#but THIS ONE does have me on a leash
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It was legendary // It was momentary 🌨️
#i'm never normal about aus#but THIS ONE does have me on a leash#😮💨#someday someday....#but i have ideas and visions for it every single day 👏👏👏#aquarius camus#natassia#🥺💕#saint seiya#and i did a good job on these fake covers hehehe
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no for real where did gucci get that leash
#where did she get that………#if this is revealed don’t tell me i am having fun in my mind palace rn#most insane option: she commissioned brnine and got fleeced bc the audacity and they’re still mad anyway but they still did it bc it’s gucc#my favorite: she thought about doing that but the thought of explaining it to their face made her feel too embarrassed and stubborn so she#went to like mustard red (who still has connects) or something#just just so fun to think about. gucci what’s your problem ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#girls who would be so bored in a normal relationship to be honest#^ which her dust au one definitely was to me. her normie civilian wife who does not challenge her at all which she definitely doesn’t miss#wild time to quote mabel but love is a leash that pulls both ways…#chats
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Wouldn’t want him getting lost now, would we (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#ZEX#The Captain#DAX#Me quietly while watching Muppet Treasure Island: Don't | My brain: Haha anyway- ♪#I don't even have to reread! My brain just does this nonsense! It's still Right There at the forefront of my mind#At this rate I'll have to go pick up Treasure Island from the library *shakes fist* Stevensonnnnnnnnnnn#I will admit that the itch to reread has been growing but mmmmn I've got fics to vet for printing! And that one's technically unfinished!#I mean I might break soon lol but mmmmnnnnn!#Same thing when I was in a Treasure Planet mood years(?! how has it been that long and I still haven't rewatched!) ago#Anyway yes these were inspired by rewatching Muppet Treasure Island lol - it's just one interpretation after the other!#If you happen to go seeking out Professional Pirate you might recognize the second shot as when Jim has been kidnapped by the pirates#I kinda just interpolated from there lol#Same vibe as the set I made a while ago of ZEX piercing the Captain - there's just Something So about ZEX leaving a mark on him!#Not directly altering him (at least more than skin-deep haha) but decorating him! Dressing him up! There's Something about that#Like a living museum - how much does ZEX project onto the Captain? There's a lot of weird vibes around them <3#He wants A Human and he has His Human but hmmm ♪#Well for the time being that's his only human - and seeing as he's collared but without a leash in the last one he's not running away!#It's progress haha#Hhhh drawing the Captain in pirate garb really is one of my favourites <3 I had so much fun the first times around and it's still fun!#His hair is for some reason I cannot explain easier to draw in this setting - there is no explanation I can think of but it is! Why fight it#ZEX is also very fun to draw in pirate gear haha ♫ I really think it's one of his handsomest interpretations#I always think he's pretty! But something about the pirate aesthetic adds to his masculinity? :0#He's still a swishy pirate hehe ♥ Maybe it's the open chest on his tunic haha I just think he's very handsome!
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Which Link is most likely to get banned from Olive Garden
And if you feel like it, tell me who you picked and why!! (And what they did to get banned)
If you’d like to do something similar for the Zeldas, here you go:
#lu chain#linked universe#legend of zelda#they’re my silly little guys#and they do silly little things#at least one of them is definitely getting banned from an olive garden#bear with me and let’s pretend olive garden even exists for them#personally i think it would be wind#second to get banned would be wild and hyrule#they’re all up to something#loz#all the links#the whole chain my beloveds tbh#but i can admit they’d get banned from several restaurants#for one reason or another#they’re up to some stupid antics#and i love it#ill shut up now#actually i have more to say#actually my friend does#but i agree with him#wind wouldn’t be the one kicked out#he would get a warning#and time and twi would be told to put their kid on a leash#wild on the other hand#that fucker is an adult#(depending on who you ask)#he is fully capable of being kicked out
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I've seen a bunch of pet peeve polls but I haven't seen a pet pet peeve poll yet and as I'm a dog sitter I have a list for dog walking specifically..
