#but 11 is gonna be a beast fr

[valokryze]

Time to finish ch10 and chunk out ch11 🫡

[mwagneto]

why is it that literally Every Single Woman moffat writes as a love interest for the doctor is someone he meets when they're little girls and he's a grown ass man and they all grow up idolising him. and he also has a whole episode where a grown woman befriends and spends a day with a child every day for her but once a year for him and then she gets with him like a few days after meeting him as like an 8 then 9 then 10 etc etc year old. i need this man to die

[artoodeetootired]

lowkey

📖 an f1 driver and a singer are both known for being beasts in their respective fields, but everyone knows they are ironically the shyest in reality- especially when it comes to attraction. they were hidden out of respect for their privacy, until they realised loving shouldn't be a secret.

💭 op!81 x fem!singer (smau)

🎧 lowkey - niki

🃏masterlist🃏

🫧“us in a king size, keep it a secret. say i’m ur queen, but i don’t wanna leave this lowkey.” 🫧

p.s (let's pretend the qatar and las vegas gp's are rounds 10 + 12 of 24 respectively hehe)

ynuser

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ynuser so... been kind of busy lately...

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forynln U DISAPPEAR FOR 5 MONTHS AFTER UR LAST ALBUM AND POST OUTTA NOWHERE... girl u cannot keep doing this to us...

-> user1 lol watch her

-> user2 Bruh stfu she literally gave us a god sent album made of unicorn shit she doesn't owe u anything

bsfuser i hate you for telling me what's boutta go down but not let me say shit to anyone 😞

-> user3 it's ok bestie u can tell me, i won't tell anyone :)

ynluv How she is so different irl compared to her stage self still baffles me to this day.

-> user4 FR like wdym u gonna be busting out moves that get u viral then act like the sweetest creature on earth when u out here?? 😭

-> user5 duality go prr. she's probably the shyest celebrity i've ever seen.

-> user6 I can't believe she's an '03 baby.

gracieabrams omg ur orange cat

-> user6 car*

-> user7 car*

-> user8 luv u gracie

user9 orange suits yn so well

user0 lando is such a fanboy 😂

-> user| him and half the grid have been so consistent with promoting her LMAO

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landonorris: would've been right next to u if stroll hadn't crashed again

mclaren: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

user_: being very calm compared to ur reaction after lance's fiasco today LOL

logansargeant: LET'S GOOO

user@: wow our pastry posts after a century

alexalbon: oi why didnt you take lily's and my advice to post with yn's music if u asked us in the first place...

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f1

f1 Our special guest performer and new partner for the 16th round on our calendar, Las Vegas, has been confirmed; a little fun before the racing begins! We bet you guys will like this one... 🤭

Until then, round 11 in Netherlands next weekend 🇳🇱 Stay tuned!

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user! omg i have been waiting for this

f1forlife istg if they bring out the same performers as before...

fanacc the amount of singers liking this post is really fucking with us LOL

alexalbon hi f1 pls tell me u listened to us and booked the grid's voted fav 😸

-> charlesleclerc agreed.

-> maxverstappen1 agreed.

-> landonorris @oscarpiastri and i will boycott.

-> oscarpiastri mate i didn't even vote.

-> landonorris okay fine but u do like yn/ln right? ...right? 🔪

-> oscarpiastri ...

-> landonorris dw everyone osc's just shy no need to cancel him

-> danielricciardo 💃🏽

-> lance_stroll wait there was a vote?

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ynuser

ynuser switch up

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forynln she's killing us and she knows it damn well

user pls just one hint 😭

user how do u feel about oscar piastri not liking u LMAO

arianagreenblatt gorg bestie 😩

user the aesthetic change is very sus

user ladies and gentlemen, the queen of singing, dancing, and gatekeeping

-> user the way we still pine after her and her whereabouts even though she is the most nonchalant pop girl out there

-> bsfuser she's cooking smth 🧐

-> frd2 yk smth dont u 🥸

2 weeks later...

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lewishamilton: why did i not see toto doing this????

ynuser: it was a pleasure meeting u too 🤠

f1: You boys are very welcome

totowolff: George...

-> georgerussell: please don't fire me

landonorris: ok but did u see the way she looked at me??

-> georgerussell lando, u know full well she was looking at someone else

-> landonorris shut up :(

-> georgerussell i will not allow u to ruin her with ur playboy antics

-> landonorris EXCUSE ME

landonorris and f1 🔁

Tagged: f1, ynuser, charles_leclerc, carlossainz55, georgerussell63, fernandoalo_official, maxverstappen1, and oscarpiastri

landonorris best. weekend. ever.

mini photo dump of the boys at the concert 'cause @ynuser actually performed for us 🤯🤯 we're such huge fans- it was epic meeting you!

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landonorris p.s. oscar loves her, he's just shy

-> oscarpiastri lando u idiot

-> logansargeant i can confirm ahem

mclaren we advocated for this very hard, just so yk...

-> user0 the gods (you) have bestowed us simpletons (seriously) with such a blessing (yn and mclaren interactions)

-> userl for the whole grid? the fans? ...or a particular someone? 🤭

ynuser epic meeting me??? bro i almost fainted meeting u guys and drivers i've been a fan of since i was 10 😭😭😭

-> bsfuser how was it omg

-> ynuser LOL definitely an interesting experience...

-> landonorris omg she replied 😭

-> georgerussell bro she called u bro

user_ im convinced theyre music drunk and not substance drunk here 😮‍💨

ynuser

Tagged: f1

ynuser you all already know. this thread is as aesthetically chaotic as my mind rn.

thank you to my team for handling such a mess of me when since i got this invitation !! could not be here, or look this decent without any of u.

thank you to @f1 from the bottom of my heart. i've been such a fan since i was in nappies, nd you guys just made a dream of mine come true. from the races, new friends, to performing for such a crowd in vegas, it has been one of the most surreal weekends of my life. you all just know im gonna be clutching on to this partnership for as long as i breathe. nd congrats to @maxverstappen1, @oscarpiastri, nd @charlesleclerc on the podium ! until next time 🏎💋✨

(last slide is real footage of me meeting toto wolff)

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redbullracing thank you for stopping by our pit!

-> mclaren ok but she went to ours first

-> scuderiaferrari yeah... she liked us most though. should've seen her face when she walked in.

-> mercedesamgf1 you guys know she was a long-time mercedes fan before this right??

-> landonorris what is going on? (she definitely liked hanging out with us more)

-> logansargeant lol you're so delulu (laughed way harder with my group)

oscarpiastri thank you too! we should hang out again sometime soon

-> landonorris 'hang out' pfft sure

-> user omg oscar commenting on a non-f1 person's post??? a FEMALE nonetheless????

-> oscarpiastri everyone has to chill fr

bsfuser that’s MY BESTIE

-> user she is GLOWING

-> ynimagine mommy??? sorry. mommy??? sorry.

-> user she is SNATCHED WTF

oscarpiastri

Tagged: danielricciardo, ynuser

oscarpiastri 2nd in vegas! amazing job to the team for this accomplishment, daniel for his dedication, nd yn, who we're all still star-struck by. cheers! 🍾

(credit to @pierregasly's story for second slide)

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user guys istg i was in the paddock the whole time AND i know what i saw. so when i say they hit it off really well...

user omg oscar even picked up on her 'nd' habit 😭

ynuser 🧡🧡🧡

-> user u are actually an angel sent from the depths of hell in the best possible way. the setlist??? the body and face??? the personality???

landonorris oscar you... 😨 when did u even go to the front of the stage for that last pic????

lewishamilton cute, flirty, teenage stuff and all but are we not gonna talk about danny ric

-> danielricciardo i think we should just go back to gushing about oscar's crush

-> carlossainz55 his crush??? what am i missing????

