#but Come ON!!!

[radioactive-dazey]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT VIRGIL'S (thomas's) EYES?

THEYRE SO PRETTY

I have thought about his eyes once a day every day for the last 12 days. I can't get it out of my head. Fuck man

Yall see it too right??

[muffin-n-waffle]

you’re telling me the guy who voices mario in most of the video games is like right there and they didn’t choose him to voice mario in the mario movie?!?!

[doodlesdreaming]

...huh? ....HUH????

HUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!????

[thisloveisredx]

Still can't believe there are actual human beings experiencing a Paramore AND Taylor Swift concert on the same night

[thatswhatsushesaid]

didn't anyone ever tell u it's rude to interrupt, da-ge

[violet-witch-6]

Can’t believe Dani gets to be canonically poly but royjamiekeeley are still stuck in a formulaic love triangle😭

[sassypantsjaxon]

I just remembered I had a dream that they made some sort of special store exclusive present mic funko pop, and now I need him to be a thing because I'm so sad he doesn't exist

[whenthecamerasgo]

killing pete wentz for ranking ab/ap the worst fob album. he doesn’t get it

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[anexperimentallife]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just... let people back into your life after they've been absent for a while.

Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.

So if you know someone where you're like "yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit" and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat... well they may have been Going Through It and you don't actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they're back.

[skullchicken]

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

people really come onto tumblr and say the weirdest shit and tag it for everyone to see, huh

i’m still losing my mind over that user’s url literally being hannigram is life like

ok, killing a dude who tried to murder you four separate times before you decide to murder him back is absolutely unacceptable, what a black and shrivelled heart you must have—but feeding parts of other human beings you personally have murdered to your patient to the point that he develops encephalitis, hallucinates vividly, and nearly dies, is just hannibal lecter’s love language

which, to be fair, it totally is. but come on lmfao

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon