#but I’m not Clara Oswald mind ya

[aboutcustardcreams]

intrusive thoughts probably nobody asked for. I’m thinking of chopping my hair, which is absolutely insane cuz I always thought I’d never do that in my life. And yet… maybe it’s the heat, literally driving me nuts or maybe it’s the urge to do something crazy only to regret it later on.

*sigh*

WWTDD

[deanbrainrotwritings]

—  LINES OF YOUR HANDS

SUMMARY : dean tries being seductive in a Santa suit… and it works, surprisingly. 

PAIRING : dean winchester x fem!reader

CHARACTERS : none

WARNINGS/TAGS : explicit(18+), fluff, on the kitchen table, Santa suit kink, nude photography, breeding kink, jerking off, cum play

WORD COUNT : 2.3k

A/N : devil wears prada song title. @spnkinkevents : #12daysofspnkinkmas2023 — (Santa) suit kink and nude photography. this was cute to me, idk ‘bout y’all, like yeah, the sex, but Dean’s so cute in my imagination (and in the show). had clara oswald and danny pink in mind for this one, lmao XXX

“Merry Christmas, my love!” Dean exclaimed from the doorway of the kitchen. His girlfriend turned around, distractedly biting off the arm of a gingerbread man. 

“You could’ve at least picked something sexy,” she snorted, turning away from him to bite the other arm of her gingerbread man. Dean pouted and made his way to her unenthusiastically. 

“Well, guess what I’m wearing underneath,” he proposed excitedly with his hands on his hips. She didn’t turn around to look at him this time. 

“Uh… your Scooby-Doo boxers?” She asked, grinning at the space in front of her before taking a bite of a gingerbread cookie’s leg. She knew that would make Dean whine more. “One of the hundred of black t-shirts you own, and uh… those ‘send noods’ socks, my fave,” she continued with a dreamy laugh. Dean sputtered. 

“No,” he pouted adorably. She shrugged, mouth full, drinking warm coconut milk to help the cookie go down. Defeated, Dean’s frown deepened. “Nothing,” he whined, then stomped over to her, hoping she’d look at him. “Come on, admit it’s sexy,” he smiled cheekily, sitting on the table next to the small plate with crumbs and a gingerbread man that no longer had arms and legs. 

She sighed playfully and then leaned back, eyes trailing from the top of his cute head to the bottom of his hot legs. She checked him out once more, contemplating his appearance: she stared at his thighs, the tent in the red, fluffy trousers, the tightness of the suit on him, the little bit of skin showing at his neck, the floppy red and white hat on top of his head.

She tried to give him what he wanted, to see the sexiness in his costume. But… she couldn’t help it, she smiled brightly at him. He was too damn adorable. 

“Oh, come on!” He whined, then hastily undid the black belt around his waist, letting the coat fall open. She held her breath as she watched him, her eyes glued to his taut, hot body, and his warm, freckled skin. He bit his lip, and pulled his pants down to release his cock, and slowly started to jerk himself off. 

That did it for her. Her stomach flipped and her pussy clenched, warmth spread over her face, her stomach, her cunt. She released a shaky breath as a wave of dampness ruined her underwear almost instantly. 

Squeezing her thighs, she fumbled and checked her pockets for her phone to take a picture. Maybe a lot more than one. This was so hot and definitely worth being kept in the hidden photo album of explicit photos and videos of her and Dean. 

When he saw it in her hands, he stopped touching himself and reached for the phone, but she snatched it away before he could snatch it away.

“Hey!” He complained. He thought she was going to ignore him and scroll through her phone instead.

“Shut up,” she grunted, which made his mouth shut instantly, “I’m trying to eat my gingerbread man and you want to seduce me… now deal with the fact that it worked.”

“You’re torturing the little man,” he stared down at the gingerbread man with an exaggerated frown. “But, hey, I ain’t complainin’ if you wanna take a few videos of me right now,” he grinned, going right back at it. “Did ya name him?” He asked, running his thumb over the tip of his leaking cock. 

“Patrick,” she laughed softly, then stood up to find the perfect angle. It didn’t matter though, he looked good from all angles. She snapped a photo, kept tapping and tapping the red button to get as many as she could. Data storage be damned. 

“Want some more frosting on Patrick?” He jested, but she was actually contemplating his offer. He cursed softly and watched her with hooded eyes. 

She leaned down to collect the beads of precum at his tip with her tongue which made his body tense up, a loud moan erupting from his throat. She reached over and took a bite of her cookie, mixing the sweet and tangy flavour of her two favourite things. “Yummy,” she snickered, staring straight at Dean. 

