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Watcha thinking about ?
Oh nothing-
My brain: d e m o n A s g o r e ✨👄✨
Credits to @seirindono bc it’s their au and it’s like- the best thing
#multiverse#demon au#demontale#demon Asgore#Asgore#asgore dreemurr#seirin#forgive#me#but a Raz gotta eat#I love him 💦👄💦#i have no self control#tori gotta MOVE#I needa make my ship fanart#skskkksksk#I have 😔 self control#undertale#undertale fandom#fanart
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doodle for the matchup for @ahatintime-oc-competition Here's the link to the poll! :D
we got Sai interacting with Rea who belongs to @razs-archetype ! Sai wish they could eat baked goods but sadly Sai can only eat paint,,,
#kaileedraws#ahatintime oc competition#razs-archetype#a hat in time#a hat in time oc#other peeps oc#sai the painter#Rea design is rlly cool love the bright colors#Sai is made of paint and only eat paint base like food (thats just made of paint)#can't believe these are the semi finales this crazy best of luck to everyone! its been a blast <:3#EDIT: just saw the reblog i got Rea's height wrong 😭my bad but MAN REA IS TALL sai gotta look up lets pretend sai is on a long stool /silly
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Norman: (Holds a bag of Starbursts) You ate ALL the pink ones?!
Raz: (Sitting next to a small pile of pink wrappers) I was VERY hungry.
Norman: There's like a THOUSAND Starbursts in this bag...
Raz: I mean there's four flavors. If you do the math, that's only 250.
(...)
Norman: You don't feel sick right now?
Raz: I've...never felt better.
Mabel: (Pours milk in a bowl filled with wrapped yellows) If you any more those yellows, send them my way. Would you?
(...)
Norman: Dear god Mabel...
Raz: I mean, at least take the wrappers off of them..
Neil: (Eating a bowl filled with oranges with a spoon) You gotta take the wrappers off of them, Mabel.
Norman: There are things we simply do not so in this world...and you're currently doing one of them.
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Dipper: Hmm...(Pulls out card) Ace of Spades.
Raz: Plus 4! Blue.
Mabel: Jolteon! I choose you!
Lili: Grave Robbing.
Coraline: What game are we playing?!
#mystery kids#incorrect quotes#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#psychonauts#raz#razputin aquato#lili zanotto#coraline#coraline jones#paranorman#norman babcock#neil downe
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AT LONG LAST: meet the family!
Ardent/Ichor/Aubade/[REDACTED] Tvalan
It/Its/Itself | Dae/Daer/Daers | Ro/Rose/Rose's/Roseself
God of Loyalty, RED & adoptive parent. Brother of Molly & Strange. I like music, smithing, fashion, and sparring. Friend of She Who Reads Eulogies & co-owner of the Harbour.
Infernal typing. Rest is a secret.
Molly/Moll/Aesse Tvalan
He/Him/His/Himself | They/Them/Theirs/Themself
Former mercenary & intelligence agent, performer, brother of Ardent, and I consider Strange part of the family. Fashionista & enchanter when I'm not reading or entertaining my darlings, tea enthusiast. I may have called myself Molly for a bit and the consequence was it sticking.
Infernal who grew up on the fringes. Blame my quirks on my parents! Or the guild I ran away to. Or any of my friends~ (By the by! I run @seventh-open-eye ♡)
Aldæon/Ald
He/Him/His/Himself | It/Its/Itself
Traveler and... Security worker. When I'm not on the move I live wherever Aesse lives. Fond of swordplay, 18th century fashion, political drama and snatching sweets Aesse has bought.
Fleetfoot unicorn, and no, I don't think you have enough money to buy my time.
Raz/Raeon D'Calavier
He/Him/His/Himself
Performer, tailor, and musician. I'd say I'm a traveler, but I tend to shortcut through the Roads, so I'm a bit spoiled. Former noble who may or may not have faked my death! Avid fan of collecting jewelry and ornate weapons.
Infernal, no idea if my strain has a translation in English but it's partially aligned with the processes of the earth.
Sarret/Drought
He/Him/His/Himself | They/Them/Theirs/Themself
Humans would call me an archfae, though I have none of the responsibilities of one. I enjoy soft linens, gold thread, and Moll's singing voice. Oh, and anything involving vanilla pudding? Hand it over. Now. Please~?
Spirit of the bitter drought, bleached bones, cracked silt, white sun.
Selek/Essa
He/Him/His/Himself
Regional seer, clockworker, researcher. I'm usually not around the house since I work long, odd hours. I specialize in time, gravity, and perception magic. I'm fond of iced drinks and birdsong.
What I am doesn't have English words for it, but you may liken me to a moon-forest nymph for the sake of a poorly translated visual.
Mira
They/Them/Theirs/Themself | [untranslateable]
"Consultant" who focuses on strategy and resource management. I like cheese and taffy! Swing music, too but not really the shit with heavy bass. Makes my ears hurt.
Humans would call me a... I dunno what they'd call me actually. Moll says to say drake-faun?? No idea.
Kalvan/Kallie Tvalan
He/Her/His/Herself & They
Librarian? I used to have a job but I kinda quit when I moved to the Harbour. I probably eat too much chocolate for my own good... I will always accept more hoodies and nail files.
Vampire mix who really doesn't feed as much as he should.
(Emyrin/Em here! I'm Kall's sisterrrr I don't live in the Harbour (yet) but I gotta hype her up he's really good at sorting books and has a better singing voice than he'll ever admit!)