-> charlesleclerc the baby has grown up

bsfuser 🤨

f1

Tagged: ynuser

f1 yn appreciation post 🤍🤍🤍

Could not have asked for a better performer and partner to grace us with her presence this weekend ����🏼

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user my timeline is EXPLODING

user converting f1 fans into yn fans too

landonorris slay

-> danielricciardo slay

-> pierregasly slay

-> alexalbon slay

-> lewishamilton what is 'slay'?

-> charlesleclerc slay

-> maxverstappen1 slay

ynuser thank u thank uuu

-> user9 queen what were u on tonight??

-> {user} not even her debut was this hype 💀

ynworld STEP ON ME

f1__grid bruh this is so unecessary... she clearly just wants attention

-> user# stay pressed ur favs like her more than u <3

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3 weeks later...

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user: soooo wonder who took this photo 🧐

user: u guys got smth to tell us? ;)

alexalbon: why do u look depressed today

landonorris: where are u bro

user: what's ur fav yn song?

ynuser: im sorry i can't make it today osc :(

-> oscarpiastri: it's okay, best to let everyone cool down anyways. i'll see u next week?

-> ynuser: i promise :)

1 week later...

ynuser posted a story 30sec

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lewishamilton: ayeee my fav coming over to the pit today?

-> ynuser: i wouldn't miss it for the world 😸 plus fans are dying to know how u pick ur fashion sense out

-> lewishamilton: oh lord

f1: 🤍

landonorris: pls be kind with the question this time :(

-> ynuser: aweeee

-> ynuser: no.

oscarpiastri: wya??

3 more weeks later...

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1 month, 3 races, and 2 performances later...

~3 months later...

oscarpiastri

Tagged: ynuser

oscarpiastri i can't take it anymore. since u guys have wanted to know, anyway.

you've been on my mind since the day i met you (nd yes, admittedly since lando showed me your music videos), nd then when i met you with the biggest crush, i quickly decided that you are one of the most talented, beautiful, kindest people ever. fuck all if i just got my first win, it wouldn't have meant anything without u. i can't have asked for a better partner in crime to wear my number at the races.

although we've been pretty great at keeping it low key these past few months to just family and friends, i wanna show you off, my love x

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oscarpiastri also, ty to the grid for keeping it private, nd yes, i will be treating u all for dinner.

-> danielricciardo LFGGGGG

user oh my god.

jennaortega the question is if she beat him at karting

-> oscarpiastri she did...

carlossainz55 i never thought this day would come

landonorris cant put both my happiness and bewilderment that you actually hard launched into words

-> georgerussell character. development.

user ONE OF MY FAV SINGERS BECAME MY FAV WAG TOO AHHHHHHHH

arianagrande y'all cute asf 😭😭😭

user I CALLED IT

-> user nah dont u lie we all thought we were lying to ourselves LMAO

bsfuser one wrong move and i’ll send stroll to do more than just hit u on track 😺

-> oscarpiastri ;-;

-> maxverstappen1 u could send any one on the grid to do it, and they'd be happy to

user they're so in love im bawling

landonorris just so u guys know, his three sisters steal her away from him every week to hang out LOL

-> oscarpiastri that was totally unecessary

-> nicolepiastri give the ppl what they want ossie

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ynuser

Tagged: oscarpiastri

ynuser sike.

'orange suits yn so well'... damn right for him 🧡

this man has inspired me in too many ways, that aside from teaching me how to love and be loved. it's been pretty hard having all these memories, but not being able to live them freely because of the pressure. but i wouldn't do it with anyone else. so im gonna be 'showing you off' in my latest single, agora hills, coming out tomorrow night for my love's first win x

(to clarify, f1 has allowed me to take ONE side ONCE, so im not jobless :) ... yet)

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frd1 about fucking time

oliviarodrigo this is so cute omg

alexalbon ahem i think i should get some credit for being the ultimate matchmaker here

-> f1 actually, i think it all goes to us.

-> user 💀

logansargeant THE LAST PHOTO PLS SEND IT TO ME LMAO

gracieabrams omg him with her cat 😭😭

-> user gracie, luv, it's car*

-> user car*

-> sabrinacarpenter dw babes i don't get this shit either

user oscar first win AND yn new music AND hard launches from the softest ppl ever??? has the universe finally decided to bless me???

user they were literally meant to be

user what happened to the shy versions of themselves oml

tatemcrae the hottest, most sincere, and talented celebrity couple rn

bsfuser and i was there to witness it all 😌

-> charlesleclerc so was i

-> bsfuser i was first tho

-> charlesleclerc fair enough

-> landonorris i was there the most

-> bsfuser i was their couple counsellor

-> landonorris i was their matchmaker

-> alexalbon NO YOU WERENT

-> bsfuser i was first to find out

-> landonorris no you werent

-> landonorris right? @oscarpiastri @ynuser

-> landonorris RIGHT????

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ynuser

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ynuser for u, ur first win, and to many more.

as an extra for u all, 'lowkey' is also out to show my progression from wanting to keep it a secret to having him make me scream his name <3 hope u love us as much as i do.

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user the caption???????????????????

user holy shit mother is mothering and father is fathering because never have i ever heard her make a track with sm detail about her partner in it...

-> user FR like where did the two of them go?? almost 8 months but they come back like they've aged a decade

-> user NO CAUSE WTF is 'suck a little dick in the bathroom, who that man with the big strong hands'???? miss yn??? are the both of u feeling okay????

-> user you'd think introvert + introvert = coma, but ig double negatives still apply here

dojacat bitch these tracks SLAP

user okay but osc's guns 👀

sza god, when will this shi happen to me?

mclaren All ur songs on repeat in the paddock.

-> mercedesamgf1 It's true, all the teams agreed

-> redbullracing (the only time we all agree)

user how tf did we get bashful yn and blushing osc to... this??

-> ynuser life's full of mysteries.

landonorris i miss the person i was before hearing these two songs...

-> georgerussell it's true, as big of a fan i am of the two of u, some things are meant to stay between ppl...

-> charlesleclerc i am not saying anything, which means i can get invited to the wedding, yeah?

-> ynuser yes.

-> oscarpiastri yes.

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a/n: as u can probably see, i lowkey gave up half way cause i never realised how much work this takes :,)

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[sunnyhoneyshimmermagic]

First update on the "Every Scooby Doo reviewed" project: I'm on day 4 and I've reviewed 5 episodes, with 3 on the docket for today! So far I've done:

Scooby Doo and Guess Who? Season 1 Episode 19: Fear of the Fire Beast (guest starring Steve Buscemi)

A Pup Named Scooby Doo Season 1 Episodes 1 and 5 (not in order because my sis and I wanted to watch one together): A Bicycle Built for Boo and For Letter or Worse

Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo Season 1 Episode 1: The Scarab Lives

What's New, Scooby Doo? Season 1 Episode 1: No Creature like Snow Creature

Something I find quite interesting (and refreshing) is how while it may not seem that way, each show is a different flavor of the same pie. Guess Who is trying to balance comedy with mystery and characterization, but often focuses more on the guest (though it worked in this episode); Pup does the same but for younger viewers and is far more successful because it's all toned up to 11; What's New takes the classic formula and probably is the best at taking itself seriously while still having fun (everyone felt fleshed out, it was great); snd Scrappy is God's anus (fr, he's already being pushed SO HARD). It's fun to see different takes of the same concept of fun mysteries with characters you like!

For today's trio of eps I have some real throwback stuff: the first episodes of Laff a Lympics (a barely counts sports parody, not gonna be the deepest reviewed in the vid), 13 Ghosts (very interesting premise but we'll see if it's executed well) and the episode that started it all, the first of Where are you! More thoughts to follow, asks are welcome!

[veradragonjedi]

alright here i go

for the weird ask: 5, 11, 18, 20, 30, 33, 44, 55, 61, 69, 76, 83, 94, 98

(mwahahahaa)

omg

5. Do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Cans... that little *crrrk* *hissssss.......* augh!! And then you can crunch them when you're done. Marvellous. Thank you inventor of the aluminium can.

11. What do you have for breakfast on an average day?

Salmon bagel :))

18. Ideal weather?

WARM! Let my bones rest 😭 warm very warm but with shade and cold drinks and all that jazz.

20. Preferred place to write?

My phooone. No laptop, though a note pad suffices if my phone is out of reach. All 300k words of bbb (that's plus unposted possible chapters) was done on my phone. with my fingers.

30. Places you find sacred?

THIS PLACE!

BIG tree! Hundreds of years old. Four swings hanging from the branches! Howw many people sat there? Carved their names into it to be immortalised, swung on those swings?? The energy there.

I'm not a religious person, but if I were, I'd worship the tree.

33. Most used phrase in your phone?

Augh this one's difficult because it implies I am conscious of what I put down but its probably omg

Like on its own. Or HELP that one's common.

44. Favourite scent for soap?

I bought @airlocksandaviaries some nice soap one time and bought myself some Lily-of-the-Valley soap. And I have Not used mine because I like the scent so much...

55. Favourite fairytale?

Always been a fan of the tragic ones. The ones that were originally deep and dark and nasty, before they became Disney-fied. The original Rapunzel was nice, not that I don't like the new one, but it was nice. The original message behild Little Red Riding Hood — a young girl flowering into womanhood who is approached by a strange older man who wants to make her his — has always fascinated me because !!! Argh beast metaphors and hunger and. Yeaaahhhh bbbcore..

61. Favourite flowers?

Orchids are nice. Tulips were for a while!

Recently I found THESE

Black petunias!! I tool them because they're JUST LIKE ME FR! And they smell awful, like burnt rubber and bleach, but I LOVE THEM!!!!!!

69. A Fun Fact that you don't know how you learned?

@chaetophractus-vellerosus — most doors are universally 6 foot 9 inches, so it's easy to guess someone's height based on whether they have to bend through a door. Finch, I asked my friend where we had found that out, and apparently I knew it Before we had used it to work out Drew Gooden's height. So. I actually dunno where the information came from.... got that doortism though.

76. Favourite potato food?

AAAUGGHGH POTATOEEESSSS!!!!!!!! I like fried potatoes, I had real patatas fritas like a month ago and almost died it was so tasty. I like all manner of potatoes though. Give me the potatoes...

83. Writing or Drawing?

Both? Both!! I absolutely adore putting my thoughts onto a canvas. Whether that be a digital one where I'm throwing notes at a wall and seeing what sticks or a physical one where I'm just figuring everything out by swiping paint on white paper.

94. Favourite season?

SUMMER! Ironic because in Britain we (used to...) don't get very hot summers. We're almost there folks!

98. Favourite historical era?

A question I'm not sure I know the answer to! Dropped history almost as soon as I started it, to take geography instead, so I'm gonna say the devonian era and be done with that:)) (that's when bony fish were evolved and doing their thing with no dinosaurs to tell them what not to do)

CHOCO. I LOVE YOUU !!!!!

[death-in-a-handbasket]

Beside Ayatsuji, who is other men you wish to impregnate

now personally I’m not doing the impregnating, I’m afraid you’ll have to contact the cunt council about that one lmao 🌚

but being on the receiving end of that? oh goodness me 🤭

Fyodor? Fyodor <3

that man is so intentional and loving when he goes to breed a bitch, I feel like seeing his partner with a baby bump would activate his inner perv and his domestic side simultaneously, I am completely average about men (lie)

also Dazai? that man would probably babytrap a bitch but ngl I’d let him do it to me huhuhu ESPECIALLY like pm/beast Dazai I’m so sorry I like my men absolutely screwed up

NIKOLAI <33 WAUGH, THAT MAN IS FUCKIKG HUGE. he could fold me in half like a lawn chair bro, my size kink is gonna leave me with bruised lungs at some point but I’d let him do it to me, he is doing shit with his ability that people have only dreamt of he is doing positions that would scare god. he will give you twins fr fr

Now hear me out here. Akutagawa. rashomon bondage. three hours and a bottle of lube. I beg. I’m so normal right now. I’m on a 9 hour long ride in this damn vehicle and I’m going to thirst for this half dead man like there’s no tomorrow

anyways muah muah breeding and preg kinks I love that shit fr also can we have a moment of love for the monsterfucker aspects <3 god bless

egg ❤️ surprise to everyone who thought the weird ended at cannibalism I have been having medical kink preg thoughts since I was 11 I came into this world a kinky bastard and by god I’ll exit the world one too

[ashenberry]

GENERAL DGS2-3 SPOILERS TRED LIGHTLY

[ID: A collection of ms paint doodles featuring characters from the great ace attorney.

Image 1: Ryuu and Van Zieks are playing chess. There is a note pointing towards Van Zieks that reads, "doesnt know how hes losing to this chicken mcnobody" and a note pointing towards ryuu that reads, "honestly just cracked at chess"

Image 2: Ryuu and Iris, who is in her purple outfit, are looking at a portrait on the wall featuring Reigen Arataka from mob psycho 100. Iris comments, "damn this bitch ugly" to which ryuu follows up with "fr" Van zieks is seen below the portrait, furious.

Image 3: Ryuu and Iris are wide eyed looking down. Iris says, "oh my god he definitely murdered a guy" there is a note pointing towards ryuu and iris that says, "looking at a wine bottle" Van Zieks is standing behind them, unamused, with a note that reads, "literally standing right there"

Image 4: Sholmes giving a thumbs up saying ,"gregson would be a real hit in the gay community"

Image 5: A screenshot of Reigen Arataka from mob psycho 100 sitting politely with sholmes clothes drawn over him

Image 6: ryuu saying "HI SLUT" to the previously described image

Image 7: Iris gestures towards sholmes, who has both hands on his hips but looks worried, and says, "HEY RUNO WANNA SEE HOW HARD I CAN KICK THIS SHOLMES STATUE IN THE NUTS" there is a note pointing towards iris that says 'knowingly'

Image 8: Ryuu and Iris standing next to eachother making :3 faces

Image 9: Ryuu yells at sholmes, "STOP KINNING OUR MURDERER" while sholmes thinks of the strangler from spongebob

Image 10: Susato looks to the side and says, "I wonder where mr sholmes is" Sholmes is dancing in the background with a note that says, "breaking it down, as ne put it, "sexual style"

