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#shitpost#i am the milkman my milk is delicious#my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard#and they're like#it's better than yours#damn right#its better than yours#I could teach you#but I'd have to charge#polls#poll time#my polls#random polls#tumblr polls
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What do you think of the voice acting of miraculous ladybug
Overall really great! I follow almost all of the VAs on instagram to track them down to anime conventions and get their autographs lol.
Main character Bryce unfortunately has the "I only know two voices - Good Boy and Slightly Evil Boy" issue, which is fine in ML. It just means when he pops up ANYWHERE else I can clock him immediately as either "Adrien" or "Felix". But I've met him and he's pretty cool, at least in the brief moments we've talked.
There are a feeeeew background characters that stand out to me as Not Great, but if I was doing the characters they were stuck with, I probably wouldn't bring me A-Game either.
#I'm on a mission now to get the VAs to sign the SL covers I did of their main character#Right now I only have Mylene's VA's signature on THAT but I've met Nino's current VA and obvs Bryce#and also Keith for Hawkmoth~#I just had them sign quick sketches I did lol#Bryce was the first ever and I had him sign a pencil pouch I'd bought and the signature smeared#and he was so nice and signed something for me the next day at no extra charge TT^TT#anyway I wonder if you can guess the specific character that I think phones it in#hint: technically the VA does 2 sub female characters so you can guess either one of them#ask zoe
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"My child, how you've grown!"
Is a parent someone who teaches you to hold a spoon? Who apologizes when they hurt you? Who takes care of your body? Who's just glad you're here?
#dungeon meshi#izutsumi#laios touden#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#marcille donato#my art#cw child abuse#anyone else have the type of childhood that made this arc destroy you forever#taking care of them how she never was taken care of#or so she thinks#escaping the frame of her own narrative so that all the love she now has can't help but spill into the very margins#honestly this is the most personal thing I've put here so far👉👈#tmblr doing unspeakable things to the quality as usually#NOT DONE adding more tags. when senshi stepped between her and the phantom?? defending her? taking the hit??#had any adult EVER put themselves in harms way for her? i guarantee those in charge of her had actively harmed her maybe not as depicted#but as a fucking bought demihuman u bet among those owners along the way someone put hands on her#and here's a STRANGER who defends her with his BODY while gently TEACHING HER about life. WHAT WAS THAT LIKE IN THAT MOMENT#izutsumi sweetie i'd blow up a building for u
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HoW fandom: "Bo clearly manipulated Vincent! He never wanted to kill; only to please their Mama that Bo clearly must have lied about! He's nothing like his pos brother!"
*Vincent recording how he impaled a pipe through Paige's head to remember it. Vincent not even snapping Wade's neck to put him out of his misery while waxing him when it holds their head in place anyways. Vincent having the most kills. Vincent going after victims in the woods without telling Bo. Script Vincent being the one to viciously kill the opening beauty pagent girl on the old back road and chase her down. Vincent having his own special knives for killing he's extremely skilled with / uses frequently while Bo had a tiny lil knife in his back pocket, nippers and rely's on a shotgun as a last resort he can't aim.*
#2024 CHALLENGE: stop infaltizing mute slashers#Nah ur art hoe is just as apathetic to victims as Bo he's just not as sexually charged as Bo is#They both have different reasons to kill but they both are sadistic and apathetic and vengeful#I'd like to think the surgery made Bo have his anger and lack of control but other than that him and Vince act similar#Bo just wasn't encouraged to excell at wax sculpting as Trudy's fav like Vince was#bo sinclair house of wax#bo sinclair#house of wax vincent sinclair#vincent sinclair#house of wax (2005)
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How is any Chopped contestant surprised by the basket ingredients at this point? Some guy will freak out over rice pudding in the entree basket, and it's like--my guy--what year do you think this is? We've been putting rice pudding in the entree baskets since the Bush administration, get with the fucking program and turn it into a puree like everyone else
#chopped#food network#i can't imagine the pressure the people in charge of baskets must be under nowadays like i'd be sweating putting broccoli rabe in there#is this too basic? have we done this one too often? maybe i should put it in jello just to be safe
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Are you at all excited for the upcoming Absolute Martian Manhunter book later this year? It'll be the most high-profile launch J'onn has been a part of for a long while, being DC's attempt at an "Ultimate Marvel" line. Given how the approach seems to be defined by removing elements of the characters' status quo - Superman has no Krypton tech, Batman is not a billionaire, Wonder Woman is the last of the Amazons etc. - I think there's a very real possibility that for J'onn they'd pivot in the opposite direction and give us a living Martian society. If only because J'onn has so little anyway, there's not as much to remove as with other members of the League, so the logical thing would be adding something back in to shake things up. I'm personally hoping for some combination of Weird and Noir.
