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fitzfunnymoments · 1 year ago

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It's my brother's birthday today, which is normally a very sad day for my family but I can't not share this story because it's so funny. He was either miscarried or stillborn (I was 2 at the time so I don't remember any details except for visiting my mom in the hospital), and I think I was around 4 years old when my mom finally told me about him. She didn't go into any detail besides telling me my brother is in Heaven so Baby Fitz™️ interpreted that as my brother was Jesus Christ himself, so basically I went the next 2-3 years thinking I was directly related to Jesus until I like. Fully learned both the story of Jesus and what happened to my brother

#fitz's cursed thoughts #ask to tag #of course this is a very sad thing that happened and I feel bad thay this is what I associate with my brother #but GOD jt's so funny #my little 4 year old brain was like HMMM Jesus was a baby and he's in heaven that means he's my brother #I feel like my mom would get mad at me if she found out about this but idk #anyway @ my brother I hope you're having a great 18th birthday up there <3 #< also I bet you'd be pretty cool if you were here with us (and yes I am aware now that you aren't jesus lol)#unrelated slightly but MAN it's so ahrd to believe I was 2 years old 18 years ago

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boarloved-art · 2 months ago

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i like the car movies a lot.......

#cars #pixar cars #lightning mcqueen #sally carrera #my art #art #drawing #fanart #sketch #these r SOOOOOOOO messy dont worry abt jt #i love sally n mcqueen so muhcnman #sally the love of my LIFEEEE #also his pyjamas in the court sketch r. bc i asked my pals what we think he was wearing when he got separated from mack. bc its SO funny to #imagine him in his pjs in court trying to seduce sally #like realisitclally hes probably not. they peobably gave him a change of clothes he did in fact make a mess #but man.....the idea of him stood there in his own branded pjs . .....it enamours me #temporary wheelchair user mcqueen after his crash is reel to me <3 #he doesnt even need it for that long but by god he decks it out #note that they have rings on in the cars 3 ones...theyre married...#the second one is all sally when she arrived at radiator sprrriiings i rhink of her too much #ft flo & sheriff #ur sheriff. ur watching the road leading into town (even the towns basically dead anyway noones fucking coming in so ur legit just sat ther #eating lunch and thinking abt ur husband). a blue porsche rolls in and ur like huh. a visitor. thats new. the porsche suddenly just gives #out in the middle of the road and ur like. oh shit lemme call mater. before u get the chance to do that u r cut off by the LONGEST BEEP #IN HISTORY as sally carrera #burnt out from lawyering #slams her head on the wheel and yells FUCKKKKKKKKKK. this is MY canon now.#sheriff watching a stressed 20 smth in a business suit repeatedly knock her head against her steering wheel while muttering about #how this Has to be her annoying bosses fault somehow #wondering if he should offer her some help or just let her get it out of her system

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3416 · 1 year ago

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leafs news being full of the best things ive ever heard today

#toronto maple leafs #hockeysm #HELPPPPDKSKSL THEYRE SO #EVERHTBING IS SO FUNNY #MITCH going as pink panther god. i cant #auston in tights i need him i need to see this #those costumes for the last minute lazies fbdndn #knies n jts kids im crying thats ao sweet

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nymexyl · 5 months ago

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CHAT IS THIS REAL⁉️⁉️⁉️

NOW I COULD BE A DUMB DUMB FREAKING OUT OVER NOTHING. I. AM VERY STUPIT SOMETIMES. BUT. IS THIS REAL??? I HEARD THERE WAS A SITE THAT UPDATES RIGHT BEFORE THE RELESE HAPPENS IS THAT WHAT THIS GREEN BOX IS A SCREENSHOT OF IS THIS REAL OR AM I BEING TROLLED BY THE FANDOM AGAIN PLEASE GUYS I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE PL

#lmk season 5 #release date???#please #i will stop being gay for 3 seconds god if you let this happen #lego monkie kid #PLEASE RELEASE DURING PRIDE MONTH PLEASE #IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF A LOT OF SHADOWPEACH IS THERE #AND JTS IN THE MIDDLE OF GAY TIME #LMK #monkie kid #IM ACTUALLY GONNA SOB #PLEASSSE RELEASE DURING GAY MONTH #PLS IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY #EVERYBODY GO KIDNAP YOUR RELIGIOUS FRIENDS SO THEY CAN PRAY OVER THIS

