#but HOLY SHIT!

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Arcane: Season 2 | Official Teaser | Netflix

[bisaster-energy]

every now and again im reminded that people who have long conversations over speaker phone should be bonked with hammers

[thatsneakymedic]

[wet dream meme] During tonight's wet dream, Kabuto is laying on a towel on the beach and someone is hugging him from behind. It's a very muscled man. He's trained to an art. So the dream decides it must be Maito Gai. He puts his hands on Kabuto's hips and pulls him closer. Now a hard bulge presses against the line of Kabuto's behind.

A hand caresses under Kabuto's shirt, Sssh, it's alright, his lover says as he pinches a nipple. They don't want to stand out on the beach. They shouldn't want to attract attention. It's better if they are quiet. And that sneaky hand goes down to Kabuto's pants. His fingers trace the outline of his member. Then his hand slides under the elastic.

Gai has his mouth by Kabuto's ear, and he compliments him on how hard he has trained, and how good he looksss. The s-sound drags on in the compliments. And slowly, Gai transforms into Lord Orochimaru. Their build is almost the same, the thickness of the arms is too, and now it's Orochimaru's hand that is in Kabuto's beach shorts.

Orochimaru wraps his hand around him, and begins to rub. He's slow about it, the touches are sweet. He nuzzles Kabuto's neck, and breathes in deeply in a possessive manner. He breathes out slowly, and is breath is hot. His hot breath goes into Kabuto's shirt. His mouth finds Kabuto's neck, and the kisses he puts down are careful. But they are hot, and wet, and so damn loving.

His bulge grinds longingly against Kabuto's behind, as if he wants to put it in. The movements pause. There's a rustle. Slowly, Orochimaru pulls down Kabuto's beach shorts at the front so he has better access to his cock and balls. In the dream, Orochimaru has already shed his underwear.

The only layer between them is the red ARE YOU NASTY shorts cover Kabuto's butt. And the dream-landscape of the beach becomes the dream-landscape of their own bed. The world looks just like home.

The touches continue, sweetly and hotly. He's careful not to go to fast. He takes an amazingly long time to build it up. He does clench harder, and when he feels Kabuto's precum on his knuckles, his breath hitches with excitement. He breathes in deeply, and kisses Kabuto's neck more. His hand stays on Kabuto's cock, the other goes to his nipple. He fondles them both as if he never gets to touch them.

"Fffuck," he whispers. "...Kabuto-kun..." He presses harder against Kabuto. He sighs wantonly, and something changes. He goes further.

Careful to not wake him up, he slowly puts one leg over his legs. He slowly weighs more of his weight on top of him, now pressing Kabuto more into the mattress. The press of Orochimaru's cock becomes more prominent too, and it now presses against Kabuto's asshole. It's leaking precum, and the cockhead is already out.

He wants him to wake up. He whispers, "Kabuto-kun. Kabuto-kun..." and he runs his lips over the back of the silver-haired neck. "Kabuto... wake up... hm?" He presses kisses against his neck.

His hand still caresses Kabuto's cock. The caresses are slow and soft, but he's relentless in his loving. He whispers: "...Can I put it in?"

His forbidden nightly touches were the inspiration for every single one of Kabuto's wet dreams these past nights. It was best to leave him alone as he came. It had been damn difficult to pretend to be asleep. It had been fun to hear him wake up, and hear him finish, or hear him go to the shower. He pretended not to notice that the sheets of the bed were changed nearly daily. For a while it was fun to tease him and love him, without taking credit.

All the built-up sexual energy of caressing Kabuto takes a toll. His self-control had diminished by the night. Even though Orochimaru promised himself that they would have a proper relationship with a slow build to first base, second base, third base, none of that had ever happened. He has a limit. He can't forever live off a diet of longing looks and ankle-touches and an occasional hug. And he's a man of greed. When he wants, he desires.

Tonight, and all the previous nights, he desired his treasured Kabuto-kun. The wet dream, is now a wet reality.