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We won't be describing any of those who are children here as they cannot provide sufficient informed consent to do so, but we will mention there are children in the house who may be mentioned sporadically to varying extents.
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Didn't sleep last night, and I have no idea why. It happens often enough that it doesn't bother me so much anymore, as long as we don't have much planned the following day. Body clocks are weird and we've always been pretty nocturnal, long as nobody inside was obviously distressed, I wasn't gonna sweat it.
Raz tried to make herself present in the morning. She put on comfy leggings and a strappy tank top, had some coffee out on the deck. Raz things. Tried her damnedest to organize her thoughts for therapy in a few hours--read through the last month of journaling, looked back through our blogs for clues, reached out to anyone inside who might be listening.
And, in true Raz fashion, abruptly got tired and suddenly we were changing clothes in our room again, pulling on my jeans and slightly less-strappy tank top.
Therapy came and went. We hadn't seen our therapist more than one time in-person before covid lockdown hit, and have been doing phone sessions since. I'm face blind on a good day, but I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a lineup, gun to my head.
Still, she knows us, and she's learning about Us in the differentiating-between-parts sense. Me personally, I'm not a fan of therapists in general, but ours is a good egg. Raz was doing most of the talking during the session, but I hung around to add wonderful insights such as "Fuck, this is gonna make me sound crazy to talk about…" that really just add a certain je ne sais quoi to the therapy environment.
After therapy, it was off to the beach. Gotta keep moving, got shit to do, got bars to fill like in the Sims: eat a food, consume a caffeine, photosynthesize, touch a Big Water (the ocean, in this case.) Sweat my ass off in the last of the summer sun. Listen to the feral child in my brain begging to kick off our shoes and walk in the tide. Mutter about seaweed clinging to my calves and sand between my toes, but it makes her happy, so whatever.
Come home, hang out with our roommate slash best friend on the deck. Try to practice our new hobby, embroidery, because what's more fitting than to pick up a hobby all about untangling masses of knotted threads and trying to make something beautiful out of it.
Or something. I fucked it up and admitted defeat after two failed bullion knots.
We slip back inside and hang out in bestie's room for a bit while my sleep debt repeatedly elbows me in the face, reminding me I can't stay awake forever. The kiddos inside my brain, usually present later at night, hover closer as it gets harder to keep my eyes open.
Nope, fuck, not time for that yet, gotta get up, gotta make breakf….lunch? Food. Meal. Shuffle out to the kitchen while Abel stands off to the side, rattling off The Plan for making food. Do this, do that, then start this, then go back to that, and while you're doing this make sure you--
I nod along with the occasional grumble when she seems a bit Too nitpicky for someone who's intentionally not taking charge of moving our body around. I'm tired goddammit, I don't care that I was supposed to put the bacon on a different way.
Inside, Raz pats my arm sympathetically. Of course she knows all about being tired.
Wake our sleeping husband, feed everyone, clean up the kitchen. Feed the ferret and rat. Let the ferret out to run around like the little boneless dork he is.
Sit. Stare into space for a minute. Start writing this post.
I don't do well without a Thing to do. All I know are my little tasks. It's time for someone else to take over, I think. Maybe I've done enough for the day, y'know? What a concept.
- Tris
#not sure why I felt writing a Slice Of Life about today but here you go#all names mentioned are of our dissociated parts#personal#actuallydid#dissociative identity disorder
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Episode 3 let's gooo! It's been some good shit so far
Gods damnit the Temple of Spinjitzu looks amazingly beautiful
Also cutest baby Riyu sleeping must draw
Awww I'm loving Arin's enthusiasm it's infectious
"Maximum awesome!" Stealing this
Ha love Lloyd fucking with Sora like that hilarious
Riyu's beaten his cutesness score! Look at him doing push ups! LOOK AT HIM
Awww that pic of Sensei Wu in the back hits hard
Lolz I know Lloyd ain't buying their shit but I love the idea of there being a multi cultural event at the crossroads celebrating different cultures, sounds amazing
Haha the Spinjitzu course fucking up is kinda funny "it always worked when Wu did it!" Priceless
"I was suppose to be doing that?" Adhd Lloyd confirmed
It's genuinely really wholesome Lloyd trying to mimic Wu ngl
Them be really judging Lloyd's facial hair? Gods this is so goooood
"TRUST ME IT'S THERE, NOW TRAIN" gold! This dialogue is pure fire!
Aaaaahhhhh the opening is so goooood, why can't it be a tad longer damn it
Gods I'm loving the call backs to Wu training Kai annnnd that Arin is naturally good at the training course by default because he innately knows Spinjitzu again the attention to details us amazing this season
Calling it here Lloyd knows they're planning to go to the Carnival
"Sneaking out will improve our stealth skills even Lloyd would appreciate that" gods damn it Sora is written so goooood
Is Riyu getting bigger or is the model just a bit off in that scene
Gods Riyu's disguise is so cute
Haha person charming, loving these call backs to previous seasons
LUBO LUBO
Gods I love frog guy so much!
Frohicky? Really *that's* his name?
Haha love the French snail people
*is that one of Kalimaar's siblings*
Also Lubo making is rain is peek
*is this the end of Lubo?' Noooooooo!
