#but I need a palette cleanser

[annymation]

Guys please give me asks with prompts for cute, fluff and wholesome stuff! I’ve been writing so much angst I fear you guys will figure out I am start to see me as a sociopath.

[dragonbma]

The world is a cruel and unjust place. Are you telling me we get that horror of a Minecraft movie adaptation, but Eric Stirpe’s MC:SM prequel about Jack is a no??

THIS?

BUT NOT THIS??

Are you genuinely telling me I have to look at that disgusting pink sheep, but I’ll never know what young Vos and Sammy looked like.

SIDEKICK ACADEMY SOUNDS SO FREAKING FUN. PLEASE I NEED A VERY HEADSTRONG AND STUBBORN YOUNG JACK WHO IS SOLELY FOCUSED ON BEING A HERO TO MEET A MORE RESERVED VOS WHO PREFERS TO BE A HERO’S SUPPORT AND HELP FROM THE SIDELINES. AND JACK DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A HERO BUT YAY THEY MEET SAMMY WHO DOES NOT CARE AT ALL FOR THE ACADEMIES AND CALLS THEM DORKS. AND JACK DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT EITHER. AND EMO NURM? WE ALMOST GOT EMO NURM?? FRABJOUS- BUT OH NO THERE’S AN EVIL POWER-STEALING VILLAIN AND THEY ALL HAVE TO FIND COMMON GROUND AND WORK AS A TEAM TO DEFEAT IT. ALONG THE WAY JACK REALIZING HE CAN’T DO EVERYTHING BY HIMSELF AND UNDERSTANDING WHY SIDEKICKS LIKE VOS ARE SO IMPORTANT AND REALIZING WHY SAMMY REJECTS THE ACADEMIES BECAUSE SHE WAS RIGHT THAT JUST GOING TO A FANCY SCHOOL WON’T MAKE YOU A HERO. (OR ALTERNATIVELY FOR SAMMY, SHE DOENST FIT INTO EITHER CATEGORY BUT IS ALSO CRUCIAL TO THEIR SUCCESS.) AND THE FOUR GROW FOND OF EACH OTHER ON THE QUEST AND AFTER THEY DEFEAT THE ENEMY, THEY START GOING OFF ON ADVENTURES.

Guys I’m going to pass out. Eric’s idea is so good and there’s a good chance NOTHING WILL HAPPEN WITH IT?? Sobbing. Actually crying.

[smalltimidbean]

Your (ir)regularly scheduled Pep and Peppino snuggles for today~

[creepycoffins]

Midvalley moment

[physical-manifestation-of-spite]

Feetman

[necrotic-nephilim]

for the ask game

tim creates a clone of kon, but this is dicktim tim has to carry the fetus or breastfeed it, but dick suddenly gets a mommy kink and immediately falls in love

for the ask game!

DICKTIM MOMMY KINK. how did you know i have such a thing for just about any Batcest ship where the other person calls Tim mommy. i don't even know why i just think that shit is so fun.

it'd have to be Omegaverse for me, that's the only scenario i personally could write m-preg. i like the thought of no one knowing that Tim has gone on this crusade. and after 99 failures, Tim's so desperate and angry he tries in vitro fertilization. the first few times it doesn't work so he doesn't take it too seriously, at this point it's just a compulsion. he gets to a point he stops taking the pregnancy tests. so when about a month later, he's experiencing morning sickness and he's missed his heat, Tim has an 'oh, shit.' moment. and well. telling Dick first is his *natural* answer. (i think he'd also go to Steph, but in canon she'd be "dead" at this point) Tim doesn't know what to do, he didn't think he'd get this far. Dick is comforting and grounding, agreeing to help Tim hide this the best he can. Tim has to time it right, fake a bad injury so it makes sense he's benched and wearing baggy sweaters for a few months.

it's platonic at first. Dick is an alpha but his bond with Tim is more of a pack bond and he's just trying to help Tim through this awkward situation he got himself into. (and not laugh at him too much in the process bc well. only Tim. only Tim could manage this.) the pregnancy hormones have Tim all over the place. he's seeking comfort and Dick is trying to keep it platonic and professional, even when he's cuddling Tim or bringing him weird cravings at 2 am. the trust in Dick and Tim's bond makes Dick Tim's only real support system. (also just bc the Titans were a goddamn mess in this era) maybe at some point they tell Bruce the truth but Bruce is dealing with Jason so. bigger fish. it forces them closer as Dick is the only one who can help Tim with the awkward sides of pregnancy. Dick is basically living with Tim and because Tim can't satiate the itch to be in the field (he's tried sneaking out, it earned him a lecture from Dick and a warning that Dick would handcuff him to the radiator if Tim tried that again) so Tim runs comms. for anyone who asks, but mostly for Dick, to the point he's in Dick's ear even when Dick doesn't need the backup, just to keep each other company.