“Fuck,” he whispered, licking his lips. 

“Maybe when you’ve got another load, you’re cumming inside me first.” She pushed her cup and the headless cookie to the far end of the table, close to the wall. “Fuck, actually… should I take a picture of you cumming on your hand first?” She stopped in the middle of lifting her shirt up, staring at him as he slowed the pace of his movements to stop his orgasm. 

“No, later,” he decided for her, “please, get up here and ride me.” He begged, then shifted on the table to lie on his back, aware of the plate and cup she pushed against the wall when he placed the Santa hat with them. She snickered and lifted the top over her head. She wore no bra this morning and the sight of her  breasts made him moan softly. 

“Comfortable?” She asked, kicking her slippers off and then slid her leggings and underwear down in one swift pull. 

“Just get up here,” he told her impatiently, reaching down to tug at his balls instead of jerking himself off. She laughed again and did as he asked. She climbed up the chair, made her way onto the table, and then sat on his lap, taking his hard cock in her hand. 

“How are you making this work?” She teased, biting her lip, slowly stroking from base to tip. He instantly grabbed her hips, his red lips parted to release quick breaths as he brought her forward over his erect cock.

He shrugged, biting his lip and smiling cutely. “Please,” he begged again, urging her to take him. She playfully, teased her entrance with the tip of his cock, and stared down at him mischievously.

“Sam’s gonna get mad that we fucked on the table.” He knew she was stalling on purpose, getting him riled up. Her intentions were clearer when she reached for her phone again, and took a couple photos of his cock in her hand. 

She stopped stroking his cock to focus on taking more photos. It frustrated him and he groaned, reaching between her legs. While she treated him like a sex model, leaning back in his lap to capture him at the best angle with her phone, he separated her folds and brushed his thumb against her clit. 

His cock twitched when he brought two of his fingers to her entrance and an insane amount of slick met his fingertips. “Wow, it’s really workin’,” he chuckled, smiling up at her smugly. She rolled her eyes, lips parting when he pushed two fingers into her, meeting no resistance. “Please tell me you’re done, I wanna be inside you and feel all of this… wrapped around my dick,” he mumbled, pushing a third finger into her, then spread them apart inside her. 

“Oh… fuck, Dean!” She moaned in surprise. Her phone tumbled out of her hand and rattled on the floor, but it didn’t break. She slammed both hands on his chest as her thighs shook on either side of his body as his fingers curled against the front of her walls. 

“It’s Santa now,” he teased, pulling his soaked fingers out of her fluttering pussy to wrap it around his cock. She barely composed herself when he bucked his hips upwards, thrusting his cock into her swiftly. 

She cried out again and buried her face into his neck, making a tight fist with both hands clenching around the red and white Santa jacket he wore. She moaned softly when he rolled his hips gently, soothing the amazing stretch of her cunt around him. 

“Shit.. that was way too easy, babe,” he gasped, giving her ass a gentle swat. “You okay?” He murmured, kissing her temple. She nodded, her pussy fluttering needily around his cock. “Well…” he paused for a moment, reaching up to move her hair to one side, then lifted her mouth up to his. “What do you want for Christmas, sweetheart?” He mumbled against her lips, giving her a few loving pecks. 

She kissed him lewdly, licking across his sugary lips and into his minty mouth with a hum. With a smirk, she replied, “a baby.” 

His grip on her hair tightened and his cock twitched inside her. He pulled her off him with a sharp tug of her hair and stared at her face, stunned and aroused. “Don’t ask for something if you’re not serious about it…” he murmured, planting his black-leather-boot clad feet on the table.

“Who said I wasn’t serious?” She asked, placing her arm beside his head and laying her palm flat over his toned stomach. 

“That shit-eating grin on your fuckable face.” Before she could get out a reply, Dean began to piston his hips up into her, clasping both hands on her hips roughly to keep her from moving. 

With a surprised moan she pressed her forehead into her arm and wrapped her hand around one of Dean’s wrists, above his watch. 

She panted heavily into his ear, occasionally moaning encouragements that made him fuck her harder. Her clit slapped delightfully against his pelvis with each thrust and upward grind. He focused on chasing her pleasure more than his own, angling her hips so he could press his cock into the front of her pussy, brushing repeatedly over her sweet spots. 

“You want a baby?” He asked breathlessly, cock throbbing inside her velvety walls. He could feel her getting as close to her orgasm as he was, and continued to grind up against her after every thrust to stimulate her clit. “I’ll give you a baby,” he growled, latching his lips to her pulse. 