Gotta appreciate them reusing a lego set design more than once in the show ngl
That Hypnobrai being a chick really calls into question why Scales' partner wad pink lolz
*WAIT LLOYD DIDN'T NOTICE THEM GOING AND IS GENUINELY OBVIOUS*
"They snuck out! We would of never done this to master Wu!" Says the guy who *literally* released the Serpentine
"Ha that's a lie we totally would of" low key made me snort
"No Kreel, Lubo is spending Lubo's money. Lubo Lubo" the queen, the icon. *I love this ball shaped machine*
Kreel is kinda iconic too ngl
*did lubo just eat his money*
"Lubo defies you" that's hilarious tho
"Wait did I learn something from training today?" Ionic line ngl
Love Lloyd being socially anxious ngl, it's bemusing
OH MY GODS IT'S A SHRINE TO THE NINJA IT'S TUGGING AT MY HEART STRINGS
Awww they're too young to remember the ninja that's so heart breaking
No legit this is making me sob
"Naww it's the beard" oh mfg this show mannnnn
RIYU'S STILL DRESSED LIKE THAT
That burn against Lloyd ooof, also again attention to detail. You youngens don't get how spoiled you are with this fancy smansy new quality writing you got here
"You can't be a villain everybody loves you"
"Do not type cast me!!!" Lmfao this show mannnn
This guy is fucking psycho tho
This guy is iconic, banger after banger after banger iconic characters this season so far
IT'S AN EVIL NUTCRACKER
"This is like that nightmare I had" "it's a nightmare everyone's had" again fucking bangers!
OH IT'S A GREATEST SHOWMAN REFERENCE
OMFG Kreel giving Lubo relationship advice *I can't*
"Lubo's always free uphere" crown this fucking king!
Dawww Lloyd being supportive, also shadowing Arin's path to wanting to be better than he is
Damn Raz's voice is *deep*
And ep is over, again solid 8/10, maybe a 7.5 for not being as snappy as 1 and 2 but that may be nitpicking
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New chapter time!
Psychoborrower
Chapter 5
“So, what are you? Ah- sorry. That didn’t sound as rude in my head, but, um…”
There was really no point in hiding anything anymore. He’d not only seen me at that point, but I was riding on his shoulder. And if I didn’t answer, he’d likely just find other stupid questions to ask me.
“I’m a borrower. Basically, we’re tiny humans. Heh… don’t tell my parents I said that, though. They hate humans. Actually, yeah, if you ever run into them, don’t talk to them at all. I’ll never hear the end of it.”
“Got it. I’m guessing you’re breaking a bunch of rules just by being here, huh?”
I chuckled. “Oh yeah. Used my psychic powers, ran away from home, interacted with humans… Y’know, all this time I’ve been telling myself that if I became a Psychonaut, my parents would finally accept me. But now that I think about it, they’ll probably be pissed beyond belief if they ever see me again.”
Raz went quiet for a minute as he continued to walk towards the lake. I had a feeling it had something to do with his dad. He didn’t have much time left at camp, from the sound of it. And with this whole evil plot going on, there was even less time to squeeze in everything he wanted to learn.
“I’m sorry you can’t stay longer. And that I was so hard on you before.”
“Huh? Oh, don’t worry about that. And… I’ll figure something out with my Dad. I’m not sure what yet, but… I’ll think of something.”
When we got to the lake, I had to hide myself in the collar of his turtleneck sweater. I would’ve turned invisible, but I’m not able to hold it long, and it takes a minute to recharge, so I couldn’t risk being seen. Especially not with Bobby still lurking around, looking for kids to bully. At least, that’s what we thought at first.
Like Dogen, he was brainless. Walking around like a zombie and droning out “TV…” over and over.
Is it wrong to say it might not be such a terrible thing for Bobby to be brainless?
After he left, Raz met up with Lili. She had additional information, such as Milla leaving in a hurry like Sasha did, and transmissions over the camp loudspeakers from Oleander, mumbling about his plans in his sleep.
From the sound of it, we were the only ones left who could do anything. Besides Ford, all the adults were gone, and all the other kids were already de-brained.
It was up to us. This truly was our first Psychonauts mission.
And for some reason, Lili really wanted to make out with Raz.
It’s a part of camp culture that everyone wants a romantic summer fling, so it didn’t surprise me, but this was not the time to be talking about it. I also didn’t wanna be this close to Raz while he was kissing her. It’s just gross.
If you can believe it, something even worse than those two kissing ended up happening.
A giant fish monster jumped out of the bushes, grabbed Lili with its lure, and pushed Raz to the ground, sending me tumbling a couple inches away.
We were both shocked and terrified, but Lili wasn’t having it.
“Oh no, you did NOT just hit my boyfriend!”
Apparently the monster wasn’t one to take sass lightly, so its only response was to shove her into its mouth and stomp off into the lake.
Needless to say, witnessing that shook me to my core. All borrowers fear larger animals because they might try to eat us. It’s a valid fear for us, but it’s not something most humans have to worry about since there aren’t many larger creatures that they encounter on a regular basis. So to see something that posed such a threat to beings who always seemed invincible in my eyes…
“Flint? You there, buddy?”
I snapped out of my spiraling to see Raz hovering over me, waving his hand in front of my face.
“Y-Yeah, I’m good.”
He let out a relieved sigh and gently scooped me up.
“C’mon, we’ve gotta go save Lili. We can follow the monster in the bathysphere.”
He put me back on his shoulder and headed onto the dock. If I had the choice, I would’ve rather sat this one out. I was way too vulnerable in the physical world, and I couldn’t exactly fight well either. But I also didn’t want to be left alone on the beach in case that thing came back for me. Or, y’know, just a regular seagull or something.