I can think of more but this is a list of my biggest pet peeves. Please share and complain: I'm very curious :3
#polls#poll#For Youck it's water and pulling the leash#and tbh I don't really care about that so much especially because it's not constant#and he listens pretty well when corrected - except when he's in a Mood which is not often#so yeah when it comes to me this list is mostly about the dogs I dogsit#they're cute but some of them really really test my patience#what I *absolutely* can't deal with is when a dog refuses to walk#I have one 5 yo wirehaired Jack Russel who stays over sometimes who does that ughh#Jack Russels are supposed to be all over the place come oooon just move your tiny lil butt!!
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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.
#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean#so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him#a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww#i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now#but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting#so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3#and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that#so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it#anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of#doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes#all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups#(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 🤷 im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really#tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze#i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time#but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it#will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy#would be. and i cant do that for him#again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go#'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad#ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not#because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience#to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever#because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it#^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows#idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster#about it and i want it so bad
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Im having feelings over my stupid vampire oc
#talkys#my clone who is nothing like me but also everything like me#the wounded aching heart on a leash outside my body#the unwillingness to get attached because once you are attached its over and boy is it over#thinking about how we wouldn't ever get anything done because once talon is attached its nonstop Long Goodbye#the ache over you being gone one day. and well. how could I not also cry about death. he IS my death phobia made vampire#you catch the previously constantly stone faced guy have fits of anguish and clinginess#repeating words and actions so he wont ever forget#howww could you leave his arms when he needs to remember how you feel in them#and that you like my face in your neck but not being bit there#and you like that my body is cold when yours is a furnace. you cant stand having your shoulders grabbed#you hate when wet hair touches your neck and i know where all the moles on your body are#and i know that you like me. and you like me. and you like me#(and the next day he's fighting the urge to cut you and himself up to ribbons for letting/making him feel this way)#(and how getting closer only makes goodbye harder)#(and god - time goes by so fast doesnt it. it goes by so fast.)#(itll hurt then and it hurts now. all it does is hurt)#oc text
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i have. such strong feelings. very specifically about Matthew Fairchild, his little sister, and both of their dogs.
#it's incredibly important to me#so important to me#do you know setters and golden retrievers have very similar coats? as a matter of fact Irish setters were one of the breeds#cross bred to create the golden retriever#Anyways. Its very important. So important to me. I'm sobbing.#Matthew is helping this tiny little girl with her tiny little puppy#he has no idea how important that dog will be for her and he has no idea how much she loves spending time with him#its very important to me that they get up at 6am to go on very long walks#she follows Matthew around and her pup follows Oscar around#and its such a simple thing such a non dramatic uneventful thing. just a quiet kind sort of sibling love#this does breed the sentence “Mary Shelly is biting Oscar Wilde in the knee”#he gives her these stunning leather collars harnesses and leashes for her birthday and christmas#She braids her dogs hair and she braids Oscars hair and she runs out of dog and braids Matthews and I'm crying on the floor someone help#its right up there with the ballet class thing with the other sister which I cant even make into coherent words#I'm gonna be on a little hiatus for a few days just btw everyone#I'll answer asks once I'm back#Matthew Fairchild#marigold fairchild
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It's just. Agh.
It's the fact that so much has happened since Roier and Cucurucho / Osito first met, there's so much frustration and disappointment with Cucurucho and the Federation itself, yet Roier still cares about and trusts his Cucurucho to some degree. He was still willing to stand at the top of the castle and let himself fall because he was so certain his Osito would appear and come save him.
But he didn't.
