#burger bastion

[vampirenoise]

*drops these here and vanishes again*

[gamebyle]

A few random Pizza Tower AU sprite edits

The Noir by: @sawmoose (took a few liberties with the color of the crusher)

Windzanno and Bar by: @e-for-affort

LoveSick! Peppino by: @lovesickpizzatower

[sillylittlegaymer]

Burger Bastion doodles!!!

Windzanno…the silly…

[e-for-affort]

The main characters of my Pizza Tower fangame/au Burger Bastion, Windzanno & Bar!

[neko-naruto]

wild to me that there are electronic music fans who are anti-furry like my guy that's like going to a burger joint and saying "man i hate americans sure am glad americans aren't making these burgers i love" or some shit like that, like do you realize that furries are the last bastions carrying this genre

[selacisky]

Pizza Tower: Into the Peppinoverse 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

ft. Pizzano from au Sugary Spire, french peppino from @Shadokwastaken from twitter, blonde Peppino (forgot his name) from Burger Bastion, mexican and argentinian peppino (inspired by @r4nt_ ‘s design) by moi 💕

[ask-overwatch-heroes]

Question for the omnic characters!

If you somehow gained the ability to eat, what would you be curious to try first?

Orisa: I have often seen Efi consuming ice cream, which makes me curious to try it.

Bastion: Noo foo, buu ruu! (It is not food, but I want to chew on a pencil rubber).

Ramattra: Hmm... I haven't given it thought. Oil and electricity have been enough sustenance for me. So, I suppose I might try something with plenty of oil.

Echo: In my early life, when I knew nothing but my creator, Liao, I could often smell the cheap noodles she would eat while working on me. I always wanted to know what that tasted like.

Zenyatta: A burger. It seems odd. However, I have always been curious about this food that has captured the attention of many around the world.

[zenia62]

Letters From Brune to Daendels (Part 3)

Hey guys, basically this is the last part of Daendels correspondence w Brune in the 1799 during the perhaps Anglo-Russian Wars. In total there is 11 letters for now. I'm slightly confused on how the letters js jumped to alphabet J after H 🤔 Mendels addressed the letters part in Alphabet btw, if I managed to find the "I" one I'll reblog this post. As usual, I'm still analyzing these letters so I won't be able to give some sort summary since I also js recently found this, sorry guys 😔 I apologize aswell if there is misinformation due to translation 🙏 Anways, that's all for now, thank you guys n have a nice day, stay safe 🌙

7th Letter :

Brune to Daendels. At the General Headquarters in Alkmaar, 23 Fructidor, Year 7. (9 September 1799) Citizen General, The day has come when we must wash away in blood the insult done to the Republic by the perfidious English. They have stolen the Batavian fleet from our ports. A traitor delivered it to them. Let us hunt them down, exterminate these pirates. Their defeat will bring some relief to the nation's suffering. Assemble your officers; tell them that the hour of honor and bravery is about to strike. May the warrior spirit seize every soul! May love for the nation be rekindled in the heart of every soldier! Let a generous emulation between the French and the Batavians make it evident that warriors of one nation fight as one, and that the spirit of liberty unites both armies under the same cause. Finally, Citizen General, instill in everyone around you the sentiments that drive you. You will make arrangements to move your division from the position where it is, towards Eenigenburg. Your right flank is exposed to the approach of three or four routes by which the enemy might harass you if you do not stop them. You must cut the bridges on these roads on your right flank. Block the passages and leave nothing to chance. Your advance guard must be at Einburg at a quarter to four in the morning of the 24th. It must seize the dike. Once this advantage is gained, you will hold it by fortifying yourself to the right of the dike, a quarter-hour from Einburg, towards St. Marten; you will place a cannon there. You will thus establish a respectable defense at this point, while maneuvering on your left. The bulk of your division will make every effort to reach the bridge of Groot sloot by the Burger Weg route and take control of it. General Dumonceau at the same hour will take control of the large dike through Vermenbuysen and Grabberdam by a direct and oblique attack. At the same time, General Vandamme will enter the large dike through Grooter mole and other points in this direction.

