#but Spock and Jim would both be fascinated by magic okay they would want to know everything

[dark-elf-writes]

Ever thought about a crossover between HP and Star trek? There are few fanfiction out there mostly with fem Harry

Jsjdhdhsnsns hear me out

Baby Harry wishing for someone who actually cares about him, wishing for somewhere safe, wishing beyond anything for someone who will look at his freakishness and see something wonderful instead of something to be ashamed of.

Wishing so hard in the cramped little cupboard under the stairs that his magic reacts and sends him way forward in time to the middle of the Enterprise and specifically to the captain’s quarters in the middle of one of Jim and Spock’s nightly chess games.

For a moment everything is still as the three of them all stare at each other, trying to figure out what the hell just happened. How a small child ended up on a starship at warp speed without any sort of transporter being used.

Then Jim waves much to Spock’s not-annoyance.

“Hey kiddo! What brings you to this quadrant of space?”

And Harry suddenly has a lot more questions.

[hailbop1701]

25 Days of FicMas

December 19th prompt: The Magical Adventures of the Santa hat

Word count: 1,581

A Kirkian Christmas Set Up

Sort but cuuuute. Read it, love it, write songs about it. It would have been longer if I didn't feel the strong need for sleep. Remember to drink water and love yourself. Cause I love you. I need you so...now you can't leave me. No returns.

-H❤🖖

No one knew where it came from. The damn thing just showed up a few days before Christmas, and of course Captain James. T Kirk had to wear it. The crew snickered and grinned at the little decoration, “Nice hat sir!” one ensign called out when Jim entered one of the rec rooms with Spock following behind; it was a Tuesday night and Tuesdays were always chess days. Kirk grinned at the young ensign, “It’s in the spirit of the holiday,” he bowed his head a tad letting the ball of the Santa hat sway over his shoulder. You sat in a large comfy chair in the corner with an old fashioned book in your hands, you watched as The Captain and The Commander set up at a table right next to you, “Hey Lieutenant, good read?” Kirk asked casually sending you a kind smile. You shrugged glancing at the front of the book, seeing the title was faded somewhat, “Just some Dickens sir. Like you said the spirit in the holiday and all that,” 

Kirk gave you a look, “Jim, (Y/N). Call me Jim when we’re off duty,” he ordered. You rolled your eyes good-naturedly, “of course sir,” you said almost teasingly making Jim groan annoyed. “We’ll get there,” he muttered moving a piece on the chessboard, “Which ghost are you at?” he asked not taking his eyes off of the Commander’s movements. “Present,” you answered absentmindedly as you read; Jim smirked making another move, “Most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom unless the writing be erased,” he quoted like he was reading over your shoulder. Raising a single eyebrow you breathed out a laugh, “I’m impressed sir,” you said honestly and Kirk shrugged. “Gotta love the classics, isn’t that right Mr. Spock?” 

The Commander looked up from the game in front of him toward his superior, “Yes Captain. I too enjoy old Earth literature. I find the works of George Orwell and Oscar Wilde fascinating,” he said as he moved a rook to the next level of the board. Jim narrowed his eyes in thought, “I love Tolkien personally,” he murmured. You chuckled and nodded, “I knew it! I totally pegged you as a Lord of The Rings fan. Ginly owes me fifty credits,” you grinned at the prospect. Kirk barked out a laugh, “Well I’m glad I could help you out. Let me know if I can do anything else for you,” he winked. You huffed mildly amused but not exactly surprised; Kirk was a known flirt so you didn’t think anything of it. You certainly didn't notice him check the time. 

The conversation lapsed into a comfortable silence until Sulu and Chekov collapsed into the chairs by you to watch the ‘exciting’ game going on between The Captain and Commander. “Nice hat sir,” Sulu complimented flicking the white puffball so it swung and smacked Kirk in the face, the man scrunched up his nose in response. He took off the Santa hat and threw it in Sulu’s face with a huff, he moved another piece on the board calling “Check,” 

Sulu pulled the hat from his face and secured it on his head with a snicker, “Checkmate,” Spock announced making Kirk curse under his breath. Spock raised a single eyebrow but otherwise said nothing and began to reset the board. Glancing up from your book you saw that Kirk was whispering lowly to Sulu who was grinning madly, ‘Oh this is going to end badly,’ you thought with a snort. Shifting in your chair so your legs were now over the arm you looked up again when the rec room door swished open. Scotty and Uhura were walking through talking about upgrades for the comms relay, Kirk jerked his head toward the CE smirking. Sulu bounced up and whispered hurriedly into Scotty’s ear, “What are you planning Jim?” Uhura asked dryly walking to Spock’s side, arms crossed over her chest she leaned against her boyfriend. You gave her a little wave in greeting before getting back to Dickens. 

