#but I stay sillly

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Me: Okay so what are we gonna do tonight brain

Brain: we’re gonna do that work that we really need to get done

Me: Right, so what’s the first step

Brain: We’re gonna listen to some music

Me: Uh hm well okay but that’s not what I-

Brain: And we’re gonna think about that fanfic you want to write

Me: We’re gonna what

[rockcat2112]

Have you ever had a weird daydream? Because I just did And it was "What if new members to polyamories would be announced like wrestlers in Show Wrestling"

[krav-irrideemable]

It's not hairy but it's the closest thing to hairy I've been in awhile. So this is my meager offering to my followers who are bush enjoyers.

[justewil]

you guys would .Tell me if i was being annoying and stuff like that .right .you would tell me ?sorry

[cryptidscries]

sometimes i think about my sophomore year of high school and think "wow it can not get any worse than that" and then it does get worse and i :3

[marblebarble]

Sun - Peter Pan/gn Reader

warnings // none. this is more or less a comfort read for anybody who needs it.

"Come away with me," he said. "Come away, and they'll never make us go anywhere or do anything ever again."

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It is very common knowledge that life isn't fair.

As a child, you understood that before a lot of your friends did. You were forced to grow up fast. You were always a little different, a little misplaced, and often alone. School was a place of stress and home wasn't as sweet as they made it look in the movies.

When you were a little kid, you'd escape into stories; Worlds of adventure and wonder where you could be whatever you wanted. You could save princesses and princes. You could sail a raft through storms using the stars. You could fly.

But stories don't protect you from the world. You had to let them go eventually. So life became studying and applications, part time jobs and debt, losing touch with your few friends and constantly grappling with the feeling that you'd lost *something* a long time ago.

It was a winter night and you sat in your car, far away from home. The stupid thing had broken down on you, and you'd just managed to pull to the side of the road in the middle of a town you didn't recognize. You shivered and climbed into the backseat, bundling up in your jacket and praying that you'd fall asleep before the chill began to ache your bones.

After a while, for seemingly no reason at all, you began to cry. Softly, with the tears being the only thing to warm your cheeks. It was just so dark, so freezingly uncomfortable, and you'd just realized that there was nothing in your life that you really wanted to return to.

What were you missing? You weren't a child anymore, so why did you still feel this way? Why couldn't you just be normal, like every other functioning human being on the planet? Why did you feel so heavy?

Suddenly, something else was warming your cheek- a soft hand caressing your face and wiping a tear away.

You jolted, automatically jumping to the other side of the back seat. You stared at the window, which you didn't remember rolling down. Outside of the car was the face of a boy.

It was hard to make out his features for two reasons. One, it was dark.

Two, he was hanging upside down.

But hanging from what? The top of your car?

Either way, his bright eyes peered at you with an unruly head of hair hanging from his head. You were too startled (and cold) to speak.

"Hello, angel," he said softly. His voice was... warm, and somehow inherently playful.

You stared at him in confusion. "...what?"

"You're an angel," he said sincerely, cocking his head to the side. "Aren't you?"

".....what?" You leaned forward a little, trying to get a better view of him. "Why are you... How are you...?"

As if suspended in tue air, his head turned upright like a dial and you had to guess that the rest of his body was turning with it. "You're cold," he observed simply. He flashed an inherently boyish smile. "Sillly one. You're not wearing any furs. If you stay like that, you're just asking to get sick."

You blinked at him before sniffling. You looked out of the windows and saw that there were no nearby houses with the lights on, nor any cars stopped nearby. He must have just wandered up to you from the road. Maybe he was hitchhiking, or homeless. Either way, he seemed harmless enough, and it was absolutely freezing outside. "I'm sorry," you said gently, "you must be cold, too. Do you want to sit in here until morning?"

The boy looked at you curiously before nodding. You opened the door and he poked his head in suspiciously. He looked around as if he'd never been inside a car before. He crawled carefully inside and sat next to you, shutting the door behind him.

You could see him much better, now. He seemed the same age as you, probably in his late teens. His clothes were... strange. You were slightly more convinced that he was homeless, now. The dirt smudged on his skin attested to that.