With a sharp thrust and a hard bite, he came inside her with a grunt of her name against her neck. Hot cum pooled inside her and triggered her own orgasm. With a shuddering moan of Dean’s name, she took Dean's face lovingly into her hands and kissed him as he helped her ride out her orgasm. 

Her kiss-swollen lips moved across his jaw, down his flushed neck and chest as they attempted to catch their breaths. Dean pulled her closer, his warm hands squeezing his favourite parts of her body that he could reach. Barely having caught their breaths, he mumbled, “I believe you need to let me eat your cookie now that I’ve delivered your gift. Santa’s gotta get a reward,” against her flushed cheek.

She moved away from his mouth and lifted a brow at the playful grin he gave her. “Do not call my vagina a cookie ever again,” she giggled, pushing up off his chest. Except he pulled her back down with his fingers around the back of her neck to peck her lips, once, then twice.

“Babe, please, I’m trying to be in the Christmas spirit,” he reasoned playfully with a nod, dimples on display with his puckered lips. He slid his hands down the curve of her back and stopped just shy of her ass, calloused hands caressing her soft skin.

She eyed him suspiciously and then dropped a lingering kiss on his forehead for cuteness. “Okay, I’ll let it slide… this time,” she smiled, then dropped doting kisses over his cheeks and nose. 

“Right, but you have no problem with me referring to myself as Santa, hmm?” He muttered, feigning disappointment. Mischievously, she stopped her kisses before she could get to his mouth, hovering over his lips after kissing the corner of his mouth. 

She pulled away as he waited for her kiss with a very subtle pucker of his lips and then, he had the audacity to pout again. “Be happy that I fucked you in this ridiculous costume at all,” she frowned, but her bright and amused eyes betrayed her serious face. 

“This costume is not ridiculous, okay? You’re ridiculous…” he scoffed, moving his hands away from her hips to cross them over his chest defensively.

She bit back a smile and slid off his soft dick, which made him reach out for her to return with his lips parted to ask her to come back. Instead, she took his hands to balance herself as she climbed off the table and took her phone off the floor, his cum already starting to dribble out of her pussy.

She squeezed her legs together as she unlocked her cellphone to study the photos she took of Dean. “I’m gonna get these framed… or.. I’m making my own porn magazine with photos of you naked.. yeah, that’s a great idea,” she spoke to herself thoughtfully. 

Dean blindly grabbed for the Santa hat, lifted his pants up, and slid off the table to wrap his arms around his naked girlfriend. He put the hat back on and dropped his chin on her shoulder to gaze at her phone.  

“Only if you do the same for me,” he proposed bashfully, then slowly started moving his hands down between her legs. She smiled and parted her legs for him, but she didn’t expect him to send a slap over her sensitive clit.

He must have expected her reaction because he released her immediately and backed away when she jumped with a shout and turned to face him swiftly. She glared at him and walked towards him until the metal counter hit his back. 

He licked his lip, trying to lean casually against the counter with his green eyes shining bright like shiny ornaments on a Christmas tree. He swallowed excitedly and smiled at her flirtatiously—that stupid smile he gave women when he tried picking them up or to get information out of them. 

“I’m tying you up with the Christmas lights for that,” she threatened seductively, pressing herself up against his taut body. He bit his lip and carefully moved his hands to her ass to keep her close, then squeezed. 

“Really?” 

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[chipsandcoffee]

Hi chips! I just wanted to share this article about how the events of Hell Bent ultimately affected the course of the entire series. This theory isn't new to the whouffaldi community ofc (that the Master easily took Gallifrey bc it was left vulnerable bc of 12's plan for Clara) but it just feels so validating that it was posted on another website (they even say that "the story was largely resolved with Clara and the Twelfth Doctor being the Hybrid" towards the end!). What are your thoughts about it? 😁

https://screenrant.com/doctor-who-capaldi-12-master-gallifrey-destroyed-theory/

Hi @the-bi-fangirl-biatch! Thanks for the ask! Very interesting article, and well- argued. I (not surprisingly) have several thoughts!

The main theory here that Twelve left Gallifrey in disarray and thus vulnerable is a solid point, although I think it could be a bit of a leap to say that that political instability is connected with the Master's ability to carry out the destruction of Gallifrey - we don't know the circumstances of the Master's brutal plan, but I suspect if the Master is determined to destroy something, he's perfectly capable of doing it no matter who's running Gallifrey. But I'll agree that Gallifrey's condition might have made the Master's job a bit easier.

Either way, I'd say Twelve definitely acted in an irresponsible manner by showing up on Gallifrey and being all "I'm here to turf out your President and High Council and become your new President! Okay, got my girl, see ya!" And that fits in with how Twelve is acting throughout Hell Bent - rash, obsessive, slightly unhinged. No doubt four and a half billion years in his confession dial contributed to Twelve's state of mind, but I'd argue (as I'm sure most of my fellow Whouffaldians would) that it's Clara's "death" and his desperation to undo it that affects Twelve's state of mind the most. I mean, he was ready to go to war the second he arrived in his confession dial - all for Clara, and all because he loved her so profoundly.

Twelve only goes back to being the Doctor we know and love when he's on the stolen TARDIS and says "Oh Clara Oswald, what am I doing?" Because of course in the end it's Clara that brings him back to himself when no one and nothing else could.

I agree that it's interesting that the article just states flat-out that Twelve & Clara were the hybrid - I think that's the conclusion we're most likely meant to draw from Hell Bent, though I personally don't think it's quite as definitive as that. I've honestly never liked the whole Whouffaldi-as-hybrid concept personally, particularly when it's presented as the main reason Twelve & Clara had to part. The idea that my OTP couldn't be together because of some random Time Lord legend that may or may not apply to them is weak story-telling for me. I think we're given stronger reasoning in the episode when Twelve says "Look how far I went for fear of losing you" - their parting was necessitated not by obscure legend, but by the real feelings they had for one another: a love so deep and powerful that it posed a danger to the universe.

[idreamtofmanderleyagain]

Ace-spectrum discussion to follow. If you aren’t ace it’s ok if you want to discuss, just keep in mind where this convo is coming from.

This is basically just a stream of conciousness post about something that has been in the back of my mind. Interested to see how other aro/aces/demis/greys feel.

Sometimes posts go around saying something along the lines of this:

“Platonic/familial love is just as deep and important as romantic love, it’s frustrating that allo people put so much intense emphasis on romantic relaitonships, and I wish as an aro/ace person that people would stop trying to force everything to be romantic and shippy just because the characters care about each other!!!”

In a recent one, responders said things along the lines of “yeah I wish people stopped arguing that characters who are deeply devoted to each other is automatically romantic evidence in canon,” etc.

I’ve kind of always had a wierd relationship with this issue because I’m demi, I LOVE romantic storytelling, and several of the fictional romantic relationships that I’ve clocked as romantic are things that allosexual people have tried to argue are an should always only be Purely Platonic (tm) or any other kind of dynamic but romantic, usually with some particular bias or agenda behind why they would argue that.

And when I say argue, I mean sometimes shame other people for shipping or even “deluding themselves” into seeing canonic subtext.

Just as a fairly well-known example, I’ve always viewed Clara Oswald an the Twelfth Doctor as a romantic relationship, which is romantic within the canonical subtext but a surface “friendship” in the sense that they were hiding their feelings for the entirety of the on screen relationship. And when I emphasize canonical, I mean it. I believe they were canonically in romantic love and I think this was a very obvious aspect of the subtext. I believe that this bothered some people because there was a visible age difference, some people hated Clara, an for others this directly interfered with their ship preferences in canon, among other things. But I still believe it was there.

Now, if you’re ace and you feel represented by that relationship, there’s nothing wrong with personally viewing it at platonic. I think it has a lot of room in it to be many things for different people.

That said, a big part of the problem seemed to be personal bias combined with the fact that the romantic angle was handled with more subtlety. There wasn’t obvious sexualized antics (like with River) or YA-level romantic flirting and tropes (like with Rose). The relationship was much more focused on a deeper, complex and intense emotional connection. Like what appeals to me as a demisexual. And in fact I view the Doctor as a demisexual personally, which really is part of why the way their relationship played out on screen made so much sense to me as a romantic connection. This was what it looked like for a demisexual in love.

So all of that said, I’ve often felt underrepresented both by this particular conversation sometimes, and allosexuals forcing every romantic relationship to look one particular way, i.e. heavy sexual tension, flirting, kissing, literal dating, etc. from the point of the characters meeting.

Like, I’ve heard allo people force “why does it have to be romantic,” or “just because you thought they were gonna get together in the end doesn’t make it canon lol” or “intense emotions/devotion isn’t proof of romantic feelings!!!” frameworks onto the things that I’ve gotten invested in, or even interjected over the meta that I and others have generated for those things. So those phrases automatically kind of frustrate me, because while from aro/ace people I can understand feeling frustrated for their own reasons, those are often the same phrases used to shut me down, basically.