You understand, Citizen General, that this combined attack with a bastion-like angle will give us numerical superiority, joined with courage, against an enemy forced to hold its line. It will undoubtedly be glorious to pursue the enemy with heroic vigor, but since the combat will take place on terrain that permits a narrow front and no expansion, you will have to temper your forces with reason to control the impetuosity of the troops, unless the triumph is entirely assured. In this case, you would still have to guard all defiles on the right and left with the utmost attention.

It is likely that our attack will force the enemy to retreat into the dunes; we must pursue them there with the utmost caution to avoid any ambush, and content ourselves with the conquest of the Zyp, holding the position until further orders. Finally, if by some misfortune, which cannot be foreseen, we are forced to retreat, the general meeting point for the army will be in the woods and plains of Bergen, supporting its right on the Alkmaar canal and the left on the dunes. The terrain offers a defensive position that will allow the troops to rally easily. But, Citizen General, victory will not abandon us. By tomorrow evening, without a doubt, news of it will reach The Hague. Long live the Republic!

Brune

8th Letter :

Brune to Daendels. At the General Headquarters in Alkmaar. Citizen General, the movement you made towards Colhorn is infinitely satisfactory to me. However, I desire that you proceed with the utmost caution. In the case of a retreat, which is not presumed, your line will extend from Winckel to Nieuwerdorper-Verlaat. However, General Dumonceau, who is to bring you two battalions, is ordered to occupy the point of Nieuwerdorper-Verlaat without ceasing to hold Outcarspel. His vanguard is at Dirkshorn; I inform you that his scouts are approaching as close as possible to Schagen.

Herencarspel is occupied by a French battalion, and Vermenhuizen by another. In this way, you will see that the divisions are interconnected and that, in the case of a more distant retreat, you will have the important points of Nieuwerdorper-Verlaat and others along this line at your disposal. I have full confidence in your military experience and in the knowledge you have of the country. Republican greetings, Brune

9th Letter :

Brune to Daendels. At the General Headquarters in Alkmaar, 24 Fructidor, Year 7. (10 September 1799) Citizen General, I demand that you inform me without delay whether you can vouch for your troops. I authorize you to execute on the spot any source of disorder. I require it of you. I also demand that you identify the infamous instigators of the enemy's attack, which disorganized your troops. I demand that you burn any baggage within your corps, except what is strictly necessary for each man, officer or soldier, and that is not more than three hours away from the army’s position; and that you shamefully drive away any women who are not laundresses or nurses, limiting their number to four per battalion.

Dismiss cowardly officers and replace them with brave non-commissioned officers or soldiers. Your division will no longer be housed in towns. You will establish a camp in your position; you will pitch tents; you will entrench your camp, either by choosing terrain intersected by canals or by constructing redoubts and fortifications. Only by strict discipline and true military conduct can we prevent the harm caused by cowardice and betrayal. I know your sentiments. I expect you to speak out and take absolute determination.

You will ensure that supplies are distributed at the camp. When marching toward the enemy, everything except for the ambulance should remain behind the position at Alkmaar. Republican greetings, Brune

10th Letter :

Brune to Daendels At General Headquarters in Beverwijk, the 13th Vendémiaire, Year 8 (5 October 1799) I have received your four letters, Citizen General, and I thank you for your accuracy. I have left you with the forces you currently have, as the means of flooding should be sufficient for your defense. I recommend once again that you sink boats in the narrowest parts of the canals that lead to the Y. Since you tell me that you will come tomorrow, we will discuss your position. General Bonhomme occupies Knollendam and Crommenyerdyck. Republican Salute, Brune

11th Letter :

Brune to Daendels At General Headquarters in Alkmaar, the 10th Vendémiaire, Year 8, 8 a.m. (12 October 1799) I have just been informed, my dear General, that the enemy is attacking our left by the Estrand. You will have, by all appearances, to withstand their efforts. Keep your troops well together, and give me prompt and frequent reports. Republican Salute, Brune