I'm absolutely (heh) excited for it (because a new refreshing change even in an elseworld story is exactly what J'onn needs right now!) but also cautious and,,, concerned. DC's revealed the Absolute gimmicks for just about all the other solo supers but J'onn is essentially still a rumor? What's going on there? I was also concerned when Superman's Absolute gimmick was supposedly "he'll be more alien than human" "he doesn't have a fortress of solitude, no Kents, etc" which,,, sounds a lot like J'onn tbh but we'll have to wait and see. Sometimes writers do this thing where they try to do something new with Superman and it's just re-worked J'onn lore. And J'onn lore is fundamentally flawed so in turn that take on Superman doesn't work, but that's just me with early concerns.
Ooh! That's a good point actually! That feels like the most logical shakeup they could do, and YJa helped warm people up to the idea of a living Mars (which I also agree would spice things up and differentiate J'onn from Clark more). And I'd absolutely (heh) love more supernatural-weird-noir for J'onn! We finally had J'onn play into being a martian detective in the 2019 Identity run, but it was more cop drama than detective noir which I would love to see. My only addendum to the idea of a living Mars as an Absolute gimmick is, since YJa popularized this already, what else will this take do to innovate on that idea? My personal wish list is:
Revitalize J'onn's cast system (a mix of old and brand new characters. Don't just make him watch tv to care about humans. Give this martian relationships!!)
Figure out his themes outside of grief!! (I love sad Martian man but he needs to do more than that! It's been stagnating his character)
No Justice League stuff or other superhero cameos/team ups. (J'onn NEEDS to prove he can stand on his own as a solo character so he can stop being pigeonholed as the League's heart or therapist.)
Fresh new take on Martian world building (please get rid of Martian racism, it's dumb and never made sense. It's a shapeshifting society and the idea of characters like M'gann essentially "greenfacing" to "pass" is so weird)
Critical reimagining of J'onn's relationship to justice (we need to get rid of or critically examine his relationship to copaganda.)
Integrate Blackness more thoroughly into his character (CW Supergirl and that one Nubia Coronation special comic are still the only takes that have done this. Come on guys!!)
More thorough reflection of J'onn's multiple identities (undoubtedly what makes J'onn special. But the comics rarely dig into what it means for J'onn to be multiple people. I would love it if his identities [especially the racialized ones] weren't treated as so,,,disposable.)
Ma'alefa'ak please (I just want to see him again I don't even care if they do a bad job. However all I ask is he be a green martian and J'onn's twin again. And a slutty design.)
The last time we saw a big overhaul to J'onn's character was the New 52, and the major flaw of that run was that it had no clear thematic intention to how it interpreted his character. So we ended up with just a bunch of references and a convoluted edgy story that doesn't help J'onn become a self sustaining solo character. The Absolute line is the perfect platform to revitalize him as a character, but I hope the writers can think in the long term to combat his foundational issues.