Image 11: Ryuu points ahead of him jaw dropped and says "IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER" Susato looks worriedly over and says, "we knew he was gonna be here???" in the upper right is a cut of doodle of bear ryuu and susato with the word "diggus" under it

Image 12: Ryuu dancing with the text, "lets dance mr slut"

Image 13: Susato dancing with the text "fuck it im gonna do my hail marry theory"

Image 14: Ryuu pointing towards a jpeg of Enoch drebber with the text "ok and? above. Ryuu says, "YES ITS OUTLANDISH BUT YOU KNOW WHO THE VICTIM IS AND ALSO LLOOK AT THEIR HAIR"

Image 15: The judge thinking, "damn these beasts loud!" with the jurors below

Image 16: Sholmes, crying, says, "none of you appreciate my catholic humor >:'("

Image 17: Sholmes is dumping a bucking with the word bleach on it and says, "i love bleaching the sea" gregson is running towards him from behind yelling "THATS HE THAMES U-" the rest is cut off but enough remains to tell it says "SON OF A BITCH"

end ID]

figured id post my dgs doodles from jeffs lets play

[obsidiendo]

It happens fast, the shift from false pleasantries to going forth with the attack. Duessel is not surprised to see Rafal aim the first blow at their unfortunate host -- he is more than willing to follow suit. He readies himself as he's about to strike, prepared to defend those around him.

Corporate Shadow 30/30 HP attacks everyone with No Refunds! [Roll: 17] Duessel 8/10HP takes -2 damage! [3 - 1 Def]; Duessel 6/10HP

The dragon's words are harsh, sharp things. Duessel takes a step back and readies his sword -- the thing he was given when he bet just moments ago. It's not as good as the weapons that Caspar and Rafal now hold, but it will have to do.

Omen [Roll: 3-1; -2 HP to everyone] Duessel 4/10HP

It is not just him who is wounded. The others are looking worse for wear, and though Duessel can still stand tall he feels desperate to protect those around him.

"Cover me, please, Laylea," Duessel says, and without waiting for an answer he raises his sword high in the air --

-- (it could have been a trick of the light, but he thinks he sees Renais in its reflection, with Grado right behind.)

"You will have your due."

Duessel 4/10HP attacks Corporate Shadow 30/30 HP with Devil Sword! [Roll: d20 = 18, crit! -2HP] Corporate Shadow 28/30 HP  Devil Sword Roll = 1,  -2HP Duessel 2/10HP Desperation Activates! Duessel 2/10HP attacks Corporate Shadow 30/30 HP with Devil Sword! [Roll: d20 = 9, +2 Luck, 11, crit! -2HP] Corporate Shadow 26/30 HP  Devil Sword Roll = 3

It smarts, but Duessel is feeling energized from whatever Laylea did. There is a snarl in his expression, though he is not a feral beast battle makes animals of them all. His anger drives him forward, even when he is struck.

Corporate Shadow 26/30 HP counterattacks with Please Play Responsibly! [Roll: d20 = 15, hit! -1HP] Duessel1/10HP

"You will need to do better than that, demon." The words are clipped, short things -- glass in his mouth and his throat. When was the last time he felt like this?

-- (so many years ago.)

Duessel doubles! Duessel 1/10HP attacks Corporate Shadow 26/30 HP with Devil Sword! [Roll: d20 = 9, +2 Luck, 11, crit! -2HP] Corporate Shadow 24/30 HP  Devil Sword Roll = 2 Desperation Activates! Duessel 1/10HP attacks Corporate Shadow 26/30 HP with Devil Sword! [Roll: d20 = 5, +2 luck, hit! -0HP] Corporate Shadow 24/30 HP  Devil Sword Roll = 2

He's spent, his energy waning. He is a tired weapon, but in taking a defensive stance he looks to the axe wielders and hopes that they can finish the job.

@rafent @aedsunderstudy @berglietz guys i thought fr i was gonna die

✦ 𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐏𝐀𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔? 𝐀 𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓 ✧

Team 12, Summer Arena 2024 — bronze round

[aneldritchmoth]

So I watched both Sea Beast and Bad Guys recently

My thoughts on Sea Beast

I LOVE IT OMG THE GRAPHICS, TOP TIER! SOME OF THE SHOTS WERE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL FR HOLY CRAP!!

All the characters were lovable, nevermind only most of them are, the dynamics between all of them was just top tier. I MEAN FOUND FAMILY PLUS PIRATES??? DREAM COME TRUE!!!

AND THE TWO MAIN CHARACTERS JACOB AND MAISIE?? OMG I LOVED THEM BOTH SM,, they just work so well together! I love their dynamic SO MUCH ; ; <3

THE TENSION ALSO OMG I WAS SHACKING IN MY SEAT WHILE WATCHING IT. I WAS CHEERING FOR THE MAIN CHARACTERS MAN.

11/10 AMAZING One of my new faves!! I recommend it for anyone but ESPECIALLY ppl who like pirates and the found family trope. I also loved the end message of the movie! ^^

My thoughts on Bad Guys

THE GRAPHICS WERE GREAT AS WELL!! Reminded me of a comic! I loved the stylized type of animation they were going for! Reminded me of SpiderMan Into The SpiderVerse lowkey.

The characters were awesome as well! The bad guys worked so well together. Loved the little dynamic they had going on! VERY NICE. Was kinda also found family, which was nice also!

That one police lady was strangely lovable too? Like from just what I'd seen of her before I saw the movie, I thought she was gonna be SO annoying, but she turned out surprisingly nice?

ALSO NO DOUBT MR. PIRAHNA IS 100% MY FAVORITE FOR SURE. LIKE OMG HE WAS SO COOL AAAAAGH. The little ponytail fin looking thing he had looks so cute too!! Short and crazy boy, I love that. <33

ALSO ALSO MR. SHARK BRO OMG I LOVED HIS CHARACTER TOO. HE'S SO DRAMATIC FOR NO REASON PLS /POS !!!

9.5/10 GREAT Not as enjoyable as Sea Beast in my opinion but absolutely worth the watch! The character designs were great and the aesthetic of the movie is SO GOOD.

The only reason it doesn't have a perfect 10 is because of the fart joke BUT it was used as a plot point SO I GUESS ITS FINE?

[verobatto]

Almost there

We had Castiel's "I love you", and we will have Dean's "I Love You Too"

Destiel meta. 15x18 meta. Spoiler. Meta Spec.

Hello friends, are you still alive? I have so much to say my ears are burning and I have the hart in my throat.

I just want scream this with all of you...

Destiel parallels all over foreshadowing the lovers Separation.

Charlie and Stevie.

First of all, let's spot Stevie's wardrobe: YES, PINK (HAPPINESS) Because she was happy to be with Charlie and she meant Charlie's happiness.

Stevie vanished, foreshadowing Castiel's death, and the lovers separation.

We also had Charlie mourning her, dating she didn't want to try this LOVE THING again. But she did. This quote reminded me how Dean called love like the 'L word' for so many years, finally talking about it and naming it by it's name in episode 14x06 with Jack.

'Why her and not me?' Charlie lamenting her lover's death is the same image we got with Dean sobbing and crying in silence, sitting against the wall, with Castiel's handprint in his left shoulder, as a signal of their bond.

Eileen and Sam

Eileen and Sam were another Destiel mirror foreshadowing the lovers separation. Okay, it was dramatically written with all the messages and the screaming via texting, but, it showed us Sam mourning her, but trying to focus on the mission, not letting the hinges despair of loosing her to drag him down.