I kept reminding myself as the bathysphere submerged that Raz was just as scared as I was. We were going to the bottom of the lake. If anything went wrong, there was a chance that he’d fall victim to his curse and die instantly.
When we reached the bottom, we entered a huge air bubble, allowing us to get out and continue on foot. All around us were the destroyed remains of various buildings. There was a whole town under the lake, reduced to ruins. The sight was haunting and eerie, but also strangely beautiful. The green glow of the coral and the water flowing around us outside the bubble gave the place an otherworldly feel.
After searching for a bit, we found the remains of a bell tower. It was mostly in tact, so with a pull of the rope, Raz was able to ring the bell and lure the monster right to us.
There was no way to get close enough to fight it, so we relied on smashing up crates of nails whenever it tried to swallow us. We were chased all over the lake’s floor, and it wasn’t until we led the beast to an oyster bed that we were finally able to defeat it.
Still, there was no sign of Lili.
According to Ford’s observations, the monster was once an ordinary lungfish, but it had been mutated. There were various lumps and implants all over its head. It seemed the creature had been modified into its current form so that it could be controlled and used to kidnap the campers for Oleander’s evil plan.
Never thought I’d feel bad for a big scary fish monster but here we are.
Ford suggested we try entering its mind to see if we could free it from his control, and it was then that I realized Raz took Sasha’s psycho-portal.
“Did you seriously steal that?”
“I’m gonna give it back to him! Besides, we’ll need it to find Lili and the others.”
With a swift throw, the portal locked onto the monster’s head, and the gateway was open. The only minds I’d ever entered were the counselors, so I had no idea what to expect.
Definitely didn’t expect Raz and I to project into a miniature city populated entirely by lungfish.
The citizens screamed out in terror and ran when we appeared, and who could blame them? We towered over their buildings. We were… monsters.
Oh. Oh wow. Ford wasn’t kidding when he said the lungfish was also afraid of us. Or, at least Raz. Probably not me.
“Huh. Looks like we’re on the same page for once on how weird this feels.”
“Hey, wait, why are you still projecting yourself like that?”
I crossed my arms. “Why would I choose to be small and weak if I don’t have to?”
“I don’t think you’re weak. I just… it doesn’t seem healthy to hold it for this long. I remember something similar happened in True Psychic Tales Issue #325-”
“Those are just comics.”
“Based on actual events!”
Our argument was interrupted by a nearby lungfish screaming in pain until he dropped dead.
“You killed him.”
“I didn’t mean to!”
“Then stop shouting!”
Another lungfish ran over to us and started jumping up and down to get our attention.
“Hey! Giant monsters! Over here! Your assistance is needed for the resistance!”
It turns out the implants manifested in the form of an alter ego of Coach Oleander, known as Kochamara. He ruled over the city and controlled everyone by sending out propaganda from the radio tower. It was his influence that made the lake monster kidnap all the campers.
A few civilians were planning to stage a rebellion and take back their home from Kochamara, but many of them had been imprisoned, so we were the perfect candidates to break them out of jail. And if we helped them, we’d be able to get answers on where Lili was taken.
Raz went ahead and smashed open the prison, earning the name “Goggalor” from the terrified citizens.
I was… frustrated, to say the least.
Why did HE get to be the cool giant monster who saves the town? I mean, I’ve been tiny all my life, don’t you think I’ve earned the chance to be giant just once?
That competitive streak in me reared its ugly head again, and I was overcome with the urge to one-up him.
I met up with the freed prisoners, who were all still singing Goggalor’s praises.
“Hello, citizens! I’m with him. We’re kind of a cool giant monster package deal. So, need anything else destroyed? Got a cool name for me?”
The lungfish looked at each other in awkward silence until one of them finally spoke up.
“Uh… your name is… Stompy? Yeah, Stompy. And we do need another one of our comrades freed, but he’s imprisoned on the other side of that tunnel-”
“Great, thanks for the tip!”
Maybe I was a tad overzealous. If I stuck around to listen, I would’ve known that the tunnel was equipped with deadly lasers. But I didn’t. So I walked straight through there, and was painfully zapped.
I was able to back out of the tunnel in time before I could lose a projection layer, but my focus was completely thrown off, making me revert to borrower form.
The surrounding lungfish saw this and took the opportunity to ambush me.
“Stompy has been weakened! Capture him and turn him over to Kochamara!”
I tried to fight them off, but I was greatly outnumbered. They dragged me off into an airplane, and I was locked in before I could escape.
As the plane took off, a broadcast with Coach Oleander’s voice came through on the radio.
“We’ve gotten word that Goggalor’s pathetic associate Stompy has just been compromised! He may seem harmless now, but citizens are advised to remain alert on the off-chance that Goggalor comes to his aid. Not that he would, of course, being the horrible monster that he is. Regardless, you can all rest assured that our volunteer navy will bring this destructive menace to justice! Kidnappingchildrenisgood.”
I made my way to the front of the plane, where two copilot lungfish were seated.
“Hey! Can’t you guys tell you’re being brainwashed?”
“You have the right to remain silent, Stompy. Anything you say can and will be held against you when Kochamara is pummeling you.”
“That doesn’t make any sen-”
“SILENCE!!!”
