#but I wish I was that creative

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I just want to keep my job even though I don't know how to make memes. Buy our coffee. We've got holiday gifts for the coffee lover in your life.

Awesome Coffee is different because 1. we source our beans directly from small farmers collectives, 2. it's better and fresher than grocery store coffee, and 3. ALL of our profit goes to fight maternal and child mortality in impoverished communities, whereas almost all other coffee makes rich people richer, which is the dumbest thing that can be done with coffee (or other forms of wealth).

[askinsufferableprick]

@mspaintjade

[snakeoid]

body hcs? height hcs? idk i just wanted to draw the main bg3 companions how i think of them (cropped tav/appindex under cut)

[shy-raccoon]

The damsel in distress slowly starts getting more and more unstable from the unaddressed trauma of being frequently kidnapped. One day they completely snap and the villains start being found mysteriously murdered with increasing brutality.

[manicpixiedreamcrowley]

my pitch for good omens 3: crowley has a bitchy new neighbor who yells at him for blasting somebody to love on loop and constantly gives him a hard time about looking like a wreck after the divorce. and she’s played by catherine tate

[ashleys-doodle-corner]

Act 3 (But why did they look so...?)

We finally got to the comic that actually made me think about this AU in the first place. After I was mulling around the idea of Loop looking like Siffrin the whole time, I realised that the conversation of "who or what do you think I am?" doesn't apply anymore. But you know what would?

The question of why Loop is even here in the first place. Because while it's nice to have another you around to help you out of the loops, isn't it weird that they're even here? Who sent them?

... and what was with their response?

[kurara-black-blog]

Damn, Light legit thought people would find it ok to set up an explosive trap in your drawer just cuz you didn't want people reading your diary—

[windydrawallday]

Rule the World

It's my own design It's my own remorse Help me to decide Help me make the most of Freedom and of pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A gift horse for @piosplayhouse

[sorryiliketoscreenshot]

[jackwhiteprophetic]

New reaction image just dropped

[the-modern-typewriter]

The sands devoured the landscape in every direction, a gaping yawn of yellows and reds. The protagonist's throat scorched dry. The last drops of their water bottle had been drained two hours ago.

They staggered another step forward on the dunes, squeezing their eyes shut against the breeze that somehow did nothing to alleviate the heat. They raised a hand to shield their face.

When they opened their eyes again, the antagonist stood in front of them. They looked as cool as ever, untouched by blistering day or the surprisingly freezing night.

"How is your great escape going?" the antagonist asked. They flicked their fingers, magic summoning a sweet pool of water into the inviting cup of their palm. "Are you ready to come home yet, darling?"

Option A: The protagonist shoved past the mirage, for it had to be a mirage, in silence. "I'm not your darling," they snapped, all the same. And they knew they could never go home again.

Option B: The protagonist's gaze dropped, despite their best efforts, to the tantalizing promise of water. It was all they could do not to drop to their knees there and then. The antagonist's smile shimmered across their face, glinting in their eyes. You can have it," the antagonist said. "If you ask nicely."

Option C: The protagonist's hands shot up, drawing up a protective ward. Their heart hammered. It was impossible that the antagonist was standing there, wasn't it? The citadel was barely in sight anymore. "Oh," the antagonist clicked their tongue. "That badly, huh? Poor thing."

Option D: "How are your desperate attempts to find me going?" the protagonist returned. "Ain't nothing but sand to see." "If you come back now, I won't be angry." The protagonist snorted. "I've got my own anger to contend with, after what you did. What do I care about yours?"

Option E: "Do you really think?" The antagonist stepped closer, holding their watery hand up to the protagonist's lips. "That distance alone would be enough to shatter the connection between us? This is silly. You know I don't like to see you suffer." The protagonist let the antagonist feed them a drop of water. A moment of weakness, perhaps. Or maybe just the familiarity of them, of the bond rattling in their chest. The thirst and the hunger. "Then close your eyes, love," they replied. "Look away and you won't have to."

[grayisblogging]

‘gotham gazette’ newspaper promo for ‘the penguin’ hints at harvey dent addition to the universe— “is our legal system dented beyond repair?” + riddler crumbs :>

[lyra664]

Day 6: Alternate Universe.

Here is my version of Life Swap Au/Personality Change Au. I tried using the normal FOP art style, I think I'm getting better at it. I thought about a few things in this Audio, so here's a little information below.

Prev: Day 5 > Day 7

Devin "Dev" Dimmadome (No Development here)

Avarage kid that nobody understands.

Have difficulty making friends.

He has a cheerful, talkative and somewhat stubborn personality.

Dale was never kidnapped by Vicky, so he's a decent father, but he's quite in debt (The Dimmadomes are bankrupt here) so he doesn't spend much time at home.

Has Peri as Fairly godparent.

Hazel is literally his first friend (Even though she always denies his friendship).

He wants to be a comedian. (I know it's random, but I thought it would fit.)

Hazel Antoinette Wells .

School ice queen.

Never smiles or laughs.

Her parents are quite strict with her, especially her father, whose job is to discover the existence of fairies and other magical beings.

Galax Institute Spy (yeah they are the best guys here) She befriended Dev to spy on him, due to him having a fairy.

But over time, she came to appreciate his friendship.

She later ends up gaining Cosmo and Wanda as her Fairy Godparents.

[rocketbirdie]

chocobo breeds based off of real life chicken varieties :>