#but I wish I was

[praxeus-13]

Paloma Faith just picking Jodie up I wish that was me

[mike-wheeler-hater]

Guys I’m a professional lip reader and I’m like 100% sure that Mike is saying

“Byler endgame”

[dreadfutures]

I really want to do this one Solavellan art piece before Friday but this excruciating back pain has not been for it 😭

making progress on comms as a priority but by the time I feel like I have time for my own art I hurt too much

[spider-stark]

everytime i sit down and think to myself “oh, i have some time to write!!” i remember that i have aNOTHER GODDAMN ESSAY TO FINISH

im gonna drop out and become a full time fan fiction author

[tubborucho]

This is so sad to listen to. So sorry Tubnet didn’t get traction it deserved.

[believeinavocado]

I just realised something. I know this very much may not happen, but IF I ever write a book and release it (which I’ve always dreamed of doing) it will probably be around the year 2030 because I have to finish school and grow up and actually write a book that is good enough to release, and if my book is about some teenager, that means they will have to be born like 2015. Like EXCUSE ME? 2015 was like five years ago? And that also means I won’t be able to write about someone who grew up listening to Taylor’s early albums, because they weren’t even born then! I can’t imagine reading a book about a teenager born after 2010 (and I’m not like a 30 year old person, I’m just used to reading about people who are like at least three years older than me).

[eggo-witch]

How do you get past a deeply ingrained taught sense of shame and fear. I'm tired and I want to understand how to make fanart

[blatantlyhidden]

going to the rage room, y'all want anything?

[swashbucklery]

Oh noooooo Netflix Shadow and Bone is a lot of things but qualified to tackle jurda parem absolutely not

[sisavefile]

Have always always been someone who wants to keep a diary but have never ever been able to stick with one (or get over the cringe feeling of doing it). Such is my burden

[itsyourstarboy]

Crying for no reason other than to feel something

[morgrug]

So I've been thinking about religions and I came to the conclusion that I want my god to be Prometheus. Not that I believe the Greek mythology to be true (or untrue, how would I know), but if there was a god, my creator, I would want them to be like Prometheus.

Otherwise it would make me just sad, you know. All those religions that tell you that the god is almighty. It sucks. If an almighty entity created this shitty world to trap us in, we're fucked. What can we do about it? Nothing.

But if our creator is just a dude trying (and often failing) to do something nice for us, it gives a little more hope. I can at least hope that the god is good if I reject that they're almighty. Maybe my Prometheus will succeed at making me happy one day. But even if they don't, at least they'll keep trying. And believing in it seems nice.

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[queenoftheantz]

Here are my Dungeon meshi stickers! I basically thought "hey. lots of people will have cute food themed stickers. And that good and well, but I want that serious stuff too!" So I decided to make a series for the main gang based on sense of self instead!

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store