Furthermore, A lot of the characters who’ve I’ve found appealing in a “I’d like to see them in a romance” context are characters that a lot of allo people don’t view in a sexual/romantic context at all. Which is not a problem per se, but it’s an aspect of my experience as a demi person in fandom.

I want to make it clear that I don’t think aro/ace people are responsible for this problem. I think this is primarily allo people co-opting certain phrases to justify themselves for reasons that have nothing to do with aro/acre rep.

That said, I there’s something about these conversations that always makes me feel a little left out, or even erased. As a demisexual, my romantic/sexual feelings manifest from friendships and emotional connection on a platonic level. So sometimes intense onscreen friendships or other emotional connections are potential for romantic experiences in fiction that represent my own experience the most out of everything, and a lot of people (particularly allos) seem to get negative, mocking, or even hostile when I and others in my ship groups frame those relationships as romantic.

I’ve never connected this to my demi experience before this moment, because so many of my favorite ships have other aspects that people plant their flag in for argumentative justification. I like a lot of villain/heroine for example. But this framework is something that pops up a lot, and contributes to that feeling of un-acceptance and negativity from a whole different angle. And it’s making me aware that maybe my negative experiences shipping in fandom are connected to the demi experience in a very sublte way.

I don’t think my experience is any worse than somebody further on the other side of the aro/ace spectrum of course, it’s just something I’ve been feeling about this conversation that I haven’t known how to voice.

It’s wierd, because it’s the small stuff like this that makes me feel less connected as part of the aro/ace community, and it’s kind of why I don’t know where I even belong.

[gothamstreetcat]

If you have time and want to, I’d love to see what you’d say are your creations to come from the Unofficial Batcat Fam. So, basically, ✨ + Itzel, Kayleigh, you, and Sophie’s stuff. (People changed their URLs and I’m on mobile so I’m not typing them out in fear of messing up the URLs. YOU’RE AMAZING AND CRAZY TALENTED AND SO KIND AND I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST DAYS AHEAD!)

girl don’t ask me why it took me so long to respond... i’ve been feeling nostalgic and i miss you guys a bunch. i love you all so much and i think each of you is extremely talented. i’m very blessed to be part of our little batfam

Itzel ✨ @brvceselina

desrest itzel, (i scrolled through all your edits by the way) as much as i’d like to scream again over this edit, i’d like to bring particular attention to your let selina kyle be this happy challenge (petition to make this my new header? I think so) and your because you matter to me edit. first off, i really admire how naturally stunning your gifs always look and i think it’s a real shame i feel you don’t get the credit you deserve. i mean really, your gifs look very natural and yet in so many of them selina is truly glowing. i also really admire all the fonts you use because they are really delicate looking and pretty. i wish i looked as gorgeous and happy as selina in your ‘be happy challenge’ but also i really want that sweater. maybe in black, though? the blue is so striking against selina’s smile and cheeks! i just love her. for your ‘because you matter to me’ edit i really love the quote you choose. it tears be apart because selina really does deserve those things and by god bruce is probably the only person to hold her without selfishness. i could stare at this gifset for hours and i think you really can see the relief in selina’s face and you captured it so well. this set is just so perfect in every way because bruce is all these things and more. catch me writing a fic, i dare ya.

Kayleigh ��� @marthaskane

girl, you know i think the internet is beyond blessed to have your unique sense of style. i really like both your heroes vs villains sets. your torchwood set is to die for. this selina set is so freaking fierce you could cut the competition with that blue coloring it is gorgeous. it’s really so very hard to pick one but i think i really wanna highlight your batparents x batcat set for a minute. I think i could actually scream about this for hours if i had my mead on straight. can i just say, you mind? you really are perfect for putting this together and consistency aside, i just love it. pennyworth had to have know what they were doing to us giving us the parallel between thomas and martha--and golly there are a lot. it makes you wonder if in some small way, bruce and selina are to suffer the same fate as them. i mean, it’s gotta be some kind of fate that they’ve both been in that same position over the one they love (although, as i’m writing this stupidly i realize that i’m sure thomas getting shot is somehow to be a reflection of his and martha’s murder--but still. but, could you imagine martha being with him at the hospital and them having to pretend to be married--bickering when the doctor walks in and says they seem like an old married couple and martha is like haha, unless... i wish there was more i could say but i really think this set speaks for itself. p.s i have a lot of your old sets in my drafts so hopefully they get some good tags along the way ;) 