#askjesncin#jesncin dc meta#martian manhunter#all this to say I am still very excited about J'onn Absolute title! But I want to actually hear from it ;_;#“what would u do jesncin if u were in charge of it” I'd canonize Sons of Mars. That's it that's the comic#also insane of Aquaman not to have an absolute run?? idk the guy had his own movies surely you'd put more effort in him
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[Tuvok & Janeway: Control, Distance, Duty & Connection.] Sources: St Voyager Transcripts / Mitski 'First Love Late Spring' / Disco Elysium
#web weaving#star trek web weaving#st voyager#Kathryn Janeway#Tuvok#be the change you want to see in the world - make a long post about Tuvok & Janeway's similarities <- angel on my shoulder#I feel like a lot of people see them as 'opposites attract' sort of friends where Janeway is unhinged & Tuvok reigns her in#but in reality I think that while there is that element in there (exacerbated HEAVILY by their delta quad circumstances)#what I see most in their relationship is how they both value loyalty and duty above all and are extremely rigid with themselves#and the people around them. How they both have to maintain distance from others bc of their positions as captain & vulcan#I hate when people dismiss Tuvok as not being remotely interested in Maryana or Noss - it erases an interesting struggle that he and Janewa#both share - their desire to stay loyal to their spouses vs the 70 years of loneliness that that loyalty demands of them#But they BOTH triumph and they BOTH remain loyal (Tuvok until he returns to T'Pel and Janeway until Mark informs her that it's over)#and for both of them it's a little bit insane for them to do that.#Isn't it more interesting that Janeway and Tuvok both have feelings for people other than their spouses but don't give in#to that temptation?#They're both people who live very fastidiously by codes. Either written codes or moral codes - they very rarely if ever do things because#it's what THEY want to do. I'd say they're the least emotion-driven members of the crew and yes I'm including Seven because Seven#has a very...how to describe? It's a blunt and insular selfishness. She does what SHE wants to do and doesn't really care about others.#To me that's emotion-driven. Or...personal desire-driven? Not a bad thing at all but very different from Janeway & Tuvok who#are always more 'this is logical' or 'this is for the crew' rarely do they think 'this is what I want' bc they can't afford to#for different reasons (captain & vulcan)#they both also are in the most 'caretaking' positions on the ship from my POV. Security and Captain - both are directly in charge of#ship and crew safety.#Janeway & Tuvok#star trek voyager#st voy#when I say caretaking I'm NOT saying they're everyone's mom and dad or whatever - I'm saying they're in positions where they always#have to think about the greater good and the crew as a whole and how much danger is acceptable etc etc.#Janeway is always killing herself for the crew but Tuvok is right there beside her
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#where tommy kneels inside a semi-circle of very erect ... men
#if i were in charge of the peaky blinders gay p*rn parody; i'd use this as a cover#peaky blinders#tvedit#peakyblindersgifs#see therer's this play on notions of masculinity where it loops all the way back to being homoerotic and it's sort of granted with most of#them being tommy's brothers and brothers-in-arms and how this has been often used to explore not-quite-straight relations amongst men#without having to spell it out and so on#why is it so sinister though more at 11
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Norwegian Regions - Regional flowers and landscape.
Østlandet (city) - Blåveis (anemone hepatica), county flower of Akershus. Low hills covered in forests and fields with many cities around the Oslo fjord.
Østlandet (rural) - Skogstjerne (lysimachia europaea), county flower of Innlandet. Steeper hills and valleys with vast spruce forests.
Sørlandet - Solblom (arnica montana), county flower of Agder. Beaches and islands and rocks, very coastal with inland forests.
Vestlandet - Revebjelle (digitalis purpurea), county flower of Sogn og Fjordane. Fjords and steep, green mountainsides.
Trøndelag - Reinrose (dryas octopetala) county flower of Trøndelag. Several valleys with forests and fertile farmland centrered around the Trondheims fjord.
Nord-Norge - Rødsildre (saxifraga oppositifolia) county flower of Nordland. Steep mountains straight into the sea, less vegetation.
#norwegian regions#hetalia#aph norwegian regions#hws norwegian regions#hetalis ocs#hws østlandet#hws trøndelag#hws sørlandet#hws vestlandet#hws nord-norge#rural-Østlandet is created by Ingasolja btw!! ✨#I always try to sort them from south to north - but I have to start with Øst(city) because she's the capitol and in charge#so it gets a bit screwed up#Trøndelag and Nord-Norge are always easy tho#and I have to confess I haven't been further north than Nordland so I haven't been to either Troms or Finnmark :(((#probably the only countys I haven't been to#that's prob why Nord-Norge's landscape looks most like Nordland...#also been a while since I drew these profiles#would prob change a few things if I'd do it now#but oh well!#I do really like the concept regardless
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Writeblr: "NoNoWriMo are sell outs. Let's cancel them!"