I spent the rest of the flight begrudgingly agreeing to their terms. I could only hope that Raz would rescue me sooner rather than later. And that he wouldn’t rub it in my face that he was right about me relying on my false projection too much.
Still, it was beyond frustrating that he expected me to be able to defend myself at my true size. I was useless. Far too weak to ever be a Psychonaut…
If Sasha and Milla really did know the truth about me all along, that had to be the reason they refused to let me join them. I was beyond qualified, but that didn’t matter. I would never be human.
It hurt. It really did. Why couldn’t they have just been upfront if they knew the entire time? It would’ve saved me so much trouble. I could’ve gone home, given up on my powers for good. But instead, I wasted all that time training for nothing. Ford said they wouldn’t turn me away, and I wanted to believe him, but I couldn’t help but feel like they already did a long time ago.
The plane landed on the small nearby island where the radio tower was stationed. I was escorted off by the pilots, where I was met with the towering Kochamara.
“Well, look what we have here.”
I scoffed. “Yeah, yeah, shut up.”
“But I have a proposition for you, Stompy. From one little guy to another…”
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(In honor of the day 4/20)
Stan made two batches of brownies. One regular, one with his 'secret ingredient' for himself. He realized too little too late that he gave the MK the wrong batch. How do you think the kids reacted?
Coraline: … Guys… Guys…
Norman: … What?
Coraline: Are we like… What?
Raz: Huh?
*The three of them then burst into laughter*
Wybie: *Shoving Doritos in his mouth*
Dipper: Dude. Bro, Wybes, my dude, you gonna share, man?
Wybie: Yeah, but then it’s like… I gotta get another bag, ‘cause… You know, this one is gone quicker.
Dipper: … Oooohhh!!
Lili: *Letting Mabel braid her hair* That is… That’s smart. That’s an interesting observation. So, if there’s more people eating the same thing… That thing is gone quicker.
Neil: … Deep, man. That’s like our world right now. Our food, and stuff. It’s gonna be gone soon because there’s so many people.
Wybie: Whoa… You just… Blew my mind.
Mabel: Right? And, it’s like… What?
Lili: … Yes?
Neil: … *Bursts into laughter*
Coraline: Are we stoned right now?
Norman: … Oh, God! We are! We gotta flush it down the toilet!
Dipper: But then the fish and the mermaids are gonna get high!
Wybie: Guys! Guys, it’s cool! It’s chill. Just chill. Some of our presidents smoked weed, and they became president. So we’re all halfway to becoming president.
Lili: Oh yeah… ‘President Lili Zanotto.’ I like it.
#coraline#mystery kids#gravity falls#paranorman#psychonauts#the mystery kids#answered ask#ask stuff#happy 420
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Ok, here's my prompt younger Lizzie and Norma( maybe between 5 or 10). Meet baby chonker Raz.
"And in there is where I keep 'the world's Smallest Horse.' Her name is SugarCube." Frazie said as she lead the Natividad sisters through their camp. "And over there," She said pointing to one of the tents. "Is where my brothers sleep! They're probably over there right now, c'mon!" Norma let put an exhausted sigh, barely keeping up with the quick circus girl, who suddenly decided to befriend them. Lizzie snickered at her sister.
Frazie peaked her head inside the tent. Dion was sitting on a pile of blankets when he noticed his sister. "What are you doing Frazie?" He asked in a hushed voice. Frazie opened the flaps of the tents and let Norma and Lizzie in. "I wanted to show my new friends around." Lizzie gave Dion an awkward wave. "Hi. I'm Lizzie, and this is my older sister Norma." Dion looked at the girls and then at Frazie with a stern look.
"Frazie! Raz is sleeping, and I already told you not to barge into my tent-" Frazie cut him off. "Oh yeah! You guys remember that baby brother it told you about?"
"Oh? Is this not him?" Norma teased, gesturing to Dion. His face turned bright red as the girl's began to laugh a bit. "Frazie..." Dion grumbled. Frazie rolled her eyes. "Oh calm down grumpy-pants. Besides he's been napping for a while, and mom said it was almost time for him to eat, so might as well wake 'em up now."
Frazie peaked over the side of the small crib and smiled. She waved her hand, gesturing for Lizzie and Norma to walk over. She reached in and lifted out a small baby covered in blankets.
"This is my baby brother, Razputin!" She said. Lizzie grinned as she went over to Frazie holding the baby. "D'aaawww, Norma! You gotta see this little guy!" Norma had an uncomfortable grumble in her throat as she cautiously approached the two.
Frazie removed some blankets and tried to sit little Raz up. "Lemme see if I can wake him up..." She moved him around a bit, his face scrunched up and he stretched, his back arching very far. Frazie tried her best to hold him while he squirmed. He let lut a big yawn, and opened his big green eyes. Lizzie thought her heart was going to explode.
"Oh. My. God!! He's so cute!" Lizzie was beaming. Frazie smiled proudly. "I know right?" She said, leaning to the side and bit, and giving Raz a small smile, to which he smiled in return. Lizzie looked to Norma, a huge grin on her face. "Norma, you have to look at this baby, he's like- the cutest thing I have ever seen." She bent over to his eye level. "Hey there cutie!" She said with a smile. Raz smiled back at her, and replied with a coo.
"You wanna hold him?" Frazie asked Lizzie, who was pretty much bouncing at this point. "Heck yes!" She held out her arms and Frazie passed the baby over to her. "Woah-" She said taking a seat next to Frazie. "He's waaay heavier than I thought."