[naradreamscape]

The colony is trying to claim the latest 6 dead hostages were actually killed by Hamas. I hate to be one of those "I'll believe it when I see it" guys, but I really hope nobody seriously believes anything the colony's state government says anymore

We already have tons of testimonials from ex-hostages and IOF officers alike saying that the IOF will stupidly pump artillery into any situation and wantonly kill anything that moves. We saw the IOF kill those guys with a white flag. We also have the mother of a soldier who knew the IOF killed her son's platoon with toxic gas pumped into a tunnel they were investigating for Hamas members, before later claiming Hamas actually did it. I can't seem to find any word on how these latest 6 died, but I assume we're one day going to get an autopsy claiming Hamas killed them by shooting Raytheon-produced tank projectiles through the exterior wall of the building

The settlers seem to be going "WAH WAH WHY HAVEN'T WE ERADICATED PALESTINE YET" throughout all this while they continue to steal houses in the West Bank (which is internationally recognized as sovereign Palestinian land!), let polio spread in Gaza because they keep blocking the aid gates with bouncy castles and cookouts, and play on the beach in Tel Aviv and eat fresh Burger King. I don't know why it's taking them so long to realize they live in a fascist Americanized colony masquerading as my peoples' last bastion of safety anywhere in the world ("NO WE HAVE TO LIVE HERE!! NOWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD!! RIGHT IN THIS CENTURIES-OLD HOUSE WE TOOK AT GUNPOINT! OH MY GOD WHY DO THE LOCALS HATE US SO"), but I've never seen an Israeli settler brighter than a 1.5 watt bulb, so it's probably going to take a very long time to catch up

[chaletnz]

My Birthday in Cartagena

I started my birthday off with a relaxing sleep in and then I headed off for a walk around the old city again. It was hot but not as bad as the last two days so I was able to walk all the way to the castle walls and bastion before I was overheating. My birthday brunch and coffee today was at Época which was a super nice place filled with mostly Americans talking loudly. I went for a flat white and açai bowl which was the perfect combination of hot drink and cool food. Next I went to visit Centenario Park at the recommendation of some Youtube videos I had watched before I left for my trip. Lucky I did, as the park was full of animals and I followed a crowd of people staring up to find a sloth! It was actually moving too, which is so rare because they’re usually asleep. I bought myself a corozo juice from a nearby stand (apparently it’s good for cholesterol) and sat to watch the sloth slowly working its way through the trees. My afternoon was dedicated to exploring the Getsemaní area which was full of street art and colourful buildings although it was so hot it was hard to enjoy it. I had to move from shop to shop with AC so I didn’t melt into a puddle on the footpath! Walking in the boot was also taking a toll so it was time for an iced coffee of an afternoon which was had at Juan Valdez, and was good for the national coffee chain. With about two hours until the sunset cruise, I headed back to the hostel to get ready and meet up with Mili and Ana and they decided it was faster to walk to the port than get a taxi so off we went. Almost everyone was wearing white in some form and the boat wasn’t too crowded. We arrived a little early so we found ourselves a seat and redeemed our drink tickets for lemonades, starting to feel the heat of being still but it wasn’t long before the captain took us out on the water and the breeze came through. We fought for a space to get some nice photos of each other with the upper class area of Bocagrande in the background across the water and then I bought the 3 of us a round of cocktails (less than $20), then they bought the next round for us. The music gradually got louder as the sunset approached and we were getting a bit tipsy so it was all great fun! We sat back to watch the sunset and take photos, and then once it was dark some older ladies were having a great drunken dance on the deck on the way back to port. We were all starving once we got off the boat so Mili and Ana led us to Macarena for dinner, which was conveniently right by the hostel. We ordered quickly so our food and drinks would arrive before the big group of 8 American ladies had a chance to order. I went for a burger with approximately 6 potato wedges served with ketchup and cheese for dipping, paired with a maracuya mocktail. The girls surprised me with a dessert plate that the waiter brought to me, with the whole restaurant singing happy birthday. It was a small chocolate cake slice and “Feliz cumpleaños Yesid” written in chocolate sauce. It’s the thought that counts! I really appreciated them spending my birthday with me so I picked up the tab for our dinner and drinks which surprisingly only came to about $45 in total. After dinner the girls invited me out with them to Alquimeco bar which is the 9th best bar in the world, or in Latin America or something like that. They were going to ring in Ana’s birthday by going there after midnight and it looked really fun but I was completely exhausted, my ankle was sore after doing more than 16k steps today and I didn’t think I could stay awake for two more hours until they were ready to go so I wished them a good time and never even heard them come back to the room in the wee hours!

