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Agatha All Along is either gonna be the gayest thing that Disney ever releases, or it’s going to be the biggest queerbait since Swan Queen and I’m wound so tightly waiting to see which one it is
#agatha all along#bro those first two episodes are so gay and I am HERE for enemies to lovers#but I’m so scared that it’s just gonna be all tension with no payoff#but I am hooked#agathario
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started reading the foxhole court to see what all the fuss was about i guess ill see yall in four books time
#it has. gripped me immediately#let it be known i do not like sports stuff but ive been reading for the past two hours hooked#had to read it on my phone though which i hate#but i am hooked#i’ve already seen spoilers for the new book but i’ll be attempting to erase those from my mind#andi posts into the void#16/4/2024#all for the game
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"Oswald's mom has got it going on" - FNAF Pit bonnie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#fazbear frights#william afton#I promise you this is. real scene in ITP#this totally happens#TBH I am actually curious what Oswald’s mom thoughts were during the game#LIKE I wonder if she noticed her husband was acting strange#I kinda got the impression she works too much#so she actually never hung around the pit Bonnie all that much#OSWALD GOTTA save both his dad AND MOM from this dude#Oswald is gonna get this guy#GIVING his mom demonic coodies rn#Oz my beloved i support you in everything you do 🙏🏾#especially choking out the pit Bonnie-#ALSO I’m gonna draw so much ITP I hope you guys are ready#I’m just so hooked on this game#into the peak 💜💜💜
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muzzle stays on 'til he learns some manners.
early access + nsfw on patreon
#saw soap's new nautilus skin and immediately experienced this as a religious vision#i am but a prophet#through which john soap mactavish is placed in...positions#also i didnt show the rest of him but ghost is the one stepping on him <3#im so shamelessly hooked on dark!soap and ghost needing to bring him to heel#leave me be. i am no better than a man#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#cod mw2#ghostsoap#giragi art
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#why bother thinking of a caption when twitter user @lapstablook said it better than i ever could#i am the cosplayer if that wasn’t clear#and tomorrow i’m gonna dress as her WIFE#GAY PEOPLE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LOOK DISRESPECTFULLY#splatoon 3#splatoon#cosplay#marina#marina ida#off the hook#side order#squidposting#freshbeeth
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designs for a zine piece! enjoy some background story my illustration never needed under the read more (fair warning I did NOT edit this at all):
newbie mage apprentices Sam and Tucker who became friends bc they're kinda… the ones at the bottom of their class and struggle the most, for different reasons. they become besties over time and practice together!
except one night, something goes terribly wrong. they spent the last few nights preparing for a project, a bigger spell that needs an intricate circle with precise measurements to work. but when they try to activate it, well…
oops. they summoned a demon.
which is, for one, extremely illegal. only certified demonologists are allowed to summon demons because they're so dangerous. anything less than a perfect binding circle and thoroughly researched info on the demon, including their true name, is even remotely safe.
but, weirdly enough… the demon seems just as surprised as they are. as Sam and Tuck frantically try to figure out how to dispel the demon, they realize–oh god, did their circle actually sufficiently bind the demon? it can't leave. they watch the demon tentatively poke it's claws into the air around the boundary, and watch it fizzle, retreating back with a strained hiss.
okay. okay, they can do this. without death looming over their heads, they can figure out how to send the demon back. it's cool, it's fine. except while they leaf through their books, they notice the demon watching them. it looks kind of… curious. timid. interested in what they're doing. it catches them noticing his staring, and it. apologizes? it seems flustered?
weird, okay. they keep looking, and the demon starts talking. at first, little comments to itself. mumbles that soon get just loud enough to hear. little “ooh, is that a telescope?" and “is that what fire looks like up here?" and “that must be for making charcoal…”
Sam is the one brave enough to be like "are all demons as chatty as you??” and the demon gets flustered again, apologizing. says he's just never been topside before, he's only read about humans in tomes. oh wow is that the moon outside? it really IS blue up here! is it always blue? what are you doing up? I thought humans slept at night?
Sam and Tuck can't help getting pulled in with the demon's genuine curiosity. they're wary though, since they know demons can be clever, conniving. there's a number of ways a demon can get the upper hand on a summoner who has them bound. if he gets their full names, gets them to smudge and break the circle… there could also be ways they aren't aware of. so they consider their words carefully, but engage in some chatter while they research.
it's almost morning by the time they find a way to send the demon back–but as they prepare the spell, the demon says WAIT WAIT and they stop, uncertain. the demon starts stammering out how this is weird but like… he really had fun tonight. he doesn't get to just hang out much, especially with anyone his age.
Tuck is like “how do you know our ages??" and the demon points out "oh, you said something about Paulie’s 18th birthday party, so I thought…” and they're both like oh shit we didn't even notice we did that?
“Paulina" Sam corrects in her dumbfounded stupor.
