#bunny hop beau

[franticvampirereads]

Here’s hoping I’ve packed my TBR with enough romances to keep me from doomscrolling too much this month. Here’s what I’m planning to read February:

Ship Wrecked -currently reading

Coffee Shop Cupid -currently reading

Lucky Dance Date

Therapy Game Restart vol 4

Bunny Hop Beau

Firework Flame

That Time I Got Drunk And Saved A Human

Costume Party Crush

Tinsel Time Treasure

The Two Lions

There might be a new release towards the end of the month that throw this whole TBR out the window, but we’ll have to wait and see! 😊

[diejager]

can we have more of phoenix! reader? 🥺 i feel like they (as a baby bird) would build a nest on Price's belly cuz he's SUPER WARM and also he breathes out fire and that's perfect for the lil birby

Cw: reader being cheeky, teasing, biting/pecking, tell me if I missed any.

Having you on… ”leave” was hard when you were right there, clicking and chirping from your high perch on Price’s head, watching them being treated by another medic with your black eyes. They were reluctant - Ghost especially - to be touched and cared by someone else, hesitant to accept her tender hands and muted sighs at their stubbornness. It irked them even more when you chirped on and on, cackling at them after they grumbled, beating your wings and sending sparks from your newly-grown feathers around you, amber lights burning within seconds.

And the worst of all, was how willing you were to being handled by her, preening and pushing your chest out, your orange feathers puffing up in a show of dignity under her loving gaze. They - all but Price - glared on, witnesses to you nuzzling against your replacement’s cheek, your head bumping the curve of her lips when she placed a small kiss atop your curled mane. Perhaps it was jealousy that boiled in their stomachs, an anger at not being able to coddle you and being envious about such affection given to others rather than them. 

Fortunately, she returned you to Price’s waiting hands, craddling you in his warm palms, fingers curled carefully to keep you unharmed and away from his claws despite your cheeky bites at them, clawed feet wrapping around his thumbs while you bit him. Even in your small and vulnerable state, you were still so cheeky —a bastard, really, playing their hearts, knowing full well they would never stop you. They figured you’d stay as small as you were until the next day, where you’d keep growing and maturing until you reached your peak, a beauty to admire and bewilder at —or so Price said. 

Within the next week, the clock striking the start of a new one, you’d lost your curled and fluffy feathers, the protective layer to keep you warm, and had started growing long and silken ones, coloured a majestic scarlet and gold. You could fly rather than hop around, your little feet rarely taking you far, and you took full pleasure of landing wherever you wanted. Largely Price’s stomach, the rumbling fire within him keeping him alive - a burning core, his beating heart - worked well to replaced the nest you’d usually need, nestled over the fold of his abdomen and happily sighing.

Then your feathers grew out, longer and sturdier, the ends curled upwards, your crown of scarlet feathers making you look noble from your perch (the one Price took out of storage in your closet and placed in the rec room), head held high and lean body still and watchful. You were, exactly as Price had promised, a beauty to the eye, the noble phoenix cloaked in fire and royalty in the grey and gloomy base. A taste of vibrant life within these cold walls, enchanting with your chirpy songs, healing with your little tears and surprising strength. And yet, you were still the cheeky bastard you were as a chick, a cackle rippling through your throat when they fumbled around, trying to catch you after you stole things right out of their hands. 

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[renatogpadilla]

THOUGHTS ON CR3E92 IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

- FIRST EVER CR CROSSOVER EPISODE?!

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

- Dariax said "This Flute doesn't play itself anymore." Doriax canon offscreen?

- "After all the handjobs, this is what we mean to you?!" Damn... I mean, I'm glad Opal and Cyrus found a way to relieve stress, Gods know they're both stressed, but damn.

- Ending the episode on Opal Twice-Crowned hitting phase 2 of the boss fight was EVIL!

I love it, @quiddie ! I feel like when this gets animated in a decade or so, we'll get this fight and the fight with Otohan Thull overlayed one on top of the other for a Season Finale or something!

- Raven Queen going two for two on Rogues turned Paladin! Which is great, but now I have to replan Morrighan's moveset for that imaginary Critical Role fighting game that only exists in my head (somebody ask me about it please, I NEED to talk about it!) but at least she gets some Smite options out of the Bunny Hop command jump!

- Dariax is a Bard now too! That's honestly so perfect for Matt! And the fact that both Sorcerers and Bards are Charisma Casters makes me feel like the Synergies are gonna be great!

- Oh, Dorian, wonderful blue king... That's a lot of strength that your Dice will never agree to let you use for anything cool. I missed you SO MUCH!

- Speaking of that imaginary CR fighting game, this just solidified Opal as a puppet character. The tag combos with Ted would be WILD! Think Kenshi from MK1!

- Fy'ra Rai... Just... FY'RA RAI! Gods, I've missed Anjali at the table! Her memory with Opal, her tug-of-war with her thoughts about her sister... THE LAVA WHIP! Nothing sexier than Monks! Except a pissed off Wizard or Druid.

- On the other side of the table, I LOVE the moment the girls all collectively remembered they had to break the news to Frida... Oh, that's gonna hurt BAD!

- Anyone else noticed that Ashton is BURNT OUT and laying on the ground after his Titan form wears off, but Fearne just says she's really tired and just KEEPS GOING? Ashton is DONE for now, but Fearne needs to keep moving forward... Fuck, I love these two.

- Orym... Just... Orym. If you take a level in Barbarian after this, I wouldn't blame you.

- Side-Note: This means Dorian DID get Orym's last message before they went to the moon! He just didn't/couldn't answer! Which means, through the static and everything, Dorian COULD hear Orym! And now he's probably gonna get this message once the battle is over... Jesus, if they get to Zephra and Keyleth went to the Lodge next to the lake that's gonna be a problem...

- Side-Note Side-Note: Anyone else hoping to GOD that Allura called the Nein to help? Cause Beau and Caleb were involved, but now it feels like an "All Hands on Deck" situation, and we could use Kingsley's small army of pirates right about now...

- So much happened this episode between the grieving and the flashbacks and the rolling for handjobs that I didn't have time to process the splinter cell of Xhorhasians that split their soul in twain until I woke up... Opal may have forgotten, but maybe Ted hasn't? Though if they're the same person, maybe they both forgot...

- Aabria, the corrupting of the Memories was FOUL, I LOVE IT!!!

- Somebody needs to tell Essek about the soul-splitters. In fact, let's get to that while we deal with Ashton too!

- IF OPAL DIES, AMY CAN COME OVER AS DENI$E! Like, I don't WANT her to die, but Westruun isn't that far... 👀

- I just realized this is the first ever FULL episode of CR without Sam at the table... Fuck, man, when it hurts it hurts. Glad Marisha brought back the fan.

"Forgot the Consonants?" "No Letters." OUCH, MISS RAY, WHAT THE FUCK?!

- Raven Queen Paladins hasting themselves first thing in the fight. Vax is back, and he's a Bunny Girl now!

- I like that the Crownkeepers are a two-way Overwatch reunion (McCree Cassidy and Symmetra) and a three-way Persona 5 reunion (Yusuke, Ann Futaba and Akechi).

- Everything was so fucked this episode that everything with Liliana got knocked to the background for me, THAT'S how good it was!

- The SECOND Evoroa said Ludinos was on Exandria I knew EXACTLY where he would be! Now we HAVE to get the Nein involved, right? Unless the bastard makes the city float again...

I cannot WAIT for the next episode! And if Sam brings a new character when all the groups are together, it would be SPECTACULAR! I'm guessing he's going to play one of the moon races, because that just sounds cool... Either that or Tary!

[undertale-writing-times]

Undertale Asks

If you have any questions for any of the undertale guys or AU’S just tell me! I’m real excited to get this started and going >w<

I made a kofi!

https://ko-fi.com/fandomtimetime98714

The ones that I write for, the aus, are under the cut cause it’s long.

Undertale- Sans, Papyrus

Underswap- Blueberry, Stretch

Underfell- Red, Edge

Horrortale- Axe, Noodle

Fellswap- Lord, Mutt

Swapfell- King, Alpha

Fellswap Pink- Overlord and Pup

Swapfell Emerald- Commander and Hound

Fellswap Gold- Chief and Wolf

Swapfell Silver- Royal and Fang

Fellswap White- Prince and Canine

Swapfell Rainbow- Leader and Beast

Fellswap Sugar- Grandeur and Behemoth

Swapfell Spice- Tycoon and Brute

Fellswap Sky- Cloud and Bat

Swapfell Wood- Superior and Exo

Fellswap Night- Brilliance and Werewolf

Swapfell Day- Vivid and Lycan

Fellswap Kindness- Ruler and Pooch

Swapfell Justice- Sheriff and K9

Fellswap Steam- Crowned and Whelp

Swapfell Tears- Dynast and Mongrel

Fellswapkiller Pink- Rebel

Swapfelldust Emerald- Shards

Horrorfellswap- Regicide and Cur

Fellswap Fire: Luce and Hellhound

Swapfell Freeze: Baron and Pawls

Fellswap Blush: Palace and Cad

Swapfell Rose: Duke and Bull

Fellswap Anchor: Captain and Dogfish

Swapfell Ocean: Regent and Coyote

Outertale- Cosmos, Galaxy

Dreamtale- Nightmare Sans, Dream Sans, Passive

Horrordream- Oxi and Sleeper

Dreamfell- Coma and Gloom

Mafiatale- Wiseguy and Bones

Mafiafell- Clip and Boss

Mafiaswap- Books and Crank

Dreammafia- Envy and Pride

Killermafia- Calamity

Dustmafia- Tragedy

Errormafia- Crisis

XMafia- Misfortune

Horrormafia: Scourge

Farmmafia- Field and Crop

Lustmafia- Diva and Charm

Inkmafia: Vibrant

Farmtale- Corn and Harvest

Farmswap: Sheep and Duster

Farmkiller: Shot

Farmdust: Soil

Echoflower Sans- Repeat. 