[favcharacterpoll]

ROUND TWO, MATCH THIRTY-THREE: ROOK VS. TEDDY

The bastion of sanctuary and stalwart defender, the Rook from Chess, battles... uh... teddy? from bob burger

Rook Propaganda:

"goes zoomie castling"

"Rook go brrr"

"GO WHITE BOY GO"

Teddy Propaganda:

"i love goofy characters in media SO MUCH"

[vampirenoise]

the pinned post hi

Hi! Welcome to Zee's Pizza Tower sideblog! It's where i'll post basically any pizza tower related thing i make on here from time to time whether that be art i make or stupid sprite edits or videos i guess?? I'll also reblog others Pizza Tower art onto here from time to time!! ^_^

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please note that while i enjoy pizza tower, i do not support the dev's old actions and i am trying my best to enjoy the game but through a critical lens!

Number 1 Vampire Noise and Grunktar enjoyer

My AU'S: Burger Bastion @burgerbastion - Citrus Mall - Clone Conundrum (the one i'm working on the most so far for some reason)

[sillylittlegaymer]

More silly Burger Bastion doodles

[e-for-affort]

Woe, Windzanno and Bar sprite edits be upon you

[gabriella-trn1042]

Playing around in this particular pool with a few folks so here's the rundown on Spider Person Gabriella:

Gabi developed her abilities from an accident at the Alchemax labs while there with her father. Her version of Miguel was killed in the accident. Gabi survived, but contact with the various tech in the lab during the accident caused her transformation.

Her preferred moniker is Spider Girl. This is partly because she was a relatively young teen when she gained her abilities.

Gabi is a Spiderman 2099 style spider person meaning she shares a lot with Miguel: fangs, talons, organic webs, red eyes, and sensitivity to light. She is also a tall girl at about 6’1” and muscular. The spider stuff likely contributed, but given Miguel was also tall, some of it could just be her normal genetics (speaking as a tall girl of almost the same height myself)

Her power set is also very similar to all Spider People, though she can only climb on walls with hands and feet (as opposed to the others who usually just sort of stick anyway they'd like) and hiding her physical differences is harder. She does heal faster than a human and can withstand more, but her healing isn't instantaneous.

She is not a vampire, but we should make all those jokes. She is venomous and capable of paralyzing someone with a bite. The venom is non-toxic beyond being a paralytic.

While all versions of Spiderman have long been a bastion of body horror and puberty metaphors, Gabi's particular brand of Spider Personhood certainly comes with those kinds of challenges including the fact that fangs and claws and venom can sure get in the way of living your best teenage life. Plus don't underestimate those predatory instincts to hunt and handle your emotions with violence.

I'm very mindful that categorizing a person of color as especially animalistic can be problematic. I am working hard to tow that line, but do know that like canon Miguel, her genetic code has been rewritten into what is essentially a predator. Baby girl may have some anger issues and instinctive drives that put her on the edge of going rogue without the right guidance. She's going to try really hard not to rip anyone's throat out, but there's a tiny part of her that wants to rip your throat out. If someone's throat needs ripping out, you should totally point in her direction.

She's definitely a hardcore carnivore (because 50% spider DNA) so if she's a little too hangry and irritable (and there are no throats to be ripped out) just toss her one of those Miguel-themed burgers from Spider HQ's cafeteria and she'll chill out.