The big difference with Dean was settled in this reaction, even knowing Sam and Jack were taking care of the AU hunters, SAVING PEOPLE, FAMILY BUSINESS, Dean didn't answer his brother's phone call. He just couldn't, because the intensity of his pain in lopsing Castiel again was too much for him. He couldn't avoid it. He couldn't reject it. It was there. So he started to cry. Because nothing else mattered in that moment he lost Cas again.

I'll go with you

Castiel in his last crusade with Dean, as he always had done since he met the hunter. He went with him to hunt Death. It was a wink to Destiel shippers, because the weight of these quote had always been part of the Destiel's flag.

But there was a foreshadow for the love confession we also had in this same episode:

Billie saying: 'It have always been you' to Dean, putting the focus on our hunter, treating him of Death defy, rule breaker, human disorder incarnate. She also says: DON'T YOU THINK IS ABOUT TIME, DEAN?

When Death calls out Dean with all theses titles, is a implied description of Castiel rebellious angel. And is foreshadowing Castiel's love confession, because for Cas, his happiness has always been Dean.

'Is about time, Dean' and here comes a spec, as you all know, i extensively talked about how Dean will rescue Cas from the Empty, well, i think this quote could be related to it. Because when Dean will enter to the Void to save his angel, IT WILL BE TIME FOR HIM TO CONFESS HIS LOVE BACK TO CAS.

Something that caught my attention too, was Castiel saying 'I got you' to Jack and then to Dean, his two more important persons in his life. He was protecting them from harm. Gosh I want to cry... But not yet because I have to talk about the most important, revealing Destiel scene from all times.

This romantic I LOVE YOU is for you, Dean

First of all, i want to say something DEAN WILL RESCUE CAS FROM THE EMPTY, because he will, and i want you to keep that in mind (Loudly sobbing) so this wasn't the goodbye, okay?

Let's go on...

This love confession was beautiful, and Castiel made it clear he was talking about ROMANTIC LOVE, because the whole prelude in his wordings were perfectly clear. There's not doubt he was confessing his romantic love for Dean. He even mention THE ONLY THING I CAN'T HAVE is the thing that will make him happy.

Is canon he was asking himself what happiness could be!!! It means CAS THOUGHT ABOUT HOW COULD IT BE TO HAVE DEAN NOT JUST AS A FRIEND!!!!

He says too FROM THE MOMENT HE TOOK THAT BURDEN! FR THE MENT HE REACUED DEAN FROM HELL!!!!!! 'It has always been you', Dean!'

You think you don't deserve to be saved or loved, well CAS SAVED YOU, JUST LIKE NOW, AND HE LOVES YOU DEAN!!!

When Castiel says he understood HAPPINESS IS NOT ABOUT TO HAVE THINGS, BUT TO BE, TO FEEL IT, immediately after saying he couldn't have that thing (Dean) is marking to all the audience that knowing HE CAN'T HAVE DEAN, HE IS HAPPY JUST FEELING THAT LOVE FOR HIM. LOVONG HIM AS HE DOES IS WHAT MAKES CAS HAPPY, AND CONFESSING THAT LOVE TO DEAN, RELEASE HIM.

Death called back all the 'bad things' Dean did, which are THE GOOD THINGS CASTIEL MENTIONED ABOUT DEAN.

While naming Dean's sacrifices and protective behavior, and showing him HE DID IT FOR LOVE, Castiel is trying to make Dean to see himself as CAS sees him.

Love yourself, because you are precious, because I LOVE YOU. You are not a monster, you are all this good things I see on you.

He said YOU CHANGED ME! BECAUSE NOW HE IS TALKING RO DEAN, ALL THAT THINGS HE SAID IN THAT BARN WHILE DYING! HE SAID IT TO HIA FAMILY BUT NOW, THESE WORDS ARE FOR DEAN, JUST FOR HIM! DEAN CHANGED CAS AND CAS CHANGED DEAN!

And Castiel cried! I saw him cry, we saw him cry! Tears of love!

My gosh! if this isn't the most romantic dialogue I've ever seen in my life... I don't know what to do!

Okay, now, i have to put my friend's body language analysis:

@mrsaquaman187 wrote:

"His face when he says “I love you” he tilts his head and purses his lips and you can see him swallowing back words. He wants to say “that’s not fair. You can’t tell me that then die” but all he can get out is “don’t do this Cas”..."

Gif set credit @mugiwara-yeet 👇

And OMG!!! Is a confirmation of what is about to come!!! Because Dean is in shock, he can't say the three words back, he just can't, because he doesn't want to lose him again. And that's why he remains against that wall after Cas is gone, because he is suffering for loosing the love of his life, but also because he couldn't say I LOVE YOU BACK TO HIM!!!! HE LOST HIS OPPORTUNITY!! BUT BUT! THE ULTIMATE 'I LOVE YOU' the meaningful, the one that will save Cas, will come soon. DEAN WILL SAID : I LOVE YOU TOO, to his angel, and it will be so important, that will mean Castiel's returning to his hunter. Damn. And we won't need more clown noses, because is gonna be real.

To Conclude:

I don't know what to conclude here more than ,people, we have been blessed, and also, i want my angel back.

I'm sure this is not his end, because there's a hunter there that needs to confess him his feelings and maybe, kiss him.

Thank you and good night, I need more alcohol.

Tagging @metafest @gneisscastiel @emblue-sparks @magnificent-winged-beast @weird-dorky-little-deana @michyribeiro @whyjm @legendary-destiel @a-bit-of-influence @thatwitchydestielfan @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @lykanyouko @evvvissticante @savannadarkbaby @dea-stiel @mybonsai1976 @anarchiana @angelwithashotgunandtrenchcoat @trashblackrainbow @destielshipper221b @mishtho @dancingtuesdaymorning @feathered-castiel @bre95611 @zoerayne2426 @justmeand-myinsight @that-one-fandom-chick @proccastinate @studio-hatter @pepevons @poorreputation @mrsaquaman187 @dizzypinwheel @jawnlockwinchester @dwstiel @thislunarkiss @ladygon @shippsblog @la-random-fangirl @lets-try-this-again-please @mychemicalobsession514 @destiel-shipper-11

@asphodelesauvage @2musiclover2

Buenos Aires November 5th 2020 11:54 PM

[thinkingaboutirlstreams]

vod: Today my apartment was on fire (MCC)

7:21

Tommy: so i was playing my new electric piano and right at this bit

bo burham’s Possible Ending song:

“If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke

l'Il panic, so call me up and tell me a joke”

Tommy: and then all of a sudden *ungodly fire alarm sound* starts erupting from the hallways and i think “oh god oh shit oh piss this is where i die!”