Me, who is brand new to writing, thinking it was just an activity people chose to do, much like making a New Year's Resolution: "It's an organization...? With like money and stuff???"
#not to make light of people's probably well founded grievances with said organization#I literally just thought it like a made up annual holiday/activity that writers did for funsies#I had no idea there were people in charge of money changing hands#if you don't like the organization just go home and write#the writing police can't stop you from writing in November#I'm not making this post as a way to beg for long winded explanations of what's going on#I didn't know about the organization before#and with “allegations” floating about I think I'd prefer to keep it that way#I'm probably not going to participate in the challenge anyway seeing as I'm a slower writer by nature and I don't want to burn out#nanowrimo#writblr#writeblr#talking about writing#on writing#on writers#writing community#feeling like a new character in season 5#I have no idea what's going on#who knew there were people in charge of the writing holiday?#writers on tumblr#writers of tumblr#new writers on tumblr#writing humor#writer stuff#writer things
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Anyone else feel greedy as hell when they see what people are putting out for free on itch io
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A true disaster class from the FIA on a weekend where they showed complete disregard for driver safety NUMEROUS times ends with an inconsistent, bullshit penalty
#f1#formula 1#formula one#brazil gp 2024#brazilian gp 2024#charles saying a singular swear words and immediately apologising got DOUBLE the fine#thank god we're off 3 weeks because I'm one more bad decision from the FIA away from staging a coup and taking over the organisation#my qualifications? i care about driver safety#I'd also put seb in charge#and ban johnny herbert from stewarding#edit: i like the fact i used the word singular and used the plural for words *facepalms *#i have to get better at proofreading lmao sorry!
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Never forget what they took from us
#one day I'll write my little mini-essay on why sho/neku is one of the most painfully underutilized dynamics in the series#until then shitposts are all I have#luckily I played A New Day AFTER Neo so I didnt know what I'd been cheated out of#when they dropped the 'sho and neku will be partners in a new game' plot thread#if it had been the other way around and I'd waited what. two years was it? for this and then NOTHING??#I wouldve been inconsolable#I wouldve been booking flights I wouldve been at square enix HQ I wouldve been detained in Japan on charges of disturbing the peace#twewy#sho minamimoto#neku sakuraba
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Y'all will say an m/f relationship is "Yuri to me" and then not even headcanon them as trans feminine you just like calling male characters girl terms and nicknames because you find it demeaning and/or cute
#and look I'm guilty as charged of looking at disheveled 43 year old corpse and calling it a baby girl#but I'd never say his toxic situationship with another man ten years younger than him is toxic yuri or anything of the like#and yes I used that specific example but that's not what inspired me to write this post#I'm just mad that people will see a happy healthy usually bisexual m/f pair#and then try to say that it's actually yuri or whatever because they're terrified of... being percieved as liking a straight romance??#im genuinely asking because I don't understand these people or the mental gymnastics they have to do to justify saying this#but not then headcanoning the characters involved as trans when thats clearly the solution if they want yuri so bad#xer's rambles
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nemona's sync pair story in pokemon masters ex can be viewed anytime as soon as you recruit her, and in just a couple minutes of dialogue we scarlet/violet story analyzers get some great subtext-made-text and new subtext:
confirmation of one instance of nemona working herself really hard for the sake of others and seeing anything less as a display of her own weakness and letting them down (even if the others are her pokemon in this case). it's something that i thought always seemed likely to be a theme with her if we knew more about her, with stuff like her mostly un-commented-on arm brace / compression glove and perfectly clean room nearly devoid of personality outside of her meticulous schedule and displays of her achievements, and what that implied about her relationship with her family, teachers, and idol
recontextualization of why she wears sporty athletic wear and runs around everywhere, even though she's a straight-A nerd who has to take a break every 50 feet when she initially takes you to school and is still winded enough to be worthy of comment from arven by the time you're running around in area zero
the fact that penny, the otaku shut-in, did not get called out like this means either she performed exactly as arven expected her to based on how she looked, or that nemona was doing the worst out of all of the group and might actually have some kind of chronic condition / disability like some fans theorize. nemona's stamina now being revealed to be a long standing insecurity of hers despite shrugging it off with a joke in area zero implies the latter to me
if she shrugged off a long standing insecurity with a joke, that could potentially say a lot about any other things she didn't want to make a big deal about that fans are a little suspicious of, like saying her parents were "hands-off in a good way" with her while her sister got all the attention, which i definitely think was an deflective understatement or simply not realizing there's a problem
and if her low stamina and "bad throwing" are in fact due to some kind of condition and mostly out of her control, that also makes her calling herself weak that much more tragically unfair to herself. someone hug this kid please
i trust these folks to write a compelling nemona if they were given the chance to, not just a fun and cute one. they get it.
