that weed? I feel weird as fuck.” Franklin muttered, fanning himself and getting up to turn the AC on.

“Pure cali! Maybe you used to the shitty bud your white boys be using.” Lamar said, looking at Franklin.

Frank walked back over, sitting next to him. he could feel Lamar staring at him, and it made his stomach feel fluttery. He was confused and turned to look at his friend to ask what was wrong. Suddenly a wave of attraction hit him, seeing Lamar in a new way.

"What's up with you?" Franklin asked.

"Nothin', just watching you."

"Why?" Franklin asked, his body starting to get warm again.

"Cause I can." Lamar smiled.

"Well don't. You look like you about to creep on me." Franklin laughed, standing up to grab a glass of water.

His legs felt shaky, and he could hear his heartbeat in his ears. He took a deep breath, filling his glass with water and returning to his friend.

"You a'ight man?"

"No."

"Why? Wassup?"

"I don't know. My head is fuzzy and my heart is racing."

"Maybe you sick?"

"Maybe." Franklin took a big gulp of his water, trying to calm his body down.

He sat there, staring at the TV but not really watching.

He felt his body heating up. It was becoming unbearable, and there was a new sensation that had just began. He realised he’d become extremely turned on.

Lamar turned to look at Frank again, feeling the attraction also.

"Fuck, you hot Frank."

"You can say that again." Franklin looked at him, his breathing was becoming laboured.

"Nah, I mean you lookin' hotter than usual." Lamar leaned in towards Franklin.

"I'm not sure I can say the same."

"Homie, you wound me."

“I’m playing. You looking hotter than usual too. The fuck is going on?”

“Probably the molly I put in that water bottle earlier.” Lamar smiled cutely, looking at Frank eagerly.

“What?!” Franklin said loudly, looking at Lamar angrily.

“Dude, calm down. I knew you wouldn’t try it! So I had to substitute.”

Franklin didn't have a chance to respond, His heart was racing and he couldn’t hold back anymore. He wanted him, he needed him.

He grabbed Lamar’s face and kissed him.

Lamar was taken aback but responded quickly. Their lips were pressed together in a deep kiss, and Lamar pulled Frank onto his lap, making their position more comfortable.

They were kissing for a while before Lamar started to trail his lips down Frank's neck.

“Might aswell make the most of this molly, huh?” Lamar smirked, his hands on Franklin’s hips.

Franklin was lost for words, moaning softly and leaning his head back.

Lamar bit Frank's neck, licking over the bruise and smiling at the mark.

"Damn Frankie, you moaning and shit. Thought you weren't gay." Lamar chuckled, grinding his hips up against Franklin's.

"Fuck you, I ain't." Franklin growled.

Lamar flipped him over, pushing him down onto the couch. He held his arms above his head, grinding down onto him.

"Don't fight it, homie."

"Lamar,"

"Just trust me."

Lamar kissed down his body, pulling Frank’s shirt off, and exposing his abs.

"Damn." Lamar breathed.

He ran his fingers over the skin, making Franklin shiver.

"Lamar, can you hurry the fuck up? I feel weird as fuck."

"Patience is a virtue Frank." Lamar smirked, looking up at Franklin.

Franklin groaned, rolling his eyes.

Lamar kissed and sucked on his stomach, his hands roaming around Frank's chest.

"Fuck." Franklin moaned.

"I ain't even did anything yet."

"Fuck you, just- do something."

"Yes sir." Lamar smiled, unbuttoning his Franklin’s jeans.

He slid his hand into Franklin's underwear, rubbing his palm against the other man's cock.

Franklin whined, thrusting his hips up and panting.

"You like that shit, huh?” Lamar grinned, eyes locking with his best friend’s.

The atmosphere was hot, and their bodies were sticky with sweat. The room stank of sex.

Lamar tugged down Frank's underwear, exposing his cock.

"Damn, you bigger than I thought."

"Thanks?"

Lamar giggled, licking the tip and sucking softly.

Franklin groaned, his legs tensing up and his mind going blank.

Lamar wrapped his lips around Franklin's cock, taking the head into his mouth. He started bobbing his head, licking as he sucked him off.

"L-lamar.” Franklin whined, running his hands through Lamar’s hair.

He gripped his hair tightly, tugging and thrusting up.

Lamar moaned, his throat vibrating and his mouth tightening.

Franklin panted, his sweaty chest falling and rising quickly. He never expected this to happen in a hundred years, yet it was the best thing he’d ever experienced.

"Fuck- Lamar- I'm gonna-"

Franklin came in his mouth, and Lamar swallowed.