Scotty grinned at the little plan Kirk had cooked up and gave Sulu a little salute. Hikaru deposited the Santa hat on Scott’s head and watched him scurry out the door. You didn’t notice Sulu casually get close to your chair before it was too late, the helmsman snatched the aged book from your hands and raced out the rec room doors like a bat out of hell. “Damnit Hikaru!” you shouted floundering in your chair. You flipped out of the thing landing on your hands and knees, jeans getting dirty on the floor and mild stinging on your palms didn’t stop you from chasing the man out the door. Uhura stood there shocked and wide-eyed for a moment, “Okay Jim seriously what have you cooked up!” she scolded. She stopped abruptly noticing Spock hadn’t said a word or did his customary eyebrow raise, “you’re in on it,” she accused looking between the Captain and his second in command. “Let’s just say we know a couple of people who need...a little push,” Jim explained moving a knight on the chessboard. He looked up at Uhura with a cheeky grin and nodded at Pavel who pulled out a PADD with Enterprises schematics. It took a moment for the comms officer to catch on but when she did she couldn’t help but grin, “I can’t believe I’m saying this but damn Kirk you’re a genius,’ she said gracefully plopping down in your vacant chair. Jim grinned and held out his arms in a “Ta-da” motion. 

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Scotty dashed through the corridors of the Enterprise like his life depended on it; mostly because it did. He poked a bear and now he was running from said bear; that metaphorical bear was the ship’s CMO Leonard McCoy. “Damnit Scotty come back here!” McCoy shouted eyes blazing. Montgomery Scott refused to say that he was afraid of anything but at that moment he practically screamed like a “Wee lass,” as he ran through his lady. Glancing over his shoulder he saw McCoy gaining on him, yelping Scotty picked up the pace hoping to get to the drop-off point in time. 

Scotty whooped when he saw Sulu at the end of the corridor running toward him with you hot on his heels. “Drop it, Scotty!” Sulu shouted passing by the man dropping the book he was holding on the floor before continuing like hell itself was after him. Scotty bent down and gently dropped the object he was holding before sprinting past you. Santa hat flying off his head he dove into an empty turbo lift laughing hysterically as the doors closed him in. You skidded to a stop before you tripped over the object Scotty dropped on the floor, panting you picked up the hat and what looked to be a holo frame. Looking down you saw a smiling little girl with a missing front tooth, “I think this belongs to you,” you said holding up the picture. McCoy huffed and picked up your book from the ground, “Dickens?” he asked impressed. You blushed and held out the picture frame, “ I like the classics,” you mumbled nervously. Leonard smirked as you traded items, “My daughter just finished To Kill A Mockingbird,” he said weighing the frame in his hands. You grinned, “I loved that one when I was little,” you said excitedly. “How did she like it?” you couldn’t help but ask. McCoy chuckled and ran a hand through his hair, “She loved it if I could guess by the video message she sent me,” 

You were walking back down the corridor with Doctor McCoy when suddenly the lights dimmed and Christmas lights sprung to life lining the walls with holiday cheer. You laughed nervously, “Is it me or are we being set up?” you asked rubbing the back of your neck. Leonard raised an eyebrow, “now darlin’ whatever gave you that idea?” he asked dryly making you giggle. “So this is what he was up to,” you murmur with a shake of your head, “I’m not sure if I’m gonna kill him or…” McCoy trailed off muttering curses under his breath. You bit your lip to keep from smiling, “Well better make the most of it, “ you said and placed the Santa hat on your head. Leonard laughed a wide smile breaking across his face; you couldn’t help but follow suit. Your smile caused Leonard to pause his walking, his heart thudded in his chest and his breath caught. He had to admit he had always thought you were beautiful, smart, funny, and genuinely kind but he never dared to ask you out or even if he should. The divorce was such a messy painful thing he didn’t want to experience something like that again.  You cocked your head to the side curiously, Leonard cleared his throat nervously. “I uh I’m running out of book titles to recommend to Jo, I was wonderin’ if you could help me make a list…” he trailed off clutching the holo frame in his hands tightly. You beamed, “Of course I’ll help! Does she have a favorite genre?” and with that, you were both off again. You and Leonard talked for a good portion of the night, neither minding waking up tired for shift the next day. For the future was bright and full of new stories to tell. Like the one, Joanna McCoy would ask for every Christmases to come: “The Magical Adventures of the Santa Hat,” 