Underlust- Lover and Hearts.

Unlust Sans- Heartbreak

Lustswap- Beau and Dreamboat

Reapertale- Reap

Dreamspirit: David and Wraith

Tubetale: Screen and Keys

Merkiller- Mimic

Merdust- Ringer

Horrordragon- Burn

Killerdragon- Arman

Dustdragon- Levi

Dreamdragon- Chua and Dracul

Shifter

Swaplust: Maiden and Vestal

Lust!Ink: Eros

Lust!Error: Aphro

Lust!Geno: Venus

Killerlust- Cuddles

Outerlust- Astra and Alioth

Sugartale: Sugar and Sweetie

Dancetale- Hop and Sway

Dancefell- Stomper and Jazz

Danceswap- Flamenco and Uprock

Outerdance- Ballet and Taps

Dancelust- Waltz and Boogie

Cross

Error

Ink

Ink and Error Swap- Drain and Glitchy

Static

Freshdust- Fairy

Inkkiller- Splat

Fresh

Unfresh Sans- Rad

Fresh Ink

Dusttale- Dusty

Dustswap- Powder

Dustlust: Cupid

Swapdust- Fragment

Outerdust- Stardust

Outerkiller- Shooting Star

Killer

Aftertale- Echo

Yandere Swap Sans- Yanberry

Merlust- Pinks

Lustfell- Passion and Desire

Horrorfell- Feral and Sharp

Horrorfarm- Oak and Sunflower

Outerhorror- Supernova and Sunspot

Horrorswap- Snackers and Butcher

Foresthorror- Timber

Foresthorrorswap- Bark

Horrorflower- Bud and Vine

Forestlust: Strawberry

Horrormer- Chum

Outerhorrorswap- Rigel and Vega

Dreammer- Light and Deep

Dreamswap- Daydream, Delusion

Dreamswap Killer- Mur

Outerdream- Solar, Nightfall

Dreamtale Two: Trance and Oblivion

Mothtale- Sunset

Mothfell- Scarlet 

Horrormoth- Leopard

Mothlust- Rosy

Mothkiller- Shadow

Aftermoth- Lace

Dreammoth: Lamp and Shade

Dustmoth- Luna

Outermoth: Moonshine

Outerkillermoth: Lunar

Outerdustmoth: Moondust

Swapfellmoth- Droplets

Farmmoth- Leaf

Crossmoth- Halfa

Fellswapmoth- Vio

Frozentale: Chills and Shiver

Swapkiller- Slay

Farmlust- Nymph and Fae 

Pastryverse: Sprinkles, Crumble, Sticky, Mallow.

Empire

Aquatica

Skillet

Determ

Outermer: Cielo and Comet 

Outerhorrormer: Badar

Soultale: Soul

Dustfell: Chains

Swapdream: Moonlight and Suns

Underfreak: Breaker and Undertaker

Dustkiller: Corpse

Errormer: Inker

Inkmer: Angel

Nightmare!Papyrus: Bane

Error!Papyrus: Defect

Nightmare Blueberry Fusion:  Paradox

Dream and Axe Fusion: Fever

Dreamact: Fable and Thorn

Star Sans Fusion: Starshot

Bad Sanses Fusion: Guts

Murder Time Trio Fusion: Mask

Prism

mutt and oxi fusion: Bubby

Ruler and Screen fusion: Acid Bunny

boulder and mallow fusion: Charmer

Mallow and Shimmer fusion: Vegas

Yanberry and swap fusion: Punch

Theo and Sprinkles fusion: Baker

Prince and Calamity fusion: Blank

Dream and Nightmare Fusion: Tranquility

any questions are fine, but if I don’t like it, I most likely won’t answer but I most likely will. No smut, sorry :( 

[georgiapeach30513]

take my everything, ma’am 💳💵🏦 but please i need more poppers drabbles with everyone 😭 she’s stinking cute i can’t move 😭

Is she not the sweetest babe?? Ugh, I love her. She's so much like her mama Iris, but instead of gymnastics (which she can actually do) her thing is bunnies. Her loves her bunnies so much, and she has a bit of a crush on her now brother-in-law, Jackie 🥺

She is another one that easily gets overwhelmed with the Drysdale's. She doesn't like being with everyone, unless she's in her daddy's lap. She'll run off and play with some of her cousins, or go to her Biscoff's bunny hutch, and Papa got Uncle Beau to build her one for outside for the little bunnies. Poppy keeps telling Papa that Biscoff needs a giant friend......

But that's why we don't see her with the big group. She's off somewhere else, but lets get her, and James against Ransom 😂😂

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Bagels and Barley

Summary:  Poppy wants more bunnies

Pairings:  James/Poppy X Ransom

Rating:  🐰🐰

Warnings: Poppy’s cutness, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  500

Desperate Lives AU Masterlist

Papa & Mimi's Grandbabies Masterlist

James peeks around the corner at his Poppers, as she ties a ribbon around her newest little bunny’s ears.  He gives her a quick smile, remembering the Easter pictures that changed their home forever.  Bunnies was Poppy’s spirit animals, her babies.  “Daddy quit staring.  You’re gonna make Bagel feel funny.”

With a playful roll of his eyes, he sits down beside Poppy and Bagel bunny.  Biscoff playing in his hutch all alone while Biscuit, Bailey, and EB hop around together.  “Biscoff is lonely.”

“That’s what I’ve tried to tell you.  Nobody listens to me.  Look at him.  He doesn’t play well with the little bunnies, so they have to be separate,” she takes a deep breath, sighing dramatically.  Not often does the Drysdale come out in her.  It does when she wants something extra for her bunnies.  “I just don’t know daddy.”

James leans over on her, and lets Bagel sniff around his finger a bit.  “Don’t forget all your bunnies, and we can go butter up, Papa.”

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“But you have a giant bunny,” Ransom answers, looking for at James rather than Poppy.  Her Iris looking eyes get to him.

“But you love Biscoff.”

“But he’s not my bunny.  Who takes him on walks,” Poppy whispers out a you.  “Who makes sure he’s fed when you’re not here?  Or made sure that he has an indoor hutch for the winter, even had a room built onto the estate just for Biscoff?  Taught him how to use a liter box?”

“Papa?” Ransom finally looks at Poppy who gives a little giggle to him, “I didn’t ask you to build him a room.”

“Where else was he going to go?  Do you really think I wanted that giant thing outside all alone in the snow?”

“But he’s alone now.  He’s kind of a bully to my baby bunnies.  And you let him be all alone,” her green blue eyes pout up at him, and he’s reminded of Iris whenever she tried to play him to get her way.

“You stop that,” Ransom mocks a bit of an irritated voice at her, and even James has to look away, trying not to show her he’s laughing.  “You want to use your sweet face, and sweet voice, and try to make me feel guilty so I let you get another giant rabbit.”

“Ransom?” those dark blue eyes narrow looking over at James.  “Biscoff has a bed in your office.  You fenced in the backyard to where he can wander around freely, and not get out.  Are you sure this isn’t about Biscoff spending less time with you if he has a friend.”

“No.”

“I’ll come by everyday and spend time with you and the giant bunnies.”

Ransom sighs, “James take Poppy to go get another giant bunny,” her little hands clap as she listens, but then she pouts.  “What?  I’m letting you get a giant bunny.”

“I wanted you to pick him out with me.”

“James, I’m taking Poppy to get her a giant bunny.  Bring Biscoff in and make sure he gets some fruit salad, and do not judge me,” and that is how Poppy got her second giant rabbit, Barley bunny.

Ransom was glad to see that Barley was easy to train, and he actually liked Ransom more than Biscoff.  He got his own special harness for walks, and he loves cuddling up to Sprinkles.  Biscoff opting to be with Latte or Mocha.  

Masterlist

[mogai-infirmary]

i want to see your overly long list of neos

here they are

he/him

xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself

ghost/ghosts/ghostself

mew/mews/mewself

plushie/plushies/plushieself

pom/pompoms/pomself

🧸/🧸s/🧸self

☁️/☁️s/☁️self

bun/buns/bunself

fluff/fluffs/fluffself

mrrp/mrrps/mrrpself

hop/hops/hopself

idol/idols/idolself

cat/boys/catboyself

paw/paws/pawself

lop/lops/lopself

mask/masks/maskself

squish/squishes/squishself

:3/:3s/:3self

baa/baas/baaself

kit/kits/kitself

kit/kitties/kittyself

bamb/bambs/bambself

dai/daisys/daisyself

bel/oss/omself

flow/flowers/flowerself

cott/cottages/cottageself

sap/saps/sapself

art/arts/artself

beau/beaus/beauself

pal/pals/palself

pas/tels/pastelself

peach/peaches/peachself

<3/<3s/<3self

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ/ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅs/ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅself

ᓚᘏᗢ/ᓚᘏᗢs/ᓚᘏᗢself

cuteboy/cuteboys/cuteboyself

!!!/!!!s/!!!self

>w</>w<s/>w<self

^w^/^w^s/^w^

teddy/teddies/teddyself

soft/softs/softself

pi/pika/pikaself

marsh/marshs/marshself

kuromi/kuromis/kuromiself

purin/purins/purinself

hello/kittys/kittyself

melo/melos/meloself

my/melodys/melodyself

bunni/bunnis/bunniself

bad/badtz/maruself

kiki/kiki’s/kikiself

mell/mellos/melloself

mallow/mallows/mallowself

tux/tuxs/tuxself

spin/spins/spinself

synth/synths/synthself

pop/pops/popself

🐾/🐾s/🐾self

🍰/🍰s/🍰self

🧁/🧁s/🧁self

🍓/🍓s/🍓self

🌸/🌸s/🌸self

🎤/🎤s/🎤self

🕹/🕹s/🕹self

👻/👻s/👻self

🍂/🍂s/🍂self

🍁/🍁s/🍁self

🍄/🍄s/🍄self

🐚/🐚s/🐚self

🌾/🌾s/🌾self

🌻/🌻s/🌻self

💫/💫s/💫self

🍡/🍡s/🍡self

🍪/🍪s/🍪self

🍮/🍮s/🍮self

🍯/🍯s/🍯self

🧩/🧩s/🧩self

🎧/🎧s/🎧self

stim/stims/stimself

🎮/🎮s/🎮self

digi/digis/digiself

🩹/🩹s/🩹self

💌/💌s/💌self

\\/\\s/\\self

magi/magix/magickself

flip/flaps/flapself

[loquaciousquark]

Talks Machina Highlights - Critical Role C2E116-119 (Dec. 15, 2020)

Hi! I missed the first three minutes or so and opened the stream to Brian giving an absolutely incoherent ...ad? for some jewel game? Six thousand jewels just for logging in? Some app in the app store and he’s literally been talking about this now for six minutes and I don’t know what he’s talking about. He finally wraps up, Laura brings the show to a close, and we’re all a little worse than we were before.

Ashley tries to get us back on track and Henry bays over her. Brian tries to ask the first question and breaks off into feigned sobs halfway through. This is chaos incarnate.

Tonight’s guests: Laura Bailey & Ashley Johnson.

How’s Yasha feeling right now about Molly? She and Jester both are desperately curious about whether there’s a spark of Molly left in Lucien that can be brought back. It’s not the same as when Yasha was controlled by Obann; this seems more like just the way this is now. They’d settle for even finding the good in him, like they did with Essek. Brian jokes that they can monitor his mental state if Matt’s Irish accent starts to slip a little bit.

Jester is a little wary about scrying on Lucien now since he’s able to see her back.  She’s interested to try again now that Fjord’s given her the necklace.

Ashley has to run and grab a replacement set of headphones from Brian after hers get “crunchy.” It’s pretty cute seeing them run around and smooch on another screen. Brian teases that he doesn’t have any more questions for Jester since Caduceus has been doing all the healing lately. Laura tells us indignantly that she had Heal prepared for Caduceus in that last big fight, but Fjord got to Cad first. Brian explains how this is the same as all the good jokes he always lines up for Talks but never tells. Ashley’s crunchiness continues and we go briefly to a technical difficulties screen while Brian hops up to fix it.

Dani pips in to get this show back on track. Save us, Dani!

Ashley hadn’t thought about the aspect of Lucien controlling his friends’ minds, but finds it really creepy. It’s a cool game dynamic, and it’s a little different because they’re there willingly, but it’s really weird.

Jester thinks that “the tarot cards know all. She wants to buy into it real hard.” If it doesn’t make sense now, it will later. Laura has an Idiot’s Guide to Tarot Reading.

They’re super interested in why Aeor is like it is. Were they more advanced than us? Did they evolve along a different line? Ashley loves sci-fi and is all about this, especially since she wasn’t there for Happy Fun Ball time & hasn’t been able to get caught up on some of the things she missed in between, so she’s using this as an erstwhile replacement. She can already tell there are some things from this campaign that will bother her the way the unopened box did from C1. She and Laura both seethe at the camera about having to leave the spider behind.

Cosplay of the Week! Harland3r on instagram with a gorgeous winged Pike with a shield & mace. It’s an incredible photo and the wings look great.

Travis distracts Laura by dancing like a Trex offscreen. That seems right for this episode.

Jester’s encouragement of Yasha pursuing Beau was important in a lot of ways, not least because Ashley considered herself as uninterested in D&D romance as Travis & was a little unsure of activating a romance among her friends. However, it felt really natural within the game and it was really helpful to have Jester’s in-game encouragement. Yasha’s grown a lot and is in a much more positive place and is ready to find out what’s possible. Laura: “Jester from the get-go has seen Yasha as this wonderful soul from the beginning, and has seen how sad Yasha’s been through everything, and to see the difference that she exhibits when talking about Beau is drastic and wonderful. Jester’s joy in life is helping others find joy.”

Ashley points out it’s also so fun to “yes-and” with Laura because you’re like a little kid being dragged along by the hand - you don’t know where it’s going, but you know it’s going to be fun along the way.

Ashley does have a sense of “thank goodness Marisha isn’t jumping right into this” so she can coax herself into it, but when she tried to figure out the poem she had a lot of drafts that didn’t survive. She intentionally crafted the letter to give Beau an out if she didn’t feel the same way. There’s a lot going on with Lucien right now and there’s constantly a running thought in the back of her head about “maybe Beau is not into this.” Even the last couple episodes with Jester & Fjord have had Ashley finally understand shipping.

Brian brings us to the moment “almost as romantic as the pre-season finale of the Bachelorette.” Jester was “goo” afterwards. Early on in the campaign, Jester was very forward with her flirtations with Fjord & he shut her down. And then he kissed her underwater and immediately went and slept with Avantika, and Jester automatically shut herself down, because she thought she was misunderstanding & would only be hurt by those emotions. She deliberately focused on just being there with her friends, making everyone healthy and happy. These last few episodes where Fjord was flirting back felt like “my teenage heart again, my first kiss, the boy I like actually likes me back!” and she was able to open back up.

Yasha definitely has some instrument plans for those bones. She doesn’t know if she’s going to add to her harp or create a new one.

Ashley and Laura cheer about Travis stepping out his comfort zone. Laura thinks it was really good that he was doing it with her, his real-life wife, to see if he likes that sort of stuff in his D&D campaign. “It was just so sweet. It was just so sweet.” Brian says he’s actually a really romantic dude & Dani is so glad he asked before the kiss. Brian: “It’s going to be so sad when he breaks your heart and goes back to the corpse of Avantika.” Laura: “It’s fine, Jester will be long dead by then anyway.”

Jester does believe the four-year time trade was worth it, but that the city leaves “a mark on your brain,” especially as in-depth as she saw it. “Jester’s always been reticent to talk about her age because she’s aware she’s perceived in a juvenile way by a lot of people, and she’s insecure about that. She grew up by herself without a lot of social interactions and is experienced in a lot of ways now and naive in others; she’s very aware of human emotion around her, but chooses to see it in a certain way.” Losing the time makes her wonder if she needs to grow up & become an adult about certain things now. Laura: “I think actually she’s closer to Fjord’s age now. Actually, I’m not sure about his age. I don’t know how old he is - I’ve never even asked Travis!” Brian: “I think he’s definitely fifteen.” Laura: “Travis, how old is Fjord?” Travis, off-screen: “Sixty-five,” but he’s had the Mask of Many Faces up this whole time. Later, he adds that he’s in his early 30s.

Ashley has really enjoyed digging into Yasha’s more humorous side lately. It’s how she gets comfortable as a player, making it fun and light in a way that this year needs. “It’s also really funny to think that Yasha doesn’t know how Message works.”

Brian congratulates Laura & Ashley both on their game awards nominations. Brian vamps trying to get himself in as the presenter, but incidentally refers to Laura as his sister in the conversation and it’s super cute. “I would like to be the one to give the award to either my fiancee, or my sister!”

Fanart of the Week: @ethanmaldridge with an illustrated page from the Katzenprinz book. It’s just beautiful.

