#bunny the lifeguard

[unfamiliaris]

pontius!!!

[bonfirekr]

dibujito de los wildboyz me salio medio medio pero era una necesidad hacerlo (no)🙏🙏

[ghostedbunnie]

no thoughts head empty just lifeguard! johnny who finds the skimpiest shortest shorts imaginable to wear to work, who absolutely eats up all the attention from everyone at the beach, sends winks at ladies who are falling over themselves and knowing looks at guys who cover their crotches after watching the water droplets race down his muscles and body hair.

it strokes his ego when people fake drowning just to be swept in his strong arms and mouth to mouth that makes their eyes roll into their eyes.

you live nearby the beach and this new lifeguard is making it even more rowdy and you can’t even enjoy your walks along the beach with your dog in peace anymore without hearing all the oohing and aahing.

what makes it even worse is that even your dog freaking loves him. pulls on the leash like a bull when he sees him and johnny’s eyes always have this spark of mischief when he notices and starts encouraging him more. you give your dog the stink eye when he runs off to show johnny his belly, little traitor. you consider just waiting for your dog to get bored of johnny but in the end you swallow your pride and head to him.

it irritates you even more that you can understand why he has everyone so smitten — overgrown mohawk always mussed and full of sand, eyes so blue he puts the ocean to shame, dimples when he throws around the megawatt smile like a weapon of mass destruction. not to mention his physique. this is the body Greeks have been sculpting statues of. arms the size of your head, shoulders wide enough to hide you from sight but with a narrow waist that somehow feels indecent. when you look down you pointedly avoid staring at his shorts that leave very little to imagination even though whatever he’s (barely) hiding under them seems anything but little. your eyes fall to his thick thighs.

“see somethin’ ye like, bonnie? wan’ me ta give ye a show? all ye gotta do is ask nicely.”

the innuendo is dripping off of his words like honey and in total eclipse of your mind you might actually agree to this proposition against your better judgement. and by the wolfish grin on his face, he already knows he’s got you hook, line and sinker and he just might let you drown.

[krislgfox]

Another drawing with Efkanito and Lifeguard Kinito cuz this two just take over my mind rn and I can't stop thinking about them

(And, ye, if u want u can ship them idc, just don't make it nsfw)

And just two bff's gossiping about smth

(I went lazy with this one)

[doublelsatan]

I had this idea and truly, I have no real way to explain it. Just think of it as like an event cosmetic for them. I’m going to draw more because the idea is silly but fun.

It’s giving flirtatious magic mike dancers... I should be stopped but I don’t think that’s possible. I’m sorry please be chill about this gang, please.

[c--91]

[C] Dryad the Lifeguard Bunny!

Commission for Feyro! Dryad is the newest lifeguard on the beach.

Posted using PostyBirb

[lovelydommommy]

Have I told you how much of a mess I become when his under me and I get to see him get hard, or atleast try to when his cage up for me.

you deserve to be baptized in my waters.

[heartfullofleeches]

Kai, the lovely seahorse house spouse that he is, is walking out pregnant for sure

-🥺

(That Beach is gonna look white by the time they're done.....)

Bunny Alien Darling: Ah! Greetings, earth creature! I have been searching the galaxy for suitable mates and as such, I have heard many tale of how certain crowds from your world can be. Would you happen to know any beings who'd consent to vigorous rounds of breeding with an extraterrestrial? I must give a fair warning that fluids from those like me tend to be rather.... potent even when mixed with other species.

Kaimana: ... Would you excuse me for a moment? [Runs over to the nearest lifeguard station and grabs a megaphone]

Kaimana: Everyone off the beach right now! I repeat, get off the beach!

[Kai runs back over to Bunny Darling, brushing his hair out of his face as he leans on their shoulder]

Kaimana: I may know one person.....

