#burppppp

[chonkyvoreai]

"Marco? *slaps belly*"

*muffled cries* "p-olo"

"Heh. Guess I won. *BURPPPPP*"

[growingainergut]

Burppppp…..

[jukjujada]

btw got some old stuff (from ask)

There may be some mistakes in this translation cuz Im just a bug, okay?? BURPPPPP

Why did you choose this profession?

*I grew up in an ordinary family. The bar and the position of bartender in it were passed down from generation to generation, so I knew from an early age that this type of work will suit me. I had no thoughts about the mediocrity. The most important thing for me was the opportunity to save memories about my father's work. He loved his job.

*There have been many changes and many things could discourage me from continuing this tradition, but...

*I would never have found a better job in my life than this one.

[gestalia]

Feliz cump....burppppp!!!!

[nevermindtheweights]

bassy devil celeste burppppp

[jojoyuki]

Thanks @khoosl_eve introduced this refreshing drinks 🍹 #Pineapple & #Assamboi , that bring back my #voice 🤣😂😅 #burppppp #beverage #quenchyourthirst quench my thirst for my pleasure 😇 @tableandapron #igbeverage #foodie (at Table & Apron) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaCvRqFhKub/?utm_medium=tumblr

[gayfartsworld]

The Teachers new seat-

You sat sitting there, looking at the new teacher, he wore a tight slick suit. His crotch huge and bulging through his trousers. His ass, fat and big.

'So, you know bout all this new regulation and all?'

You were so confused, and as you were trying to give him an answer, he leant to one side and you smelt a huge odor of eggs and broccoli.

He smiled, as he started to stand up. You couldn't say anything. You were speechless.

He slowly came round to where you were sat and bent over, his big fat ass, blocking the light coming from the window.

You opened your mouth to say something when...

Pppppptthhhh!!!!

A huge fart erupted into your mouth and into your nose. You sniffed it in, as he looked back.

'Wow, sniffing aswell as your mouth fully open. The last man I had, had to get a fellow student in here, and make me and his friend give him an ass Sandwich.'

He let another one go as he just shimmied his ass nearer and nearer to your face. He stopped when he you felt his ass cheeks on the right hand side of your face.

You tried to turn away as the gas slowly started to permeate out of his ass. No audible sound, just a quick serving of his own manly 'oxygen'.

'So, the new regulation.'

Pppphrt!

'Its great...'

Sssspppggttr!!!!!

'I choose you cause you weren't doing well in your exams so, was thinking of giving you a more easy way of earning credit.'

You sat there and looked at him.

'And what's that?' you said as he turned around and knelt, his face right next yours.

'My ass needs a comfy seat, and well, why not make it easier for yourself, and me.'

He rubbed his ass, whilst he spoke.

'You can nestle right in there, trousers off, of course. and give me a lovely service of smelling your new bosses farts.'

'And what if I don't want to do this??' you said.

He stood there, and got your face near to his.

BURPpppp!

He let a huge burp ring out into your face, it was much better than a gnarly fart, but at least you knew when a fart was to come along hopefully.

'Now, what you up for? Full experience?'

You didn't even talk as he stood at his chair and beckoned down to his seat.

'You can crawl underneath the table.'

He beckoned again, letting one rip as he did so.

You were halfway now under the desk, you got into position face up on the seat.

He then got in position, his ass huge, he stared back.

Pppppphhhhhhrrrrrrtttttt!!!!!

A knock at the door, suddenly got your face covered quickly. You struggled, your face squashed between the crevice of both his cheeks.

'How is it doing?' said another teacher, who you heard sit down.

You felt his left ass cheek rise up slightly and let out a little toot. He sighed.

The other teacher let out a huge fart too.

'God this is amazing. You better get your trousers off on this one.'

He started to grind on your face.

'Well, he'll be there all the time, everyday.'

Tooottttt!!

Gghhjuyy!!!!!

'You can see, he's my new cushion and seat, and well, I'm gonna give him a full on male experience, join in!'

The other man got into position on your neck and you enveloped for the next few hours by two men letting rip everything they had.

[flybienby]

Emma Watson is such a powerhouse. I love this woman. This gave me inspiration for a self-partnered list of amazing. I've been in really good relationships, I've been in really bad ones, and I've now been single, living alone, and LOVING IT for 7 years. I used to be really concerned about what a lot of ppl are concerned with; will i be lonely? What if i dont find soneone? BUT Being single is actually amazing. I actually don't think I want a traditional relationship anymore tbh! On this day in particular I Want to share 50-odd reasons it's great to be single. (Full disclosure: I didn't actually count lol)

50-odd Reasons it's great to be single

Your music. All the time.

Masturbation. Any time. Any way you want to.

No "did you come?" Or "already?"

Your shows allllll the time.

Time to figure out what you really want and who you really are and what you really stand for in your own space.

Never having to pretend you care 🙊

Never laughing at shitty jokes

No "yeah it was great" to shit movies and shit music and shit food

Garlic breath pickle breath fishy breath all the pungy foods you can eat

Never putting up w weird nasty foods stinking up in your fridge. Anchovies? Wtf get it outttt

Silence. Loving silence.

