#but I was at least happy he seemed nice noooooo 😭

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.....I can't lie, I fully believed Damo was just Hato's awkward boyfriend and did not expect him to be a villain 💀 I thought his social anxiety was just making his stand act up subconsciously or smth and (even though it was funny) I legit felt bad for him when the family was so clearly repulsed by him 💀 the necklace thing was so sweet and I was rooting for him to win them over..... I can never judge another person's reading comprehension again.......I'm sorry feminism 💔

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thinking about matty grabbing ass in public,,, im afraid im down bad. i think he'd make it a habit with girlie and when the babas grow up a lil theyre all like "ewwwww daddddd unhand her"

UNHAND HER 😭😭 no i was talking to heather and ace about this recently and i am CONVINCED that when they get older lyla and alex have a bet on whether or not they'll get a surprise sibling because of how touchy mum and dad are lmfao. and i mean like they're like 8 and 9 like "our parents kiss so much more than everyone else's seem to. they're really in love so maybe we'll get a brother or sister" lol. anyway! alex almost cries one time when he's like 5 because matty cannot resist tapping your ass when he walks into the kitchen, literally like "daddy NOOOOOO don't hit mummy it's not nice it's mean" lmao - matty has to do a full fucking youtuber-style apology to both you and your baby before alex is appeased, the duration of which you spend trying not to laugh but also finding it so endearing how perceptive and caring alex is (his dad's mini me fr). but the kids also hate it when you and matty kiss in front of them, especially when they're teenagers, which obviously means you do it even more to wind them up; lyla gets in from school one afternoon when she's 15 and goes "oh for fuck's SAKE. could you be any more uncouth?" at the sight of you and matty having a little smooch while he makes dinner, to which matty literally just pulls away to say "language, thank you, darling" and then kisses you again lol. but, like you said, the ass grabbing is their least favourite - you and matty will literally be curled up on one armchair in the living room with his hand on your ass during movie night, or it'll find its way into the back pocket of your jeans when you're walking together, and the kids will FLIP like "you two literally disgust me. dad, you're such a freak. STOP DOING THAT TO MY MOTHER" and "this is so embarrassing. get a room. and use protection, i beg - i've got exams next year, i can't have my sleep interrupted by a baby crying" lmaoooooo. but secretly they don't mind; they'd rather have happy, together parents, after all <3