Jester’s polymorph gambit was terrifying, but the stakes got even higher when everyone else got stunned. She does lament choosing a bunny at the start. “Frickin’ Fjord’s armor!”

Yasha loves being polymorphed lately. She thinks it’s kinda funny, especially given her rigid upbringing with such defined roles.

Laura feels like Jester and Vex are weirdly two halves of herself. Brian: “You see the very bargainy, I’m gonna use my wit & smarts to negotiate situations. But at the same time, you’re very open to what people are thinking & feeling and navigating that. What you end up putting out (though it comes across as innocent and naive) is something pure because she truly believes it.” Laura thinks Yasha and Pike are the same way for Ashley, though Ashley feels a little closer to Yasha right now. Sometimes you just feel really exposed. Laura compares how much idealism she put into Jester to her character from Fruits Basket.

Since Yasha didn’t belong to either side in the war, she’s not hugely concerned by the fallout; she more wants to make sure her found family are okay and safe. Jester is the same way, Laura tells us. Jester doesn’t have any greater vision of the Empire & Dynasty interacting; she cares about the people, and it hasn’t been until the vision with the city that she kind of woke up and realized they have to really stop this now. It feels bigger than the Dynasty/Empire. Ashley: “It seems more of a thing for Beau and Caleb to care about.”

Really, up to now Jester was mostly concerned about getting Molly back, but now the stakes seem much higher. “We have to do this. We have to complete this, to beat them, to keep them from doing this.” Yasha is just going with the flow for now. There’s a lot coming at them and they are ready to find out what’s next.

And that’s that for tonight! Brian thanks the crew especially for working incredibly hard on switching everything to home-based streaming. He then gets stuck halfway spinning around in his chair and the last thing we hear is him idly wondering “What’s Fjord taste like?” which seems pretty on brand for tonight’s show. Is it Thursday yet?

[vethbrenatto]

I understand how Matt is describing Beau’s step of the wind monk jumping, but is that going to stop me from fully believing Beau is just doing giant bunny hops through the snow? No.

[snelbz]

The Ranch {4}

An A Court of Thorns and Roses, Nesta x Cassian, Modern AU, fanfiction.

Collaboration: @tacmc x @throne-of-ashes-and-beauty

Cassian rode until the sun had gone down, and after he had everything put away and Daisy was in her stall to rest for the night, he was crashing into his cabin, still filled with frustration and anger. Beau jumped off the recliner and met Cassian by the door, tail wagging. 

After kicking off his muddy boots, Cassian grabbed the bottle of bourbon out of his fridge and slumped down into his recliner before putting the cool bottle to his lips. 

As he was out riding Daisy, he felt guilty, at first, for the things he had said to Nesta in the kitchen. He hadn’t been fair, and he knew it. He was pissed, and felt stupid for the entire ordeal, and as usual, he had let out those feelings by way of smartass comments in hopes to get a rise out of her.

It had worked, of course, but a little too well. She had threatened to fire him. He, who had dedicated almost a decade to this ranch, who had put his heart and soul into everything he had done over the last eight years. He loved working the ranch, and she wanted to fire him? Why? Because what they had done was inappropriate.

It was utter bullshit. 

They were both there that night, and she had wanted it every bit as much as he had. He remembered the fire, the longing, in her eyes, the soft whimpers escaping her lips as his tongue explored her body. He hadn’t imagined it. She wanted him, all of him, but then she left.

Inappropriate.

The word rang through him, repeated in his mind, like a fucking joke.

He grabbed his phone and called Azriel. It rang three times before his brother answered with a breathless, ���Hello?”

Cassian gave a quick glance to the clock on the microwave, seeing it was 9:58 on a Saturday night. The one night that both Elain and Azriel are off work and together. And have given their families strict instructions not to call unless it was an emergency.

“Shit, fuck, it’s Saturday, y’all are- well, you know I know what you were doing, but I don’t want to say it because then I’ll think about it and-.”

“Cassian,” Azriel laughed, cutting him off. “I’m at the gym.” He laughed again as he heard Cass breath a sigh of relief, but explained before he could ask. “They needed El to work a double in the NICU today so she gets tomorrow off. So maybe don’t call tomorrow, yeah?”

He cleared his throat and scratched at the back of his neck. “Right, sorry about that. This would have been real awkward.”

Az snorted on the other end of the phone and the telltale echo Cass could hear in the background told him he’d made his way into the locker room. “Less awkward than that time you took a buckle bunny back to the room in Houston, didn’t tell me or Rhys, and we walked in right when you were about to-.”

“Okay, yes, less awkward than that,” Cass mumbled, all by himself, but still feeling the tips of his ears burn.

He could hear Azriel’s deep laughter on the other end of the phone and when he returned the phone to his ear, he asked, “So what’s got you so out of sorts that you called me on a Saturday night?”

Cassian debated on giving him a little bit of back story, but he’d seen how they were last night. Maybe Az could try and give him a little insight, since he had successfully figured out one of the Archeron sisters.

“I almost fucked Nesta last night.” There was absolute silence on the other end. Cassian pulled the phone from his ear to make sure he hadn't dropped the call somehow. “Az?”

“Rhys and I will be over in twenty.”

The line went dead and Cassian sighed, looking over at Beau. The pup ran over and licked Cassian’s outstretched hand as he said in a singsong voice, “Dad’s in trouble…”

Beau barked as if to say, Trust me, I know. And the pup’s following grin said, And I can’t wait to watch you get your ass handed to you.

Cassian sighed as he fell back in his recliner and waited - waited for his brothers to come give him hell.

Maybe he deserved hell.

He didn’t know.

He took another gulp from the bottle. 

Beau jumped up on Cassian’s lap and Cassian let out a long string of curses as he almost spilled his bourbon. Beau was a massive puppy and didn’t understand that he wasn’t a lap dog anymore. Cass didn’t have the heart to tell him either.

Beau was still sprawled across Cassian’s lap, getting his belly rubbed, twenty minutes later, when the cabin door was thrown open.

Azriel was still dressed in his sweaty gym clothes. Cassian assumed he had stopped by to pick up Rhys on the way, who was wearing old sweatpants and a t-shirt with the sleeves cut off. 

Beau hopped off Cassian, at last, to greet his uncles as Rhysand said, “Feyre says fuck you.”

Cassian blinked. “Wh- you told her?”

Rhysand shrugged, shutting the front door. “I had to let her know where I was going.”

Cassian groaned. “Couldn’t have said you were just coming over for a drink?”

Azriel chuckled as Rhysand said, “I could’ve, but then I couldn’t watch her kick your ass the next time she sees you.”

Cass leaned back in the recliner, covering his face with his hands. The words were muffled as he said, “She would have figured out a reason to anyways, she always does.”

He heard the couch next to him groan as one of his brothers sat down, but Rhys’ voice came from the kitchen when she replied. “Yeah, but now I don’t have to get my ass kicked when she finds out that I knew, and didn’t tell her.”

Cass moved his hands away to see Azriel shaking his head as he threw his sweaty tennis shoes across the room. Beau immediately chased them to the corner, but a whistle from Cassian had him begrudgingly trotting back to his place on the floor in front of the recliner. He flopped down with a huff.

Azriel, deciding to no longer beat around the bush, asked, “Dude, what the hell? You said you two couldn’t even be in the same room without wanting to scream at each other when you called me the day before yesterday.”

Cassian leaned forward and dropped his head into his hands. “I don’t know, I just- she just gets under my skin.”

“She’s Nesta Archeron,” Rhysand announced, finally appearing from the small kitchen. There was a bottle of cheap whiskey in one hand and three glasses in the other. “The Cauldron made her with the sole purpose of getting under people’s skin.”

“Rhys,” Azriel warned.

He placed the contents on the small table between the couch and recliner and held up his hands in surrender. “Now, Cassian, because you’ve chosen to make yet another stupid decision, and because the three of us chose to make that stupid pact at seventeen-years-old, we’re here to be miserable with you.” He cracked the seal and put the plastic bottle of liquor to his lips, the burn of the alcohol damn near painful. He handed the bottle to Cass and he blew out a harsh breath and shook his head.

He happily took it and chugged much more than most humans typically would. When he put the bottle down and opened his eyes, Azriel and Rhysand were watching him.

Azriel let out a low whistle. “You’re in worse shape than I thought.”

“I talked to her about it this afternoon, too,” Cassian said, head already feeling light. “It didn’t go well.”

“Did you….expect it to?” Rhysand asked, brows raised as they passed around the bottle.

Cassian didn’t reply. He didn’t have a good answer. Yes, he had, but he wasn’t sure why.

“Well,” Azriel went on, clearing his throat. “We’re here to take your mind off of it.”

“Drink,” Rhysand said, handing the bottle to Cassian, once more. He did, but not quite as deeply as the first. “And start at the beginning.”

Cassian handed the bottle back to him. “You both may want to start drinking, too,” he said, closing his eyes and reclining back in the chair.

Rhys did as he was told, but Azriel asked, “And why’s that?”