He pulled off, smiling at his friend.

“Told you to trust me.” Lamar whispered, pressing a soft kiss to Frank's lips.

Frank was still catching his breath, and his mind was a blur.

"Damn Frankie."

Franklin couldn't reply, his throat was dry and his body was exhausted.

"Come on, let's get you to bed." Lamar said, helping his friend up and walking him to his bedroom.

"Can you stay?"

"Yeah man, you know I got you."

"Thanks man.”

Franklin was half asleep, and he could barely keep his eyes open.

"Homie before you drift off into a peaceful slumber, we should probably talk.”

“Yeah, yeah probably.” Frank said, sitting up.

“Now I don’t wanna freak you out, but I do think that was fun. Maybe we should consider a repeat of this, but without all the molly. Lil friends with benefits vibe.” Lamar smiled, looking at franklin’s extremely exhausted face.

“Now that I can agree too. Now please homie, Let me sleep!”

Lamar chuckled and nodded, laying down and pulling Franklin close.

It was silent for a while, the two men almost asleep.

"Hey Lamar?"

"Mm?"

"Love you man."

"Love you too, Frank."

[sparklingpax]

as a lifelong transformers fan I was unaware that Masterforce was even a thing and now I was able to find the full series on YouTube and I’m an so damn excited to watch it XD

AYYYYYYY epic!!! ✨✨ Greetings, fellow lifelong TF fan 😌🤝✨

Also yea!!!! \(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)/ I think it's So awesome someone uploaded it 😭🙏 makes it more accessible to people......cause idk if I just never looked for it at the time or what, but when I wanted to watch JG1 the first time, I ended up having to buy all three series on DVD and went from there 😳...on the flip side, I am a DVD/CD collector so I'm glad to have those in my collection 🫡🔥......buuuut it's also nice that now, any time I wanna reference a scene or just watch an episode again, I can simply open youtube~ 😌

And so you're planning to start Masterforce!!! Niceee 😎 I'll forever stand by my opinion that it is--conceptually and narratively--one of the most interesting (and creative!) directions for a transformers series to have taken, and I wish more people at least knew about it aaaaa 😭😭‼️ (I will therefore continue to persevere in my efforts to spread the word...heheh 🤭✨)

So yea! Thanks for telling me that!! And I hope you enjoy your experience w Masterforce :] ✨

-kuni ☁️

[samuelroukin]

I woke up today and chose horny.

It was a stupid bet. Anyone with more than two brain cells knows not to challenge Ghost. At anything. Period.

But Soap is stupid, and well, in all fairness, really horny when it comes to Ghost, to challenge him at what he became a legend for. And now Soap’s lying in the dirt on one of the shooting ranges of the base, Ghost a couple of metres away and Soap’s losing. Badly.

That’s not to say that he isn’t an excellent sniper, but it’s the bloody Ghost he’s up against. There’s a reason they are drawing a crowd.

Ghost’s also lying prone, almost casual without his full gear, just camo pants and a t-shirt, skeleton gloves caressing his AW-50 more tender than he’s ever been with Soap. It’s not that he minds exactly, but Soap didn’t even know Ghost was capable of such gentleness before he saw him with his rifle. It’s obscene.

The distraction doesn’t help either, broad shoulders and thick arms straining the army green of his shirt sleeve. Anyone else and Soap would think they are showing off, Ghost simply needs this much space to exist. He’s loose, like he could stay there for hours. Which Soap knows he can, the dip of his back and the swell of his arse in a perfect curve to not put strain on any of his muscles. His thighs are spread and Soap wants to crawl between them and never come out. It’s everything he would get if he could beat Ghost.

The targets are half a mile away - a challenge in itself - and it’s windy. Windy as in they are pointing guns in completely fucking unrelated directions.

And Ghost sill manages to hit the mark. Not a headshot, but still pretty damn deadly. Soap’s trying to keep up, but they all have only a round left and all Ghost needs is another hit, anywhere, and Soap wouldn’t even have a chance.

Ghost swings his rifle around and shoots at nothing in particular. He smirks over at Soap - through the skull mask and balaclava, but at this point Soap doesn’t need to see his face to know what’s going on on it.

“Oops. Looks like you still have a chance, Sergeant. Only need a kill shot.” Ghost spreads his legs more, wiggles his arse and Soap stops fighting his own body. He can take the bloody shot with an erection.

“Not helping, Lt.” Soap growls back and Ghost huffs out a laugh. It grates on his nerves, because that’s as much evil cackling as Ghost will ever allow himself. He’s so bloody proud of how much of a fucking tease he is.