"I can turn the heater on," you offered, "but only for a while."

He turned to look at you. "Why were you crying?" He asked, ignoring your words. "I didn't know angels cried."

Despite yourself, you gave a small smile. "I'm not an angel," you said, feeling silly.

He quirked his brow and smiled as if he didn't believe you. "Yes, you are. I've heard stories about them. They're strong and beautiful, like mermaids with wings. And they sing, too! You sing. I've heard you."

You blinked at him, before realizing that you'd been trying to hum yourself to sleep while you'd been crying. He must have heard you through the window.

He might have been crazy, but something about him charmed you. As the two of you spoke, you exanged stories about home. You told him about the stress, about making other people happy and struggling all the time. He would interject only to ask questions- more than once inquiring if any of this made you happy. More than once, you found yourself being depressingly honest.

He told you stories about his home. You didn't believe it for a second, but he seemed to believe it, so you didn't protest. He came up with adventures about pirates and mermaids, about living on a magic island where the winter never came and all the things that had ruined this world never made it to the shores of Neverland.

You couldn't help but listen to him eagerly, like a child absorbing stories they knew could not be real but loved anyway.

It was evident that he loved talking to you. He became animated, miming things out with his hands and reenacting swordfights the best he could in the cramped space of the car. When you laughed, he glowed.

He talked about the boys that he lived with- either friends or maybe siblings of his. He spoke about one of them, who had told him about angels in the first place.

"He told me that angels lose their wings sometimes," he continued. His bright eyes scanned you with interest. "I think you lost yours. Unless you're hiding them beneath your coat, but I don't think they'd fit under there- unless you have little wings like a fairy. But you're too big-"

Suddenly, a firefly zipped in through the window. It flew over the boy's head and began flying around the inside of the car. It even flew into your face, and you gave a little yelp.

The boy chuckled and picked the bug out of the air, holding it in his palm. "I told you to let me talk to them. You don't make good first impressions."

The bug chimed back at him, talking like the sound of a bell.

"No, that's not what I- Well, yes, Tink, but- Okay, okay! You can have one look, but then you've got to let us be. You promised."

The firefly fluttered out of his hand and once again passed by your face. It settled down on your knee. You had half a mind to swat it away, but as you stared at it, you began to see a strange shape in the glow.

Your eyes widened and you gasped. It was a little... person. A fairy. She perched atop your knee and looked up at you, studying you appraisingly. She turned to look at the boy and spoke with her chiming voice in way you could not understand.

"I'm Peter."

You turned to look at the boy and he grinned at you. "Peter Pan. Her name's Tinkerbell, but she also answers to 'royal inconvenience'."

The fairy shook her hand at him and seemed to be scolding him. A sense of wonder filled you and you laughed at the sheer strangeness of the situation. "Oh, hello, Tinkerbell." You looked at her with your eyes shimmering and looked back to Peter. "She's very pretty."

The fairy seemed pleased at that. She flew up to your cheek, patted it kindly, as then began to explore the rest of your car. She seemed to enjoy looking through the miscellaneous trinkets in your glove box.

"That's a fairy," you whispered, watching her excitedly. "A real one. Oh my god."

But Peter only watched you. Something twinkled in his eyes, something knowing that seemed beyond his years and seperate from his boyishness.

"Angels don't belong with other people," he said. "They belong in the sky. In a good place, with other angels like them."

You weren't sure what to say, so he kept going. "I have a shadow. He's a quick, mischievous thing, but he completes me, I guess. You, however."

He scooted forward, ignoring any common semblance of personal space between strangers. His eyes scanned you curiously. "You look like you are a shadow. Like the bright part of you has been put away into another room. Maybe it's gone back up to the sky, or maybe you lost it when you lost your wings."

You still weren't sure what to say. Without any warning, you felt the tears want to well up, again. He saw it, and frowned with sympathy. He reached a hand out and caressed your face, the same way he had before. You closed your eyes and melted into the warmth. "Don't cry. It's okay. Please, don't cry."