[ddejavvu]

m.list - aaron hotchner (cont.)

masterlist #1 / masterlist #2 / masterlist #3

hotch isn't weird about your period

you give hotch flowers once a week

unsub!hotch

dbf!hotch | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17

stepdad!hotch | 2 | 3 | 4

the BAU celebrates your birthday

hotch gets mad at how an unsub speaks to you

you and hotch announce a pregnancy to the team

the fbi vest stays on during sex

hotch + choking

hotch meets your puppy

hotch fulfills your pregnancy cravings

doing acupressure on hotch

bfd!hotch

hotch gets hurt and you take care of him

hotch x virgin!reader

soulmate au with hotch

you get nervous on the jet and hotch helps

being late to work because of hotch

hotch x bi!reader

hotch takes care of you after you get shot

falling asleep on hotch's shoulder on the jet

hotch is sick so you visit him at work

the team runs into you and doesn't know you're dating hotch

hotch goes grey

hotch x fairy!reader | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

you try for a baby with hotch

hotch x author!reader

you give hotch the silent treatment

hotch daydreams about you

hotch helps you into an ambulance

hotch worries about your sleep schedule

hotch avoids you

you get called into a case while dressed in a bunny suit

perv!hotch subtly undoing your swimsuit

hotch doesn't want you to stretch his shirts out

altruism is sexy and hotch is funny

hotch takes care of you when you're sick

hotch is calm when his face is between your legs

you run into hotch after a bad breakup

hotch likes that you don't have a gag reflex

you like making hotch flustered

you wipe away all of hotch's kisses

hotch points out that you do, in fact, fuck the police

hotch is a father figure to trans!reader

hotch tries out degrading you

hotch doesn't like letting you play unsub bait

derek finds out about your relationship with hotch

hotch drops off your stuff after his son breaks up with you

hotch wonders why you're so quiet in bed

hotch hears you offer a blowjob to anyone who'll get you food

you're the bau's jet pilot and hotch likes you

hotch protects you from the sun

hotch sees you in party attire

you defend hotch against a wayward officer

hotch accompanies you to a cat shelter

hotch likes your nails

you have a history with hotch / 2

the ladies of the BAU find old pictures of you with hotch

surfer!hotch x lifeguard!reader

hotch leads you on a tiktok trend date

hotch gets jealous when a soccer dad hits on you

hotch cleans up your nosebleed

the team sees hotch's hickies

hotch waits up for you but you take an uber

hotch is a little rusty in the bedroom

you and hotch have a show you watch together

[princessbrunette]

au’s 🍥🎀

for a more detailed description of each au, check out my au catalogue!

john b:

daddy!johnb , outlaw!johnb, dad!johnb, dbf!johnb stepbro!johnb, apocalypse!johnb, toxicex!johnb, firefighter!johnb, jedi!johnb

jj:

outlaw!jj, farmhand!jj, linecook!jj, campcounselor!jj, mascot!jj, bbf!jj, bsf!jj, dealer!jj, apocalypse!jj, dad!jj, spiderman!jj, piercer!jj, prisoner!jj, stepbro!jj, babydaddy!jj, toxic!jj, toxicex!jj. criminal!jj, shittysoundcloudrapper!jj, firefighter!jj, streamer!jj, onlyfans!jj, jedi!jj, bodyguard!jj, lifeguard!jj

rafe:

boxer!rafe, bountyhunter!rafe, prisoner!rafe, dad!rafe, babydaddy!rafe, dealer!rafe, olderbrother!rafe, stepbro!rafe, dbf!rafe, apocalypse!rafe, pervyneighbour!rafe, fratboy!rafe, gooner!rafe, pogue!rafe, harryosbourne!rafe, toxicex!rafe, lord!rafe, sleepover!rafe, starwars: bountyhunter!rafe, basketball!rafe, supe!rafe

pope:

kook!pope, tattooartist!pope, drummer!pope, dbf!pope, apocalypse!pope, hotpizzadeliveryboy!pope, drivinginstructor!pope, (star wars) captain!pope

reader:

bunny!reader, kitty!reader, puppy!reader, deer!reader, innocent!reader, shy!reader, bratty!reader, apocalypse!reader, cheerleader!reader, pinkpilatesprincess!reader, waitress!reader, pregnant!reader, kook!reader, pogue!reader, youngmilf!reader, spoiledexgf!reader, mouse!reader, lamb!reader receptionist!reader, limbreysdaughter!reader, sherrifsdaughter!reader, star wars princess!reader, pogue!bunny!reader

threeway ships:

jj x reader x john b • rafe x kook!reader x jj • jj x mouse!reader x pope • john b x reader x sarah • jj x reader x maggie • firefighter!john b x receptionist!reader x firefighter!jj • kitty x jj x mouse