“My services don’t come cheap, gotta work hard for them Johnny.” Ghost sounds almost playful, still deep and rumbling and Soap has to remind himself that he’s been trained to withstand psychological torture.

“I’m going to fucking wreck your throat, Simon. Then I’m going to put my whole fist up your arse. Wipe that smug smirk off your face.” Soap groans, pushing his hips down to release some tension and takes aim.

Boom. Headshot.

Ghost keeps on smirking.

sgjkkfstfslt soap needing to remind himself he can withstand torture. like yeah buddy you can do it i believe in u 🙏

also this line “Anyone else and Soap would think they are showing off, Ghost simply needs this much space to exist.” whew 😳

[rinadragomir]

Highlights of the first 4 chapters of Chain of Thorns ✨🤌🏻

Gorgeous dark eyes 😍💅🏻 Thomas sleeps and dreams of Alastair, Thomas eats and thinks of Alastair, Thomas looks at Christopher and sees Alastair. Pathetic but good for him, hope that fire message finds the right person~

SHUT UP?!?! stop this?!.... This family is gonna be the death of me, THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH?!😭

Thomas WHAT kind of behavior is that huh? Hehehe "it's very annoying 🙄💅🏻😔" He's the legend, he's an icon and he IS the moment!

y'all know I'm not a fan of him but AJASKPUGSHIJ MATTHEW!!!! Keep entertaining us^-^

What should I say? That I love them more than myself and my whole family all together?!?! Well yes?... What about it?💁🏼‍♀️

I— I'm just— *falls like a kitten from the stairs from that meme* Will's new favorite kid just dropped🥹I can't express my feelings about it, so I'm choosing to scream out of the window ^-^

LISTEN! We all used to joke about Magnus being annoyed that all shadowhunters refuse to acknowledge other warlocks existence and go straight to his apartment during SOBH. But THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY DON'T WANNA BOTHER HIM☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 SO PLEASE BOTHER HIM EVEN MORE 🙏🙇🏼‍♀️thank you

Not Christopher feeling useless and being afraid that all his work will lead to nothing 😭😞 ANYONE BUT HIM!!!! How can he think this way?((((( Nonononono it literally breaks my already broken heart, he didn't deserve this!

WHY NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE FACT THAT ARIADNE LITERALLY CAME OUT TO HER MOTHER LIKE?!?....... Hello?😳 And her mother already knew about Ari's sexuality and just wants her to shut up and keep trying to seduce rich powerful men? Damn... Like yeah of course she knew:( and we don't know her father's reaction yet. I'm afraid it can be much worse 👀

I also wanted to add

"JEAN-PIERRE, YOU MUST GIVE THEM BACK!"😤

"What?"😳

"THE CHICKENS! YOU MUST GIVE THEM ALL BACK!" 😑

"I will, Claude—"😭

But I can attach only 10 pics ;-;

[sugar-omi]

STOPPPP OMG ILYT 🥺💞 i was so close to breaking that rule for him tho. only for him...he just looked so sweet and gorgeous and the way i was WANTINGGGGGG. i am not beating the yearnergirl allegations...

IM LITERALLY SCALING THE WALLS. SPIDERWOMAN WITH THE SHITS. YOU BEST BELIEVE THE SECOND I GET THE CHANCE TO WED 'N BED HIM I'M BOUTTA DO SPLITS ON IT. JUMPING JACKS, EVEN.

I WAS LITERALLY . OH MY GOD OKAY SO WHEN I BLUSH SUPER HARD IT GOES UP TO MY EARS AND ACROSS MY NOSE. AND I KNOW DAMN WELL HE WAS SEEING THAT IN FULL VIEW TOO OH MYGODDDDDD ENDING IT ALL ENDING IT ALL WALKING ONTO THE RAILROAD TRACKS RN. IM SO EMBARRASSED GAAAAWD

im gonna beam your consciousness into the kuromi pin that kicked everything off a la astral projection. that way you will always be there in spirit to watch me go googoo gaga over cute boy...

