#but 🙄🙄

[darcymariaphoster]

Omg. I forgot to post this.

I got up at 5am for work this morning and walk down the hall and I just see--

Just staring at me. 😭😭

[mioakem]

bro gay ppl cannot break up normally

[taxidermychrist]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[wizardpink]

Hey remember how after Lestat upturned Armand's life by destroying the Children of Darkness coven, Armand made out with him and became obsessed with him? And how after Louis slaughtered his next coven and burned the Theatre des Vampires, Armand married him for 77 years? Wow I wonder how he took Daniel destroying his marriage and getting him kicked out of his posh penthouse in Dubai?

[vinelark]

everyone in young justice separately sending this tweet to tim

[chloesimaginationthings]

William gives Michael a very “good” FNAF gift..

[simonbrain]

sending johnny voice messages while you're lying down in bed after a shitty day because he's deployed and you miss your man, except he's seeing them but not replying, which only worsens your mood.

meanwhile, he's jerking off to the soft, breathy murmurs playing from his phone. he's been so pent-up the past few days, and being away from his girls (you and your pussy) has only heightened the frustration, so he can't help it when the first thing he sees when he opens up your chat are the lengthy voice messages.

when he finally sends something back, it's a photo of him holding his shirt up between his teeth and a hand wrapped around his leaking cock, cum covering his belly, thighs, and even all the way up his chest. just the sluttiest photo you've ever seen.

sorry bonnie, couldn't help it ;) pops up under the photo, and you're just staring at your phone with an unimpressed look as more messages pour in of him asking if you could keep purring in his ear like that; maybe throw in a few instructions for him next time he wants to have a wank (which is probably soon, so get to it, love).

[oodlyenough]

average twitter exchange

[stuckinapril]

I don’t support keeping your shit together anymore. Panic about everything. Start fights with people . Life is too short go absolutely fucking insane

[aerequets]

sorry

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it gets progressively messier the sleepier i get, but i feel like it fits the vibe!

[brainrotcharacters]

TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

What I do find low key funny is that in most shows/movies, when a character goes through their Traumatic Incident™️, they're almost always very tight lipped and secretive about what happened to them.

However if you speak to Edwin Payne for more than 20 minutes, not only will he tell you that he was in Hell, he'll give you a time scale and recommendations for restaurants there. He's leaving catty reviews on TripAdvisor. He's the Edwardian equivalent of a vlogger who had a bad time at a starbucks and has to make a 40+ minute call out video. Conceptually he should be Broody and Mysterious but he's fundamentally too much of a gay little bitch to keep shit to himself.

[kosmogrl]

it's always being a yearner and never someone yearning for me

[sparkleyiff]

[woahcoolbear]

🤲my angel

[nanaba]

i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet) reference by 第1793个失踪的梦