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June 17: 1x23 The Omega Glory

Watched the very uneven episode “The Omega Glory” today. Upon some reflection.. I think I have seen it? But I think my last rewatch ended abruptly after “By Any Other Name” so it might have been some time ago.

Anyway, it was... something. Decent, I might even say good, until the last 10-15 minutes and then it just went off a cliff? That’s how I’d summarize it.

Sulu, my beloved. I’ve missed you.

Kirk knows where all the ships are. I mean, obviously, but I love to hear it.

Phasers on heavy stun huh?

It’s so weird to be on a different ship. That looks like the same ship. It’s so empty and haunted looking.

With creepy crystal remains of bodies everywhere.

“These white crystals... are the crew.”

Something was thirsty!! Perhaps... a water vampire? Perhaps... a former McCoy girlfriend?

(Honestly having watched the whole ep...they could have expanded this intro longer. It was creepy and mysterious. Then cut the last act.)

Oh no, they’ve been infected and now must quarantine. Sort of. I guess.

...Oh no, is this Vietnam? Again?

“Our old enemy, Vietnam.”

My mother suggested the disease might be communism and I don’t think that metaphor tracks through the whole episode but you know what.. anything’s possible.

I don’t like this whole “you can’t leave the planet or you’ll get sick and die” thing. Too familiar.

"I may never be able to leave this planet but I have a worse problem: a colleague may be breaking a rule."

Says the man who has frequently violated a directive that has never been referred to as Prime before.

Kirk is getting very mumbly. That’s his serious voice.... bu it’s also his Denny Crane voice lol.

Like bio warfare in the 90s? TOS really thought the 90s was going to be the dark ages, didn’t it?

Only 90s kids remember...

Spock bursting in with a wounded man, just bringing the drama, as he does.

He’s not even listening to McCoy. Rude.

Spock absolutely 100% would have killed Captain Tracey on instinct as soon as Kirk is threatened.

Sulu’s in command? I love Captain Sulu but where is Scotty?

Kirk is so good. Clever, strong, smart. Knows all the regulations.

Tracey’s so dumb. “They’ve eradicated disease and live for hundreds of years!” Man, have you considered that they are...aliens? And their life spans are simply.... naturally longer than human life spans? And even if you could isolate the serum, it might not work on humans?

And his master plan is to isolate their immunity and bottle it for profit. It’s our old enemy... capitalism and the exploitation of intellectual property.

A fight scene!

“The pointy-eared one stays.”

Another fight scene!

Spock is watching all of this, and you know what, I feel like he’s not upset about it. It’s just like Pre-Reform Vulcan. Perhaps some... Amok Time flashbacks? “Damn, I wish that was me.”

Peanut gallery Spock.

“I wish you could teach me that.” / “I have tried.” Omg where is my scene of Spock trying to teach Kirk the nerve pinch?

And then that look Kirk gives him.

I don’t get the point of this scene but it amuses me that as soon as McCoy sees the pretty girl, he feels better.

A post-apocalyptic alien world... a very interesting concept. Like you could do a lot with that idea imo.

“That’s our worship word [freedom too.” Umm.... questionable.

Damn bitch, that was cold. Just knocking him out like that.

Damn yankee.

...Yankee and Communist dammit.

McCoy’s not even surprised to see Kirk and Spock out of jail.

Nature created a natural counterbalance to the biological disease. Where is OUR natural counterbalance, I ask?

McCoy sounds extra Southern rn. It’s all the stress.

I really don’t think Shatner gets enough credit for his subtlety. His face when McCoy explains the whole situation...

Oh he's mad now. "You've hurt Spock for nothing! Oh yeah and also killed thousands but MOSTLY THE SPOCK THING!”

Whereas Tracey really doesn’t seem to care about anything but war for its own sake. He knows now that his master plan for immortality was nothing the whole time...but he still needs to call those Yangs.

In other words, another once-reputable figure of authority now gone mad.