No arguments

No wondering if you're wrong of they're wrong or wtf actually just happened?

Never waiting for their fooping texts

Want to do a thing? Go do it. No asking what they're doing or if they want to come.

Your wall colors. Want a pink wall? Want a black wall? Want a tye dye wall? Boom baby.

Want to make out with that hottie eyeballing you? DO IT.

Mayonnaise on your tiddy? Lick it. Crumbs in your beard? Eat them.

Burppppp anyyyytime

Fartttt anyyyyytime

Shitttt anyyyytime

Sticking your hand down your pants whenever you want (okay, whenever you're ALONE 😅)

Never ever hearing "You should grow your hair out" or "you should cut your beard"

Never. Getting. Corrected.

Snuggling with stuffed animals.

Hogging A L L the covers

Hogging A L L the bed

Hogging A L L the couch

Your wine, your beer, your scotch, your juice ALL YOURS

Raggy ass pajamas

Performing feminity or masculinity on YOUR schedule

Love that band? Love that model? Put their poster over your bed and listen to absolutely no one object.

Your candy bars. Allllll of them

Never ever picking up somebody else's shit

Never ever PUTTING UP WITH somebody else's shit

Never saying you're wrong when you're not

Want that decoration? Get it.

Want that dress? Buy it

Want that suit? Buy it

Want that makeup? Wear it

Want that tv? Get it.

Never hearing "You look too..." I look too FAB that's what

Jealousy? Not up in here. The friend really is just a friend and it's great.

Jealousy the other way? Nope. Not your problem who anybody eyeballing!

Got a fetish? Explore it

No body judgements or sex judgements

No one to say "you're too much this" or "not enough that." You are always just the right amount!

All your decor. Weird abstracts or taxidermy animals or unicorns or Bernie Sanders or idk wtf shit y'all got on your walls, you do you

Showering friends and fam w love they deserve

Showering yourself with the love you deserve

Fixing your problems because you want to, not because someone tells you to

Spending time doing things you really believe in

No guilt trips

Not worrying about somebody else's unsaid feelings

Never ever watering down your beliefs for them or their friends or their mom or anyone

Never worrying about being a "good" partner

Want to move to a new city? For any reason? You can!

Want to take a risk and change careers or move to a new country or do something totally new? Listen to absolutely no one say "What about me?"

Listening to, loving and valuing your friends and growing with them

No "quid pro quo." Ever.

Never washing somebody else's dirty dishes or dirty clothes

Want to go on a random vacation? Camping trip? Visit a friend? Pack a bag and go!

Being alone is actually the best and safest place you can be. When you are comfortable by yourself, you can grow in any direction. Grow towards your sun or your shade, not in the direction someone else clips your leaves. It is important to have love in your life and learn from others, but this does not have to be romantic or sexual or exclusive. You can be generous and giving and considerate and empathetic with or without a Sig other. Sometimes, a Sig other helps you become better! Sometimes they put transactional b.s. and power plays on you and make you worse. Often, it's both.

You do not need to date soneone just to have them. If you find a teammate that makes you want to be better and excites you and fascinates you- that is awesome! But you can do this single-player style too!

Romatic relationships are A SIDE QUEST, not the game!

[cupcakeburps]

ooooooof, pizza makes me burppppp...

[chonkyvoreai]

"You didn't ask where the dive tank was, man. *burppppp* My belly is my tank, and you went diving."

[cocomanuell]

🌺Last weekend with my fave iconic drink: Hibiscus with Pomegranate Pearls (Popping bobba) so healthy that it even releases my acid reflux/gas 🌺burppppp-😬🤭✨#notanad #notanadjustafan #cocomanuel #cocoalified #hibiscus #🌺 https://www.instagram.com/p/CauLeonB7OI/?utm_medium=tumblr

[princesscindyrina]

I found Inner Xinjiang Restaurant. Ordered dipanji for my brunch. Yeayyy!!!!finally ate delicious one since Xi'an trip. Cost me around RM36. Burppppp!!! #princesscindyrina #xinjiang #dipanji #bigplatechicken #delicious #chinesemoslem #foodies #traveller #beautytravel https://www.instagram.com/p/B3oKw9rJbYl/?igshid=1dvega9jpze1i

[fatinbelladotcom-blog]

Burppppp! Kenyang gilerrrrrrr. Luncheon at Restoran Line Clear Kg Jawa 😋 #fatinbella #casadelriomelaka #casadelrio #lineclear #luncheon #lunch #foodporn #foodie #foodgasm #food #kgjawa #malacca #melaka #shortvacay #foodtrip (at Restoran Lineclear Kg Jawa - Rojak & Satay Original)

[jojoyuki]

Chilled refreshing #yuzu #drinks #burppppp (at Souffle Dessert Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo4gM_lApMN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q4l4astjm2uq

[marklesterbico]

Burppppp! 😂 @blessierheine (at Jollibee Ever Gotesco Commonwealth)

[jaehashim]

Ok dah lunch... burppppp.. Alhamdulillah #lostintranslation (at Tapah North South Highway [plus])