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transplutonium · 8 years ago

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Batfam Meets Hamilton

hello naughty children its hc time

everyone’s trying to figure out who’s who at first

NO ONE wants to be Jefferson (hoo boi) (this causes an all out WAR)

“im not jefferson, YOURE jefferson damIAN” “TODD HOW D A R E YOU”

Dick pins Damian down as Philip right away

(smol baby who just wanted to live up to his father’s image, got hurt trying to defend his lineage)

Damian doesnt wanna be the Baby

Dick is easily Lafayette. No One argues w that

Stop me if this doesn’t sound like him but: Started off young (very young), passionate about a cause/ideal, helps others out out of empathy

also a Cutie Ambitious Loser aw

“Timmy you’re aaron burr” “bitch i saved bruce. i was right! I DIDNT GO BATSHIT CRAZY AT THE END OF MY CARRIER or did i”

“BUT I SAVED HIM. I DID SOMETHING I ACHIEVED SOMETHING”

“..sure ya did kid” ((cue tims SCREAMING))

On the topic of tim and jason: everyone thinks Tim Knows It all. False. Tim is utterly hopeless (haha ge t it) when it comes to history

….to everyones surprise (it really shouldn’t have)(maybe not to bruce or alfred),,,,,,JASON IS THE HISTORY NERD KNOW IT ALL

its terrible

they all dont Get A Break

also

jason: I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN UP IN IT LOVIN IT-

“YES JASON WE HEARD YOU ONLY THE FIRST 28 TIMES”

tim: why cant i be john laurens. WHY NOT-

(oh so tim can yell the same thing more than 28 times but you give ME shit for it….i see how it is)

Bruce is hamilton. pretty open and shut case tbh

and if bruce is hamilton…..

George Washington very much suites alfred

THE BATGIRLS! ARE! THE SCHUYLER SISTERS! (minus the whole in love w hamilton thing ew gross)

Babs is angelica (responsible adult mom, caring, but also has passion and is determined), Steph is eliza (excited, knows more and does more than people thinks she does) and Cass is peggy (quiet, an absolute sweetheart, catious, blurry past)

I forgot the name of the badass woman in the cabinet battles but thats Harper fam

“dont be a hamilton” becomes a house meme/Thing

bruce is lowkey SEETHING he KNOWS that hes “is” hamilton

he cant say anything tho bc that only Confirms things

Dick cant sing for SHIT but he tries. at the top of his lungs

Jason and cass can sing like angels

and thats how the batfam find out abt jason and his Singing (cass is careful and also doesnt really like singing that much)

Stephanie….can rap. ish

SHE DOES LAFAYETTE IN GUNS AND SHIPS. ALWAYS

TIM DOES KING GEORGE. HE PUTS HIS ALL INTO IT TO but he does it Rarely so its always quiet somethin when he does

he also…is really good at singing the soft songs….like its quiet uptown

he also has wait for it nailed (no ones crying. nope. jason doesnt have to step out of the room for a bit. naah)

tim…is confused and Understands their reactions at the same time. like “yeah this relates to me but do you really have to cry for me?”

he emotionally detaches/distances himself from Hamilton bc he knows the moment he starts Feeling and Thinking and Empathizing…his mental stability will come crashing down (the repression is REAL)

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