HELPMEMMEMEMEEE I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE AN EXTROVERT...BEING SOCIABLE AND QUICK WIT IT IS IN MY BLOOD...MY GENES EVEN...don't get it twisted tho i was literally shitting myself trying to come up with those one liners before he could notice i was overthinking HELPME

on a more recent note, he's been texting me since 7am (he has early classes + the evening shift today so no hangout unfortunately :(( but he promised to text me throughout the day whenever he could EEEEEEEE) and he suddenly asked me what perfume i wear. i tell him i use this one body mist and he sends an ok, AND THIRTY MINUTES LATER I GET SENT A VIDEO OF HIS HAND SPRAYING A BRAND NEW FRESH-OUT-THE-BAG BOTTLE OF THE BODY MIST I USE AROUND HIS CAR??? FOLLOWED BY "that way i don't have to forget last night :))"????? HELLO????????? AM I INSANE. IS THIS A MOVE. IS TH

JUMPING JACKS. PLEASE. LET ME BREATHE

also omg yes. I will happily possess your kuromi pin so I can watch love unfold ✨️ IT'LL BE LIKE THOSE MANHWA'S WHERE THE OBJECT IS ACTUALLY A GOD FORCING THE FL AND ML TOGETHER BUT THE GOD IS JUST KUROMI... wow so powerful

HELPAJAB IM A WHEEZONG. SFOHHTING FOR MY LIFE. FUFK DO YOU MEAN HE BOUGHT YOUR BODY MIST N JUST SPRAYED OT AROUND HIS CAR????? LITERALLY JUST ASK YOU TO MARRY HIM WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS A MOVE. THOS OS A BIG MOVE WHAT THE FUCK

WHY CANT I TYPE. THIS ISNT EVEN HAPPENING TO ME. I WOULD BE ON THE FLOOR???? ID COLLAPSE IN THE MIDDLE KF THR STREET SEEING THAT. WHAT THE HELLL

omg you have to share your luck with me, bless me queen of attracting yearning men. 😔🙏🙏🙏🙏

BUT DW ABOUT THE BLUSHING. I KNOW IT HAD HIM CLAWING THE WALLS LIKE AN ANIMAL BC MY EX/BFF BLUSHED A LOT WHEN I SAID SHIT AND I WAS LIKE A FERAL BEAST IN A PADDED ROOM. ITS SO CUTE. SO GOOD. SO..SO....

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SAY SHIT BACK EVE. THOUGH THEURE BLUSHING TO THEIR TOES. LIKE. OH YOURE FLUSTERED BUT YOURE NOT SHY ,THATS 😳😳😳😳 YKNOW???

also. must add on. THAT BUYING YOUR SCENT MOVE IS SO CUTEEE PARTICALLY BC "aww you love my smell" and "omfg that's so hot that you went out of your way to buy my scent *insert linger demonic ramble about how hot that is. at least to me istg*" BUT ALSO. "aww, youre (kinda) trying to one up me by flustering me by buying my scent but I saw how you stuttered and blushed n twiddle your thumbs boy!!!! you are obsessed!!!!"

sigh. please. this is so cute. n so good. n so hot. n so sweet.

istg if that happened to me.... all imma say is, niagara Falls. 👐👐

[ipegchangbin]

HOLY SHIT Z WHAT THE HELL⁉️⁉️😟😟🤯🤯

NEVER HAVE I EVER READ A FIC THAT MADE MY PUSSY THROB THAT MUCH‼️‼️🤭🙁🥵🥵😳😳😱😱😱

I READ THAT THING LIKE FIVE 5️⃣🖐️🤯 TIMES AND TMI BUT I GOT OFF ON IT TOO BC DAMN WAS THAT GOOD😝😝😋😩😫‼️💕🙏💕

I WOOOOUULLDD DO LIKR A WHOLE ANALYSIS (hehe analysis 😼😼🤭😛) BUT UMMMM UR GIRL IS HIGHKEY ASS AT WORDS‼️‼️😥😰😱😭😫 LIKE POOKIE‼️😫 I LITERALLY FAILED ALL OF MY ENGLISH CLASSES BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL😀😀😀😀⁉️⁉️⁉️BUT AAAANNNYWAYS WHAY YHE HELL Z 😱😱🤯🤯

THE WRITING IS LITERALLY SO AMAZING🤩😍😝😋😋😋

WHY⁉️⁉️😡😡

WHO GAVE U THE MF RIGHT TO WRITE THIS GOOD😡⁉️⁉️⁉️😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😾

BUT FR POOKIE WHAT DO U PUT IN YOUR FICS BC🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😵‍💫😵‼️‼️‼️