[…]

at 10:05

Tommy: and i run down, and the only other person is the builder who was working in the other apartment, and i’m like kinda shaking and i go to him like “does this normally happen?” and i shit you not he goes “yes.” and i go “huh?” and he goes “yeah yes” so it turns out in the apartment and he said it like this “the apartment downstairs, uh, the man and wife, um, they argue a lot, and whenever they argue the wife pulls the fire alarm” and me quick thinking, i goes “sounds like the fire, ya know, the fire today would only be arriving to a very angry woman” and he just screams laughing and im like “this is all funny” while there’s also “NEE NAW NEE NAW” so apparently the last time they did it it was at midnight?? *are you fr hands palms up moving side ways* anyhow, it’s fine, i’ve got my ‘table clothes it’s fine it’s fine i won’t burn down i’ll use the tommyinnit hoodie to protect me oh my god *touches hoodie at the words* they’re fluffy so buyable

[…]

11:55

Tommy: anyway, i leave the apartment and then i finally get back after an hour of being like “okay, fuck, what if all of my, and i’m so sad thinking like what if all of my stuff has burned down? like this is my pc with all of my videos on. and i get back. and fine luckily its fine and i asked the same builder of like what happened and i’m not kidding. and this is gonna need the Wii shop theme this is gonna provoke a Wii shop theme and it turns out

the people under me was smoking copious amounts of marijuana!!?!

and apparently like they blew up the- the bioeng (bong) and they held it under the smoke alarm cause they were high and all the smoke went *wheezes* *gestures wildly* and i went “oh that’s good to know” and it also explains all these strange whiffs i’ve been getting all these other nights *squeezing the between his brows* *spurting incomprehensible words that translates to “this was a fucking mistake oh god” and various “fuck”s*

[…] i gotta get outta here *laughs in pain*

anyways. LETS GET SOME PRIMES

*advertises ginger*

Tommy: its tastes like shit tho XD

*advertises mr Beast’s matches*

*lights the match*

*freaks out and run to put out match*

*his build a bear plushie played music on it’s own*

FINALLY SO ALL IT TOOK FOR YOU TO DITCH THAT APARTMENT WAS STONERS DOWNSTAIRS AND RANDOM FIRE ALARMS MIDDAY AND POSSIBLY A HAUNTING

kinda transcript? i might’ve missed some parts cuz i can’t hear them very well but ye :)

link to stream: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1437561062

[smosh-stuff]

The Poll Results!

Alright folks, now that the poll is closed, let’s go over the results and what that means for the future!

Question One

So, this was me basically asking: should I wait until I’ve written a decent amount of the story to start uploading chapters and set up a regular upload schedule, or say FUCK a schedule and just upload whenever I finish a chapter? This was what yall answered:

19 Votes for a regular upload schedule, and 11 votes for no schedule. 

So, while I will try to get chapters written and posted as fast as possible, it’s gonna be a little bit before I start putting them out! Right now, I'm thinking a schedule of maybe two chapters a week, but I’ll wait until I start posting to say for sure.

Question Two

This was me simply asking, how long do you want the chapters to be? This was what yall gave back:

4 Votes for about 2000 words per chapter, 2 Votes for about 3000 words per chapter, 1 Vote for 4000+ words per chapter, 2 Votes for “just write the damn fic”, and 21 Votes for “that last option but nicer”.

First of all, to the two people who literally just chose to be mean to me: Alright, sluts, just because I gave you the option,

Fr tho- this was an interesting one! Seeing as most of you don’t care, I figure I’ll do my best to keep the chapters between 2000-3000 words, but I won't worry too much about the length.

Question Three

For this one, I asked if you want me to keep posting stuff about the universe in the AU, or stop and just keep everything in the fic. You answered:

26 Votes for more worldbuilding posts, and 4 Votes for them to stop.

Now, even though the majority of you want to see those posts, I don’t want the rest of you to feel like I’m ignoring your wishes. I also understand wanting to be totally immersed in the main story. Therefore, I’ve decided that I’m gonna start tagging every out-of-story worldbuilding post with “aa worldbuilding”. Those of you who don’t want to see those posts can blacklist the tag, and you won’t see any of them!

Question Four

This one was an extension of the last question- if I’m gonna keep making worldbuilding posts, what topics should I cover? A few of you gave me replies to this one! These included:

“The living conditions for children!!! how are they raised in this Weird Radioactive Hellscape, and how do they survive to adulthood?”

“Maybe things like environmental conditions, animal/plant life used by survivors, and stuff like that.”

“I’m super interested in the guard things”

“Law, and what the landscape is like, and the cause of the apocalypse”

“Maybe the environment and a little bit of enemies”

“Travel/transportation; sports/competitions; other notable figures in the land”

“Steven Universe”

“the mutated beasts bruh”

I took most of these answers into consideration! I definitely plan on covering these topics in future posts, so thanks for the feedback :)

Question Five

This question was just like question three, except asking if I should post about the characters themselves. This is how you all replied:

24 Votes for yes, 4 Votes for no, and 2 Votes that were somewhere in between.

For those that answered no- similarly to the worldbuilding posts, I’ve decided to make a tag for these! All character-building posts will be tagged with “aa characterbuilding”. I don’t plan to put anything spoiler-y in these, aside from maybe some vague foreshadowing, but again I understand wanting to be especially immersed in the written story.

I also took the custom answers into consideration as well! Don’t worry, I don’t plan on making a post about anything heavily plot-related. If I post about things like abilities, Guards, etc., I’ll only include information that isn’t directly related to the plot. I do think that I’ll save some topics for later down the line, when they’ve already come into play, to avoid any minor spoilers.

Question Six

Like question four, this one was an extension question, asking what character topics I should cover. These responses included:

“general hcs would be nice!!!”

“All of those things you've listed and maybe a bit of background as to how people met.”

“Combat is always super cool”

“Maybe abilities, combat and weapons”

“Steven Universe”

“Guards, backstories, combat styles, personal hc’s”

Again, I took most of these answers into careful consideration! I think general hc’s will be a good post to make in the near future. I’ll also make sure to cover combat styles, Guards, and more details about their backstories as well!

Again, thanks to everyone who responded! This was super helpful, and I’m really glad I’ll be able to go ahead with this project with yall’s interests in mind. :)

[meetthetank]

Peccatum Chapter 9: March

Ao3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14454675/chapters/33391545

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: F/M Fandom: NieR: Automata (Video Game) Relationships: 2B/9S (NieR: Automata), A2/A4 (NieR: Automata), Jackass/The Commander (NieR: Automata) Characters: 2B (NieR: Automata), 9S (NieR: Automata), A2 (NieR: Automata), A4 (NieR: Automata), 6O (NieR: Automata), 21O, Jackass (NieR: Automata), The Commander (NieR: Automata) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe, genre typical violence, long fic, Slow Burn, War

“So you shat your pants?” 11S asks.

The other scouts at the table can’t help but laugh at 9S, who buries his face in his arms in an attempt to make himself as small as possible.

“No! I keep telling you I didn’t shit my pants!” he yells just loud enough for the whole mess tent to hear him. He catches a glimpse of 2B giving him an odd look before he sinks into himself more, “She just...We were sparring and she won and I got embarrassed. That’s it!”

“Oooh no, that’s not it,” 801S, an older scout, says with a sly grin, “You were all sweaty, squirming, acting all hot and bothered.”

“I was not!!”

“Yes, you were!” 801S’ singsong voice makes 9S groan, “Did getting your ass kicked by a lovely lady...excite you? Is our Nines a little deviant?”

9S feels his face flush beet red, prompting a round of laughter from the table, “I’m gonna kick your ass if you don’t stop!!”

“What a story this will be!” shouts 42S, an aspiring bard, “9S, the young scout with a troubled past, returns from his northern excursion with an exotic and mysterious Coatyl woman! Her beauty only matched by her ferocity! A simple sparring match goes awry when things become deliciously heated and they-”

“That is if 6O doesn’t snatch her up first.” mutters 32S.