Kirk’s voice is so casual when he’s talking to Uhura and Sulu, you feel like he’s gotta have something up his sleeve. He can never hide when he’s really upset about something.

...Apparently what he had up his sleeve was his crew knowing regulations and then another full body tackle. Fight scene 3!

"My need for attention is vital.” Same, Spock.

This is a very attenuated and unbelievable connection Kirk is making but he’s Kirk so I’ll assume it makes sense that he’s putting it all together so fast.

Alternate Universe: Vietnam canon-divergence lol.

For anyone keeping track, this is right about the point where the episode goes off the rails.

YOU’RE A ROMANTIC, JIM. Well he’s right about that at least and he should say it.

Oh no, an American flag.

Cloud William, chief and the son of chiefs. That’s continuity of government for you.

(Also pretty hilarious that this society is supposedly So American with our exact flag and Constitution and everything... but they’re not a democracy.)

I really don’t want to believe that “under God” is still in the pledge 200 years from now.

"You're confusing the stars with heaven." Kirk thinks he's being called an angel.

The absolute mishmash of meaningless, referent-free words here. America. Native Americans. Communists. The flag, the Constitution. God. Angels. Devils. What???

Like how can they both be flag worshippers AND...believers in God? Who is their God? Alien George Washington?

So rude to call Spock Kirk’s “servant.” That’s his space husband!

Is that a literal picture of Spock as a demon in their.. Bible?

I can’t even follow this anymore.

“You command him.” I mean...yes, that’s how the military works.

“He has no heart.” Wow, rude.

“His heart is different!” I stan one (1) Southern Doctor.

I feel like Spock is just... not having this at all. His face loos like he’s thinking what I’m thinking.

Oh no is that the CONSTITUTION??!

“Kill his servant” wow Tracey is obsessed with Spock, isn’t he? I guess everyone in the Fleet knows about them and their special relationship.

Spock is even amused by the knife at his throat. His eyes say "I am distressed--but fascinated!"

A FOURTH fight scene? And here I thought Kirk was going to recite the Constitution.

“I’m open to suggestions.” He’s just as worried about Kirk as McCoy is, bu the doesn’t show it.

...Yep, he’s being telepathic again. Not really in line with his usual telepathy but okay. Alien magic is flexible.

Okay I have a JD and I can confidently say there is nothing about good defeating evil in the Constitution.

And now this alien guy is immediately ready to make himself a “slave.” That seems problematic. What happened to the holy word “Freedom”?

Wow, Kirk's in a bad mood. "You can't pronounce your own holy words worth shit."

“This is only for the eyes of a Chief,” he says and Kirk just pushes him away.

Spock literally turns Tracey around for Kirk’s big final speech like “Listen up, bitch, my boyfriend’s talking.”

Is this the 4th of July episode?? Feels like there should be canons and fireworks going off behind him rn.

Idk, the words of the Constitution can't be so unique and unprecedented if a WHOLE OTHER ALIEN CIVILIZATION just came up with them, too, on their own, like monkeys typing Hamlet. (Given the timelines here... they probably did it first too lol.)

"Liberty and freedom need to be more than just words." Like what does that even mean in this context? Sounds nice but it’s very hard to put into the context of all the rest of this.

“And uh be nice to the Kohms,” after most of them (?) were probably just killed.

I really was into this until the last 10-15 minutes and I think there were under-explored concepts that could have taken the fever dream of whatever that bizarre-o fever dream at the end was. The abandoned ship. The leftovers of bio warfare. The whole weird and under-explained concept of immunity. The tragedy that so much was destroyed,, including but not limited to the whole Exeter crew, for no reason. What happened to Tracey to so destroy him--was it just greed? What about the “Prime” Directive? Is it important or not. They just leave at the end after (as Spock pointed out) doing quite a bit of their own meddling, even though meddling is allegedly the worst. Also, we know almost nothing about the Kohms at all. The “American” society clearly wasn’t democratic. Were the Kohms literally Communist?

I’m willing to accept a certain degree of alternate Earth scenarios--like Miri (though imo that was not a necessary component of that story) or Bread and Circuses, but this was too much. TOO unbelievable. And frankly unnecessary. You could do an allegory for alternate-Vietnam, and it would be just as clear but even more effective. There wouldn’t be any distraction in the form of “what the fuck is that flag doing here?”