"Oh yeah, he's really fat." Dion said from the other side of the tent. Frazie scolded him. "I'll say." Norma giggled. Raz noticed Norma and tilted his head. "You wanna hold him Norma?" Lizzie asked. Norma shook her head, pushing her glasses in place after. "No thanks, besides, I don't think I'd be able to hold this little guy. Or, big guy." She teased, poking his belly.
Raz immediately swat her hand away angrily. "Raz, be nice!" Frazie said. "Ugh, you've been around Dion for to long." She sighed. Lizzie ruffled the baby's burgundy hair. "Nah, it's okay, Norma deserved it." She turned Raz to face her. "Didn't she? Yes she did!" Raz giggled and clapped his hands together.
"What?!" Norma exclaimed. Frazie burst into laughter, making Norma turn red. Lizzie snickered.
Thanks for the prompt! It was so cute to write!
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Character Voice Tag Game
Rules: Rewrite the line of dialogue from the person who tagged you into the voice of your OC’s! (You can include a short beat of action to help establish character if you want.) Pass on the tag with a new line of dialogue.
Thanks for the tag, @akiwitch ! xD Oooooh. I love this kind of prompt. The prompt I got is: "Please don't go." I'm going to do a fun mood, although dramatic or desperate would be so easy. xD
Decided to go with characters from Anamcael.
Carmen
Carmen held her hand out, "Please! Don't go!" Liron stood up, their warmth replaced by the cold air from beyond the blanket. "The movie's over...?" "But now I'm cold..."
Liron
Raz moaned. "Ugh. Looks like I'll be working overtime tonight. Guess I gotta sacrifice myself for the greater good again!" Liron blinked. "Oh. That's terrible. Please don't go." Carmen elbowed Liron in their side.
Raz
"NOooooooOOOoo! Please! Don't go!!!" Shikha held up the last piece of pizza and grinned. "Too slow, boy! Maybe if you'd eat your food instead of playing with it, you would've gotten to enjoy it." "I was enjoying it..."
Shikha
"AAAAAA! UGH. No! NO. Please don't go!! Damn it!!" She tossed the game controller to the side as the med-kit floated away on screen, out of her character's grasp.
Kitner
Carmen looked down at the floor. "Um.., you okay?" Kitner was lying on his back. "Peachy. Shikha stole my wallet, again, and we are out of tea. I need to go get some. I begged. I cried out the window. I texted her. She told me to beg harder, so I did. I even said, 'please don't go!' But it wasn't enough. She said her video game release day was more important than my tea." "She has her own money...?" "I was a tad bit late in paying her this last time." "Ah."
Ha ha! That was fun xD Thanks for the tag! Let's see, who shall I tag? @olivescales3 @eriquin @innocentlymacabre @sharkblizzardblogs @owlbearwrites and anybody else can consider themselves tagged. xD
Your prompt: I want it.
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Hello, it's me again!!! Found out I've got an estimated 3 months. Worst worst day of my life. Can I have some mushy Oleander headcanons? He is the cutest girl, after all. (I love that post and quote it every day.) I also really like the idea that Oleander loves dogs!! I just know he likes ALL animals. Except bugs, he's got the mind of a little girl when it comes to bugs. Oh, and, he probably eats all of Sam's pancakes without really asking what's in there.
I'm not sure I have a TON of Oleander hcs but I will try!
like first of all, I do really enjoy the general concept that Oleander is an animal lover, which seems more canon than anything but the man could pet a bunny or two, dogs, cats, anything with fur. He doesn't own any pets but he will pet any one that crosses his path.
I figure his inclination toward animals is a reason why he's Sam's mentor, even tho her opinion toward animals is Questionable to say the least. I think it would be fair to say he has some talent for zoolepathy, even tho I think his expertise is in telekenisis and general control over his own mind/mental constructions
His assisting Loboto in fish experiments probably comes from not exactly thinking of fish in the same category of animal as Furry Little Babies OwO so eventually going back to Whispering Rock and being confronted by Linda will not be fun but a man's gotta suck it up some time and acknowledge his scientific abominations head on
Speaking of, I think Oleander is genuinely good with kids and he likes working at the summer camp. His obstacle course and his general way of getting the kids pumped up is abbrasive but any rumor of kids getting hurt by him Before the brain stealing is not substantiated at all imo. Plus, it was HIS words on the pamphlet that inspired Raz. He likes the little guy.
Oleander can't watch animal roadtrip adventure movies unless he knows ahead of time they have a good end. Like he'll never tell anyone he looked it up but he does and even then he gets that steely faced "trying really hard to make it not obvious how emotional he's getting about the funny little animals being lost" expression
His soldier uniform is not a cheap party city costume he really dug deep and either pulled this together from thrift shop excursions or even made some of it himself. The cork on his helmet is there very reluctantly.
He and Otto have a very "these two will enable the worst in each other so they're not allowed to scheme" kind of work friendship. I feel like Otto learned about Oleander's scheme to take over the world and was both concerned and also like oh that Morry, classic Oleander. immediately afterward though he'd nod and smile at his war robot schematics, even tho he can't (legally, or financially) offer any advice about it.
They also love gundam/mechs. Please come to the motherlobe's gundam anime club they meet monthly to watch VHS tapes rented from the video store in the next town over.
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“Why do they call ‘em Baku, anyway?” Lizzie asked, bringing Raz out of his thoughts, “isn’t that like… a tapir, or something?”
