#but !!! not the point !!

[ross1fum1]

WE ARE SO BACK

[wornkindness]

but amelia going on a camping trip to the sea when hm? whose going to take her??

[liliumandclans]

i have NEVER gotten a murder in ANY of my main 5 clans

i have not played sunclan because it is at 300 moons currently and i’m trying to make a comic rn, as well as the other 4 clans haven’t been played as long (so i play those instead)

i got bored today and said, what’s one more moon

and finally

moon 301

a cat was murdered

[chrissdollie]

i just started season 5 of dexter and oh my gosh i have never cried so much watching a show

[personadaylight]

never am I gonna explain this , never .

[homo-nouveau]

I'm not joking when I say if you see a dead restaurant late at night and your first thought isn't 'oh they're probably closing and have to stay open because of their shit head boss I'll walk on' I will kill you with hammers

[livvyofthelake]

well the thing about richard and reading the secret history is that it is kind of lame and annoying in the beginning and it’s hard to care about richard. well i guess unless you have an insane tumblr mutual who lovingly posted about him an insane amount a year ago. i imagine all of you would have no problem connecting with richard now that i’ve primed you. but i digress. basically it’s soooo lame until richard gets to winter break and almost dies from pneumonia. and then it hits you that he is so pathetic and sad and you love him and want to wrap him in blankets and make him soup. and then of course the story starts heating up. but of course no it doesn’t because this is functionally a book where nothing happens. yes i know things happen. but can we be honest. 85% of this book is richard going to a different one of his friends houses and being annoying about ancient greek there. that review of pride and prejudice that said it’s just a bunch of people going to each others houses. literally richard. nothing happens for that whole book it’s just vibes. and a little murder. but mostly vibes. and homoeroticism of course. anyway. basically i miss him. but i literally do not have the time to reread and also you knowwww i’m busy with my fanfictions!!!

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Omg staying in this new mountain/cowboy town for a week (don’t question it it’s a weird place) and I just went to the local tavern to get a takeaway pizza and almost got kicked out because they thought I was under 18! Tried telling the lady at the bar I only wanted a pizza to go and she was insistent I had to show ID to order food for takeaway

Does the pizza have vodka in it?? Which wouldn’t be a problem anyways because I showed my license, but good lord how barbaric I’m 22!

[spiderlegeyelashes]

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CHALLAH....

[otomelavenderhaze]

There's some motherless and maidenless bastard blasting off music in the highest volume ever and, honestly, I want violence.

[the-cooler-king]

I am chomping at the bit to play some world of warcraft. Nothing else tickles that fancy yknow. Gathering materials. Undercutting at the auction house. Gathering materials. Logging out when people talk to me. Gathering materials

[starch1ldz]

^^

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in