There is a potentially incendiary concept here, which is the same one I thought of reading about actual COG plans--certain aspects of the Yanks’ culture survives, but with absolutely no meaning attached. They have a Constitution but they mispronounce all the words. They have this tattered flag but it has no other meaning. They’ve turned the symbols of the government into a religion, but they don’t practice any of the civil aspects of it--they have chiefs, not democratically appointed leaders, for example. Like, COG asks “what IS the country, and how do you make sure the country endures no matter what?” This was an opportunity to show the worst of that: the country continues to exist as symbology only--incredibly strong symbology, but only that--and all of the actual values that were supposed to be stored with that symbology have disappeared. Similarly, their hatred of their enemies endures. It’s lauded in the ep as their attempt to get “their land” back but what if it’s just war for its own sake, as Tracey seems to be engaging in? To tell that story, especially in the 60s, against the backdrop of Vietnam, and with the references to bio warfare and nuclear warfare, could be powerful. And I know TOS can work in metaphor and comparison. It doesn’t need to bring out a literal fucking flag.

Honestly, it was like they had one good, classic, sci fi story but it didn't fill 52 minutes so they tacked on the American Pride 4th of July Propaganda Extravaganza at the end.

It really felt like the lesson was “America good” lol.

I liked the concept of the post apocalyptic society in the aftermath of bio warfare as a cautionary tale for 1960s America, and I'd be up for crazed snake oil salesman Starfleet Captain (or...whatever his rank was) if it were a bit better explained. But the rest of it....

It also... could have been kinda incendiary with the idea that the Constitution and flag are religious symbols... I mean some people do treat them that way and I've always found that, first, blasphemous, and second, bizarre in such a hyper-Christian country. But I feel like instead of digging ito that, they just tempered it with "But also they're Christian, as you can tell by their drawing of devil!Spock, for some reason."

Idk, this story could have been complete with out the whole weird “Vietnam AU” back story or alternately it could have been a biting commentary about what defines America, and about whether or not our symbols might be more enduring--or even more important to people today??--than the laudable but more complex and difficult ideals that underpin the country’s founding. Are the words of the Constitution just gobbledy gook? They are if you don’t live by them, and America has always struggled to do that. It definitely would struggle even more in the aftermath of an apocalypse.

...I’m more annoyed now, thinking about the possible sci fi story that could have been...

Anyway next is an ep I’m fairly sure I haven’t  seen, so that should be fun.

[jamest-kirk]

Could you write mckirk where Bones visits the zoo with Joana a lot but Jim has basically never been to the zoo, maybe once in school, so Bones drags Jim along and he gets super excited about everything?

“Bones,” Jim says, arms sliding around the other man’s shoulders from behind, and he kisses the back of his neck gently. “Bones,” Jim continues, hands sliding down Bones’ chest while the other is focused on his PADD. “Bones~” “What?” Bones reacts, leaning back in Jim’s arms, and Jim smiles. “I want to get away from the Enterprise for a while,” he says, “how ‘bout you and I go to a cozy motel at the far edge of York Town?” “Can’t,” Bones says. “Why not? Lots of sex,” Jim says, sitting down next to Bones instead and pushing his PADD away, “c'mon, I need a change of scenery.” “A different bedroom doesn’t equal a change of scenery,” Bones points out, his hand reaching out to rest on Jim’s thigh, and the other smiles. “A different bathroom might.” “Joanna’s coming tomorrow,” Bones says, “for Father’s Day. We’re going to the Zoo.” “York Town has a zoo?” “Yeah,” Bones replies, “houses all sorts of nearly extinct animals from earth and outer space. Supposedly very interesting.” “Sounds awesome,” Jim says, “I’ve never been.” “Obviously, because the zoo only just opened.” “I’ve never been to any zoo in general,” Jim says, and Bones raises an eyebrow. He hesitates, only briefly, and then sighs. “Okay,” Bones replies, “you come with us.”

Bones might not have sounded too enthusiastically about Jim joining him initially, but whenever Jim tries to back out for his very reason, Bones flat out refuses. “You’re coming,” he says, and Jim smiles when the other leans in to kiss him. As if Jim needs that kind of conviction. Joanna loves it, too. Jumps in Jim’s arms the moment she arrives. “Uncle Jim is joining us?” she asks, and Bones nods. “That’s right, because Uncle Jim’s never been to a zoo before. You gotta show him where the monkeys are, so he knows where his home is.” Joanna laughs, and Jim shoots him a playful glare. And just like that, they head to the zoo.