“Because it all started with me walking into the kitchen in the main house to find her perky, little ass up in the air, in the tightest pair of jeans shorts I've ever seen, and ended with her legs wrapped around my waist and her tits in my mouth, against that wall.” Cassian gestured towards the doorway, eyes still closed.

He heard two more heavy swallows.

“I assume something happened between those two moments,” Azriel muttered. 

Cassian kept his eyes closed as he said, “I blame the alcohol.”

“Bullshit,” Rhysand said, the couch creaking as he shifted his weight. “Your alcohol tolerance is impressive, to say the least.” 

“We did run into each other, literally, after our shower yesterday afternoon,” Cassian muttered. “That didn’t help.”

A pause, then Azriel said, “Our? As in...together?”

Cassian opened his eyes just to roll them. “No. She was getting ready in the main house, too, I didn’t know.”

Rhysand gave him a knowing look.

“I didn’t know,” Cassian repeated, words clipped. 

“Alright, alright,” Rhysand mumbled, laughing quietly as he took the bottle from Azriel. “Not to mention that you drove her to and from the bar last night.”

“We came back here, I invited her in,” he went on, taking the bottle from Rhysand and fiddling with the label. “We drank a little, got to know each other a little… She wanted it.”

“You think every woman wants to fuck you,” Rhysand said, as Cassian took a sip of whiskey.

He leaned forward, setting the bottle on the side table and rested his knees on his hands. “Yeah, well, when you’re playing Twenty Questions, and someone says ‘If given the chance, would you fuck me’, what the hell would you think?”

They were both quiet.

“She...asked you that?” Azriel asked, reaching across Rhys for the bottle.

“Swear on my mother’s grave.” Cassian stood up and began pacing in front of the television. “Gods, I tried to fucking not, too. I took the drink instead of answering the question and then I left her out here.” He ran a hand through his hair, pulling it free from the tie it’d been in all day. “I went back into my room and I was going to let her leave and give her some bullshit story about getting sick or something this morning whenever I saw her.” He paused and looked over at that empty recliner, looked at where she’d been sitting just a night ago. “But then I thought, what if I don’t get this chance again? This woman, she’s all that I’ve thought about for the last three days and I just…”

Cassian trailed off and Azriel, without looking away from his brother, nudged Rhys’ arm. “I think we might need that second bottle you left out in the truck.”

“Yeah,” Rhysand said, blinking, before hauling ass out of the cabin. He came back a minute later, with an unopened bottle, as Cassian continued to pace in his little living room.

“Okay,” Rhysand said, settling back into the couch and twisting open the bottle. “Continue.”

Cassian sighed, running a hand, frustratingly, through his hair. “It got a little out of control, for a while...things were getting heated….really fucking heated. Then, she heard my phone vibrate, thanks to you assholes, and I wasn’t going to get it, because, obviously, my phone was the last thing on my mind, but then she kept telling me to answer the fucking phone, so I did.” The words rushed out of him, and as he took another step, he swayed, then cursed. “I looked at the texts, quickly, then when I looked over my shoulder, the front door was open and she was gone.”

“Shit,” Azriel muttered, Rhysand nodded. “She didn’t say anything?”

Cass scooped the near empty bottle from the table and slumped back into the chair. Beau sat up and rested his head on Cassian’s knee. He scratched behind his ear and shook his head, putting his lips to the bottle. He drained the rest of it.

“Should I offer you this before I ask how this morning went?” Rhys asked, extending his hand.

Cassian again shook his head, but stood up and made his way to the kitchen, grabbing a few bottled waters. Didn’t matter if he got shitfaced drunk tonight, he’d still have to be up with the sun to start his day. He sat back down and handed the other two bottles to his brothers.

“It wasn’t this morning, it was about, oh,” he glanced at the clock again. “Three hours ago, give or take.” He took a swig from the cool bottle and set it down. “I gave her space, all day, so she could come up with whatever excuse she wanted, and then when I finally run into her, she’s in this extravagant fucking kitchen, cooking the most delicious looking damn steak I’ve ever seen, and the sun was lighting up her eyes and…” Cass reached for the whiskey again. “She said, it was inappropriate.”

“So she apologized?” Azriel asked, clearly confused.

“Fuck, no, us, what we did, that was inappropriate.” Cassian sighed and dragged a hand down his face. “She says since she’s ‘technically my boss’, we can’t.”

A look of understanding passed between them both.

“What?” Cass asked, noticing the two of them.

“Absolutely not,” was all Azriel said, when Rhys turned to look at him.

Rhys said, “If he’s getting into this thing, he needs to-.”

“Okay, but he’s clearly not getting into it, since Nesta shut him down. I don’t know about you, but I like my balls being-.”

“Oh, shut up, you aren’t even engaged yet, you think you’ll have it bad?”

“Hey!” Cassian said, loudly. They both looked at him. “Someone wanna tell me what the hell you’re talking about?”

Rhysand looked at Azriel. “You brought it up.”

“Fuck you,” he mumbled under his breath, but sighed and looked at Cass. “You didn’t hear this from us and if Elain or Feyre ask, you sure as shit didn’t hear this from us.” Cassian, eyebrows raised, nodded. Azriel looked at Rhys one more time and when he gestured for him to go on, Az sighed. “Nesta nearly got kicked out of the most prestigious culinary institute in France for having an affair with her instructor.”

Cassian stilled.

No one said a word as Cassian stared at Azriel. Even Beau could sense the tension, as he whined quietly, breaking the silence. 

“Sorry, what?” Cassian asked, at last. 

“Happened a few years ago, at the end of her final semester,” Azriel continued, slowly, cautiously. “She was of age, of course, and he was in his late-twenties. She was in love with him, apparently, but when the board found out...well, it didn’t go well. She had to beg and plead to be allowed to finish school and receive her diploma, and she obviously broke it off with the guy, too. And, considering you are technically under her employment…”

Cassian opened his mouth to protest, but nothing came out. It suddenly all made sense - at least, it made more sense than it had hours before. 

And he had been a complete dick to her, then. 

“Fuck,” Rhysand breathed, “you look like you’re about to puke.”

Azriel slowly rose to his feet and hurried into the kitchen. He came back to the living room with the garbage can, and tentatively set it down in front of Cassian. 

Who still wasn’t saying a word.

“Dude, do you think you should-.”

The sound of retching is all that could be heard in the small cabin.

“Oh shit!” Rhys cried, jumping back into the seat Azriel had just vacated as Cassian emptied the contents of his stomach into the trash can.

He coughed, bracing his hands on the edges of the can. “I’m a piece of shit.”

Rhys mumbled, “Well…”

“Rhys, shut the fuck up.” Azriel said, and handed Cass his water bottle. “Cass, you’re not a piece of shit.”

He groaned, and fell down to the floor as he opened the water bottle and took slow sips.

He should go apologize to Nesta.

But he also knew he had no right to do so. Even if he tried, she probably wouldn’t give him the time of day. 

And he didn’t blame her.

His head was pounding, his stomaching rolling. He closed his eyes and put his face into his hands. 

“I need to go to bed,” he muttered, talking into his hands.

Azriel whistled for Beau, who was instantly by his side. He then walked to the front door and let the pup out for his last potty break of the night. 

“Go get cleaned up. I’ll let Beau in and lock the door behind us.” Azriel leaned beside the wall next to the door and smiled.

Cassian nodded and stood, stumbling back toward the bathroom. He flipped Rhys off as he went.

The second he flipped on the bathroom light he cringed. His eyes were glazed, his eyelids heavy. After grabbing a rag and drenching it in water, he wiped off his face then brushed his teeth. As soon as he walked out into the hall and into his bedroom, he was falling into his bed. He could hear Beau running through the living room, his tail was wagging as he jumped up next to Cassian on his mattress.

Azriel was scolding Rhysand as they walked out. The last thing Cassian heard him say before they shut the front door was, Way to be a prick, dickwad. 

Once Cassian was left alone in the silence, though, his guilt only worsened.

He laid there, listening to his ceiling fan rotate and running his hand down Beau’s belly, and he groaned.

He should text her, tell her that he was sorry for being a dick and-.

He didn’t even have her fucking number.

For a split second, he considered going to her house, apologizing, kissing her, he hadn’t decided yet. But then he realized what a stupid idea that was, and likely to get him fired.

So he laid there, room spinning around him as fast as the fan above him, and waited for the sunrise.

[franticvampirereads]

Another two for one on book reviews today!

Bunny Hope Beau: This is my favorite of this series so far! It actually had me tearing up more than once. I loved that Cam and Avery found each other at the right moment, and were together at a really difficult and grief filled time. I also loved the way that their friend group came together to support them. Also? Shout out to Jośe’s Abuela for adopting Cam, Avery, and Eric as part of her family. Bunny Hop Beau is getting four and a half stars!