“It’s a youkai, a creature from Japanese mythology. Looks kinda like a tapir with tusks,” Raz answered. He leaned forward on the table and intently looked at his glass of water, manipulating it to take the rough shape of what he imagined it’d look like. “It’s said to feed on bad dreams - kids would summon it to stave off nightmares. But it couldn’t discriminate between flavours. A dream’s a dream, and if your nightmares didn’t satisfy it, it’d eat all your hopes and ambitions, too, until you’re only a shell of your former self.”
“Yikes… guess that figures,” Lizzie paused. “...Wasn’t there a Pocket Critter based on it?”
“I think so, yeah.”
She paused again to take a long swig of her beer, letting stray droplets stream down her neck and placing it back on the table with a ‘thump’. She wiped her mouth.
“Always knew it was one creepy pendejo.”
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A seemingly by-the-books mission to shut down a narcotics ring in Osaka gets a lot more complicated when one of the Psychonauts' Most Wanted gets involved... and Agent Aquato is sure they've met before.
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Posting my Psychonauts fanfic here as well, because even if I barely post anything I gotta make sure the stuff I actually make is here, for posterity. :V
#Psychonauts#Psychonauts fanfiction#Read on Ao3#Action/Adventure#Attempt at humor#Hurt/Comfort#Razputin “Raz” Aquato#Lizzie Natividad#Norma Natividad#Lili Zanotto#(Norma and Lili are mostly in the background though)#Original Characters#Or are they?#TW: Drug Addiction#Implied character death
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Gotta take Raz in to get his rabies booster and I wonder if they're gonna ask how he went from being 12 pounds last year to 21 pounds now (answer: he's been eating bugs)
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raz mini dnd 21
uh we had a non canon session for fun wont post it here but were having a little canon one here for talking. coffee shop au but freddy kruegar.
teya is using her sending stone. senna is looking after that dude in the woods. wheatley is just hugging parsley.
the guy senna set down just curls up. she asks what his name is. Daniel. she introduces herself and asks if he came from that village. yep. she says they managed to save some people, but they probably left because the houses got smashed. he gets up and stumbles toward his home. she heads back to the others.
android goes to zen and needs to speak to him privately its important. off into the forest they go. senna goes to comfort wheatley. parsley is like 'help am i doing this right?' she gives him a thumbs up and pats wheatleys back. parsley grips wheatley a bit tighter when he makes a sad noise awww.
teya looks displeased. shadow on the ground. powerful energy from the outpost. 'guess were doing this again.' senna and parsley are ready to kick ass, parsley guarding wheatley. its just spingledorf dammit. 'dorf you scared the shit outta us!' parsley sighs and sits back down.
dorf looks older, why? hes been messing with that relic thats why he looks older. learning secrets and stuff. attack on the timeline. 'why are you here?' outposts on various roads and hes been taking them out and collecting the bad energy. senna points out the gruesome shed. he claims it doesnt control robots, its corrupted. parsley tells him to fuck off. yes dorf its fresh in our minds. please just explain with words.
senna offers to walk away with dorf so no one else gets hurt. teya follows. senna tells parsley to watch wheatley, who is aiming his gun at dorf lol. 'try not to die.' 'no promises.'
he pulls out the orb and flexes the energy. wants to teach teya hmm. dorf opens the ball a little and pulls out some energy and its floating between his hands. passes it to teya. focus teya! the magic is corrupting and makes you feel sick. focus even more! she cant quiet get it so he helps. she feels fire, heat energy. an intense flame. try to seperate the energies. success! to senna it looks like bright fire is seperating from it, hard heat.
teya opens her eyes and the dark energy is much weaker and in its place is the intense energy. dorf destroys the bad energy. no idea what the energy is. primordial flame?! the corruption is using it. its the foundation of all fire magic. lightning, magma, ect. something even deeper?! senna to herself mutters prometheus's warning.
dorf squeezes it and he blows out the fire. primordial energy. the basis of everything. the world. all things. 'you are literally holding god in your hand' its way more powerful. just a sliver but immense. wait how did zorbolt get this?! he has some theories. the core of the planet has the purest energies. HE PUTS IT IN HIS MOUTH! SPIT THAT OUT! stop laughing you fucker. stop saying it tingles.
he fucking ate it why. his magic is stronger. he thought he was gonna die oh no. hes gonna give teya some if he gets more lol. hes gotta stick around so teya can take notes. time to head back. spingledorf is glowing lol. wheatley looks scared. senna says theyll talk about it later. teya spills the beans though. they dont know what that is lol.
wheatley is patting dorf concerned. zen and android are back. senna says dorf is out of his goddamn mind eating goddamn primordial magic. teya is just rapidly taking notes. oh no he has more. wheatley thinks hes gonna go mad with power, and teya wants to watch. senna has also taken out her notebook and written something lol.
parsley says they gotta babysit dorf for a while. 'well he might explode.' thanks senna. wheatley says he doesnt like dorf aww. parsley laughed the bastard. dorf says he doesnt wanna cause us trouble. senna asks for us to get tf out of here now.
teya asks dorf to cast something oh no. parsley walks away with wheatley asap. firebolt! oh its massive and powerful. a column of fire shoots into the sky. senna is having a grand time. dorf is losing his glow a little when he does that. extra reserve magic? senna quietly says they have a problem. if zorbolt gets ahold of this and uncorrupts it itll be a problem. where did he get it? using it to power some sort of corrupting force. what IS the corrupting force? no idea but its bad and...familiar.
lightbulb moment? similiar to when zen gets taken over by god. wheatley remembers it felt like a wrong hivemind. senna is deep in thought. wheatley tells zen to let god know. dont worry he knows lol. get his attention just in case lol. senna is chewing on her finger deep in thought. 'you ok senna?' 'i...need to...think.' now their talking about humans exploding and stuff.
senna privately messages teya an...idea. dorf fucking summons a bunch of doors. a palace instead of a mansion. he was just curious to see if it amplified. hope his stuff wont get wrecked lol. he magic missles a tree and they look like big shooting stars. say by to the tree.
stopping here lol
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dnd adventure 15
dans is out of eeby deeby!