Jim doesn’t even know where to look first. There are near extinct Earth animals present, but also alien creatures he’s never even heard of – mostly because they would’ve gone extinct without careful preservation and strict supervision. It’s fascinating. Jim lets Joanna guide them, and he holds Bones’ hand while both of them walk behind her.

“Wow, Bones, did you know Pandas would’ve gone extinct had it not been for humans actively helping them have sex?” “Yes, Jim.” “How’d you know that?” “Because I paid attention in class when I was younger,” Bones replies, and Jim throws him a fond smile.

“Bones, it says here that these Chauehn’s would occasionally accidentally land on Earth back in the day and were mistaken for magical creatures like Griffins.” “Yes, I can read.” “That’s awesome. How awesome do these creatures look?” “Very,” Bones says.

“Do you think if we got one of those monkeys aboard the Enterprise as a pet, we could keep it?” “We already have one aboard,” Bones says, “he’s Captain.”

“Bones, Jo, did you know that-” “Yes,” Joanna interrupts him, “I’m hungry, can we go eat somewhere?” “Of course, sweetheart,” Bones says, “why don’t you look on the map and see where the nearest restaurant is?” Joanna nods uses Bones’ PADD to investigate the map, and Bones turns to Jim again. “You’re enjoying this, huh?” “I’ve never seen so many of these animals,” Jim says, “honestly, with Earth being as crowded as it is, the fact that we could still save these creatures, it’s good. Right? They don’t seem sad.” “They’re not,” Bones assures him, “there’s strict rules with these animals. Gotta live decent lives in a decent space, and all that.” “Fascinating,” Jim says, and Bones huffs. “You sound like Spock.”

They eat Zebra burgers. Which, apparently, Bones informs him, is not actually made from zebras, just made to look like it is. White and black stripes, and all that. They share a big bag of fries and Jim loses all of that in the wildlife park where monkeys roam free (ish), and they steal it from him. Bones suspects he more or less handed it to them, though.

Jim passes out in the turborail back to downtown York Town. So does Joanna, and Bones spends most of the train ride back quietly enjoying the silence. Both Jim and Jo are a little groggy when Bones wakes them up, but by the time they’re back at the apartment, Joanna’s awake enough to call Demora and talk about her day. Jim falls down on the couch, gratefully accepting the beer Bones gives him when he sits down next to him. “You enjoy your day out?” “Yeah,” Jim says, “can’t believe I’ve never been to a zoo before.” “I can’t believe it, either. How boring are Iowa schools that they don’t even send you on field trips to the zoo?” Jim huffs, throwing his legs over Bones’ lap with a grin. “Listen, I did other fun things. Like, driving a car off a cliff to evade the cops.” Bones laughs, sliding an arm around Jim’s shoulders and he pulls him in for a quick kiss. “You’re ridiculous,” Bones says, and Jim shrugs. “Ridiculously into you,” he says, smiling when Bones’ hand drops to his legs, “I'ma love you like an animal tonight-” “Gross,” Bones says, pushing Jim’s legs off his lap. “What?” Jim asks, laughing when Bones huffs, “don’t worry, Bonesy, if you’re turning into a panda, I can help.” Bones rolls his eyes, tossing one of the couch's pillows towards Jim's head. "So not happening tonight."

[nookr]

Random Character Meme

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How it works: Choose 10 different characters, answer the questions below with said characters and then tag 10 people!

1. Mr. Spock (Star Trek TOS) 2. Data (Star Trek TNG) 3. Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock) 4. John Simm Master (Doctor Who) 5. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)  6. Mephisto Pheles (Blue Exorcist) 7. Jack Harkness (Torchwood) 8. Viktor Nikiforov (Yuri on Ice) 9. Skulduggery Pleasant (Skulduggery Pleasant, duh) 10. Ken Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul)

5 and 9 are running away from the police. How does it work out and/or why?

Hannibal killed someone probably and Skulduggery was a witness so Hannibal wanted to kill him to- which obviously didn’t quite work out. In the meantime the police arrived, saw the dead body and started chasing both of them because they thought Skul was Hannibals accomplice or something. Skulduggery eventually just goes for a flight after a while and leaves Hannibal behind- Hannibal swears to god, the next time he sees that godforsaken Skeleton, he’ll give his bones to Wills dogs

10 and 2 take over each other’s job/roles for a day.