#i talk#qsmp talk#if anything all this does is solidify my theory that the Federation has OUR Osito on a tighter leash#He has less freedom he literally CANT come and save Roier like always#You know I mentioned how Jaiden could tell the difference between the different Cucuruchos#but I can too#and that one that laughs too much definitely has something wrong with it#which makes me think that this could be our Osito#but he's under more control#or he's being very careful about how he acts#but the laughing too much thing was definitely a warning sign#someone in chat brought up the theory that Cucurucho was laughing to signify ''yes''#and blowing bubbles to signify ''no''#I'm going to have to watch again with this in mind#agh#man that really fricks me up#tw suicide#suicide#suicide /#Technically
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i know nobody wants to hear about my self insert bs but i had like 2 main storylines clashing so hard in my brain to the point i gave up on them cause one was in the 80s in game storyline and other in like 90s with tse dave and my mind just wanted both at once and merge them but it just did not work at all so those braincells died off. now the tse one picked up again after finishing the book but i miss the game one even if it was cheesy and unoriginal. a mans gotta do what hes gotta do (make up self insert stories in his head every day before bed) (dont read the tags its info that should only have been shared by me being waterboarded)
#so the meat and potatoes (because one day i will forget about the details and will want to remind myself)#80s one is just me being a photographer/artist or whatever. curious about W and wanting to know more#i work with the police momentarily to interview W (post mci) (i pretend to be a journalist or something. doesnt have to make sense#its all just for my own gain anyway and i get closer to him to answer my own questions about freddys. end up watching w so closely#i fall for him (<- cheese) and i help him with work and stuff. he does get springlocked eventually and theres some remnant shenanigans#(note: i do feel weird about keeping him a killer but i dont like aus where he isnt one. gotta suck it up and be a monsterfucker in the#different sense lol)#the tse one is. pretty straighforward.. or smth.. i live in the city and see dave around i see him patroling around the mall#i get curious get closer offer him a cig from a pack that i only buy because of him#we chat get to know eo he tries to kill me but i have delved deeper into the history and the unsolved cases and this is proof to me#(same applies here. killers irl arent cool and im closing my eyes to that here cause its fiction and i just want to put an old fictional#man on a leash. -who said that)#anyway its proof to me hes W.A. and i play around with him#i cook him dinner and repair his fursuit <3 /j#i put a SPH on his fursuit /J unless#if you read this far send me your favorite animal in my ask box. no dont actually
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I started reading EragonxRed QueenxFrom Blood and Ashx--oh, shit sorry.... 4th Wing today, because everyone in my reading group said I had to, and... I'm 7% of the way through and I'm already so tired. Did no one edit this book? Did no one... read this book out loud?
Me currently finishing chapter 1 and going through the 5 stages of grief because I know this whole experience is going to RUIN my reading for 2024.
Anyway, I'm writing a whole ass review that is pretty much line by line my thoughts XD If I make a google doc of it I'll let people read it. Might be more entertain than the book. 🤷🏼♀️ plus I'll only put like 0.1%-1/4 of it on Goodreads so think about what you might miss out on (me being upset and cranky and rutheless (((: ) Updating that doc might actually help me get through reading it faster.
#about me#fourth wing#who wants to join me on this quest???#cause god damn if it does not feel like a fucking chore already#maybe I should just listen to the audiobook. It would probably go faster#my reading#my tbr for 2024 is exactly 12 books long#and unfortunately this and iron wing or whatever the second one is called are on there#i have never been afriad to be an anti#and I aint starting now#I dont care how dope your YA cardboard cutout male love interest is#I will rip his jugular out with my teeth if he's boring as fuck#and I will tear your “I'm so frail and weak and tiny with curves cause what else makes me a woman” MC apart#I will clean my teeth with her bones#You would think I would have learned my lesson about reading “books booktok is raving about” but no I have not#and I'm about to learn it again#like a dog that keeps pulling on the leash#(*shut up lily*)#(*lily reads fourth wing*)#new tag to follow if you are interested
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@sinnerswinners asked: ❛ i am the devil, and i am here to do the devil’s work. ❜ luci for Lilith /// asdhfuaha sorry for the double lucife I saw this and it was perf
&. 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned most egregiously." Lilith's fingers steepled together in a fashion that mocked the general prayer, woven together and twisting her hands upside down at an angle that looked.. painful. An onlooker might think her wrists have snapped and dislocated themselves in some terrible fashion, but the way she smiled told no story of pain. No, it was the exact opposite. "The Devil has invaded my sanctuary for I am weak of will, and tempted by his ways."
The "nun" drew back across the dark chapel room, arms drawn close as she gasped. "I am a bride of Christ, Lucifer. Your work has no place here in this hallowed sanctuary!"