2025 Reading Challenge Prompt Fills:

Romance Readathon: blue or purple on the cover, on my tbr the longest (over a year)

Fireworks Flame: I loved this one! It was so sweet that Rick and Alan kept trying to find each other for years after their one night stand. And that Alan was so shocked and happy to find out that he had a son with Rick. I also really loved that Alan’s family excepted Dennis as soon as they laid eyes on him. And, of course, gotta give a shout out to Abuela for adopting her grandson’s friends and their partners into her family and fostering a community filled with love. This is getting four stars!

2025 Reading Challenge Prompt Fills:

Alphabet Challenge: F

Romance Readathon: blue or purple on the cover, on my tbr the longest (over a year)

[diejager]

Okay so this is a character I have in the works but I'd love your interpretation.

What about a BunnyDragon!reader being introduced into the monster!141? Long drooping ears, a friendly temperament, spewing green flames that bring life and heal things rather than destroying them. But their claws and teeth just as sharp and deadly as any other dragon.

Rabid Cw: reader being a menace, fire, pyromaniac, tell me if I missed any.

Laughing, you dashed off, away from the mess you four created out of sheer boredom, green flames sparking and lingering on the corner of your lips were the only proof people had to link you to the few burning heaps around the base. Your ears flopped as you ran and hopped away, a skip in your feet and a bright smile splitting your face, flashing sharper than usual teeth at people who stood in your way. They all parted, little chuckles leaving their lips when they saw you, all used to your little pranks, the sly and mischievous gleam in your eyes when you got bored and the loud steps that followed you closely, either Price, Laswell or another superior chasing after you to scold you.

“Spread out!”

You separated from the others, taking your own path from the fork. Spreading out meant that it’d take more time to catch each and every one of you to bring to Price’s office, wasted time meant that you stalled your punishment and burned through Price’s anger and disappointment. You would rendezvous back on the roof or the airfield once you’d waited out long enough, or Price would hound you back to his office for a verbal lesson on behaving and not giving him and Laswell paperwork.

Which seemed to be your situation after he sent the others to find you, Soap brought back by the scruff by Ghost, Gaz by a stalking Horangi, Rudy by a snickering Alejandro and you by a touchy König. You sat on the armrest of the worn couch, giving space for your wings to breathe and flutter behind you, occasionally moving to soothe the small ache; and your tail to sway, moving back and forth on the floor like a dog wagging it’s tail. There was a slight excitement in your body, to see how Price would react to this stunt you pulled, bigger in scale and more obnoxious with the bright flowers and lively faun that bloomed after your flames died down.

“Want to explain it to me before we start?”

You all shared a look, seconds spent staring to convey a silent message that you all agreed on and that left you to work your magic. You gave him a cheeky grin, watching his eyes narrow and his arms cross before you stared your little explanation, going onto the blandness of the base, the sheer boredom you all felt and having to find something to occupy yourself with. You could feel disappointment ooze off Price in waves, his furrowed brows and shaking head to the small snickers and laughs from the men who caught you.

“You’ll be the death of me,” Price sighed, stepping away from his desk and moving towards you with big and quick strides.

You only smiled up at him, gazing at him through squinted and amused eyes, head perked up to his bowed figure, face nearing yours with a stoic expression.

“But you love me,” you let slip out, feeling especially cheeky and proud of your work, bringing life to a grey area.

“But I love you,” he agreed with a small smile, hitting your horns with his, a display of love and affection for dragons, “Doesn’t mean you’re not getting punished, any of you.”

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[dreaminpeaches]

What songs do you make mental AMVs of your paras to? :o - maddgicalgirl (gonna ask a few people this question is eating me uppp)

@maddgicalgirl

yeah, like all the time, most of the songs in my daydream playlist have been mentally turned to AMVs, songs like " I Can't Handle Change" "The Knock by The Hop Along make for good angsty ones (mostly featuring Beau, lol), and fun songs like Marlboro Nights are good for paracosms like Casual Nexus, just a series of my paras going around the city doing dumb fun stuff just cuz, other fun songs like "Dance In The Living Room by NVTHVN" are good for AMVs with an impromptu dance party vibe usually in Casual Nexus, or Humble Pie, when Beau's feeling down and Bonnie's trying to make him feel better. Cute songs like "Are you bored yet?" or "Cloud9 by Bunny Island" make good romance AMV usually between Bonnie and Beau, and Hyadain no Kakakata☆Kataomoi is a good love song that prefect captures the feeling and moment that Del (from Homecoming) realized she was in love with her boyfriend, its freakin chaotic love song but it works,

Anyways the short answer is YES, I thought that's what most daydreamers do, I hope someday I'll actually make one of these AMV a real tangible thing for other homies to look at and also enjoy, but its totally cool for these just to be a me thing for now.

[jaybug-jabbers]

My Complete ACNH Villager Tier List

This is made mostly for my own reference and convenience as I go island-hopping.

Tiers Explained S: All-time favorites, godly tier

A: Favorites

B: I would not mind having on my island

C: I don’t want on my island; they are either pretty boring or just unpleasant

Shit: This is an abomination, why did they even make them

Notes

* I dislike the Jock personality so it’s a major point reduction, but if a character’s design is really strong, I might like them despite their Jock personality

* I am extremely picky and dislike a lot of characters; don’t bother yelling at me for hating your favorites

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S-Tier: All-Time Favorites

Anteater - Anabelle

Cat -  Ankha, Raymond

Chicken - Ken

Deer - Erik

Eagle - Amelia

Horse - Roscoe

Lion - Leopold

Ostrich - Flora, Julia, Phoebe

Sheep - Dom

Squirrel - Marshal

Wolf - Skye

A-Tier: Favorites

Deer - Bruce, Lopez, Beau, Zell

Eagle - Avery, Buzz, Apollo

Ostrich - Cranston, Blanche, Gladys, Phil

Wolf - Kyle

Bull - Rodeo

Squirrel - Poppy

Penguin - Hopper

Elephant - Tia

Goat - Kidd, Sherb

B-Tier: Wouldn’t Mind Having

Alligator - Gayle, Drago

Anteater - Pango

Bear - Megan

Bull - Stu

Bird - Sparro, Jacob

Cat - Punchy, Olivia, Tom

Chicken - Becky, Egbert, Knox, Plucky

Cub - Maple, Judy, June

Duck - Molly

Eagle - Celia, Sterling

Elephant - Cyd, Ellie

Hippo - Bertha

Horse - Cleo, Colton, Julian, Papi, Savannah, Victoria

Kangaroo - Walt

Koala - Melba, Yuka

Mouse - Chadder

Octopus - Marina

Penguin - Aurora, Boomer

Pig - Boris, Agnes

Sheep - Wendy

Squirrel - Agent S, Blaire, Pecan, Static, Tasha

Wolf - Chief, Audie, Dobie, Lobo, Vivian, Whitney, Wolfgang

C-Tier: Boring or Unpleasant

Alligator - Sly, Del, Boots, Alli, Alfonso

Anteater - Snooty, Olaf, Cyrano, Antonio, Annalisa

Bear - Charlise, Curt, Grizzly, Groucho, Ike, Klaus, Paula, Pinky, Teddy, Ursala

Bird - Twiggy, Jay, Jacques, Midge, Peck, Robin, Piper

Bull - Angus, Coach, T-Bone, Vic

Cat - Felicity, Merry, Mitzy, Bob, Kid Cat, Kitty, Lolly

Chicken - Ava, Benedict, Broffina, Goose

Cub - Bluebear, Cheri, Murphy, Olive, Pekoe, Poncho, Stitches, Tammy

Deer - Bam, Deirdre, Diana, Fauna

Dog - Bea, Bones, Butch, Cherry, Cookie, Daisy, Goldie, Lucky, Mac, Maddie, Portia, Walker, Shep

Duck - Bill, Freckles, Ketchup, Mallary, Miranda, Scoot, Weber

Eagle - Frank, Keaton, Pierce

Elephant - Big Top, Dizzy, Eloise, Margie, Opal, Paolo

Frog - Camofrog, Cousteau, Drift, Frobert, Henry, Huck, Jeremiah, Lily, Prince, Puddles, Raddle, Ribbot, Tad

Goat -  Pashmina

Gorilla - Hans, Louie, Rocket, Boone

Hamster - Clay, Flurry, Hamlet, Hamphrey

Hippo - Biff, Bubbles

Horse - Annalise, Ed, Elmer, Reneigh, Winnie

Kangaroo - Carrie, Kitt, Rooney, Sylvia, Mathilda, Astrid

Koala - Eugene, Lyman

Lion - Elvis, Lionel, Mott, Rex

Monkey - Nana, Deli

Mouse - Bree, Bettina, Dora, Penelope, Rod, Samson

Octopus - Zucker, Octavian

Ostrich - Queeine, Sandy, Sprocket

Penguin - Wade, Roald, Puck, Friga, Sprinkle

Pig - Chops, Cobb, Curly, Gala, Kevin, Lucy, Hugh, Peggy, Spork, Rasher

Rabbit - Bonbon, Chrissy, Claude, Coco, Francine, Hopkins, Mira, Snake

Sheep - Eunice, Stella, Willow, Woolio

Squirrel - Caroline, Filbert, Mint, Nibbles, Peanut, Sally, Sylvana

Tiger - Bangle, Bianca, Claudia, Leonardo, Rowan, Tybalt, Rolf

Wolf - Fang, Freya

Shit-Tier: Horrifying

Bear - Beardo, Chow, Nate, Tutu

Bird - Lucha, Anchovy, Jitters, Admiral

Cat - Katt, Kiki, Moe, Monique, Purrl, Rosie, Rudy, Stinky, Tabby, Tangy, Kabuki

Cub - Barold, Chester, Kody, Pudge, Vladimir

Deer - Fuchsia

Dog - Benjamin, Biskit, Marcel

Duck - Deena, Derwin, Drake, Gloria, Joey, Maelle, Pate, Pompom, Quillson

Elephant - Axel, Tucker

Frog - Croque, Diva, Gigi, Jambette will haunt my nightmares, Wart Jr.