The table erupts into laughter once again. Fed up with their antics, 9S abruptly stands up and tries to make a hasty exit from the mess tent.

“Attention!!”

The bellowing voice of Commander White stops him in his tracks and silences the tent of hungry soldiers in an instant. Her steely gaze scans the tent to make certain she has everyone’s full attention.

“Tomorrow at dawn,” she begins, “We will be beginning our march towards Vigo.”

Murmurs ripple through the mess tent.

“I realize this is a month earlier than when we had planned originally, but we have received word that an aquatic demon of unknown size has been sighted in the bay. All ship traffic has been halted until the demon is either destroyed or moves on.”

Again, she waits until the muttering amongst the soldiers comes to a stop.

“Our task remains the same, however. We will assist Vigo in the evacuation of civilians, defending refugee camps, and transportation of supplies. The only thing that’s changed as of now is when we’re expected. Dismissed.”

The moment Commander White turns to exit the tent, conversation erupts from all the tables. All except the scouts, who share concerned looks with each other. Even 9S returns to his seat, his annoyance with the others quickly abandoned.

“A demon in the bay? What do you think it could be?” 32S mutters.

“Maybe a siren type?”

“I thought those were smaller…”

“They can get big, I’ve read reports of one that was the size of a mammoth.”

“That wouldn’t be enough to shut down a whole trade city.”

“Maybe it’s just a whale?”

“Whale’s don’t come into bays, dumbass.”

“What if…” 9S says, staring through his friends, “What if it’s something new?”

The others give him odd looks, “What do you mean, new?” 11S asks.

“I mean what if this is something we haven’t seen before? An aquatic siege engine type? Transport type? Or maybe some weird whale hybrid they’re trying to roll out.”

“...If it’s that, how in the world would we get rid of it?” 801S rubs his chin in thought.

9S shrugs, “Dunno, but that’s not really our job, is it?”

“No, but I’m gonna guess you’re gonna try and find out what the plan is,” he says with a grin.

“I won’t be doing anything if you lot don’t keep your mouths shut.” he growls.

The scouts ease back into their normal conversations, mainly complaints about the early start tomorrow. Before he gets drawn back into the group, he spots 2B on her way out and gives her a small wave. She returns his gesture, and he can’t help the wide smile that spreads across his face.

“Have you ever been to Vigo, 2B?” 6O asks as they exit the mess tent.

“-M made a point t’ stay away fr-...m human settlements.” she responds with a mouthful of potatoes, “There were too many stories we were told as cubs of Coatyls being hunted for sport or paraded around circuses.”

“Right…” 6O sighs, “so, does that mean you’re not gonna stick around when we get to Vigo?”

“I...I’m not sure yet. I still don’t have a good lead on where A2 is. Maybe this city will have something.”

“You think they might be hiding out in Vigo?”

“Or someone that may have seen something.”

“You’re not seriously going to ask every person in the city if they’ve seen them, are you?” There’s a hint of genuine concern in 6O’s voice that makes 2B huff, “Well when you say it out loud…”

6O giggles and playfully jabs her in the side. “I’m just teasing you. I’ll help you ask around when I’m off duty.”

2B mutters a quick thanks, then quickly looks over her shoulder as the laughter of the scouts' echoes through the tent. For such small men, they could certainly be quite loud.

“Well, we’d be glad to have you stick around with us, 2B. I know there would be some of us that would be sad to see you go.”

“Hm...Perhaps.”

  True to her word, Commander White’s wake up call came before the sun had begun to rise. Or rather, Lieutenant Jackass’ wake up call. She parades around the camp, slamming two iron cooking pans together and shouting as loud as her lungs will allow. One by one, annoyed soldiers emerge from the tents, only to be immediately assigned a task to break down the camp. Within minutes, activity surges through the encampment and it begins to disappear, packed into crates and carriages, piece by piece. The sun is just cresting over the horizon by the time there’s nothing left but a worn down patch of dirt.

9S and the other scouts are assigned to helping the stablehands with the horses. They hitch up the temperamental beasts with little resistance. Despite being bred for war, they seem to sense that something is about to change and need to be calmed down with pats and bribery treats every so often. 9S isn’t too bothered, however. He’s been around horses as long as he can remember; their bizarre behaviors comes as no surprise to him. In fact, they seem to be fairly comfortable around him, one of the large chestnut geldings even nibbles at his hair to get a laugh out of him.

2B, on the other hand, does not mix well with horses.

With her dragonic strength, she volunteered herself to lift some of the heavier crates. Things that would take two or three full-grown men to lift, she would carry like it was nothing. Occasionally, 9S will stop in his tracks as he watches her heft box after box into a carriage, with 6O standing close by cheering her on.

Other times he watches her try to pat the dappled mare that’s hitched to the carriage she’s loading, only for the agitated beast to try and bite off her fingers. She squawks and leaps back, yelling profanities and jumping between common and a strange language 9S presumes to be dragonic. The mare, of course, doesn’t yell back. She just snorts and shakes her head at nothing in particular while 2B hisses at her.

It’s...much less impressive than watching her feats of strength.

Still, he can’t help but laugh. It makes her seem far less intimidating. Endearing, even. It’s nice to see she’s not always so dour and serious, or at least not the point that she isn’t above arguing with a horse.

She really is something...

He snorts as 6O eventually steps between the huffy Coatyl and the horse as if she’s separating two brawlers. They’re too far away for him to hear the conversation fully, but he swears he hears 6O telling 2B that she would lose that fight. 9S makes a mental note to tease her about this later. For now, though, he has a list of tasks to deal with, including helping his mother load fifteen cages of ornery ravens into carts.

Being the unofficial assistant to a healer means 2B is volunteered to help sick and injured soldiers into a cramped carriage set to be in the middle of the march. Her strength makes lifting full grown men easy, but 6O and the other healers have to guide her into not jostling broken limbs and tender stitching too much.

By the time the army would normally be settling in for breakfast, they begin the march towards Vigo. By 21O’s rough estimation they would reach the city within the week, but they would have to keep a quick pace. Traveling alone is one thing, but traveling with the entire company is another. No falling behind or rushing ahead. Everything must be in time with each other, otherwise, the whole caravan would fall apart. Commander White rides at the front, flanked by Jackass and several high ranking officers. Behind them, most of the army keeps pace with supply carriages dotted within the ranks. A troop of the best performing soldiers brings up the rear as a precaution against surprise attacks.

However, a solid mile ahead of the main army, the scouts travel in a loose and unsuspecting band, with one addition. 2B circles above them, flying ahead for a mile or so and then doubling back to circle a few times, then repeating the process. She insisted on staying with the scouts despite the protests of 9S. He did not take too kindly to her pointing out that they were small and easily targeted by anything larger than a house cat. She was right, but she didn’t have to say it so harshly…If a fight did break out, having a dragon overhead would be an incredible boon.

He could do without the teasing, though.

“You’re a lucky little bastard, you know that?” 11S says as 2B circles their group.

9S looks up at his friend and sighs, “What?”

“You know what people would give to have a godsdamned dragon be interested in them?”

He feels his cheeks heat up, “She’s not interested in me.”

“Why is she literally hovering above you, though?”

“Cause we’re easy targets!”

“Getting a bit defensive there, aren’t ya, Nines?” 801S says with a sly smile.

