#but DUDE.
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xxjustavexx · 10 months ago
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The PBS-Friendly version of a death threat
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princehendir · 1 year ago
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I'm sorry I just don't know why we're acting like it's completely unreasonable for someone's first reaction to "do you want to go see Scorcese's new three hour long emotionally and mentally taxing historical drama in the theater this weekend?" to be "ehhhhh......"
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ladymariayuri · 1 year ago
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tumblr can i ask to which degree of psychopathy is it to decline a housing opportunity for your child that is one fourth the cost of your current one because that means she wont have to "work a real job with real hours for money". asking for a friend. actually asking for me
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jaimeski · 1 year ago
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ace-dodo · 3 months ago
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Chat I went to the pool to start moving my leg and I think it made things worse 🧍🧍
Chat what do I do
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kindleaf · 4 months ago
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i'm not even watching wonderlust rn i have no reason to care i'm just so. what is happening dude.
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dyslexic-mess · 1 year ago
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My problem with sports ware is: is it to go to the gym? Or is it for Tiffany to go get Starbucks?
Because I'll find some gym gear and be like, oh okay! This is cute! But then I'll actually go to a dance class or the gym and find out it supports nothing actually, and I'd have had more luck just going in my regular clothes.
Like. 'casual' sports ware drives me bonkers.
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2022dirt · 2 months ago
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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.
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johnbottoms · 6 months ago
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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky
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doctorsiren · 12 days ago
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More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids
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thattripleabattery · 4 months ago
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whiteraven90 · 2 months ago
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Who would win? The thousand pound flying meathook t-rex, or… monkey with a stick?
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s0up1ta · 4 months ago
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toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls
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the-punforgiven · 7 months ago
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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass
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southernsolarpunk · 11 months ago
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I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this
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