You sniffled and hid your face in your hands. You heard him shuffle around in the crambed back seat, before he pulled you into his arms and held you to him. He was so warm, like the sun sat inside of him. He put one hand on your head and tucked you beneath his chin.

"It's too cold for an angel, here," he said. "Let me take you somewhere warm."

You chuckled gently. " 'm not an angel."

"A fairy, then. You're a little fairy who can't fly. They won't let you fly, here. They can't teach you how."

He pushed away to look at you. "But I can," he said proudly. "I can show you."

Tinkerbell's voice chimed, and you both watched as she zipped around the car before zooming out of the window. She did circles around you, shining like a shooting star through the windows. It was beautiful.

Then, she aimed up towards the sky and never came back down

"Where is she going?" You whispered.

"Home," laughed Peter. He opened the door and crawled out excitedly. He took your hand and pulled you with him. "If we go now, we can get there before morning. I can show you the stars, and we can help hunt for breakfast, as maybe even ruin Hook's beauty sleep-"

But he tugged at your hand and staggered. He looked back at you. You weren't moving. You were still in the car.

You looked at him with a strange feeling brewing inside. Not a good one. A fearful, doubt filled one.

He knew that look and smiled at you, shaking his head. "You just have to believe silly one," he said. "You just have to think happy thoughts and trust me. The rest is easy."

But you still did not budge.

He sighed and let your hand go. "Alright. But don't act all suprused."

And without warning, he rocketed from the ground.

You watched in pure awe as he flew through the street, looping around lamp poles and wire towers. He giggled as he went, and brought the biting wind with him.

It was exhilarating.

He dropped to the ground before you. He kneeled down and held your hands in his.

"You," he said, still panting from his laughter, "are a lost one. I just know it. I can feel it. You'd be perfect with us. We'd have fun every day and every night. There's still time to escape," he whispered. "There's still time. We can be free."

He stood up, keeping your hands in his. He walked backwards, and you left the safety of the car, walking with him, mesmerized.

"Second star to the right and straight on till morning. You cant miss it. We'll outrun the dawn, if we go fast enough."

He squeezed your hands and the biting cold wind whipped at your side. You ignored it completely.

"Come away with me," he said. "Come away, and they'll never make us go anywhere or do anything ever again."

His feet began to lift from the ground. His eyes glimmered like stars. His hand was warm in your's.

"Come with me, angel. Come back to the sky."

You looked up at him, and it felt like staring into space itself. Like staring into the sun.

"I know you can still fly," he promised. "I'll let you in on a secret. You don't need wings."

And without any effort at all, your feet lifted.

[rzyraffek]

Slashers with s/o that is spooked by loud noises/sudden movements

Jason Voorhees

aww babi pls dont be spooked! *worried* he will protect!!

He will try his best!! his rather calm and notvery chaotic so he wont cause any problems!!!

But if you are one of the campers and one of them is clearly tiggering you/making you uncomfy he will make sure this person is first to go bai bai B)

Our boi is in the nonverbal gang so you guys are a match ig

Also Jason is probably spooked of fireworks so you both can cuddle in bed while the loud spook is happening

Micheal Myers

Just like Jason, he is nonverbal, and he rather act slowly(exept the whole killing part yknow)

He will kinda understand? Like he spent 20years in asylum with old white balding man, i think he knows what hes dealing with!

He wont get out of his way for most part, but if somone is bothering you he will whoop them

Corry Cunningham

lad's mad, he might do some scary stuff just for funisies (omg guys hes sooooo sillly :/)

But he also protect! He will beat anyone up, no like litteraly anyone, they dont even need to do anything to you, he will beat them up

He will try to calm you down by huggies or taking you to cool places!