Sophie 💕 @clara-oswin-oswald 

sophie, you know i think all your doctor who edits are top. fucking. tier. but if i had to pick  a favorite i think it would be this purple one (it is really just so pretty). i also really love the coloring you did for this edit (it might just be my fav)--like, if i could be green with envy, that’s exactly the shade of green i’d like to be. really in love with your coloring on this set and this set. of course, your dc edits are also awesome and even if purple is not your color you really use it well! this was such a lovely color pallete as well. yeah, i miss your gifs and i just think you’re super talented 

Emily ♥️ @apple-grass-and-smiles​

you didn’t think i’d skip you did i? first off, big shout out to your fic a death by a thousands cuts would be easier because you mentioned everyone in our little batfam, so it deserves an honorable mention. also, feels like i’ve been listening to this song a lot lately so... however, the fic that really does it for me has to be shiny toy with a price. maybe i cheated a little by just looking at my tags for this one, but it really helps me know what i wanna say--AND WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS how perfect this fanfic is. I can’t help myself, can i just copy my tags here because--

#I love all the little details you have poured in the beginning talking about the flat/snacks#detail is literally what I live for #My FAVorite bit what when you described Bruce needing to realize he'd totally go off a cliff just because Selina was doing it too #which is such a good line (and I'd totally steal it if I could) simply because you talked about how Bruce needs rules and guidlines #based off of how he grew up #But Selina somehow causes him to be a little wild which he loves #he would fucking follow her anywhere and not question why #not only that. but going into your entire labeling conversation #I really think it digs deep down somewhere where Bruce only wants to show his love for Selina and Share her in some way with the world #he loves her and he's not ashamed to be with or around her on every level #and yes that scares the absolute shit out of her because no one has ever loved or seen her like Bruce #and it's funny because I think the two of them will always have this crazy idea of I'm not good enough #And I really respect Selina's 'why can't we just be us?' line because it's my favorite #also I LOVED the little details of Bruce betting Alfred's and Selina betting things Bruce has in his room #because he probably doesn't even know #and it's like. they spend christmas together and Selina panics and wraps whatever Bruce has in his room #and he opens the freaking box so happy and grateful not even realizing his father bought it for him years ago #and I love how he put her legs back over him #and how he didn't want to keep her a secret #and the 'I could be bleeding' line is so ironic considering she was bleeding right in front of him and he was the First to know #with her blood running wet and hot between his fingers but all that and it really shook him when Selina did what she did #Emily you are so talented and I hope you continue to write

so yeah... that’s my lazy contribution. but also, i wanna add how i’ve always loved that despite bruce and selina feeling like neither is good enough for the other, they are not ashamed to be together. or seen together. and i feel like it’s obvious how hard it is for bruce to fit in yet, with selina it feels like he doesn’t have to try to fit in or be someone he’s not. and i saw somewhere today how selina was telling bruce if he didn’t give her the knife “barbara would never see her as an equal” yet, with bruce she already is an equal, and she always was. 

i think i should stop myself because i really don’t want to go overboard or bother anyone or hurt their feelings. i kinda wanna skip me but if i really have a fav we all know it’s my batcat x lover well... maybe my daytime edit too and love letter

[isagrimorie]

For New Who fans coming back this series something to help for writing Thirteen re: Gallifrey.

Since 'The Day of the Doctor' the Doctor's actually been back to Gallifrey already as Twelve, and it wasn't a pleasant trip back. As Ten was shockingly made to remember, the High Council of Time Lords are dicks.

The Doctor romanticized his people but in reality, Time Lords are dicks.

Samples of Time Lord dickery (that I know of):

- The Second Doctor asked for the Time Lords help during the epic story finale: 'Wargames', and in exchange for helping a bunch of people back to their proper timelines the Time Lords put Two on trial, mind wiped his Companions, Jaime and Zoe. And then essentially put Two to death by forcing him to regenerate into Three

- Exiled Three on Earth for years and erasing his knowledge about operating the TARDIS, then use him as an agent whenever they please.

- I know they also did a whole lot of dickery to Four and Five but I'm not as familiar, Classic Who fans please provide examples.

- Put Six on a sham Trial which ended up in getting Peri killed (she got better but still), prompting Six to call them: the most corrupt and degenerate civilization in the Universe.

- As Eight the Time Lords gained the reputation as being as brutal and war like as the Daleks.

- In the Tenth Doctor's time Ten revealed all the dangerous weapons the Time Lords used in the name of winning. And then Rassilon reborn with the High Council brought Gallifrey to the future to destroy all of reality.

