#but I'm having too much fun

[tikasplat]

things have been so stressful and I haven’t been able to watch hermitcraft now I'm finally catching up and it feels like everything is fine again.

Just caught up on mumbo, bdubs, and Joe. everything is great. nature is healing.

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

I'll happily reassure you anytime you need it sweetheart. Thank you for communicating your needs to me and remember, it is always okay to ask for something.

Leave the decision making to me darling. I get it, it's hard sometimes having to do all of that thinking. That's right, Mommy does know what's best after all.

Of course people enjoy the stuff you put out!! What do you mean you put all of this content out for free for us to enjoy?? Thank you for sharing!

You're such a cute little puppy, I love all of your reactions to the things I say. You seemed to have liked the results, hm? And I see I've been claimed. It's hot hearing you say all that and get all possessive. You definitely know how to give me an ego boost, you're very sweet. You've gotten all fuzzy baby? It's okay, I've got you.

-🍂

Awwww, will do! It kinda takes a second for me to ask for things just cause I haven't had good experiences expressing my actual needs to people before with it being well received, but we will get there eventually!

Mommy does know what's best... and that statement alone has got me all puppy brained again goddamnit. But sounds good! Again, you let me know if I'm asking for too much bc I'd come to you with every decision if I could.

Well I appreciate that haha, my imposter syndrome tells me otherwise so it's nice to hear from people when they like my stuff!

Yes I AM a cute little puppy!!! And I'm very responsive haha, the smallest things or the shortest command get me fuzzy so... and you've got me? How so?

I am extremely possessive. You're mine.

[yorkshirelarrie]

As a fellow person from Yorkshire my favourite thing about the angry comments and tags on your pancake poll is someone eventually realising that, hang on a minute, this person “might be European”. Like, I would have thought that was obvious from your url lol

haha yes exactly. I just wrote that in another message. like babe take a look who made the poll and see if that gives you a lightbulb moment. also another highly amusing thing is (not was, is, cos people are still going even tho the poll has finished!) people complaining about no maple syrup but then saying they put some other, totally random, not common thing on. So like maybe realise there are loads of possible options, many of them influenced by where you live, and sit down.

after a horrific night with an awful migraine, waking up and seeing 3000 notes from people being mad about a silly little pancake poll cheered me up

[wardingshout]

the Zelda timeline ??? yeah I know about it

[notherpuppet]

Someone asked if I was adding more to "Buckshot"

...and then I accidentally posted it before I was done answering LOL. Anyway, here was the answer:

I have some ideas that I just haven't fleshed out yet. But I really like that AU and I want to return to it.

As for the Buckshot specific "chapter"...I do have some 'deleted scenes' that I just didn't feel like drawing (laziness) but hmm maybe i'll get the motivation to sketch them out eventually.

Some deleted scenes:

Scene 1.5 [Lucifer looks at Alastor's wounds as he's changing his bandages and clothes. Alastor's covered in severe scars exhibiting many different kinds of injuries.] Lucifer: "So many scars...I wonder what he's been through..." [Lucifer glances at Alastor's face, which somehow still has a faint, but visible smile.] Lucifer (incredulous and annoyed): "Yet he always keeps that smile on his face..." CUT TO FLASHBACK MONTAGE: Lucifer, Alastor, and Charlie playing in the park, eating dinner altogether, and singing backup for Charlie while Alastor plays the piano. [Lucifer smiles softly and turns up the corners of Alastor's sleeping smile.] Charlie: "I thought Al needed to sleep!" >:-0 [Lucifer draws his hands back suddenly, embarrassed.] Lucifer: "Where did you--" [Charlie climbs onto Alastor's rest bed. She haphazardly reaches for Alastor's face.] Charlie: "My turn or it's not fair!" >:-D Lucifer: "Charlie, no!" --- Scene 4.5 (happens at the dinner party, in Lucifer's room, after Alastor bleeds through his shirt) [Lucifer quickly changed into a red tuxedo. Alastor is lagging, due to his pain and need to clean his wound with a soft cloth.] Lucifer: "Let me help you--" Alastor: "I can handle this." Lucifer: "Would you stop being so stubborn? You're drugged up, drunk, and moving slow as hell. You want to arouse more suspicion or do you wanna get this over with?" [Alastor rolls his eyes and rudely tosses the cloth at Lucifer's face. Lucifer's quick reflexes catch the cloth effortlessly.] Lucifer: "That's what I thought." [Lucifer begins to clean Al's wound. Alastor has a pained expression. He winces and grabs Lucifer's wrist forcefully.] Alastor: "You're being a brute." [Alastor guides Lucifer's hand gently and drops his hand once Lucifer adapts. Lucifer helps bandage Alastor back up and get dressed. They're now both in new tuxedos, sans bow ties. Before Lucifer can grab his bowtie, Alastor snatches it.] Alastor: "Allow me." Lucifer: "I can tie my own bow tie." Alastor: "Did you not say we were in a hurry? I think we both know it will go faster if I just tie it." [Lucifer rolls his eyes but resigns. Alastor ties the bowtie swiftly and perfectly.] Lucifer: "Ugh, how do you do this so easily? Aren't you high?" Alastor: "As a kite." [There is a beat and they both share a laugh. Suddenly they hear a distant voice yelling:] Adam (distant): "So much for a quickie!" Alastor: "We should go."