THERES BARELY ANY BOYPUSSY FICS OUT THERE WHICH IS DEVASTATING 🤬🤬🤬😓😢😩😫😡🤬

UR MY SAVIOR Z‼️‼️🥹🥹🙌💕

ALSO YOUR ART OF BOYPUSSY HANNIE IS SO FUCKINF DELICIOUS LIKE I OPENED THAT LINK AND ZOOMED RIGHT ON THAT PUSSY AND I FUCKING DROOLED‼️‼️🥴🤧🤤🤤🤤💦💦 GUESS WHO TOUCHED HERSELF WHEN SHE SAW IT❓❓❓THATS RIGJT‼️‼️ ME😻☝️💕💕💦 I NEED MY MF MOUUUTYHH ON THAT JUICY MF PUSSSAAYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏😫😝👅💦

READER IS MUCH BETTER THAN ME🙌🙌🤧🤧 CAUSE IF IT WERE ME I WOULD’VE PUT THAT VIBRATOR IN HIM AND ATE THAT MF PUSSY OOOUUTTT AND SUCKED THE LIFE OUTTA THAT CLIT😝😝😛😋😋🙏🙏🙏 RIGHT AFTER HE SQUIRTED LIKE IM FR GONNA MAKE HIM SQUIRT AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IN MY MOUTH 😋😛😛😜💦💦🤪😍😍😍LIKE THIS TONGUE IS GONNA FUCKING ABUSE THAT ALREADY ABUSED CLIT EVEN MORE 👅👅💦💦‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️DID I MENTION I LOVE CLITS❓❓❓ IF NOT THEN I WILL NOW‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE CLITS‼️🙌😋 CLITS ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING‼️‼️😍😍😜😫🙌 EVERY TIME I SEE SOMETHING ABT STIMULATING A CLIT IM IMMEDIATELY BRICKED 🧱🧱🧱 UP⬆️☝️🆙👆CAUSE IF IT WERE ME I WOULDVE TIED SUNGIE UP WITH A VIBRATOR TO HIS CLIT AND LEAVE HIM THERE FOR HOOOUURRRSSS‼️♾️😝😛😫☝️😋💦 I WOULD SPEND THE WHHOLE MF DAY ON THAT DELICIOUS CLIT ‼️‼️😍😛😋🙌👅💦😽👉👌OH MY GOD I SOUND GAY ASF BUT IDC BC ITS PUSSY‼️‼️😻🫰WHO DOESNT LOVE PUSSY⁉️⁉️⁉️😾😾I LOVE PUSSY‼️‼️‼️😛😛👅😻😽🙌 I WOULD EAT HANNIES PUSSY OUT ALL DAY ALL WEEK ALL MONTH ALL YEAR ALL CENTURY‼️‼️‼️‼️😝😜😜😽 THAT PUSSY IS SO MF JUICY💦💦 WND DELICIOUS AND IS BEGGING TO GET TOUCHED‼️‼️🙌👉👌😋

anyways pookie keep up the good work, amazing writing as always!! <3 🥰🥰💕 (definitely not rereading it for the fifth time and getting off on it…nooooo definitely not… ☺️☺️)

OH YM GOD i just logged in and this is the first thing i see 😭 I FUCKING SEE U ANON‼️ u are very seen

ANON I LOVE U SO MUCH MORE WTF THE AMOUNT OF PRAISE THAT U POURED OVER THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HAS BOYPUSSY BROKEN US BECAUSE IT SEEMS AS THOUGH IT HAS 😭😭😭 GOOD LORD and to think that this was supposedly just a private gift but mei is kind and i was able to post it … NOW IM SO GLAD I SHARED IT BC U HAVE FOOD TO EAT MY DEAREST ANON 😁

“ure my savior” yo…yo dont perceive me as messiah itll inflate the shit out of my ego /j and give me impostor syndrome /hj BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS gosh i cldnt stop giggling u made my day with these compliments like im just Some Guy but because of ur words i am now Some *Happy* Guy

and omg! URE RIGHT MAYBE SHOVING THE VIBE IN AND EATING HANNIES PRETTY BOY CLIT OUT WOULDVE BEEN SO GOOD…but then again…TEASING THE BOY JUST FEELS SATISFYING ‼️‼️ i love hannie and his clit actually i love pussy in general i wish i had boypussy especially boyclit in my mouth rn (in a non sexual casual way) (which was what reader intended) (until y/n and han both went CRAZY)

i wont lie this ask gave me massive eye strain from the emojis /pos like that brings me joy ?! its an impressive thought to know that somebody out there is losing their mind over silly words i wrote and a few lines that i drew. CRAZYYYY thats crazy?!!!

ill keep this entire ask, print it into a booklet form, and reread it as if its a mini prayer guide. i cant anon ure so silly and precious HAHAHAH hope u have the nicest day always!