- As thanks for saving Gallifrey during the Time War and then standing guard protecting them in Trenzalore for 900 years, the Time Lords enacted a plan that resulted in Clara Oswald's death and then imprisoning the Twelfth Doctor in a bespoke personal hell for four and a half billion years.

At which point, the Doctor snapped, said FUCK THIS NOISE, and kicked out all the high council members and then broke the rule of time to save Clara's life.

So really when and/if the Doctor will meet the Time Lords again, it might be mutual animosity on both sides and Thirteen thumbing her nose at them and say:

(gif by @julielilac from here)

"SEE YA!"

The Doctor loves the planet and the regular Gallifreyans, High Council of Time Lords? Can honestly fall off a blackhole and she'll bring popcorn to watch.

/Edited to add gif (also hoping @julielilac can return!)

[lee-face]

get to know me meme 

thanks @bellamyslaugh for tagging me it was a really nice surprise haha (and i’m sorry this took me so long D:)

Rules: tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know better 

Nickname: friends call me isabella because it’s my middle name (which turns into izza, or bella when they’re drunk)

Zodiac sign: sagittarius 

Height: eh 160 cm idk what that is in feet…………but i’m smol

Last thing you googled:  the lyrics to way down we go by kaleo

Favourite music artist: ahh this always changes.. but right now jacob banks owns my ass

Song stuck in my head: none until this meme which made me think about certain songs and now way down we go by kaleo is stuck in my head (hence the google search). luckily I like that song a lot haha

Last Movie you watched: john wick 2

What are you wearing right now: black pants and a striped crop top (and big, fuzzy socks) 

Why did you choose your URL: lmao i had the biggest crush on the actor lee pace for a while and i thought that by replacing the p with an f i was being hilarious (i have recently come to the realization that i was not) …. and now i feel like its too late to change it haha

Do you have any other blogs: ye i have an aesthetic blog which i never use and an art blog which i also never use

What did your last relationship teach you: that i shouldn’t compromise and ya know hide who i am for someone… basically just to be with someone who actually likes me lol. and also don’t date assholes 

Religious or spiritual: neither, but i’m pretty open minded

Favorite color: deep blue

Average hours of sleep: 6-7 

Lucky Number: 7

Favorite Characters: bellamy blake, lada dracul, floki, clarke griffin, clara oswald, jane villanueva, raven reyes, sakura haruno, sherlock holmes, luna, bellamy blake, tony stark, kakashi hatake, bellamy blake

How many blankets do you sleep with: 1 

Dream Job: graphic novelist! or if someone would just give me money for taking nice long walks in the woods that’d be fine too 

i have no idea who to tag and i’m sorry if i tag someone who’s already been tagged:

tagging @bl-ake @wellsjahasghost @wellamyblake @stardust-blake @bellhound @rashaka @indygoh @broodybellamys .. and all of my mutuals bc i want to get to know u all better :)

[theladyjojogrant]

Twelfth Doctor Rewatch: Death in Heaven

The end of a season, the beginning of STUPID LIARS LYING TO EACH OTHER. 

Catch up on the rewatch!

Clara is amazing at acting as the Doctor, and Jenna is amazing acting as Clara acting as the Doctor. Basically just great acting. 

Every track from this episode that has “Missy” in the title is incredible and I love them all. 

Okay I honestly entirely forgot about UNIT so YAY!!! Kate and Osgood!!! 

Kate is so much like her dad, like is bantering with/insulting the Doctor just a genetic trait that gets passed down through the line of Lethbridge-Stewarts? Without even a thought she comes back with, “Might want to do your roots.” I can’t. 

Missy: “91. Queen of evil.”

I want to know if Missy knows that Kate is the Brig’s daughter. I feel like she should be getting so much more satisfaction out of this. 

Oh UNIT. Oh, UNIT. I love how they’re still just as stupid as they always were (even though I love Kate and Osgood). 

KATE’S SHOES! 

Kate: “Clara Oswald? Your assistant?” Doctor: “My friend.” Me, crying: “Bye” 

When the Doctor puts ALL the sugar in his tea. Really, not surprising. 

“Vote for an idiot.” “If you say so, Mr. President” honestly how did they do this without telling him. 

Clara knows literally everything about the Doctor and she also apparently knows his name???? How??? Where is the story behind this??? 

YAS CYBERMAN DANNY TO THE RESCUE 

I hate/love Missy so much, that’s how you know she’s good at playing the Master. 

Now I will forever wonder WHICH OSGOOD IS THIS

Clara have you seen no movies ever just run away from this creepy graveyard and the Cybermen pls. 