her 15 minute storyline from her debut event is mostly just good fun with her meeting a bunch of people and almost winning a big tournament with her new friends hilda and bede. it also, however, touches upon how sad she is that people mostly get jealous of her rather than feel inspired by her (which she actually comes up with a motivational speech to try and combat this time, with hilda's help). it even has her tell blue and bede that florian/juliana back home is "a precious treasure" to her, which made me melt into boiling taffy.
now i'm looking forward to whatever else they come up with when nemona's more plot-driving friends arrive. despite how cheesy and hit-or-miss pokemon masters tends to be, they're treating scarlet/violet with respect so far. it's canon to me. i kinda need that right now when we're not sure what the friend trio are gonna get in the DLC of the actual game.
#nemona pokemon#pokemon sv#pokemon scarvio#pokemas spoilers#nemona#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon masters#pokemas#nemonaposting#there is a big sense of relief knowing that the deeper subtext to her simple text is not just in my head and people in charge see it#like i have won the battle that i was in and now i can just chill#just like in-universe people need to know nemona is struggling to be able to really appreciate her fully and not just on a surface level#if it was immediately obvious from the get go i'd probably be significantly less invested#note: this is a datamine she's not actually out until the pokemon presents on the 8th if you're reading this before then lol#the 8th will probably also be the last chance to show us nemona arven and penny in the DLC trailers if they're going to
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Things that happened in Martyn & Cleo Double Life canon:
Cleo hoping to find her soulmate and start a life with them
Cleo dumping Martyn without giving him a chance to explain his side of the story, but hearing him out when he comes to her later
Martyn watching Cleo through his spyglass and telling the audience she seems safe and happy even though he thinks it's weird she's outside at night
Martyn, after he's had time to consider how he wants to play this, spinning a story about trying to be a provider for her and Cleo explaining that she wanted him, not things
Cleo not being remotely impressed by the "I was providing" sob story, lol
Martyn calling Cleo selfish for choosing to be with Scott because she's supposed to be HIS soulmate and he wants a partner
Cleo willing to forgive Martyn if he meets them halfway
Martyn refusing to meet them halfway because he doesn't think he did anything wrong
Martyn screaming about how Cleo's building bridges with Scott but "When will she think about mending our bridges???"
