#but I'm also not joking

[dice-wizard]

I don't want to see the cast of BG3 play their own characters in D&D. I've already seen that. It's massively successful.

Here's a non comprehensive list of things I'd much rather watch them play:

Their BG3 characters playing the aspects of the psyche in Bluebeard's Bride

Them playing their characters playing the characters in Lady Blackbird

Playing their characters roleplaying as their characters' OCs in Fabula Ultima

It's just BG3 but they're playing it in Firebrands

The voice actors playing entirely unrelated but like, really fucking close OCs in the Dragon Age RPG

"Modern AU" but it's run using TC: Assassins

Mandatory Exalted mention

[djevelbl]

Breakfast! even tho this was like. several hours ago (almost 12)

[everysongieverwrote]

Honestly, the most disappointing thing about UTB so far is that we haven't gotten to see Lily Gladstone with a gun.

You know that scene where the suspect is running away from the police and then you hear someone shouting, "Freeze!" and our character slowly turns around to find the hot cop pointing a gun at them in a really cool pose? I want that with Lily Gladstone.

I know that it's not necessary and that it's complicated. But I need it, I want it. You can't give me Lily Gladstone as a cop and not give me a cool gun scene! You just can't! Think of the children! (It's me, I'm the children).

[lilith-devi-nyx-elsword-theorist]

So I was finishing up the Digimon Adventure 2020 reboot, and this kid looked like Ethan/Gold from Pokemon and now my entire head canon is, he changed hats so no one would recognize him. And I asked our bot to write up a story for him as a background character

I'm dragging us all down with this one. The word needs to be spread of his existence.

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[lastoneout]

Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[tittyinfinity]

I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.

She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.

My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.

But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.

We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!

You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.

Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.

[iwasbored777]

The guy at the bar: Are you two gonna fuck or fight?

Wade and Logan, few hours later:

[vaultnewt]

NO MATTER WHERE I HIDE MY DONUT FRYER NICK ALWAYS FINDS IT AND USES IT

I'M SO SICK OF HIM

HOW?!!?!?

NICK. NICK STOP MAKING DONUTS PLEASE NICK WE NEED TO BREAK INTO THE INSTITUTE AND GET MY SON NICK PLEA

~~~

UPDATE: he finally got his donuts :]

[mumblers-lobby]

💍❤️‍🔥✨ hair-over-flames in love!

thanks to @thatskindarough for the idea ily buddy<3

[nocek]

I watched Deadpool and Wolverine yesterday and I just had to XDDD

beware the SPOILERS! I mean not really but better to be on safe side ;)

[srfiv]

because how can i know? there's always a last time.

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

[egophiliac]

ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

[hrokkall]

Yeah sure I'll let this one free into the wild