“Right, Paulina!" the demon snaps his fingers, but quickly loses his confidence when Sam and Tuck continue to stare at him like they're not sure what's going on. he coughs and fidgets and says “um, well, I was just wondering, I guess… if you wanted to summon me another time, I wouldn't mind. you see those circles there? yeah, that's what summoned me. the candles helped too I think. oh, it doesn't need all those runes though, probably don't want to redraw all those.”
Sam and Tuck are practically gawking, but… for some reason, this demon looks so sincere. so much like them, awkward and lonely and genuinely curious.
it's a bad idea. a terrible one, even. the demon probably noticed they're newbies and not demonologists. it could be hoping they make an error in their circle, or mess up a candle, or reveal their names on accident.
But, well. They're stupid. they're also eager for anything to help them in school, and too empathetic for their own good. they send the demon off with a yeah, no. they then think about it for a week, and end up summoning the demon against their better judgment.
the demon is shocked and so happy, they can't help but be a little endeared. they lay down some ground rules, take care to be as safe as possible… and soon, this demon that introduces himself as “Phantom" becomes a nightly visitor. they talk about their worlds, find out they share a lot of common interests, and help each other in their studies. which, hello, demons also study? bro are you serious??
they play games, laugh till their ribs hurt, and open up to each other on a far deeper level than anyone expected. over time, Phantom becomes a true friend.
Sam and Tuck quietly begin to lament the fact Phantom is stuck in that damn circle. they want to take him places, let him see the human world he seems so interested in. they want to paint his stupid claws and noogie him between his dumb horns and hug him.
but it's an astronomical risk. it's legal for a demonologist with a proper permit, but it's still considered a grave taboo to grant access to a demon outside a circle. there's just too much at risk. demons can be dangerous enough to lay waste to entire towns, take multiple teams of military-rank mages to take down.
they wouldn't risk it… if they hadn't snuck into the library’s restricted section and copy a page from a demonologist book that gives them good framework for a contract. they make some edits to it though, giving Phantom at least a little wiggle room to protect himself if need be. and allow him use of transformation magic so he can hide somehow. but they spend weeks making sure they have airtight wording to ensure Phantom can't cause anyone or anything any substantial harm.
when they finally bring the contract to Phantom, he's stunned. he cries. nothing needs to be said, they all know the gravity of their proposal. even if they ask for proof of Phantom's trust in turn, first. they ask for his full name, so they can bind him. just temporarily. but in that moment, they'll have full control over him. they could instead tell Phantom to serve them, force him to obey their every order. even if it's just for a moment, giving them his full name with the proper circle and incantation, is putting his life in their hands.
Phantom, with tears still in his eyes, smiles warmly and nods. with only a breath to steel himself, he gives them his full name. Daniel James Fenton.
magic sparks in the circle, and Sam and Tuck finish the incantation. ethereal chains sprout up to wrap around Phantom's arms and legs, which makes him jump–but the unwavering trust in his eyes makes the two humans choke up.
they release the binding. all that's left is to break the containment barrier in the circle, so Phantom can walk free.
“Uh, about that…” Phantom laughs sheepishly… then proceeds to step outside of the circle, merely wincing when the barrier zaps around him.
Sam and Tucker gawk. Phantom scratches his neck. “Y-yeah, so… your barrier circle was already broken that first night. It's, uh… right over there. You missed a spot.”
abject horror overcomes them because this entire time Phantom's been visiting, he could have broken out? EASILY?? THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
Tucker falls to his knees, but soon starts to laugh. it's kind of hysterical at first but slowly, he and Sam are genuinely laughing. they're so STUPID, and Phantom is the most un-demonlike demon they've ever HEARD of. Phantom is still flustered, stammering out apologies because he wasn't trying to deceive them or anything! he just didn't want to scare them! without a proper containment circle they technically couldn't send him back either, so he just… went back using his own magic each time they “dispelled" him.
once they've calmed down, Phantom morphs his body into a human form–which shock Sam and Tuck, because uh, only elite demons are capable of that. they were expecting an animal, or straight up going invisible. Phantom laughs it off, says he just, spent a lot of time practicing bc he's so interested in the human world (not a lie, but). he proceeds to adopt the nickname Danny, and they all have FUN WONDERFUL SHENANIGANS
(and sometime in the near future, when faced with something truly threatening he needs to protect them from, Danny reveals that. well. their contract also had some holes in it. and he's had access to his full demon power this whole time. whoopsie! it's a good thing he genuinely loves them and doesn't want to hurt anyone, or their asses would be SO dead lol)
they're about as normal about his full demon form as you'd expect from me btw:
#danny phantom#dp demon au#everlasting trio#when is it not lmao#zilly art#Tucker: oh I am SO climbing that#Tucker: no I'm serious get me a grappling hook
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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Shigaraki is barely conscious, barely breathing, as you come close. Spinner was unsure of what to expect from you, but your first act strikes him as completely incongruous — you lift the crown of white roses from your head and settle it on Shigaraki’s. Shigaraki doesn’t stir, and on the other side of the coffin, the priest’s shoulders stiffen. “That proves nothing.”