[zeldalizzy]

Happy Holidays from the Old Man and the Smithy! 🎄✨Just a simple little thing I threw together lol but I had to do something fun for Christmas!! The thought process behind this was basically that the rest of the boys decided that their oldest member would be a fitting Father Christmas, and the shortest hero would be a fitting Yuletide Elf. After a bit of begrudging, Time and Four finally caved and let Wild take a picture 😂

Anyways, I hope that everyone has a blessed Christmas and a wonderful New Year!! Thank you all for your encouragement and support; I couldn't do this without you! All of you have been such a gift to me, and I am incredibly grateful for that!!

The Merriest of Christmases to you and yours!! 🩵

[vaguely-concerned]

the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh

[forgetfulmachineart]

[ID: A colored, simple, three panel comic of teen Gojo Satoru and Megumi Fushiguro. Panel one: Megumi sits on a stool, feet hanging barely half way down, as Gojo kneels in front of them bandaging their arm and holding their hand. Megumi has Gojo's sunglasses and is labeled "gojo put the sunglasses on them to keep Megumi's hair out of wounds." Gojo says "You got pretty close this time, Gumi! Want my help taming Nue next time?" Second panel: Megumi from the waist up, looking at her bandaged arm and saying "No. I'm alright Dad." A small cartoon Megumi realizes what they said and goes "wait..." Third panel: Gojo has a closed eyes smile and says "Okay, Gumi" but is labeled "Trying very very very very hard to play it cool." Multiple loud and ugly crying cartoon Gojo's reflect his real feelings in the background. /End ID]

They proceed to never talk about it again

[kuromimel]

[thoselittleboats]

BG3 text posts - various (3/?)

[lilacthebooklover]

the "mcgucket" code leading to a cotton-eye joe video is so funny to me. this combined with the "third wheel" comment and,, everything else in tbob makes bill look so jealous oh my god

[lylahammar]

Zorella, the centaur pop queen ✨

Thank you to everyone who helped me by voting on her final design in the poll from last week! I'm so so so happy with how she turned out 🥰

[torpublishinggroup]

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[crabsnpersimmons]

me: i'm gonna clean up my desk so my sketchbook doesn't fall every 3 minutes while i draw today!

[3 hours later.]

me: ...i have made a miscalculation...

cleaning up my desk is proving to be a much bigger task than i thought, so here's an old comic i can't believe i haven't posted yet:

and a bonus ending:

anyways, i'll see you all soon after i clean up my desk

[fullychaotichell]

Radioapple Week Day 4: Drinking / Bonding

I may be multiple weeks late... But give it up for day 4 everyone! Yippee!

But no, radioapple week happened to align with deadline week for me, so I wasn't able to keep up... Still, I decided to finish my idea for day 4, and since I was already late, it just kept getting longer and longer... I'll see if I get ideas for the other prompts now that I'm finally off of school, but ye.

I bet Lucifer and Alastor would bond over gossiping, I just know it. To continue the fanfic inspiration tradition that I've started, I'd recommend The Bonding Effects of Gossip, that's a fun one!

Though the second any physical contact happens between them, even the smallest of things, they'd both freak out, no matter how drunk pff

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3

[inzuinzudesu]

A Christmas gift for @kawkawsrii! Happy holidays!

Bonus: they went to the grandline and will come back in part 2???? i hope so?????????

Bonus 2: cute ass lil shits whom i desperately wanted to put in but couldn't cuz i'm silly like that

[muppenthings]

Part 1

Ruh-roh! :)