#but I appreciate it!

[asteria7fics]

Aside from ewily

What is your stanky/style headcanons?

Ooooh, you want me to get abstract with it! Alright, let's see what I can do

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Soulmates. Period. In every universe and in any capacity, as lovers or just as best friends, they are cosmically tied and I refuse to accept anything else.

They know too much about one another, to an annoying degree. Can order food for one another without hesitation and will finish each other’s sentences.

I'm partial to double verse style, but if I HAD to choose I do think Stan would top more often than not. I don't see Stan as being inherently more dominant, I just think it's sweeter to see Kyle relinquish control with someone he trusts.

Stan also takes on more of a protective role, if only because Kyle can get easily carried away and lose sight of his own safety.

They either remain close well into adulthood or separate in their early teens before reconnecting later in life, assuming we're in a universe where they knew one another to begin with.

Have been close for so long neither of them remember what it was like to not know each other on a deep level. They couldn't pinpoint the moment where they stopped feeling like just acquaintances.

I'm pretty flexible on their sizes, though I never see either of them as being much shorter than 6' in any of my works.

Besides Kyle and Cartman, I think Stan and Kyle are the two boys of the main 5 that disagree the most often. Unlike Kyle and Cartman however, they never stay mad or take much personally�� unless the argument IS personal, of course.

This ask made me realize that I don’t have a ton of proper headcanons haha. I tend to lean very heavily into canon, and just sort of add small details as they come up. But here’s a handful of little things that did come to mind!

I suppose this might be a nice chance to extend the question to you guys (to you, dear anon, or anyone reading this post!) What are your favorite Style headcanons?

And of course, thank you for the ask, anon!!

[entriprises]

kindly asking everyone to fill out my interest tracker! even if we've already written or started writing together, i'd love to get more plotted stuff going!! this also just helps me get a idea of what everyone's interested in so i can better send stuff and write!

[the-selfinsert]

WAIT WHAT.

Ex-fucking-scuse me!?

Thank you??? Why??? @eriscary

[bigchumpus]

very edible artstyle tastes like warm chocolate syrup over morning pancakes 10/10 would look at again

[risingsouls]

Saucy anon sending the Nimbus asks, sorry I was doing a thing ;n;.

But could Nabs, at one point in her life, ride Nimbus?

[Oh! I didn't mean you needed to send me one at all! I figured you were asking people with OCs since that would be more interesting to read! I appreciate this though! 💚

Probably when she was a kid, but once she reached her teen years, she had seen and done too much to be considered pure of heart. I guess it would also depend on how much Nimbus considered intent, but even when she's on Earth she's still pretty...questionable in her morals at times by probably Nimbus's standards.]

[matt-imagines-popcorn]

i got so happy when i noticed u write for street fighter like???? woah?!?!?!?

Hell yeah m8. I'm super suprised that Street Fighter has became the main thing I write for rn. I was fully expecting to be stuck writing T.F2 but nope! Street Fighter requests came out of the blue really! Not that I mind I adore the games and I'm glad to help fed into the fanfiction department of SF lol

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[sherurose]

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[lowkeiloki]

guys can you BELIEVE my professors rejected this illustration of litle sharks for my college project i am devastated

disabling reblogs for a short while bc theyre becoming a lot

[kilgarraara]

"I guess I never really faced my fears before"

[lordofthenightfruitt]

New Minecraft trailer

WHAT?!?!

!?!!?!!?

[sickfreaksirkay]

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[leidensygdom]

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-