#but also allison is alive

[stabbyfoxandrew]

Arsonist neil/firefighter andrew plsss

WIP Wednesday (5/8) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 167)

“Yeah.” Neil exhales. “Not Arby’s tonight.”

“Afraid I’ll show up there?”

“No. I just was going to try—” Neil cuts off to keep from revealing his dinner plans. Then realizes he’s being stupid. “I’m going to Subway tonight.”

“Excellent choice if you like wilted vegetables and stale bread and slimy cold cuts.” Andrew says, then there’s a bit of a yawn. “I’m serious. The one here in town used to be decent when I was a teenager, but it is terrible now. I would avoid it unless you want to be puking your guts up tomorrow.”

“Oh.” Neil sighs. “Thanks for the warning.”

“Mm. Perhaps you could try Gordon’s Deli. They make decent sandwiches.” Andrew says, next explaining to Neil where it’s located.

Neil makes a mental note of Andrew’s directions. "Thanks."

"Just don't tell them I sent you, they might spit in your food." Andrew says.

"Ew. Noted." Neil says, wondering why that is. "What are you doing for dinner?”

“Pancakes.”

“Pancakes?”

“Yes. You mentioned pancakes earlier and I want to eat them now.”

Neil laughs. “I didn’t mention pancakes, I told you that my mom and I had to fight a guy, he fell off a balcony, and—”

“‘Splat. Flat as a pancake on the sidewalk’.” Andrew finishes. “I know what you said. And I am making pancakes about it.”

“You’re crazy.”

“So I’ve been told. Goodnight, 10. And heed my warning. If you love your stomach, do not go to Subway.”

“I won’t.” Neil says. “Night.”

[kacievvbbbb]

Can't believe this show just said that yeah these broken children that have finally managed to claw some semblance of family out of the train wreck their psychotic father made of them, these children now adults, don't get peace, they don't deserve it. actually the world is so much better without them in it. They are the direct reason why so many people they have met are not living happier lives and the universe would be a much happier safer place with them gone. They were pawns in their father's game and now they are victims of their "mother's" scheme. And this is all they get, there was never any happy ending for them in the cards the universe rebukes their very existence and it is constantly trying to write them out of it.

They doomed the world from the start, the blame is all at their feet and they must pay for the crime of being born "special".

The fucking implications of that my god!

That's the message you ended your show on. That is what you are leaving us with. Why?

[teenwolf]

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... is this thing on? 👀

[the-officially-kat]

...so, I just finished season four of the umbrella academy, and usually I try to stick with the positives with my fave shows, but... Damn is that hard to do with this

[juliareed]

Her name is Julia Thorne, merely an alias. She goes by another name, a name you're quite familiar with.

[constelationprize]

My main takeaway from TSC now being the second trilogy is that I'm gonna spend the next two books waiting for Stuart to do his routine of showing up out of nowhere, being an absolute cunt for no reason, and then leaving at least one more time. Do I think it will happen? No, I didn't even expect it the first time. But a girl can dream.

[joshdiaz]

— clementine von radics

@nolanhollogay

[themmatennant]

a tv adoration has reemerged from the depths of my psyche and thus i shall be posting TUA memes until season four comes out on august eighth

[queenunderthatmountain]

Idc what anyone says, if there's no body, there's not death

yes this is even about 89% more accurate if there's a explosion

[jade-jupiter]

dude watching a criticism of the teen wolf movie and this guy is just saying my thoughts it’s so funny

[artemisfowls]

me watching Kevin Can F**k Himself, a journey

Wow, so many important female characters! I love Allison and Patty's friendship!

Why does Patty keep saying she's out but then doing stuff for Allison soon after

Hmm weird that Patty is apparently spending so much time with Allison that it's become a point of contention in Patty and Tammy's relationship

Aww Patty said Allison is her favourite person that's so sweet!

Wow they're holding hands and agreed to "die alone together" we love platonic life partners!

*Looking up clips on YouTube* oh of course people ship Allison and Patty. personally I don't see it though

Hmmm but I've shipped many male pairings with similar dynamics before...

... Hold on, Patty is single now. and they held hands and promised to stay together forever. HOLD ON—

[lunaccult]

allison being the only normal person on my roster who has absolutely no time or patience for little games is why she’s the daddiest of them all

[the-mystic-dragon]

i come back on gw2 for the new ep and just starting it last night made emotions flood back to me. i missed everything so much

i’ve only explored a tiny, tiny section of the new map but it’s so so cool

the eod maps. the characters. the music. the players. everything

i am SO excited to play through more of this ep i am loving the direction they are going with it

[warningsine]

[multimuse-rp-archived]

remember when i said… that i would stop simping…?

because i don’t

MY BOY 😭😭😭

[catastrophicdisasters]

apologies, i'm still angry abt TUA S4

so, if we take out all of the blatant issues with the season (character assassination, 'resolutions' that create more plotholes than they solve, rushed scenes that make no sense, side plots that go nowhere, raymond vanishing for no reason, etc etc), what are we left with? let's see:

fatphobia (multiple jokes made about 'chubby Diego', when David just looks hydrated and healthy)

SA played for jokes (it's clear that Klaus having sex while possessed is supposed to be funny, but he's being held hostage and forced to do this for money, when we already know he didn't even want his powers back??)

cheating

problematic / borderline problematic age gaps (either way you spin it, either Five is physically 20-26 while Lila is likely mid 40s, or Five is mentally 70s while Lila is mid 40s; Aidan was 19 while filming, and Ritu was 34)

waiting for the actor to come of age before introducing a romance (we already know what some fans can be like over Five/Aidan, this will not have helped; I would be horrified if I found out the show runners had planned a romance arc with a coworked 15 years older than me and then waited for me to turn legal age to execute it)

sexism (i was reluctant to call it that but i also don't know what else to call it - Lila basically had her agency stripped away to become the love interest two men fought over; Steve wanted Five to have a romance and didn't care who with - use Lila simply because she was there)

complete disregard of character trauma (Klaus being buried alive despite it having been mentioned in every prior season that he was locked in a mausoleum by Reginald, including literally being left to die)

possible overstepping of an actor's boundaries (i've not been able to verify this, but i've seen it said that robert sheehan has requested not to do sex scenes?) (still havent been able to prove this; wasn't an issue with other roles so... hesitant to leave it)

actors requests being ignored (David asked multiple times if the Lila cheating sideplot was required, but clearly it went ahead anyway)

bad cgi

that awful vomit montage

Reginald (im not quite calling it abuse forgiveness but uh. it's not far off tbh)

i don't even know what to call this, but basically told the Hargreeves the abuse they suffered was their fault because they shouldn't even exist??

what did i miss? (im sure there's something)

from the replies:

the song in the ep3 dance scene uses a slur for romani people (and is also about a man and an underage girl)

SA dismissal (it's literally never addressed that Allison SA'd Luther last season. like, at all. everything's just a-okay now!)

more sexism (Allison's arc was also reduced to serving men; there's a single line to explain that Ray left, with no mention of why (i could go OFF about this but this post isn't supposed to be about mishandling of characters); even after everything, all her bonding with Claire comes through Klaus's storyline. also, Sloane is just gone and nobody gives a shit - Luther has one line and that's it??)

so many issues with consent (all of the girls shown in the place Klaus works look drugged / Klaus doesn't want to be there and doing any of that, it's all against his wishes / they all get their powers back against their wishes - although they do tell Ben that wasn't his choice to make / Klaus gets his powers back against his will when Allison is pressured to do it to save his life)