#bungou to alchemist dazai

[alchemist-dazai-osamu]

: tackle hug:

i am BOREDDDDD

Ugh— (slightly wobbles before holding you up)

But Sameeee

[caelanglang]

some more messy skk sketches (most of which are inspired by some twts)

this tweet

this tweet (fma nation please all rise—

this tweet

this tweet ~

this tweet (anything to do with space is my soft spot okay)

also also @petitesmafia’s paramedic Chuuya and ER doctor Dazai au (yes hi I’m still waiting for crumbs ;w;)// sorry for the tag ><;;;

also some flags sketches

[frankencanon]

Happy Birthday Miyano Mamoru!!

(6/8) - Mamo-chan is best known for voicing popular characters such as Dazai (Bungō Stray Dogs), Light (Death Note), Okabe (Steins;Gate), Tamaki (OHSHC), Death the Kid (Soul Eater), Benimaru (Fire Force), Kida (Durarara!!), Asano (Assassination Classroom), Yao Ling (FMA:B), Chrollo (HxH), Douma (Demon Slayer), Ryuuji (Persona 5), Rin (Free!), and many more!

[that-weeb-in-ur-closet]

Oooh please relationship headcanons (nsfw & sfw) for gojo, chuuya and fyodor (or whichever one they choose)... including what they would be like as a partner and what they would go for in a partner?

Oooh!! Nonnie, I'd love to. I don't write for Fyodor YET, but I do write for Chuuya and Gojo.

I'll do Chuuya today and Gojo tomorrow ☆☆☆

Chuuya Nakahara:

Sfw headcanons.

♡ He is the sweetest thing, and nobody can change my mind about that. He's the type to just stare at you, and when you ask him about it, he's just like, "I can't help it. You're just too pretty."

♡ He loves it when you wear his clothes, even better if you're (somehow) shorter than him. Sometimes, he'll take off his hat and put it on you, kissing your cheek as he looks at you. He's a hopeless romantic.

♡ I can see him being like, "I don't have a type." before he got a girlfriend, now that he has one, if anybody asks—he's just like, "My type is my girlfriend."

♡ The second you and him made it official, he RAN to his phone and called Dazai. "GUESS WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!" "Good job, Chuuya. It only took you twenty years." He got mad and hung up.

♡ He's so scared of losing you, so he just never let's you go. Hugging you from behind, holding your hand, hand on your thigh while driving, any sort of physical contact makes him feel comforted.

♡ He's so protective over you. He LOVES YOU SO MUCH, and he just doesn't ever wanna lose you. If you're in the PM with him, he'll try not to let you fight much and just shield you and did that even before you got into a relationship. You found it kinda weird how he would go out of his way to protect you and nobody else, and when you brought it up, he just mumbled "shut up" and walked away like a gremlin.

♡ He loves it when you play with his hair. He has never felt such a soft touch, and it makes him feel so fuzzy and warm when you softly run your fingers through it. It's long and pretty, and you both love it. When you're making out with him and gently grip the back of his hair? That leads to something more.

♡ He gets really confused if you try internet couple trends on him. "W-what are you saying?? I'm a grown man, I'm not a baby girl!!"

♡ You gets mad really easily, but with you, it's not anger. It's just flusteredness and cute blushies. He literally can't get mad at you, no matter what, he just loves you.

NSFW HEADCANONS

☆ He's a dom. Sometimes he's rough, sometimes he's gentle. If you tease him too much, he'll be a bitch and tease you until you're begging. "Awe, what's wrong, doll? Can't take it? Then behave like a good girl."

☆ His voice??? HELLO??? Why does nobody talk about it??? His dub voice is just-... Hearing his accent makes you wet. And he takes full advantage of it. He'll lean real close to you and lick your ear, smirking into your skin, "Baaaabbbbyyyy... You look so pretty tonight... Do you even know what you do to me? Let me show you."

♡ About the hand on your thigh while driving? Yeah, that's how car sex happens. It's just the way he looks driving one-handed, the feeling of a gloved hand on your thigh, how he only "Hms" in his groggy voice to everything you say.