Missy and her singing!! "Hey missy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey missy"

Honestly way to go Osgood for not totally freaking out when Missy said she was going to kill her. You go girl. 

Missy: "Oh my giddy aunt!" 

The Brig always wanted the Doctor to salute him I can't. 

The Doctor's face when he finds Osgood's glasses. The eyebrows. I need a screencap.

When Clara found Cyberman Danny she basically said, "Hi Danny, I love the Doctor way more than you" 

The Cybermen showing up in the window of the plane still cracks me up, I love all the memes that came from that. 

Okay but Missy’s literally been across his entire timeline looking for someone who the Doctor would go to Hell for, and she chose Clara. If that doesn’t tell you how much the Doctor cares about Clara, I don’t know what does. 

And GUYS Missy totally has to know about the Hybrid thing and I feel like she kept Clara and the Doctor together for that reason too. This whole reveal with Missy being the woman in the shop and the person who kept Clara and the Doctor together was so incredible. It’s been a mystery for a season and a half but nobody ever guessed that it would be the Master. 

I just think it's so sad that Danny was a normal dude that got caught in the crossfire between Missy and the Doctor. He was just a normal guy doing his best. 

Okay yeah this episode upset me so much the first time I watched it because Danny was already dead, then Osgood died, and then it looked like Kate died and I was really mad. 

"Permission to SQUEEE" what a classic reaction gif. 

This time the Doctor’s helping Clara when she asks, not leaving her to make her own decision like in Kill the Moon. 

Yikes, this whole thing with Danny calling the Doctor out is so intense. Because he is right about the Doctor, in a way, but I don’t think Danny ever completely understood the Doctor, just like the Doctor never fully understood Danny. 

The Doctor holding onto Clara as she holds onto Cyber!Danny!!!!

Missy going Mary Poppins style I'm dead she's so extra. 

This is such a Master thing to do though. This whole elaborate plot was literally just to prove a point. She wants the Doctor back. :( 

The Doctor is finally figuring out who he is! And, surprisingly enough, Missy made him realise it. Well, Missy and Danny, ironically the two people the Doctor has disliked the most in this season. I think it finally hits home for him what Clara said from the beginning: that the Doctor trying to be a good man is what counts. He’s not a hero, he’s not the ruler of the universe, he’s just someone who wants to do good. 

The TRACK that plays when the Doctor’s explaining who he is it’s just so epic it gives me chills! The name of it is also kind of a play on words because there was a track during Eleven’s era called “The Majestic Tale (Of A Madman In A Box)” with the “I Am The Doctor” theme. Now as Twelve calls himself an idiot, the track is “The Majestic Tale (Of An Idiot With A Box)” with Twelve’s theme and I absolutely love that Murray Gold did that. 

LOVE IS A PROMISE YAAAAAAAS

Missy's face in the background when Danny starts his speech oh my gosh it’s hilarious. 

The Doctor is going to kill his best friend to stop Clara from killing her. Guys. He loves Clara so much. 

OMG LOL THE BRIG GOT TO KILL THE MASTER WHAT HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO HAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAS 

Thank you Moffat for the Brig cameo. It’s beautiful and perfect and I will always be grateful. 

When the Doctor says "Thank you" to the Brig he's saying thank you for everything, not just that. Wow this is so much more painful now that I’ve watched the Three era of Classic Who. 

Ugh why does this have to be soooooo sad. Like Danny, I know you’re selfless, but just come back dude. Poor Clara. Also I want a fic about Clara's journey to bring the kid home. 

I don’t think she’s still wearing the bracelet in Last Christmas? I bet after this it started reminding her of the Doctor too and it was too much. 

The Doctor’s ready to let her go so much so that he'll be alone I hate all of this why. He’s hurting but he doesn’t want to drag her into his depression. YOU IDIOT. 

The flashback of the Doctor not finding Gallifrey is just so upsetting. I don’t know if we’ve ever seen the Doctor this upset before. I mean, at this point, he’s lost everything. Missy is dead. Gallfrey is still lost. Clara is going to stay on Earth with Danny. He has nothing left. 

They are both willing to make their lives miserable so the other can be happy this is too much I just can't. 

The hug. My heart. <3 

Clara’s lips are quivering when she hugs him just wanted to point that out, she’s totally about to cry. 

They made each other feel special bye.

Parallel to the end of Deep Breath when they were walking together and now Clara is walking alone WHY?!?!

I forgot about the thing during the credits with Santa XD THE DOCTOR’S EYEBROW