Billy Lenz

well erm this this would be difficult

He is loud, fast and chaotic bean, it would take a while to get used to it

I can imagine yall thinking "b-but he is a stealth killer, he littteraly was sneaky sneaky whole movie exept the telephone part" YALL YALL He obviously would be more loud/chaotic when he accualy doenst have to hide around cuz somone might call police on him :O

Look he will try, mostly by just staying at your sight so he wont accidently spook you by suddenly walking from some weird angle, or he will try to talk quieter, but yknow its difficult :(((

Asa Emory <3

Mans smart, he really gets it okay

Alright he kinda finds it cute how you flinch/wimper BUT LIKE he wont spook you on purpose (most of time, and hes good at pretending that he didn't mean it :[ )

But this enjoyment is reserved to him and only him! Noone dares to spook you on purpose! This kind of people dont even deserve to be in his colection B) (to the box they go)

Also he probably dealt with people with similar problems to yours at past, bug guy has huge collection of people im sure that at least 2of them had something like that

Brahms Heelshire

Another smart one, he gets it! Also he assumes that you have some sort of trauma

Even tho he gets it, its difficult for him to sympathize with you

He is not very empathetic person alr

Also house is very empty and quiet and theres no neighbours so theres noone you can worry about! Exept Brahms himself

I feel like Billy and Brahms have similar problem, but Billy at least is trying? Brahms is such a bebi he wont change (for most part) unless you have like very strong reactions to it :(

The man (guy from the hush)

Hes sneaky so he prolly wont cause any problems

His voice is rather calm too so again, no problems

Also his dream life is to live in middle of nowhere so like?? Again no problem???

He might have slight anger issues and sometimes yell but its like very rare?

Guy is an angel (exept the whole hunting humans for sport thingy <3 )

[missamyrisa2]

Hi Amy! How would you use the machine from corrector yui to absolutely humiliate a tough guy in front of an audience 😁

It's allll aboutttt making you squirm and feel soooo sillly and vulnerable so I would be staying right there with the biggest smirk as I hold up the remote and let you see as I activate the trap ~ so I can comment allll about his plight. "Ooooh what happened huh? You're so strong, how can you get stuck in this silly trap? How did this happen darling? You're too smart for this. You're too strong to be held by such a cute machine. I'm sure you're gonna break out any second right?" And with a beeeep I send out that infamous circular form, making all those whiny machine sounds as it zooms up close and starts glowing. "Oooh nooo here it comesss! You better break out quick! The crowd is watching! They're rooting for you big guy! Show us those muscles, come on, you've got this you've got ittt!" I cheer you on as the beam grows intense, scanning your face and the program boots up. The prompt appears on my remote to activate the tickles and I smile soooo sweetly as I show it to you before tapping, making the adorable face appear. "Uh ohhhh!" I show my faux concern and innocently tap the indicator to open the portals for the hands. "Oooh nooo noooo my tough cookie you'd better get out quiiiickkk ~ it's gonna getchaaaa!" The gloved hands emerge in unison as the smiling machine face taunts you and start doing the 'you're gonna get tickled' scrunch.

"I won't be going anyyyyyhwere nooooww hiiiiii~!" I taunt as I move in close and watch with you as the hands come in, waving the audience to come down and see up close and spur on their reactions. The crowd oooss and ahhss watching in amazement, some of them calling out their comments 'oooh what a cutie!' 'you're almost free tough guy' 'I bet he's so ticklish! Look at him squirm!' And with a sly look I tap more buttons, the hands moving in as the machine face giggle and snickers, shamelessly reaching and working with the trap to strip away your shirt and pants, tossing them behind and rearing back to go in for more, stroking fingers around affectionately ~ as part of their probing routine to find your spots first detected by the preliminary scan. "Tickle tickle tiiiickle~ tickle tickle!" The machine starts its verbal taunts, fingers wiggling again as they align to their preferred targets. Scrunching fingers slowly approach towards your underarms, your ribs, your thighs. "Tiiiickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle! Tickle tickle! Tickle tickle tickle! Tickle!" That adorably overloading voice relentlessly teases and taunts, moving in rhythm with the fingers as they work your body, much to the crowd's pleasure who are right up on the display platform now, taunting by flashing their own fingers and imitating the machine.