♡ His biggest kinks are probably dry humping. He loves it when you sit on his lap happily while watching a movie, especially if it's a romantic movie. A sex scene suddenly pops up? He'll grab your hips and slowly grind you against his boner, moaning and whining into your ear softly. (Maybe a mommy kink too but I don't wanna talk about it)

♡ If you're BOTH a part of the Mafia, like I said— he'll be protective. But sometimes, when he sees you fighting another man? He'll get jealous. So, what does he do? He fuckd you in front of them. He's gonna kill the man anyway, he's just gonna die with cum on his face.

♡ His hands. There shouldn't be any other words, but I'm saying more anyway. They're long and skinny, and they can curl inside of you so EASILY. He's skilled with them. He'll delicately flick your soft nipple and make it hard on a sweet day, or roughly grab and pinch them on a bad day. He loves when you suck on them, sometimes not even sexually, you'll just be sitting or walking and he'll put his finger in your mouth.

♡ He's the definition of Short King Anthem. I'm not gonna say anything else.

♡ He does this thing where he'll grind his hips in circles, and when I tell you, you've never felt more pleasure in one night. Ever. He KNOWS how good it feels, well, at least judging by the way you scream for him.

♡ You've made him cry during sex. A lot. And it's only because he adores feeling you, hearing your breath, hearing you moan for him and only him. He never thought he'd feel so loved, and he wants more of it. The crying only got into an emotional breakdown ONCE, and it was the first time you had sex. You didn't mind, which made him cry more.

♡ He's a big softie at heart and just wants to be touched. Aftercare with him is godly. He makes sure he didn't hurt you, makes sure you're okay and everything. He'll pick you up and take you to the bathroom to get cleaned up and does all the work. After that, he cuddles with you all night, pressed as close as physically possible to you.

He's a lover boy, change my mind.

[c0riiander]

dazaicest

[windyskiez]

I like him in every universe.

Band

Festival (or cultural event)

Formal

New Year/Traditional

Chinese style

[croiw]

we put these fellas in a room

What's going to happen?

Better question..

What will happen?

Samething..

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dazai in Bungou Stray Dogs saying "a vampire killed Dostoyevsky."

Is giving the same energy as that one line in Bungou to Alchemist that's just "yes, I am the clam that killed Osamu Dazai!"

... Shit no one tell Fyodor about the clam.

[ifjackklinediessodoi]

Big fan of time period fantasy media having characters fight with knives or swords and this is the regular, established canon, and then another character just pulls out a gun. No hesitation. Just starts shooting. Funniest trope out there

[elms-art-gallery]

a poet and a novelist walk into a bar, and neither of them are getting out unchanged.

litany in which certain things are crossed out by richard siken

[alchemist-dazai-osamu]

The Blue Fox has returned. It's sitting there. ominously. staring at Dazai.

(- @the-fox-and-the-shadow)

Y O U.

[blue-thief]

why has dazai osamu been made into a hot anime boy FOUR TIMES??

[weibenwolken]

Danny: We need to distract these guys.

Randy: Leave it to me.

Randy: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss!

Dipper and Hermione: *immediately begin arguing*

Edward, after he found out what is a centaur: *flashback*

Dazai, refute everything Chuuya said everytime he said something:

Elf and Alba, having a detailed report on WHY a centaur is not an insect:

Ross, immediately burning said report:

The fire spreads to the forest, make everyone panic:

Randy and Danny: ...

Randy: ...oops, too much distraction.

Danny, making a side eyes toward Randy: You think?

[that-weeb-in-ur-closet]

Are they holding hands because I'm not sorry and I will cry. That's too wholesome and in that episode we need it.

[spiderterrorist]

i don't know if there's too many or too few iterations of dazai

[xlillyle]

Hellooooo!! I'm back with another snippet from the FMABeast AU with @caelanglang! :3

So here have some of the Flags because I love and adore and miss them and Asagiri might have taken them from us, but I'm keeping them alive in any and all AUs that I can. <3

Here is the master post where all snippets we share will be collected! Generally, you find everything posted under the "fmabeast au" tag :)