Send my muse a wet dream and they will rate it on how they wake up:

1. Discomfort/Disgusted

and then

4. Very aroused

@uchihacollector

A quiet shudder escapes his lips when the image of Might Gai of all people who was pleasuring him made him extremely uncomfortable to the point of wanting to get away from them despite their hold on him.

But then they change, from the loud and embarrassing Gai to the magnetic and mysterious Orochimaru, and the discomfort of the dream now takes a turn for the better as Kabuto's body slowly relaxes from within their hold. The slight pinch on his nipple as well as their grip on his cock draws out a moan from him, as he becomes more aware of the other's arousal from behind him as he leans more back for them to put more pressure and to try to physically get close to them as much as possible.

The slight pressing of the head of his cock against his entrance and the teasing presses against his backside makes his legs go weak and his blood rushes from his head to his ears.

To be touched like this by Orochimaru of all people he fantasized about bedding, Kabuto isn't ready for the waking world and he wants the dream... this fantasy to last as long as it could.

Kabuto... Kabuto-kun...

The pictures and the dream's shifting colors merge and mix with each other as he gives into the spiraling decent into ecstasy. But the sound is what interrupts the image's sensual movements, like ripples on a calm puddle.

Wake up...

A voice breaks the silence that was calling him, and it was slowly pulling him away from his sought after dream. Like as if he was floating to the upper surface of the deep water.

No! I can't wake up! Not now..!

As if attempting to keep himself from being taken, his grip on the bedsheets tightens and his head sinks into the pillow, his voice almost breaks into a whimper as he could feel himself stirring awake, much to his disappointment.

Tightened eyes slowly open and all he could see was complete darkness, or at least from his own blurred and dark adjusted eyes, he could see the familiar walls ahead of him. But what didn't change was that the burning sensation that he had in the dream never went away, as a matter in fact. It felt more real than before.

Slender fingers pumping his hardened cock just slow enough to keep him steady and solely dependent on them. Affectionate peppery kisses are littered on the back of his neck and shoulders, and his mind is still feeling feverish and lost.

His head slightly turned at their request and it hits him that he was no longer dreaming anymore. He was thankfully still hot, eager, and aching just like in the dream. This was real, and no longer one of his secret fantasies that his mind would stir up during his personal lonely nights.

It was almost impossible for him to move away from them as their leg over his own, their grip on his cock, and their other arm wrapped around his upper body prevented him from slipping away from them. But Kabuto had no intentions of leaving or even trying to escape from them.

He wanted this. He always wanted this, and now that the opportunity has been given to him, he wasn't going to pass up this chance to please his master and to sate his own lust and physical hunger for their touches, their kisses, and everything else that they would have to offer.

From under the sheets, he lifts up a shaky hand and he rests it on Orochimaru's hipbone, his fingertips press down into the pale skin tensely and to feel their skin underneath his palm. He grits his teeth as his cock twitches from under the other's hand.

In this moment, he didn't care about his insecurities, his worry of not being good enough of a bed partner to them, and the fear of the bond that they have that will be forever changed.

Change was nothing to fear. Change is not always bad. He needs them. He wants them. And it is reassuring that they also had wanted him too.

It's now or never...

"Please... I can't take it anymore. Yes... yes you can." He panted and begged as he tries to shift his backside more against them.

[thatndginger]

aaaaa holy shit i got the job! it is a done deal! they sent my new hire paperwork over just now!!

I am shaking so bad but this time it's not anxiety it's excitement!!!

[thirddeadlysin]

right around the time this morning when i was simultaneously thinking "okay this kind of sucks" and "god i really hope im not about to puke" my trainer started telling me about how she's taking it easy so I don't get scared off yet 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[specterthief]

so crunchyroll is fucking evil

[storywonker]

They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

[eurekq]

Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY

[poppytheaxolotl]

Peak cinema

[lindleland]

FDSFPFDOSIJGAOJDGHD

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[pumpkinhrat]

no hope for that guy

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[clarisimart]

be careful what you wish for, Fordsy

commission info here