Martyn explaining to Cleo that he doesn't understand why his Session 1 actions bothered them
Martyn centering his character arc and roleplay on trying to win Cleo back without actually apologizing
Cleo giving Martyn a flower and stating that if he loses it, she'll be real cross with him
Cleo chasing Martyn out of her yard because he tried to put an HOA sign on her base and she wanted to make it clear that she wasn't associated with them and their hate for his base (even though she does think his heart base is strange)
Martyn attacking Cleo after she said attacking is a form of affection to her
Cleo setting boundaries with Martyn and explaining what he can do to get her back
Cleo sighing when Scar set her up on a date with Martyn, but taking the chance to talk to him instead of walking out
Cleo genuinely wanting Martyn in her alliance
Martyn and Cleo giggling constantly when they chat
Scar asking if Martyn wanted him to play a romantic music disc for him and Cleo (and Martyn getting excited and saying yes)
Martyn offering to take Cleo's armor and weapons to the deep dark so he can enchant them and bring them back while she stays safe
Cleo gifting Martyn diamonds, expecting nothing in return but not wanting him to die from lack of a good sword
Martyn and Cleo forming a secret alliance that allows Cleo to live with Scott while being on good terms with Martyn
Martyn expressing frustration that Cleo wants to keep this alliance secret because he wants them to be public allies; Cleo softly shushes him when people approach and might overhear
Martyn telling Cleo that she's putting out a lot of mixed signals because she keeps reeling him in and then pushing him away, claiming he is very confused about where he stands with her
Martyn teasing Cleo by punching her off a cliff and accidentally killing her and feeling so bad about it that he apologizes profusely despite roleplaying as someone who refused to apologize for Session 1
Martyn and Cleo immediately threatening Bdubs together when he said hi to them while they were hanging out, sdkfj
Martyn genuinely apologizing to Pearl for dumping her after Session 1
Martyn hiding under Cleo's bed while she defends him from an enderman attack
Cleo offering to let Martyn move into her house after Etho and Joel grief his base; Martyn saying he might take her up on that
Cleo and Martyn agreeing to move out and base together at Box
Cleo trusting Martyn with the location and resources of her red life base
Martyn rushing to Cleo's aid in the deep dark and trying to turn everyone against him instead
Cleo responding to Martyn's panicked shouts for her to eat by opening her inventory to get food (and drowning because she forgot she was in water)
Cleo hanging back and letting Martyn attack Scott while she does nothing to stop him from doing so, implying as much as she likes Scott, she won't kill Martyn (and herself) for him (and/or she trusted Scott to handle himself even though he ran away while Martyn was shooting at him)
Things that did not happen:
Cleo unwilling to forgive Martyn or consider being his friend and partner
Martyn and Cleo hating each other
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
#Listen. listen. I understand. but consider... them#Zombiewood#ZombieCleo#Martyn InTheLittleWood#Limited Life canon: Cleo making Martyn godfather to her kids#I 100% support everyone taking their own interpretations from the episodes-#but I often see ''Martyn and Cleo hate each other'' and I wonder ''Did we even watch the same thing?''#and with so many POVs that only see them from the outside perhaps we did not!! So consider... them. Let's rotate them <3#This post is about the sheer amount of 'Martyn dumps Cleo for Ren' fics tagged Martyn/Cleo vs. minimal affectionate fics. help??#also fics where Martyn/Mumbo was canon but Martyn claims he was never attracted to him- only Ren?? Fascinating.#sir can the whole plot be about that because hold up I feel like we should unpack your loveless marriage before you date Ren#I will 100% read a story about you charging into marriage with Mumbo and then going ''Uh I just made a big mistake.'' hilarious#I mean I'm not Ren but if my crush confessed he never loved his husband in the first place I feel like I'd have Questions#To each their own! And I for one greatly enjoy how much Martyn will chase Cleo without humbling himself. lol. idiot. get wrecked.#but just to be clear I am a huge fan of break-up 'fics and choosing to be with someone you want. ergo my interest in Grian/BigB#This post is about Martyn/Cleo and Grian/BigB being fandom rarepairs despite having canon interest in each other#which is 100% fine because everyone should write what they want but!! Come rotate them with me because they are so fun and silly#Grian the man who deliberately cuts comments about Grian/Scar and Martyn/Mumbo from his vids but pursues BigB?? hilarious#In-universe this man went from ''Romance? I do not see it'' to ''Actually I want the cute cookie man'' and took the leap??#Yes king tell me more about this journey of self-discovery. I am aspec-beam'ing you.#Anyway. Need more Martyn/Cleo in my life which is why I'm writing fics of that and other people write fics about what they like <3#but sometimes people don't like it when I pair Martyn and Cleo because ''They hate each other'' and I laugh sfdlkj
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