[jackassbrainrot]

pontius x supermodel gf hcs

roger and jessica rabbit type of relationship

no one understand how he pulled you

"he makes me laugh"

hugh hefner and playboy bunny couples costume!!

he's the bunny

calling him "honey bunny"

letting him try on your clothes and wear them for skits

can never take his eyes off you

begging him to wear something nice to your shows

he's a pr nightmare for you but you don't mind

always partying together!!

your job on set is to look pretty, not get hurt

constantly "getting saved" by bunny the lifeguard

he gets cocky when the other guys can't stop staring at you

working out together!!

carrying you around bridal style constantly

being taller than him, especially in heels!!

proudly showing off your magazine covers

always making you laugh <3

[xqueen-of-disasterx]

Some more thoughts about dbf!Nat (because lately I’m obsessed with her heh and I don’t have the time to write a full length fanfiction because I’m currently doing my lifeguard training

Imagine Natasha coming over for BBQ at your dads house and you were some skimpy outfit just to tease her. You know that by wearing those short skirts and cami tops made it impossible for her to keep it in her pants. You’d bend over in front of her whenever you could revealing your rose pink panties to Nat. You’d press yourself against her bulge when ever you’re father wasn’t around. Nat would make all of that embarrassingly hard and annoyed. Wanting nothing more than to rip your panties and fuck you stupid.

Eventually when you had headed to bed she decided to stay in the guest room for the night not feeling comfortable with driving after some wine. She didn’t stay there for long through creeping in your room and having you ass up in front of her as she gave you a good spanking.

“Please Natty I’m so sorry” you sobbed as her hands kept on crashing against your already reddened skin on the behind “I’m sorry bunny but you’ve gotta learn” she smirked

Save to say you ended with a stinging pain whenever you sat down for the next week. Was it worth it though definitely. Would you do it again definitely!

[saucyzoo]

HD Batch Elastigirl!

Alright folks, this is it! We are entering Act 2 of the "HD Batch" series. As a reminder, I have switched from using the free site Perchance to actually running Stable Diffusion on my beefy PC, so I can make images in both higher quality and quantity. We finished off the hundred or so "regulars" from the before times, so we are moving on to a list nearly twice as long of girls that haven't previously worked for me but I verified worked at least a bit for me using my new setup.

And to remind you all since it is a hundred posts ago now - I set the thing up to combine the list of girls with a list of styles overnight and generate all of these amazing pics for me to slowly post 150 a day for days and days.

The styles, which I slightly updated for Act 2, include:

wearing swimsuit, beach goth makeup, goth hair, goth fashion, huge tits tan skin, blonde hair, pinks nails, heels, thong huge ass cheeks, thong, from behind bimbo with huge boobs, pink outfit slutty lingerie muscular,six pack abs fancy dress, skintight dress, runway casual fasion, streetwear fashion, jacket wedding dress tuxedo, bowtie ahegao,tongue out dominant, sadistic, black latex playboy bunny outfit, fishnet stockings wet tshirt, white tshirt cheerleader outfit, skirt, pom poms lifeguard outfit, red one piece swimsuit 80s workout outfit, headband, leotard tied up in red ribbons cowprint bikini virgin killer sweater

But you won't every style for every character, as I only generated one of each unique combination and I am leaving out all the ones with weird hands, eyes, anatomy, etc. plus leaving out any with nudity (sorry) plus leaving out any that look too off-model from the source character.

Enjoy Act 2 of "HD Batch"!