i think, as the pregnancy went on and Tim's chest started to fill out and his hips are bigger, that's when Dick's feeling shift. one second Tim is just his pack, the next Tim is suddenly a very pretty, very vulnerable omega that's Dick is protecting and his wires get all kinds of crossed about it. he starts dousing himself in scent blockers so Tim doesn't notice the change, can't smell how much Dick wants him. which makes Tim annoyed because Dick's scent has been a consistent calming factor keeping the worst of his hormones in check. it'd lead to an awkward fight where Dick is dancing around the truth and Tim just wants to bite him out of anger. finally, Dick admits it and. Tim kind of bluescreens bc sure he's had a crush on Dick for years, but it's sort of like your celebrity crush calling you up and asking for a date. it makes no sense and he can't wrap his head around it. he almost thinks Dick is making fun of him, because Tim is super self-conscious about the pregnancy and mortified he put himself in this situation. it takes a lot of reassurance and a long conversation, but. well, they do end up having sex.

Dick doesn't *mean* to call Tim mommy the first time. he knows Tim hates being emasculated as an omega, and knows Tim is vulnerable about being pregnant. their sex is gentle, no matter how much Tim insists he can take it because Dick doesn't want to hurt the baby, or Tim. it's when Tim finally huffs with annoyance and flips them over -reminding Dick that Tim is still trained and deadly, even like this- to take control and actually get the rough sex he needs right now, when it slips out. there's something just very pretty about Tim taking control and taking what he needs from Dick, but still being whiny and squirmy on top of him. so the first time Dick calls him mommy is an accident and they're *both* startled by just how much they like it. their sex life goes from soft and caring to *very* interesting overnight, where Dick doesn't hide how much he likes Tim's chest. and well. breastfeeding kink. for completely scientific reasons, of course. just to help the milk flow and make sure Tim's body is adjusting well. definitely not bc of the noises Tim makes when Dick does it no sir.

when Tim finally has the clone baby, they're both smitten with this tiny clone. i think they'd end up mating and either say it's Dick's baby or they adopted it. (the lie only works short term bc well, sooner or later that baby's going to start lifting trucks. not to mention Kon does come back to life and is perturbed by how much Tim's kid looks like him.) it's a very cute, fluffy happily ever after sort of deal, with plenty of mommy kink. i think Tim would be huffy and annoyed at how long he'd have to wait for sex bc in my mind, Tim uses sex as a stress relief and is very annoyed when he's deprived of it so, they'd find creative ways around it.

[vogelspinne]

Vashwood Week day 2: Names

[sallymew4]

i have some ideas with Minori, so i wanted to draw her sum just to get into the groove of her design :) she is very fun to draw. why is her hair that color

ignore the fact i forgot the d in abduct pleas and thank yu. i am senile

[y-rhywbeth2]

You ever have an OC that absolutely fucking nobody should date, both for their own good and the ocs? Like; 'you need 1000 years therapy not the pressures of a committed romantic relationship.'

But you give them that relationship anyway, usually with a character who also probably shouldn't be in a relationship right now, because they're fictional and there for you to study like bugs under a glass. And unrealistically it works out despite being a train wreck because you're self-indulgent and want the characters to have nice things. Spicy nice things, with an occasional hint of bitter when you're in the mood. Plus a thousand AUs where it doesn't work out that don't ruin the enjoyment because 'that doesn't happen in the canon-headcanon'

[lily-blue-blue-lily]

austin is actually the tenth largest city in the us, i don’t know what carlos was on about

(don’t repost anywhere without my permission, just reblog!)

[from-the-clouds]

You've been developing a little crush on you econ professor Kendall Roy, but have been trying to not think about it, until you run into him in the wedding of a mutual acquaintance and see him in a suit for the first time. You're seeing a whole new side of him on the dancefloor but you're too flustered to talk to him. You're waiting your turn at the open bar when you hear a familiar baritone voice behind you calling your last name. You turn around and find your econ professor looking at you with an amused lopsided grin on his face. His cheeks are just a little bit red from all the wine and his tie is loose around his neck, the first button of his shirt undone. He stares at you for a while, smiling, but suddenly collects himself and takes on a more serious expression, as if trying to summon back some of that authority he wields in the classroom. But it's too late. You know you're about to make a series of bad decisions tonight.

OMFG yes, i love this idea and so i wrote a little blurb (hope you don't mind)

cw: alcohol mention.

