#but MOST

[themistymountainscold]

obi-wan: why? what's so special about me?

cody: *takes a deep, breath* how long you got?

[lebanese-babe]

I don’t think you guys understand how much men underestimate a woman’s intelligence

[bumblebeeenby]

Thinking about these old-ass memes I made when I first started watching.

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

From the httyd: I’m choosing number 10

you didn't specify who so i'm doing all of them

would i slap their ass?

Hiccup: Absolutely

Astrid: Absolutely not

Snotlout: Without hesitation

Fishlegs: I think he'd get too freaked out if I did

Tuffnut: My hand is swinging already

Ruffnut: Only if she was flirting with me too

Heather: She has a metal skirt. Absolutely not

Dagur: Only if it was RttE Dagur. DoB Dagur is too schmongly

Alvin: I like him but no

Savage: With the sharp end of a shovel, maybe

Stoick: He'd probably get uncomfortable so no

Valka: My palm is coming in swinging

Gobber: Ehhhh no

Gothi: She'd break my fingers absolutely not

Bucket: No

Mulch: Poor guy wouldn't even know how to react if I did that

Spitelout: With the sharp end of an axe, absolutely. Get that thing fucking swinging.

Gustav: Ew no

Sven: Only if it was like Saw Trap levels of required

Mildew: With the sharp end of a longsword, yes

Eret: Only if it was for a dare or something, I'm not into him and wouldn't wanna give him the wrong idea

Drago: With a ballista spear for sure

Krogan: May as well tbh

Viggo:

Ryker: Definitely

Johann: With a brick yes

Gruffnut: No. Never. Not in a million years.

Mala: Without hesitation

Throk: My gut tells me no but my brain tells me that if I did it might make him reconsider his sexist stances so... maybe?

Atali: I feel like I'd offend her if I did that

Minden: She'd probably call me a slur if I did that tbh

Maeve: Yes uwu she's pretty

Harald: No but I'd kick it. Knocking him off a cliff in the process.

Nikora: Holy moly don't you know it

[lovliestars]

“omg i just have a mean face i’m not mad!”

i am mad. i have a wonderful face but you will never see it because i hate you

[honestly-1dk]

All feelings pass

[dooareyastudy]

supposed to be done with my TA work for the semester (that ended a whole month ago !!!) but i am NOT because the prof i work for lacks any sort of diligence

[bludraws094]

how do you like posts so fast wtf 😭

I Have Post Notifications Turned On For Most RP Blogs I Follow

[motley-cunt]

rock scene geezers will come out and say shit nobody asked

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

I could post a snippet now without risking spoiling the fun for this one shot, I think. The late hour (EST) helps.

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

"It's research," I explain to Dani as I open the 14th PWP fic of the night.

[fiveholesinthefence]

just gonna say it. Lover secret sessioners are the worst.

[godofvillains-aa]

((I get so much anxiety with highly selective blogs that follow me. I almost never follow them first. But almost all my run ins with highly selective blogs have been bad.

[leebrontide]

Ok so my kid had an ear infection, right? As kids often do.

The doctor scraped out a bit of earwax to have a better look inside.

I was sent a bill for $200 PER EAR for this 5 second procedure which I did not give permission for them to do.

That was key- they did not ASK me if they could do this "procedure". And, as I OWN a medical practice (it's me. The medical practice is me, sitting in my house on video calls) I knew to call them when this bill came in to be like "You did not obtain informed consent for this procedure, and it was not en emergency procedure. You had full ability to gain my consent and didn't. I'm not paying."

And the massive hospital who owned the bill said "yuh-huh you do have to pay."

And I said "I own a practice. I know these laws. I do not owe you money for this."

And they conducted an "internal review" and SURPRISE! Decided I totally owed them money and they had never done anything wrong ever.

And so I called my state's Attorney General office, and explained the situation because, as I mentioned, I know the law. The AG got in touch within a couple days to say they were taking the case and would send the massive hospital conglomerate a knock it off, guys letter.