[babybammargera]

Bunny and Baby Lifeguards on duty

Party boy x fem reader (early jackass era)

You’re sitting on the floor of the van brainstorming ideas for skits with the boys and Jeff. Normally you’d get thrown into something chaotic with Ryan or maybe Ehren but apparently, fans like it when you interact with Party Boy. Jeff looks at you, “How do you feel about doing the lifeguard bit with Pontius?” You shrug and look up from your iPod, “depends on the context. “Tony Hawk just bought a house and the pool is currently empty. And we somehow convinced him to film a bit with Bam, Dave, Steveo, Ehren, and Weeman where they're skating the pool basically slamming into each other trying to skate and you two get to shoot them with paintball guns and look pretty in bikinis. You in?” You crack a smile, “Chris is prettier than me and pulls off a bikini better but I'm down, Bam and Sleepo have been pranking me a ton this week so I'm ready to get them back.”

The next day the crew arrives at the house and everyone is setting up and getting ready. You had already gotten dressed for the day, A black bikini top with the jackass logo on it and short black shorts to match. You touch up your makeup and hair in the mirror then head outside. Pontius bounces up full of energy wearing a full cheetah print bikini with matching bunny ears, “Hey if there's time could you braid my hair in two fishtail braids it's fucking hot.” You nod and sit down on one of the pool chairs Jeff had brought for the bit, “Pigtails?” He settles on the ground between your feet smiling, “You know me so well.” Despite how long his hair is you make quick work of the task and finish them just as Jeff gathers everyone up for filming, “Okay so here's the paintball guns I'll let you two figure out how you wanna introduce the bit but we've settled on Pool of Pain for the name.” he runs to his director's chair and sits down. Pontius strikes a “sexy” pose as Spike starts filming, “Hi I'm Bunny the lifeguard and I'm here with my friend and the true eye candy of jackass y/n and she's helping me on lifeguard duty today at the pool.”You look over your sunglasses at the camera and smile, “This is the Pool of Pain and trust me there's gonna be a lot of it.” You turn as the camera pans to the other boys and nail Steveo right in the leg with a brightly colored paintball. One by one they drop into the pool narrowly avoiding each other at first but then quickly beginning to collide as they try to avoid the paintballs. Ryan is the first to bail scrambling out of the pool tossing the battered-up skateboard he probably borrowed from Bam to the side, “All right I'm out!” You crack up at the sight, “Come on Ry can't take the heat?” He flips you off and lays in the grass. Soon the others follow suit one by one crawling out of the empty pool with various bruises and scrapes splattered with neon paint. Steveo gets close to the camera wiping his face with his shirt, “That fucking sucked dude.” Jeff giggling behind the monitors calls it a wrap. Adjusting your top you glance at your partner in crime for the day, “Ya know if you take away the paintballs it looked pretty fun.” Tony walks by and puts his helmet on your head, “Go skate if you want.” You make a face and set the sweaty helmet to the side before picking up Bam and Steveo's discarded boards, “care to join the party Pontus?” He grins and takes off his bunny ears, “hell yeah!”

[intomusings]

﹒﹒  occupations   masterlist   pt.   2   !

i’ve gotten a lot of requests for another random occupations masterlist so here we go ! i personally adore these and think they could be used more in the community instead of the ones we see all the time . click the source link to be taken to my first occupation masterlist . this is not categorized in anyway and is just a massive jumble of my thoughts but if you found this useful , feel free to like or reblog to spread this !

martial arts instructor

tour manager

social media intern

figure skater

olympic gold medalist

beekeeper

energy drink creator

concert promoter

*specific brand* intern / worker (rare beauty, netflix, alani nu, create your own, etc)

butterfly garden attendant

bookstore owner

cooking show host

surf shop attendant

mobile app developer

yoga instructor

etsy shop owner

glass blower

playboy bunny

professional mermaid

thrifter / reseller

private chef

treasure hunter

swimsuit designer

product reviewer

celebrity makeup artist

egot (emmy, grammy, oscar, tony) holder

former child star

romance novelist

country club worker (lifeguard, owner, manager, etc)

pageant queen

landscape designer

public relations manager

professional shopper

ice cream tester

chocolatier

fruit farmer