The soft tickly touch of the hands follows your every squirm and struggle, trailing up your chest and down your tummy, massaging up your legs and thighs, rubbing your hips and slipping down to scrunch over your soles endlessly. The clampy trap positions and pivots your arms and legs to allow the hands to get into all those goodie spots, even behind your knees and up your tush with featherlight touching. "Awww such a ticklish babyboyyyy all gigglyyy~ why you're not a tough cookie at all are youuuu? You're a sweet thing all crumbly ~ you can't even get away from this silly machine can ya? Can youuuuu? You can't not giggle huhhh my giggle boyyyy~ sooo cuuute all blushyy ticklish and helplesss ~" I speed up the frequency and shift the protocol to focus on your hottest spots, giving loving tickles along your straining muscles and across your waistline, over your royal boy buttons. "Oooh oohh! Uhh ohhhh! Uh oh!" I snicker and join the crowd in pointing at the telltale reaction in your undies. With a big grin I pluck a feather from my purple dress and hand it off to a machine hand. "Uh oh!" I taunt as the machine's cute face deepens in shade and activates the 'naughty' routine~

"Naughtttyy naughty naughtyyyy!" The machine's voice taunts and wiggles the feather towards your royal area, right to where your royal rod is peeking out through the little door on your cute undie shorts. "Naughty naughty!" The feather waves closer as the tickle hands creep along your sides and legs and arms, teasing you into wiggles and giggles while the crowd cheers and watches so intently as the feather begins gliding under your tip. "Naughty naughty naughty naughty~" the machine relentlessly taunts as it teases your stiff rod, giving those ultra light teasy itchy tickles, the feather sliding up and down to coax you along further. I snuggle up close to you, letting the softness of my dress, smoothness of my waistbelt give you a little sensory shock as coolness of my voice tingle into your ear. "Such a tough boyyy huh ~ look how hard that's gettinggg mmmhmm you can't help it can youuu ~ sooo big so strong, all ticklish and sooo sexy like thisssss" My words slip between the machine's cutesy endless "naughty naughty naughty~" teasing. I give your ear a little kiss as I continue, whispering and taunting. "Mmhmm ~ uh ohhh uh ohhh ~ what's gonna happen~ what's gonna happen huhhh~" And when you get out those big reactions I only get more giddy and sassyy ~ "Uh oh!!" I cheer seeing how desperately needy the machine is making you, the feather right at your royal tip, teasing that button to maximum stiffness as the hands trace thoughtfully around your chest and under your toes and along your inner thighs.

I turn to the crowd as I playfully reach up to hold your royal chest button between my thumb and index finger while I lightly pinch your tushy. "What do we think everyone~! Should we give this naughttyyy boy a little sparklyyyy drop spill? Or do we keep him wiggling huhhh?"

[knizuu]

HIIII SO UM IF U SEEN THE VID(finale of the read aloud of agents of S.U.I.T.)IS THERE NEW CHARACTERS IN THE AU(debonair AU)??SO SORRY IM OBSESSED WITH IT AND AGENTS OF S.U.I.T. I WISH THERE WAS MORE FAN ART OF THE BEES ANYWAY UHHHH HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY I HOPE U GET COMPLEMENTS OR SMTH

YESS THEY SURE WILLL BE[E/sillly] ! :]

U HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO!! I loved the finale ehejhbrjng the fact in my AU he stays as King is so interesting :>

[mothpile]

ii need to stay Silly. i need to stay Sillly. i need to stay Silly. i need to stay Silly. i need to stay Silly. I need to stay Silly. I need to stay s

[eulchu]

even tho im not the most active on tumblr i appreciate all the support/advice you've given me with running the dnf smp server :) i always love your sillly posts and glad to see you stayed after everything ❤️❤️

☹️🫶

[hpdfag]

Hi! I jsuy started at my new school, so I’ve been busy…I’m really scared, honestly. I’ve never ever had friends growing up, and I thought I could try socialising this time! Which is partially working, but I’m having a lot of problems as a new student (the school still hasn’t given me an email! Which I need to…! Very frustrating.) well, how have you been? I haven’t been very active the first days of school but soon I’ll go back to normal!! I hope school is going better for you too…

- 🧶

good luck good luck !! i hope that all goes well, it can be really terrifying starting at a new school where you don't know anyone. and thats super frustrating!! it sucks so much when something's going wrong and it's completely out of your control. i hope that you're able to get access to your email soon!