Goat - Billy, Chevre, Gruff, Nan, Velma

Gorilla - Al, Boyd, Cesar, Violet

Hamster - Apple, Graham, Rodney, Soleil

Hippo - Bitty, Harry, Hippeux, Rocco

Horse - Buck, Clyde, Peaches

Kangaroo - Marcie

Koala - Alice, Canberra, Gonzo, Ozzie, Sydney

Lion - Bud, Rory

Monkey - Elise, Monty, Shari, Tammi, Simon, Flip

Mouse - Anicotti, Bella, Broccolo, Candi, Greta, Limberg, Moose, Rizzo

Penguin - Cube, Flo, Gwen, Iggly, Tex

Pig - Maggie, Pancetti, Truffles

Rabbit - Bunnie, Carmen, Cole, Doc, Dotty, Gabi, Gaston, Genji, Pippy, O’Hare, Ruby, Tiffany, Toby

Sheep - Baabara, Cashmere, Curlos, Frita, Muffy, Pietro, Timbra, Vesta

Squirrel - Cally, Hazel, Ricky, Sheldon

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The Village of Roombaton

I finally got rid of dick eagle Keaton and had to go on a mad spree of island hopping to try to fill his house before Tombo could sell it to whatever jerk called him up and played “One million bells ASMR” into the phone.  Struck out repeatedly before stumbling upon an apparent favorite, Marina, who moved in today and became MY FOURTH NORMAL (help).

Current residents are:

Puck - lazy penguin

Goose - jock chicken

Reneigh - big sister horse

Molly - normal duck

Bunnie - peppy rabbit

Octavian - cranky octopus who has grown on me

Merengue - normal rhino

Winnie - peppy horse, who will be the next to move, losing the tie-breaker to Bunnie since I already have a horse

Lolly - normal cat, although normal is a stretch for someone who spent half of today hiding behind the tailor shop apparently singing into the river

Marina - normal octopus, hasn’t actually finished unpacking yet

Currently have no smug or snooty representation, and I’m kinda ok with that based on Keaton and the snooties I ran into while trying to find a new villager.  Really hoping to find Bob, Beau, or Rosie when Winnie moves.  I feel bad not talking to her right now, but there’s only room in Roombaton for one horse pun

[georgiapeach30513]

Did Alreigh and Curtis have a chat later after Bunny left in the middle of their family dinner when Curtis took a jab at her not having a job n seeing Beau?

Yes, she is going to be semi-honest with her dad. Which it's not just a boy that's bothering him.

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Baby Bunny

Summary:  Arleigh brings cookies to her dad

Pairings:  Curtis X Arleigh

Rating:  cute

Warnings: none, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  1.1K

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“Hey, boss?” the newest deputy pokes his head in looking at Curtis.  “There’s a little girl here that’s brought you a box of cookies.  She left another one in the break room, but says she needs to talk to you.”

Curtis gets a big smile, “Send her on in,” his eyes light up as Arleigh hands him over the box, full of his favorite cookies.  “You and your mom have been busy.”

She reaches over and grabs out a peanut butter cookie, and he playfully smacks at her, “I thought these were mine?”

“They are, but you’re sharing with your favorite child,” he cocks up an eyebrow and bites into a chocolate crinkle cookie with a moan.  “Don’t be weird.”

“You did not make this cookie.  This is all my Little Princess right here.  Isn’t it?”

“Yes, dad.  I did not help with those, because she wouldn’t let me.”

“Why are you making me cookies?”

“Why are you being so hateful about Beau?”

“Why are you lying and acting like nothing is going on between you two?”

“Why do you care, when it’s yet another reason for me to stay in Boston?”

Curtis opens his mouth to say something before closing it, but then, “Why does it have to be Beau?”

“What do you have against Beau?”

“He works for your daddy.”

“Ah!” she laughs at him.  “You lose.  That was not a question,” he extends a hand to her with a smile, and she shakes on the fact that she won their little tit for tat questions that they have done most of her life.  “Now that we’re not questioning one another, what is your real issue?”

“That I just got my baby Bunny back, and now she’s hopping off to be with some guy.  You’re also lying and saying there’s nothing going on between you two.  Why?” she offers him a shrug of her shoulders reaching for one of the crinkle cookies, “No.  These are mine, I’ll give you the whole box.  Not these,” with a single pout, Curtis breaks one in half to hand to Arleigh.  “Is he making you say there’s nothing?”

“No.  We’re just new.  Why do we have to label something if we’re not sure ourselves?  Is there a real reason you don’t like Beau?  He’s a good guy.  He’s got a job.  He’s got a car.  He’s got a house, and land.”

“It’s too fast.”

“So...you and mom, how many dates did you go on before you brought her home?”

“That’s different.”

“Because it was you?  You set the boundaries of nothing serious.  You introduce daddy, and boom you married her, had a union with all three of you, and then had three beautiful children that you love to torture.  How is this different?  Mom was the same age I am, and she had two men.  No offense, but I’m good with the one.  That’s a lot of work that I don’t want.  And then you insult me for lack of a job.  Knowing that when I came home I was taking a full summer off to be with my family, and I have done that.”

“And then run to his house at night.”

“I can’t do both?  I know you love being the sheriff, and we need someone like you, but your lack of time at home, isn’t my fault.  I’ll start spending more time there on your nights off.  And I would like if we could do the backyard drive-in with Beau there.”

“Tell me you’re dating him then,” Arleigh shakes her head no, and Curtis leans back in his chair.  “Why?”

“We’re not...labeling us.”

“I don’t like this.  That’s my gig.”

“Hmm, where do you think I learned it from?  We’re just slowly navigating our way, so let us do that.  And then in the meantime be nice.”

Curtis furls up his face bit, before giving her a grimace, “I don’t want to get too attached.”

“Well, do.  He’s not going anywhere.”

“But you said...”

“And you said mom was for only a short amount of time.  Now look at you.  You didn’t even adhere to your rule.”

“So you’re falling?” Arleigh doesn’t answer just scrunches her nose up and smiles.  “I have to deal with Frank’s kid for the rest of my life?  My god, you really are just like me.  Are you wanting kids?”

“Yeah, a couple of goats would be nice.  We gotta finish the cabin first, and he’s gotta not get tired of me,” Curtis’ face falls, because he was definitely not talking about animals.  “But if he’ll let me, I want ducks, and cows, and chickens, a couple of goats, a cute miniature horse.  A small farm, but we don’t kill our animals.”

“He’s keeping you in Boston?”

“Well, and I did get a job at the private school?  Teaching first grade.  So, that’s keeping me here too.  And the garden that we started to kinda plan at the cabin,” Curtis sighs throwing his head back.  “He’s a good guy, dad.”

“I know.  That’s what you keep telling me.  Understand this though, Arleigh Grace, you are my daughter.  My baby.  I just got you back, so seeing you running off with someone, especially out of state, I want to know that you’re safe.  And that you’re happy.”

“I am.”

“I can tell.  You got your little Bunny nose smile.  You’re glowing.  There it is,” he smiles right along with her sunny smile.  “You’re like the best parts of me, your daddy, and your mom.  I’m sorry.”

“I know you are.  You know I love you.  I know I have a lot of Daddy’s personality, but I have a lot of you, too.  And when you pushed Beau away, all I wanted to do was hide him and protect him from you.  I didn’t like that.”

“Ugh, if this is what you’re going to do, then fine.  I don’t like him, but I’ll tolerate him and be nice,” Arleigh shakes her head no laughing.  “Fine, I don’t dislike him.  I dislike that you have a boy, so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.  But I get to deal with him in my way if he breaks your heart.  Okay?”

“I think that’s fair.  How late are you working?  Because he’s coming for dinner and a movie in the backyard.”

“I get off at five.”

“See you then.  Love you, dad.”

“Make some more chocolate crinkle cookies.  Well, ask your mom politely to.”

“She made you two batches.  You got four here in your box, and the rest is all at home waiting for you.”

“Thanks, baby Bunny.  Love you.”

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Multilingual Vocab Practice

Pets

(Here’s a vocab list to help you talk about your furry/scaly/feathered friends. This was my favorite list to make so far!