“Yeah, you’re not subtle there, buddy.” adds 11S. “It’s pretty obvious what’s going on.”

“And what exactly is ‘going on’?” 9S huffs.

“You fancy her.”

9S sputters and stops in his tracks, “I d-...Bu-....Y-...Shut up! She can probably hear you!”

801S cackles and 9S swears he sees 2B’s head tilt downward before she soars on ahead once more.

“So you do!”

“Well it’s obvious isn’t it?!” 9S growls. “I mean, you’ve seen her, she’s gorgeous and strong and-!”

He feels a roiling in his stomach at the admission of his feelings coming to light. It’s nonsensical though! It’s not like he’s about to propose to her, he’s just admitting to finding her attractive. So why does it feel like he’s about to vomit?!

“Tell her then,” 32S mumbles bluntly.

“Are you mad?! No! She’d eat me alive!”

“She didn’t eat you alive when you got a hard-on from her kicking your ass, that means she likes you, right?” 42S says to himself mostly.

“I did not-!!” 9S takes a deep breath and tries to calm his embarrassment before he ends up shouting loud enough for the Commander to hear, “...Look, so what if I do...fancy her, there’s no way she’d ever give a moment of her time to someone like me.”

801S gives him a sideways glare, “What the hell are you talking about, 9S?”

“2B’s the kind of person who’d end up with a legendary hero or something, not some scrawny half-breed.”

“You might not be entirely wrong, but there’s plenty of self-made heroes in this army,” 801S says with nothing but sincerity in his voice. “Yet she’s spending her time with you.”

“And 6O,” 42S adds quickly.

“And 6O but, let's face it, Nines. 6O is more likely to be your new step-mom than she is to snatch up 2B.”

“Hey, wait a second, what the hell does that mean?!”

Their conversation switches in the blink of an eye and as 9S gets drawn into another round of teasing, he sees 2B flying a bit closer to the ground than before. Their eyes meet for a brief moment, and in an instant, she’s soaring ahead of the group once more.

9S feels his stomach drop and flutter at the same time.

[unhingemyneurons]

top 15!

ty baby! Since this is a long list i'm gonna do fav lyrics and memories with each song

1. Get Bummed Out by Remember Sports

"i can take care of myself, i just wish sometimes that I didn’t always have to"

my post-break up on repeat song. this line specifically hit so hard, i'm good at being alone but i don't always wanna be!!!!!!!

2. Myspace 2009 by Club Sofa

"sent a dirty text message, 'can i sleep between your thighs?' well I hate myself and I know she hates the mess"

this song is so sexy and gay and real, i'm obsessed w it

3. Ambrosia by Rosie Tucker

"nothing is simple, just 'cause you wish that it is"

another post-breakup song. i cried to this one sm it is so beautiful and melancholic. i adore the way rosie tucker writes.

4. Young and Doomed by Frank Iero and the Future Violets

"most of the time I'm convinced I survived and that's fine, but it's far from ideal...but I'll deal."

UGH this whole song feels like the perfect representation of becoming a bad, paranoid, and closed off person after trauma and like being aware of it but not knowing how to stop it. i fkn adore this song.

5. Altitude (This Party Sucks) by Mal Blum

"you know me so well, but not like you should"

I've been a Mal Blum fan forever, he's my fav artist to go on walks to. Long live anti-folk.

6. already answered

7. Gay Bar by Rosie Tucker

"saint peter clad in leather, she was looking quite salacious. but the fire never met her eyes"

more beautiful rosie words, i just love all of the gay imagery revealed through religious imagery she just Gets It you know?

8. I Eat Salads Now by Sidney Gish

"these sweet instincts ruin my life, there’s no progress, just good times. bitch, I’m wasted, just kidding, I’m high. we’re gonna go to a show, and then come home and probably die"

sidney gish is another storyteller i luuuuuv. she's very cheeky and has great metaphors and images and her words really hit home.

9. Better Go by Mal Blum

"oh my god, look at all the stuff you've got. does it make your loneliness more bearable?"

Mal again, i feel like in queer lit reflections and parallels btwn lovers are super common and i feel like this is mal talking to themselves and a lover that sold out simultaneously. also the beat is so fun.

10. Miss World by Hole

"i'm miss world, watch me break and watch me burn."

i don't even have to explain this everything about me screams Hole fan lmao

11. Brand New Beast by Rosie Tucker

"if I could shed you like a skin: brand new beast"

again, a breakup song, and again, she gets it.

12. Flowers in my Garden by Yasmin Nur

"watch me scream and suffocate, you're getting pleasure from my pain, satisfaction is all you gain"

Yasmin Nur is suuuuuper undderrated. This song perfectly straddles the sweetness of pain. Everyone go listen to her she's fucking incredible. Hard recommend Voodoo Doll.

13. M.E.L.T by Club Sofa

"i've been so unclean, i dirty up your sheets, at 12 years old I dreamed of his throat between my teeth"

I wanna paste the whole song in here. It is my fucking feminine anger personified. this song is so goddamn cathartic. alsooo this band is fucking underrated pls go listen.

14. Passion by PinkPantheress

"i never wanted them to end this way. and now I have to gather all my things. they don't know the problems that I bring"

cutesy self-loathing hours. honestly tho her music is super original and fun and she's an mcr stan which means she's just like me fr.

15. Clean Jeans by Remember Sports

"you got a death wish, that’s not my problem"

Remember Sports to round it off, song to scream and jump to bc fuck!!!!

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click HERE to listen. tracklist is under the cut.

1. emperor’s new clothes - panic! at the disco 2. seven devils - florence + the machine 3. seven nation army - the white stripes 4. sail - awolnation 5. house of the rising sun - lauren o’connell 6. gods & monsters - lana del rey 7. heathens - twenty one pilots 8. mama - my chemical romance 9. teenagers - my chemical romance 10. men are all the same - the used 11. the bird and the worm - the used 12. face down - the red jumpsuit apparatus 13. makedamnsure - taking back sunday 14. liar (it takes one to know one) - taking back sunday 15. i’m not okay (i promise) - my chemical romance 16. misery business - paramore 17. dance, dance - fall out boy 18. dirty little secret - the all american rejects 19. lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - panic! at the disco 20. thnks fr th mmrs - fall out boy 21. this ain’t a scene, it’s an arms race - fall out boy 22. lifestyles of the rich & famous - good charlotte 23. famous last words - my chemical romance 24. what’s my age again? - blink 182 25. american idiot - green day 26. gives you hell - the all american rejects 27. holiday/boulevard of broken dreams - green day 28. basket case - green day 29. girls/girls/boys - panic! at the disco 30. the downfall of us all - a day to remember 31. rose colored boy - paramore 32. partners in crime - set it off ft. ash costello 33. decided to break it - marianas trench 34. almost here - the academy is... 35. wolf in sheep’s clothing - set it off ft. william beckett 36. raised by wolves - falling in reverse 37. ur so gay - katy perry 38. look what you made me do - taylor swift 39. habits (stay high) - tove lo 40. you and i - lady gaga 41. beast of burden - the rolling stones 42. (don’t fear) the reaper - blue oyster cult 43. round here - counting crows 44. tonight, tonight - the smashing pumpkins 45. losing my religion - r.e.m. 46. the taste of ink - the used 47. miss murder - afi 48. a little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me - fall out boy 49. but it’s better if you do - panic! at the disco 50. you’re gonna go far, kid - the offspring