When you see him, your jaw drops just a little bit. It's the last person you'd expect to see here, and you're only used to hearing your name from him when he's about to chew you out in class -- not that you mind, of course, because you sort of like the attention.

"Dr. Roy?" you ask, almost not recognizing him at first glance. You're used to seeing him in plaid blazers with reinforced elbows, or collared dress shirts poking out from underneath his impossibly soft-looking sweaters. Right now, though, he's in a black suit that fits him like a glove, though his shirt is slightly wrinkled, his tie loose around his neck. You don't think you've ever seen him smile the way he's smiling at you now -- sometimes he'll smirk to himself if someone makes a good joke during a class discussion, but he always shuts it down right away and is back to business.

The wedding reception is well underway, and it's supposed to end in fifteen minutes, but no one on the dance floor seems to be slowing down anytime soon, including the bride and groom, which is why you're at the bar for another drink -- you're not quite drunk enough yet to embarrass yourself on the dance floor.

When he recognizes your clear shock and confusion, his face shifts then, smile fading as he looks at you underneath his dark lashes. "You should really be at home, studying for the exam on Monday."

He says it so sternly, that you feel yourself straighten up out of habit. "I uh- well, I-I-" you rack your brain for an excuse, until he breaks out in a smile again.

"I'm joking, please," he steps closer to you, and you laugh nervously. "Relax, I won't bite."

You feel a little bit of anxiety fade, but a different kind of tension now hangs in the air, because you don't think you've ever been so close to him before. Close enough to see that his eyes are hazel -- not brown, like you'd previously thought. And the color of his eyes weren't the only things you thought about.

"I did actually already study," you say softly. "Last night."

"I'd expect nothing less from one of my best students."

"Okay," you roll your eyes. "You don't have to lie."

"I'm serious," he says, still grinning.

"Oh, you are?" you ask, and can't help but smile a little, too. "Because if you really feel that way, you sure have a funny way of showing it."

He takes one step closer, so he can whisper in your ear above the noise of the music. Instinctually, you drift closer to him, bare shoulder brushing the soft fabric of his suit jacket. "Cut me some slack. I'm a highly-respected member of the faculty. I can't play favorites."

"That's fair," you nod. "But I think you like making people scared of you."

"Are you scared of me?" you can feel his breath hit the shell of your ear, and you can't manage to hide the way it makes you shiver. You draw back, and snort. The way he's looking at you -- so focused, so attentive, makes your head spin. But you don't know whether to say no, or tell him the truth. When you don't answer right away, he shakes his head. "Well, we can't have that, can we? What are you drinking?"

"Vodka soda," you say, gesturing towards the bartender who you are convinced is purposely ignoring you. "But I've been waiting forever."

"Here," he says, stepping alongside of you. All he has to do is straighten up, and snap his fingers, and the bartender turns to look at him standing there, nods once before walking over.

"See, even he's scared of you," you nudge your professor playfully. He chuckles, his hand falling to your lower back, and you all-but melt, shifting your weight on your feet so you're closer. You know this is highly, highly inappropriate, but you can't resist.

His touch doesn't leave you, not even after you get your drinks, clink your glasses, and catch him staring at you over the rim of his own. You have his attention, and you aren't going to let it go to waste.

[galaxyhanart]

transparent! non-transparent vers. under the cut

HI HI TUMBLR I’M NOT DEAD!! In case you didn’t know i’m in my senior year of college and have spent the past several months working on my senior animated film project but now that we’ve wrapped up i can dRAW FOR FUN AGAIN :D

i still have a lot of work to do before i graduate but for now take this lil Cabinet Man Himself

vers. with a flatcolor BG

[tetzoro]

goood morning and happy monday my friendz ! it’s the start of a brand new week yipeee ! i am waving around my lil wand i hopes that we all have a good one 🪄✨ in the meantime, please remember to hydrate + unclench your jaws ﾉ relax your shoulders ( ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩) 💋 ❤︎

this song fits the sleepy cozy monday vibe to meeee so i wanted to share hehe :3 please be extra gentle with yourselves today !! ^_^

[by-glass-and-waves]

If anyone cares to peep, this is the initial draft for the Ratoo scene, since I had the first part written already for a while

So I did know where the fic was gonna go, but I didn't know wtf I was doing until I started drawing it out and it flowed so much better afterwards, honestly after this it was just doing like three sections and editing editing editing editing

[phannibal]

they need to come up with code words for when they’re fucking cloned or body swapped or whatever like girl this has happened at least five times at this point

[stinkrascal]

ok thats all for now. happy single digits til datv everyone