#(( girl the only one who should be apologizing is me for having such a thirsty mama ))#(( if she EVER makes you uncomfortable you let me know and i WILL reel her back. ))#(( I LET HER GUIDE BUT SHE DOES NOT HOLD THE LEASH. ))#(( but fr never apologize for double-sending any muse. triple. whatever amount. IT'S LOVED AND ACCEPTED. ))#sinnerswinners#sinnerswinners; lucifer.#[ lilith; ic. ]#[ asks. ]#mature //#(( AGAIN. JUST TO MAKE SURE. woman u STRESS ME OUT ))#[ mature thread. ]
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Giving nicknames, testing boundaries (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Helix#Max Vyer#Dexter Favin#How /did/ Max come to like him so much in just two years? I have my theories :3#More Teen Max!! Nothing has changed I just continue to love him lol#Two years is a pretty quick turnaround for such a stubborn kid - though I guess for a child two years can be a long time haha#Went from just hating Dex's guts of trying to drive him away and make him quit and hating being kept on a short leash#Does make me wonder how much of him kissing him was an impulse - I mean obviously lol but how much was genuine attraction!#Certainly seemed like a lot :0 Even upon being rejected he couldn't give it up! Still took him another several years to act again tho haha#I mean - in the text lol who knows what they got up to in the time skips hehe ♪#AnyWay lol - them getting used to each other of slowly working into tolerating each other#Max said something in one of his wake-ups that as I read it implied Dexter was something of a polyglot?? Which - love that ♪#If not conversationally-fluent then at tourist-fluent y'know I think that's great <3#Which got me thinking about other languages and insults and curses haha#I like the idea of Dex only really strong-arming Max about Actual deviant behaviour - something that puts himself or others at risk#Harmless little things like any teen would do - like name-calling! Haha - just get a kind of neutral ''Huh''#As well as interest <3 Not an outright dismissal not a lecture but at least the appearance of investment!#Considering Max's home life I can't imagine he had all that many people genuinely (or fake) interested in his shenanigans#All about suppressing the symptoms more than rooting out the cause it's amazing what just showing a little interest can do#I also just think it's cute of Max getting away with something silly and harmless but totally biting and mean! <in his mind haha#Silly lad <3
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since reese likes chewing on things so much i got him a pepperoni dog chew and gave him some (while holding onto it so he didn't hork down the whole piece at once and kill himself) and idk if it's as great as cardboard but hopefully that will give him something to think about sometimes
#also picked up a water additive but i've been making him eat soup lately (putting a bunch of water in his kibble) because my biggest fear is#urinary obstruction so he's not drinking very much water anymore so idk if it will do anything#he's not picky he's just been getting almost all his water from his soup. but it does smell a little funny#on the way into the store some people were coming out with their fully off leash dog ☠️ dog owners need to be stopped#what i actually went there for was potting soil and some little pots but they straight up did not have general purpose potting soil#even though it said it was available on their website. and no pots either besides the biodegradable ones for putting in the ground#how are you going to call yourself a farm and outdoor store and not have dirt and pots. whatever#me
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hey do you ever think about the dichotomy between
cats on their cup celebrations days teamwise and solo
versus forslings on his teamwise and solo
a man worried he will forget who he is and will get lost without a nametag i see i see (nods sagely)
special mention sasha forcing the finns to put on shirsey nametags with him for his cup party so no one will get lost <3
#in other news id like to put him on a leash#but like those kiddy leashes#i promise this isnt a kink thing i just would like to see where he leads me#what does a forsy do without direction? curious!#he toddles around with his nametag across his back like an animal crossing village its fascinating#the rise of the common mans shirsey! rah-rah sis boom ba-boom!#its so funny no one wore jerseys or shirseys but oh here comes mr goose#i love him so much you dont understand#i do also think about how the finns now have a their own shirseys with barkov city across their tits...#hey way to go marking em up as yours sasha being real normal over here#get a load of this guy
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mission be the kink at pride no leash for me this year but hhhhh maybeeeee chest harness ...
#ill have to learn how to do one#unless someone does it for me ahaha 👀 jk. unless 👀 no jk 👀 anyway#leash at pride is what amya KINKSHAMED me for smh smh 😔✊#oh also sorry for kinkposting on main again 😔✊#dreamy talks
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