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lesbiangiratina · 8 months ago

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One of a chain autistic & one key note in the symphony autistic best friends forever

#seeing them together makes me smiiiile.#*they mostly just get on her nerves but they are saying things she needs to hear and i think she can realize that. and be best friends #forever.#okay but its sooooo funny that aba’s theme leaked and i was like hehe this pairs so nicely with testament’s theme.#and then. someone was like oh i know who her arcade companion is. and i said. dm me. and they said ‘ITS YOUR GEAR’#and i said KYAAAAA #and i got parallels!!! not the ones i was expecting but kind of a deeper cut!!! and its fun. i love to have fun.#god her arcade mode is good sorry i just finished getting her script in a txt file. jts kind of awesome.#aba’s moment but hehe testament. hehehehe testament i love you :) hehehehehehe #the kat goes meow #gg #testament tag

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mooncalf87 · 9 months ago

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A fic i just scrolled past: "can be read as romantic or platonic"

The fic: (like 19k of smut) (with a tag including, and I quote, "TJEY IN LOVE")

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mymarifae · 6 months ago

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i finished the 2.2 update in one sitting and it was so much longer than i was expecting it to be and i had to go to bed to properly absorb the insanity of it all and here is a concrete summary of my thoughts:

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#MISHA??#SUNDAY WASN'T FOLLOWING THE HARMONY AT ALL?#ROBIN?!?!?!?!#THE MUSIC IN THE REAL ACTUAL FINAL BOSS FIGHT?#ACHERON.#boothill is funny as shit actually i think dan heng wanted to strangle him the whole time #ARGENTI WAS THE ONE THAT GOT AVENTURINE OUT SAFELY?????????#the fucking LOOP they throw you for towards the end #SUNDAY AND ROBIN AUAGAGHUAHGHU #FIREFLY......... OH MY GOD *FIREFLY*#she is so beautiful. and so special..and i love her even more than i did before #JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS GOOD #like #penacony was starting to feel TOO messy and i was concerned they weren't going to be able to resolve it all #in a satisfactory manner anyway #BUT THEY PULLED IT OFF REALLY WELL and all the questions and confusion i had? gone. answered.#a story that convoluted requires a loooot of thought and effort... and i really admire that #it was so good. fuckkkkkkk it was so good #people have been making fun of the creators saying penacony would be an uplifting warm story #like 'This? uplifting????? how?!?!??!' but yeah jt really was #god. godddjdjdjabfkfnskgjskf #now i just want to continue my replay and experience it all again... without month long breaks in between #I LOVE TJIS GAME FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEEEE

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v-anrouge · 2 years ago

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"vil would be rude and toxic to his lover!!!" No, no he would not. Vil would be nothing but sweet caring and supportive, because that's his nature, vil is a very sweet and caring soul but he is strict, and his words are mean but because that is how he grew up being talked to, vil has been involved in fame ever since the was born and let me tell you something people there do not care about children's feelings, he would never insult his lover, the only time he'd be strict would be if they were not tsking proper care of themselves which is just yk him being a fucking caring lover

#i find jt so funny when ppl get mad at ppl that are strict about the ppl theh love not takinf care of themselves #oh yeah how terribke of a human being you are for being worred about ylur loved one oh my god #it's fuckimg worrying about your friend who is slowly fuckimg killing themselves

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hakkiest · 3 months ago

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people are not very used to the notion that disability isnt always blatant and over the top and sometimes ableism isnt spitting at someone wearing a mobility aid or laughing at a blind person its just making fun of people for being slow or clumsy. Like sometimes the disabling part of disability is every day life made harder and being a super anti ableism ally isnt you getting to feel good for holding a door upon its putting up with minor or even major inconveniences. Like idk. Being a decent person to disabled ppl isnt always an easy plus you get like a bonus feel good point to your day sometimes it hinders u too yknow.

#Im feeling bitter sorry but like i hate hanging out with friends and constantly having to be like Srry jm blind in this ear Srry I cant see #Very well like haha i know its funny i know im clumsy but god man can u just take the hint sometimes #And jts so fucking stressful like do u not undersgand jow much effort everything takes for me #Like im doing so much more just to not bump into anyone #Im literally not kidding

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dizzybevvie · 6 months ago

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boy how do you reblog such great things

been cultivating my dash for years. i also found most of them in my drafts