“White roses are anathema to vampires. They teach you that in your book of demons,” you say. You unclasp one bracelet from around your wrist, slide one ring from your finger. “They speak of silver, too.”
This gorgeous art piece is a commission drawn by @oxygen537art (check out their Twitter!) and based on a scene from my fic Pariah! If you like Shigaraki, vampire fics, or just had a real time of it watching Nosferatu, please check it out here!
#shigaraki tomura#tomura shigaraki#man door hand hook car door#nosferatu AU#nosferAtU#sorry for all the stupid tags and for the excerpt#look at the ART#I am in love with it#bnha shigaraki#mha tomura#bnha tomura#mha shigaraki
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It's the Now or Never Seven! Past, Present or Future? 🌈
#I am about to write as many tags as i can possibly think of possible ever#splatoon fanart#splatoon art#splatoon 3#grandfest#grand festival#splatoon idols#squid sisters#off the hook splatoon#deep cut splatoon#splatfest#callie splatoon#marie splatoon#splatoon marie#splatoon pearl#pearl splatoon#marina splatoon#frye splatoon#splatoon frye#splatoon shiver#splatoon deep cut#splatoon big man#big man#callie cuttlefish#marie cuttlefish#pearl houzuki#marina ida#splatoon marina#pearlina#splatoon off the hook
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There's something about Prowl having doubted a lot of things, having his choices and decisions confusing his friends and even himself, going through a whole mental struggle, and then learning these guys who saw the inside of his brain tell him that "We like how you think!" And his eyes LIGHT UP
And he needs Bee to say that it was ridiculous
Prowl, buddy,,,,
#prowl#tf idw#tf rid#rid#robots in disguise#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#tf prowl#tf constructicons#constructiprowl#prowlastator#constructicons#mixmaster#long haul#hook#scavenger#bonecrusher#theyre just funky men#i am not disregarding the whole mental control shit#that one thats insane#like bro wtf#but prowl having someone like what he had after the entire thing#despite those someones partially being a part of it#must have been a lot for the dude
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a quick land of waves arc redraw!! 🌊✨
#drawing this made me remember how this arc is what got me hooked and now here i am halfway thru shippuden…#maybe i’ll rewatch it ^^#kakashi#naruto#my art#fanart#art#artists on tumblr
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Splatoween 2020 promo art fits u will always be famous
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I have to get these out quick before side order releases
#my art#splatoon#side order#off the hook#dedf1sh#splatoon pearl#splatoon marina#splatoon acht#pearlina#marinacht#<- arent i so fucking smart#i think pearl can be a liitttlle insecure. as a treat. for me#she did also just randomly take off once without even telling marina so??? girl you have this coming#its her penance for winning final fest ok#shes really just overthinking anyway dsbhjfdfs#suggestive#<- just in case lol#edit: i put suggestive in bcuz i was thinking of achts hand and not. the octos doggystylin it in the middle of the goddamn post. am i stupid
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Help😭, I wanted to show my history teacher my Trojan horse and she liked it so much she asked me where I got it from, now she might just see all the other unhinged stuff you make. I think I'm cooked 😔
But yeah my history teacher would buy your Trojan horse charm if it was still available 💪🏻
Wait.. no don't expose my account to teachers wait hold on
#wolfy tedtalks#well. they can see my twt and ig#anything but tumblr#and hmmm idk if more will be for sale haha alas school is startijg up again and i am gods sleepiest soldier#if you live in the philippines i can hook you up with some
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r we phuckin w the phaltar
#i took it down during a menty b a week or two ago and then was like wait . i can move it to the weird alcove on the other side of the room#need stronger wall hooks for the stuff i wanna hang up and will probs rearrange this but it’s past 12am i need to sit Down my joints r MAD#anyway phrine i missed u… i should make a tag for it actually#phaltar#phrine#?#who know . not me#this is not phanart but it IS art . like an art instillation#also purely ironic i am obsessed w them but not enough to do this for any reason other than the bit#started bc i put up the framed poster and had my kitchen table set up like an altar bc religious trauma-#-means my house is full of jesus memorabilia and it’s a funny reclamation for me bc yknow. pastors child and all that#anyway then was like wait i have so much random dnp shit i have the opportunity to do smth hilarious#blabble#dnp#dan and phil#daniel howell#dan howell#amazingphil#phil lester#phan#edited to say phuckin thanks to @im-a-little-kit bc it was midnight and i was braindead amd forgor#thank u for reminder#this is “we phuckin on the phed?🤨’ pt 2#……. wait what if i hang up the phlanket like a phlag above it
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