Lo and Behold, today I have a letter where said hospital graciously has agreed to forfeit the payment.

"How not to get screwed over by companies" should be part of civics class.

Know your rights and know who to call when they're infringed on. This whole process cost me $0 and honestly less effort than I would have expected.

May this knowledge find its way to someone else who can use it.

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[hualianisms]

verified ways to donate to gaza directly

[this post is outdated. up-to-date version here.]

Donate to a Palestinian family directly:

gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical treatment, daily necessities or more. Site run by Palestinians, all GFMs verified (full list here). Spotlights 1 stagnant GFM at a time. (*If you can't decide who/where to donate, just go to gazafunds.com & donate to the 1 GFM they show you!)

masterlist of 200+ verified Palestinian families' GFMs: Operation Olive Branch

Help provide tents:

The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents & transport for families in Rafah who urgently need to evacuate to Deir Al Balah. Has a team on the ground in Gaza who have supplied tents to 1% of the displaced population in Rafah. Run by Palestinians. (paypal) (gfm)

@helpgazachildren: Currently helping Palestinians in a refugee camp in Rafah flee the Rafah invasion to Khan Younis. Funds go directly to Hussam, a Palestinian in Rafah who hosts a refugee camp. Funds will cover the cost of tents & transport fuel. Managed by a Palestinian @.fairuzfan. (gfm)

Food:

Care for Gaza: Palestinian charity on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their Twitter. (paypal) (gfm)

We Feed Gaza: Team of Palestinian volunteers in the heart of Gaza distributing food & water to 344+ families. More details & proof in their gfm. Vetted & promoted by LetsTalkPalestine on IG. (gfm)

Direct Aid for Gaza: A Palestinian activist on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash & other essential supplies to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their twitter. (paypal) (gfm)

Water (*urgent and crucial!)

Gaza Municipality: The official Municipality of Gaza is doing vital, life-saving work to rebuild the water pipes in Gaza City to restore access to clean water & waste management services for the people of Gaza.

eSIMs (*very urgent):

guide to buy & send esims to gaza

Crips for eSims for Gaza: donate any amount to this team of volunteers who pool funds to buy & maintain gaza esims regularly (see their financial accountability document).

Medical Aid:

Gaza Wound Care: Palestinian doctors in central Gaza treating injured/sick children & mothers in neglected displacement camps far from hospitals. Facing a severe shortage of medicines, equipment, and medical supplies. Currently raising funds to support their efforts to battle infectious diseases in refugee camps. (gfm) (paypal) (gogetfunding)

international charities: Palestine Red Crescent Society, Palestine Children's Relief Fund, Medical Aid for Palestinians

How to help if you can't donate:

Share & amplify Palestinian fundraisers in your irl & online circles

Organize or help to run an online/irl event to raise funds for Palestine

Boycott

Get involved with a protest/strike/direct action in your area

Contact your reps

Educate yourself & others both irl & online

Daily clicks on Arab.org

(you can even adopt 1 fundraiser campaign to regularly boost it & make materials promoting it online, or print posters/flyers about Palestinian fundraisers to encourage others to donate. (poster/graphic about gazafunds.com: here, flyers about esims: here, flyers about gazafamilyfunds: here)

(longer masterpost of all ways you can help)

(*all these links and more now in this rentry page. will no longer be updating this post, instead refer to the rentry page)

Last updated 3/6/2024 with Gaza Wound Care & We Feed Gaza. Wanted to focus on Palestinian-run grassroots initiatives that will actually reach Gazans on the ground, so all of these except eSIMs, PCRF, MAP are by Palestinians. Donating to international orgs is not ideal rn as aid is still being stopped at the border. Please focus on Palestinian-run initiatives on the ground in Gaza.

Remember, small donations really do add up. Any amount counts, even $1!