Note: For the most part, I have given the masculine version of each animal. In general, feminization of each animal in Spanish and French is pretty simple (see the end of the post for further explanation). However, some animals have unique words for each gender (like “cow” and “bull”). In those cases, I have listed the alternative names underneath the more commonly used word.

I also have the baby version of different animals listed directly underneath the adult version in some cases.

As usual, most adjectives are given in the masculine singular form.)

English | español | français | Deutsch

Phrases

bad dog! | ¡perro malo! | mauvais chien ! | böser Hund!

can I pet (your dog)? | puedo acariciar a tu perro? | Je peux caresser votre chien ? | Darf ich Ihren Hund streicheln?

good boy! | *¡buen perro! | *bon chien ! | Guter Hund! good girl! |* ¡buena perra! | *bonne chienne ! | gute Hündin!

good doggy! | ¡buen perrito! | bon chiot ! | Gutes Hundchen!

Interjections

miaow! | miau | miaou ! | Miau!

woof-woof! | ¡guau-guau! | ouaf-ouaf | Wau-Wau!

Nouns

animal | el animal | l’animal | das Tier

belly | el vientre | le ventre | der Bauch

bird | el pájaro | l’oiseau | der Vogel

bug | el bicho | l’insecte | der Käfer

cage | la jaula | la cage | der Käfig

canary | el canario | le canari | der Kanarienvogel

cat | **el gato | **le chat | **die Katze kitten | el gatito | le chaton | das Kätzchen

cat food | la comida para gatos | la nourriture pour chat | das Katzenfutter

chinchilla | la chinchilla | le chinchilla | die Chinchilla

claw | la garra | la griffe | die Klaue

collar | el collar (de perro) | le collier (de chien) | das (Hunde)halsband

cow | la vaca | la vache | die Kuh bull | el toro | le taureau | der Stier

dog | **el perro | **le chien | der Hund puppy | el perrito | le chiot | der Welpe

dog food | la comida para perros | la nourriture pour chien | das Hundefutter

doggy door | la puerta para perros | la porte chien | die Hundetür

ear | la oreja | l’oreille | das Ohr

feather | la pluma | la plume | die Feder

ferret | el hurón | le furet | das Frettchen

fin | la aleta | l’aileron | die Flosse

fish | ***el pez | le poisson | der Fisch

fish food | la comida para peces | la nourriture pour poissons | das Fischfutter

fish tank | la pecera | l'aquarium | das Aquarium

foot | el pie | le pied | der Fuß

friend | el amigo/la amiga | l’ami/l’amie | der Freund/die Freundin

fur | el peláje | la fourrure | das Fell

gecko | el gecko | le gecko | der gecko

gerbil | el jerbo | la gerbille | die Rennmaus

goat | el cabro | la chèvre | die Ziege

guinea pig | el conejillo de indias | le cochon d’Inde | das Meerschweinchen

hamster | el hamster | le hamster | der Hamster

hermit crab | el cangrejo ermitaño | le crabe ermite | der Einsiedlerkrebs

hoof | el casco | le sabot | der Huf

horse | el caballo | le cheval | das Pferd foal | el potro | le poulain | das Fohlen

leash | la correa | la laisse | die Leine

litterbox | la caja de arena | le bac à litière | die Katzentoilette

lizard | el lagarto | le lézard | die Eidechse

mouse | el ratón | la souris | die Maus

nose | la nariz | le nez | die Nase

owner | el dueño/la dueña | le propriétaire/la propriétaire | das Herrchen/das Frauchen

parakeet | el periquito | la perruche | der Sittich

parrot | el loro | le perroquet | der Papagei

paw | la pata | la patte | die Pfote

pet | la mascota | l'animal de compagnie | das Haustier

pig | el cerdo | le cochon | das Schwein piglet | el cerdito | le porcelet | das Ferkel

pony | el pony | le poney | das Pony

rabbit | el conejo | le lapin | der Hase bunny | el conejito | le lapin | das Häschen

rat | la rata | le rat | die Ratte

scale | la escama | l’écaille | die Schuppe

service animal | el animal de servicio | l'animal d'assistance | das Diensttier

sheep | la oveja | le mouton | das Schaf lamb | el cordero | l’agneau | das Lamm

snake | la serpiente | le serpent | die Schlange

tail | la cola | la queue | der Schweif

tarantula | la tarántula | la tarentule | die Tarantel

turtle | la tortuga | la tortue | die Schildkröte

veterinarian | el veterinario | le vétérinaire | der Tierarzt

weasel | la comadreja | la belette | das Wiesel

whisker | el bigote | la moustache | das Schnurrhaar

wing | ****el ala | l’aile | der Flügel

Verbs

to bark | ladrar | aboyer | bellen

to bathe (the dog) | bañar (al perro) | se baigner (le chien) | (den Hund) baden

to bite | morder | mordre | beißen

to crawl | gatear | ramper | kriechen

to cuddle (the animal) | acurrucarse (al animal) | câliner (l'animal) | kuscheln (das Tier)

to escape | escapar | échapper | fliehen

to feed (the pet) | alimentar (a la mascota) | nourrir (l’animal) | (das Haustier) füttern

to fetch (the stick) | traer (el palo) | chercher (le baton) | (den Stock) holen

to fly | volar | voler | fliegen

to gallop | galopar | galoper | galoppieren

to growl | gruñir | grogner | knurren

to hiss | sisear | feuler | zischen

to hop | dar saltitos | sautiller | hüpfen

to howl | aullar | hurler | heulen

to jump | saltar | sauter | springen

to kick | patear | botter | treten

to leap | brincar | bondir | springen

to lick | lamer | lécher | lecken

to love (my cat) | amar (a mi gato) | aimer (mon chat) | lieben (meine Katze)

to meow | maullar | miauler | miauen

to moo | mugir | meugler | muhen

to neigh | relinchar | hennir | wiehern

to neuter | castrar | châtrer | kastrieren

to pet | acaricar | caresser | streicheln

to play (with dogs) | jugar (con perros) | jouer (avec des chiens) | (mit Hunden) spielen

to play fetch | jugar a la pelota | jouer chercher | fetch spielen

to purr | ronronear | ronronner | schnurren

to ride (the horse) | montar (al caballo) | monter (à cheval) | (das Pferd) reiten

to run | correr | courir | rennen

to scratch | arañar | griffer | kratzen

to sing | cantar | chanter | singen

to sniff | olfatear | renifler | schnüffeln

to spay | esterilizar | stériliser | sterilisieren

to squawk | graznar | glousser | quaken

to squeak/squeal | chillar | piailler | quieksen

to swim | nadar | nager | schwimmen

to take care of (my dog) | cuidar de (mi perro) | prendre soin de (mon chien) | auf (meinen Hund) aufpassen

to train | adiestrar | entraîner | trainieren

to trot | trotar | trotter | traben

to tweet | piar | pépier | piepen

to wag (her tail) | menear (la cola) | remuer (la queue) | (mit dem Schweif) wedeln

to walk | caminar | marcher | laufen

to walk (the dog) | pasear (al perro) | promener (le chien) | (mit dem Hund) spazieren gehen

to whine | gimotear | gémir | jaulen

Adjectives

bad | malo | mauvais | schlecht

beautiful | hermoso | beau/belle | schön

big | grande | gros | groß

cute | lindo | mignon | süß

feathered | plumado | à plumes | gefiedert

fluffy | mullido | duveteux | flauschige

friendly | amigable | amical | freundlich

furry | peludo | velu | pelzig

good | bueno | bon | gut

nice | bonito | gentil | nett

scaly | escamoso | à écailles | schuppig

scary | espantoso | effrayant | unheimlich

skittish | asustadizo | capricieux | scheußlich

small | pequeño | petit | klein

smart | inteligente | intelligent | schlau

Notes:

*Note that “good boy/girl!” is not really used in Spanish and French to address dogs the way it is in English. They usually just say “good dog”.

**In Spanish, most animals can be feminized by replacing “el” with “la” (or “un” with “una”) and adding an “-a” at the end of the word, or by replacing the last vowel with “-a”. So, if you have a female cat, you can call her “una gata” instead of “un gato”. A female dog would be “una perra”.

**In French, most animals can be feminized by replacing “le” with “la” (or “un” with “une”) and adding an “-e” at the end of the word. Usually, the last consonant will have to be doubled as well. So, if you have a female cat, you can call her “une chatte” instead of “un chat”. A female dog would be “une chienne”.

**In German, most people use the feminine version of cat, “die Katze”, to refer to cats in general. To talk about a male cat (usually a tomcat) specifically, you can say “der Kater”.

***Don’t refer to someone’s pet fish as “el pescado”. That’s the word for fish that you eat. It would be like calling someone’s pet pig “pork” or someone’s pet cow “beef”.

****Like “el agua”, “el ala” is actually a feminine word that uses the article “el” simply because it sounds better. For example, if you wanted to talk about a bird’s red wing, you would refer to it as “el ala roja”.