i've been doing really well! don't worry about being active, i don't mind waiting, school is much more important to focus on :] ive honestly been struggling to stay active myself, im still as obsessive as ever but its a struggle keeping a main account active as well as multiple sideblogs. im thinking of making queue only run during the daylight hours just so i don't feel bad about letting it run out overnight v_v

and school is going much better! everything is finally put together, and this first week has been surprisingly painless. im hoping the rest of senior year is just as easy, even if i know that's not the case haha. the only really frustrating thing is i havent been able to find my glasses!! and i need them to drive like. legally. so ive been stuck inside this whole time... right as i've been finally getting confident enough to drive on real roads instead of a parking lot and everything... augh.... /sillly

[kunikisss]

B-but i stay sillly

what🙁

[riverbabey]

but is aty solly. but i stay silly. but i stady sillly

[hispanicranboo]

I haven’t brushed my teeth or showered in four days and I haven’t done my laundry in 2 weeks yet we stay sillly

[oru-tree]

Omg... “season” finale... here goes episode 16

spoilers under cut

You guys are sooo cute (Im always saying this but this is what I feel! I have to say it!)

Like on one hand I dont like when characters do the, lampshadey stuff and all that, but I like that shadow is sick of this, also oh sonic, you dont know

Sonic..................................

SONIC....................................................................

Yeah (Shadow... cute...)

Sonic is making me yell and scream rn

Oh he’s staying, good

ohno...

ohnooooooooooooooooooooo, preparing for infinite agony

Yelling and screaming and etc etc rn also oh shadow’s silly skating is soo good

Love it when they fight... turns out I just like how the way they fight is done and not like, necessarily when they fight each other, this fight scene has been pretty good so far, I can’t get good screenshots of it, but its sooo good

I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Thats rigtght

Rip sonic again

Making me cry and disintigrate

Just places him donw.. guu...

Ok collected myself enough now to comment that shadow probably IS going to regret trusting sonic later on the ep, sorry shadow.

Thank you palm tree

Losing my miiiiiind

Also I just realized I’m only at minute 4 of the ep omg.............Animorphing into a shrimp ...

Sonic :(

Nine...

Aaaaaaa

omg... color

OMG!!!

!!!!

Aahhhhhhhh

Rip dr. dont

Aww :)

:)

Shadow is just like ... :/

*pointing* wow... they are standing next to each other...

omg... love the way his ears twich in this scene! picking up sounds.. Sonic the hedgehog creature moments

Be safe nine...

Shadow... so cute...

JUST KICKS HIM!!! LIKE A FOOTBALL! RUDE!!!

Uhoh!!

Aww... good luck sonic... and nine..

:0

Also nine has been ok through the whole ep.. maybe.. maybe I was misjudging him...

Aaaaa

Just grabbed him!! Like a squeaky toy...

Just gets thrown..

A

ghhg

gah

You guys are so tiny small I love youuuu

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I like that they just call the cave a temple now

NOOOoooo the loop de loop :(

hghhghgh rip shadow

This is so sillly

Nine Ilu...

Sonic... sonic is on fire!

And has magenta eyes now!!!

:0c!!!

He exploded the dr omg...

:)

Uhoh...

N-Nine........

NINE !

This hurts!!! but its so good

Oughhgh the pain... but also, the conflict... good

Yeah...

He did! But also, he’s a bit of a dummy, he’s just like that

:(

I’m corncobbing right now aough, the ep only has like a minute left aaaaaa yelling and screaming

Oh sonic

Suffering

You could still hang out tbh

Yeah...

Aaaaaa..................

Oh sonic

Well.... there he goes...

oughaoguhgohguhouhgh *I’m being crunched, like a paper sheet at the moment*

I still love nine though, he can do this, he shouldn’t, but he can

screaming

He’s going to kill sonic for real now ghghhghghg

WELL THAT WAS IT!!

Good batch of episodes, yelled a lot, what will happen! Well who knows, gosh, feeling emotions rn