"im talking to god give me a second" -undyne
god told undyne we gotta kill her pet goldfish? (moss wtf)
going to nintendofield....were gonna get sued.
the goldfish is a dragon...and we all split up. oh no.
cam is at the bar avoiding everything lol.
dans came across a funeral. interesting. 2 kids got eaten.
frog is going shopping and bonecrusher says she recognizes this place and she was here with her parents!
dans finds undyne and tells her its a sea serpent.
cam comes over drunk and asks undyne to toss them into the water. dans has the pleasure of telling them its a children eating dragon.
undyne grabs them to stop them from fleeing lol.
we find tori and go "gotta fight a dragon we gotta get bait."
frog was having fun at the tavern so we cheered pog.
frog got undyne non magic playing cards ;-; got bonecrusher some chalk.
someone saw us and ran! its jim the cultist! high speed chase! hes not evil anymore tho so thats good!
we spent a LONG time insulting tori for being a flat earther. (lol it might affect soriel endgame lol)
gotta get some chum and a boat! got a boat! lets a go!
undyne cast Aid before the fight. cam gave undyne bardic inspiration.
SEA SERPENT BATTLE!
"were gonna need a bigger boat" -Dans
undyne lost a javelin in the water. damn. she didnt go get it.
UNDYNE JUMPED AT IT?! AND STABS IT. jesus raz- AND SHES HANGING ON AS IT GOES UNDERWATER.
following soupnik on the boat poggers. dans is taking time to cast breathe underwater. undyne keeps...soloing it.
it slams into the bottom of the boat ouchies. I FELL OUT OF THE BOAT! back on though. need to finish this ritual.
time to breathe underwater! i got knocked prone the bastard.
tori cast lighting bolt....bitch dropped me below half health. dans will remember this. thank god frog healed us.
ANOTHER 25 DAMAGE MOSS YOU BITCH AND 2 COLD DAMAGE IM SO MAD-
undyne cast sanctuary on dans thanks.
tori uses flameblade in the creatures mouth.
bonecrusher stabs it pog.
eldrich blast underwater.
frog jumped in and healed me poggers
CONE OF COLD WTF
DEATH SAVING THROWS FOR ME WTF MOSS
i died. so...uhhh....moss gave me 1 free death...so uh
God Said No
undyne and soupnik attack thanks. im just...floating in the water...
it turned into a goldfish. undyne crushed it. good.
got xp. thanks moss. jerk.
undyne healed me thank fuckin god.
"god said no." the RETURN.
undyne yells at tori while dans comforts frog and cam.
dans has lighting scars up his arms poggers. and a bite wound.
dans holds frogs and cams hands as they get back to shore.
weapon rewards! (inferno wasnt here so he doesnt get uncurse lol)
cam went eepy so i dont remember what they got.
dans gets 2 things cause i died lol. i got hat of disguise and vicious warhammer.
undyne got sunblade. tori got a spear. frog got a cool dagger. (sus) bonecrusher got armor.
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just journaling
woke up with a cold; not too bad, but kind of sucks. managing it with dayquil.
been feeling... empty. not all the time! but a lot. i've recognized it as something like burnout, or attempting to recover from being in survival mode for two years. probably both. googled "how long does it take to get out of survivor mode" and ultimately wound up on the cptsd meme subreddit. I already knew I have cptsd, but it was kind of eye-opening to relate to almost all the memes i saw there. One in particular hit so hard that P had a full bawling meltdown. after some squabbling about what to do, R took front. got us dressed, took my meds, ate a good breakfast. R let Raz out which was good i think. he was fussy while i was doing breakfast but now that i'm sitting he's happily sitting on me.
i don't think it was unhealthy for me to be scrolling that subreddit. i think i do okay in terms of not subjecting myself to things i know will upset me. i also know i am a CHAMP at avoidant coping. so i guess it's maybe like, a way of easing myself in?
energy dropped after eating which happens a lot. i think that's relatively normal? not sure what normal is anymore! normal enough. i know everyone at work gets the energy drop after lunch anyway. i befriended a sweet older lady from Malaysia named Mary last week and after lunch she always comes into whatever room i'm working on and goes "corgi! i don't want to work! i tired!" and i'm like "mary you're so fucking right"
been wanting to draw some emotional processing art but keep distracting myself out of it. for example, i am once more working on my silly little homelab stuff, which is something i can happily do for an entire day. and probably will today! but it does mean i'm not drawing. which isn't inherently bad, but does feel like an avoidance strategy. but i am here journaling so that's gotta be something?
sitting with partner and listening to spotify now for a bit. (if you're reading this hi babe <3.) got therapy later. gonna try to do laundry. jojo is asleep under the bed and raz is waddling around on the ground looking for trouble. things aren't too bad.
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