Oh I bet Data would be a pretty good barista! Like, he would be totally fascinated by all the different people in the coffee shop and he would learn so much new things- he’d have fun I bet. But I doubt that Kaneki is able to navigate a spaceship or do any of the things Data has to do. He’d probably give up after a day and eat Wesley

8 and 7 - FIGHT

I doubt that there’s going to be much fighting actually. It’d be more of a flirting contest. Like, Jack is going to point a gun at Viktor and Viktor will be scared shitless, so Jack stops and comforts him or something and they start flirting.

But Jack would win the flirting contest, let’s be realistic here

How would have 1 and 6 met?

Oh dear god. Spock was working probably when suddenly Mephisto got beamed aboard for whatever reason (i mean, he is the king of time and space) All the while Mephisto’s been on board they’ve been experiencing certain time-space-anomalies and Mephisto seems to be the source of it. Spock and the sciene department are supposed to examine it and at some point Spock and Mephisto are arguing over magic and logic. McCoy likes Mephisto but hates his ears

3 and 4 are trying to choose/watch a movie.

Oh idk man, I guess Jim would want to watch some really old comedy movies and the Master just rolls with it? Or they decide to make a horror movie marathon which will end with one of them hiding behind the couch- or both of them

What would a relationship between 5 and 4 look like?

Holy fuck uuhm okay the Master and Hannibal are both straight as a circle so it would kinda work out, especially since they are both sorta insane? I guess it would just be a sex-relationship though, i can’t really picture them as a domestic couple or anything. Ughh i guess with those two it could even end up in bdsm idk

All the characters are at a party.

The Master would get fucking shitfaced and at some point start dancing with Jim. Jim just goes with it since he too drank a little too much. Jack would join them and at some point start a strip tease. Viktor takes photos of everything and sends ALL of them to Yuuri since he couldn’t come. He stops sending photos tho, after Jack got rid of his underwear too. Mephisto just watches them with amusement but after he notices Spock and Data just awkwardly standing in a corner he joins them and convinces Spock to grab a cup of hot chocolate. Data stays in his corner but analyses everything and everyone. Skulduggery gets more and more annoyed since he can’t get drunk when even that godforsaken Vulcan can get a little tipsy. Said tipsy Vulcan then starts talking to him while obviously trying to take Skul apart, pulling at his arms and fingers trying to find out how he is able to walk around without falling apart. Hannibal and Ken don’t really notice any of that since they’re to busy talking about cooking human flesh. Ken leaves the party with almost enough recipes to fill a whole book- Jack wakes up the next morning lying between Jim and the Master

7 and 10 have a blind date.

Ken got set up by Hige probably and Jack was just sort of bored. Yeah i guess they ended up getting some coffee but Jack wouldn’t really flirt with Ken bc?? he is still a kid??? I bet they’d just have smalltalk until Jack gets picked up by the other Torchwood members because of some Weavils

Cooking with 4 and 2!

Huh I don’t think the Master is that good at cooking stuff. I guess he would just choose a meal and let Data do all the work. Data is not complaining and will do as he is told but in the end he is a bit disappointed because the Master ate everything and he didn’t even get a bite

What kind of activities would 5 and 1 do?

I’m not really sure I guess they would get along somehow, since Spock is really polite and Hannibal is pretty smart. Maybe they start talking about science or psychology and Hannibal is trying to help Spock with his emotions but actually ends up making things worse bc he ain’t a good psychatrist- well at least Spock gets Hannibals cannibal puns

What’s 3’s way to get rid of 6?

There’s no way. Jim has tried killing Mephisto several times but everytime he thinks he’s finally done it, Mephisto just fucking reappears like the son of a bitch he is. Jim would get so fucking frustrated with him until he finds Mephistos greatest weakness. He bets that Mephisto can’t leave him alone for the rest of his life and would you look at that! He’s never seen the purplehaired clown ever again

8 and 9 are playing Mario Kart.

Viktor is actually doing better than Skulduggery and won several rounds. Until Skul starts distracting him with elemental magic by blowing the controller out of his hands, dumping his glass of water over him and actually setting Viktor on fire! It took several attempts to put out the fire since Viktor started to panic and ran around the whole room. Skulduggery was never invited again

once again, I don’t have 10 people to tag so idk i guess 

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