#bungou stray dogs hirotsu

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

...this sure is escalating...

Hirotsu : Did you really have to stab Dazai-kun !?

Chuuya : You weren’t there! You didn’t hear what that little punk said to me !

Hirotsu : What did he say?

Chuuya : “What’re you gonna do ? Stab me ?”

Hirotsu : Sounds like him.

[ahuelatto]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!

[favficbirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Ryuro Hirotsu (15th July)

Bungou Stray Dogs

[suatshi]

This is so them coded

[liyv]

a very beloved happy birthday 🎉

[need-a-name-101]

Hirotsu: can I be frank with you two?

15 Chuuya: I don’t know how changing your name is going to help us here but sure.

15 Dazai: can I still be Dazai?

15 Chuuya: shh, let Frank speak.

[anticidic]

Shoutout to the day Dazai and Chuuya met, that Chuuya was just so FAST with his ability that Dazai couldn't even nullify it, he just...

And how long it takes Hirotsu to react

[riolone-moon]

BSD Ladies Week, day 4: blood

GIN-CHAN (ngl I love the Black Lizard and I needed to draw them this time)

For @bsdladiesweek

[iwamimimimi]

[courtesanofdeath]

Port Mafia ♤ Magazine Cover

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

I find it funny if when time come for the mafia to choose a member of the ADA to go to the PM who he choose end up doing fairly mundane stuff, instead of being forced to break their moral they have an excellent time here.

Like kunikida being in charge of both the mafia and mori corporation paperwork sure it's not without angst as it conflict with his ideal but he won't lie that he don't appreciate working with peoples who are always on times and efficient ( it's even more funny if suspicious ADA workers follow kunikida everywhere expecting him to suffer and he's just doing paperwork or ranting about dazai with chuuya).

Or Kenji being placed on chuuya's squad with his cow, he eat very well and have many excentric idea for the mafia to mori's horror.

You also have fukuzawa treating his time with the mafia like a retirement, mori have him in charge of training the recruit about martial art and swordmanship ( he teach chuuya how to swordfight to dazai's horror ( chuuya end up being really creative to make dazai suffer with a sword), he's often sparing with mafia members like chuuya and kouyou.

But also ranpo being assigned with chuuya who by the advice or kouyou, Verlaine, hirotsu or even mori took to stress baking so ranpo get to judge all the product (+ mafia members or their family or their family gifting foods to chuuya which may or not be part of ranpo's plan to have them give food to chuuya that ranpo get to eat.)

You can even have the tanizaki siblings ( or even haruno) learning way to be stronger like Naomi or haruno cheerfully learning way to do poison or dazai using this time to do maximum prank on mori even meeting kazuo dan and befriending him or making bet with chuuya while he wait for his record to be purged or kouyou deciding to spoil kyouka while she's here.

Or even atsushi who while he's not doing odd jobs is training and competing with ryuunosuke and winning over pm member like hirotsu and having a rivalry with kouyou (+ profiting fully of the port mafia cafeteria (with enough point you can even get anything that you want, it's the best chasuke that he ever had and his new salary is really a good perk ( he even have free insurance.)

+ add the mafia regretting their choice as the ADA are a walking headache like if kenji convinced the mafia to unionize or start a new crazy project like a pizzeria or kunikida lecturing mori about what he buy for elise with mafia money and how it's a waste of money , fukuzawa adopt some mafia members like chuuya ( especially when chuuya got him a cat that he found in the street ) and is determined to get them in the ADA + ranpo plot to get as much sweet as he want or some ADA members unconsciously like Kenji and atsushi ( or fully aware of what they're doing) convince several mafia members to leave their jobs.

Especially because the agency members that went to the mafia is lobbying to make an equivalent exchange and have the mafia members that they want temporally stay with the ADA ( kyouka want gin , the tanizaki want their port mafia's partner higuchi for naomi and tachihara for jun'ichiro, kunikida want ryuunosuke ( he got surprinsingly close with mafia members like hirotsu and chuuya but he have a special bond with ryuunosuke, ranpo ( and dazai even if the later say that it's to annoy chuuya) want chuuya and others ADA members have someone else in place) to mori's headache.

In the end the ADA members who left got their full salary with a bonus for the number and difficulty of mission ( and others works that they did) which is a not so subtle bribery for them to leave and never come back that the ADA doesn't listen to (to be fair some members like Kenji just doesn't get this message others just like to make mori miserable amongst others reasons)

[ahuelatto]

[favficbirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Ryuro Hirotsu (15th July)

Bungou Stray Dogs

[dead-body-in-the-basement]

Drunken mishap with Chuuya

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

So if I understand the Port Mafia correctly-

(A continuation of this post)

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Skk at 17 is so funny cause imagine you’re in the port mafia, about to go on a serious and dangerous mission, and your executives are two insane hormonal teenagers. Yeah one of them can make black holes and the other can inflict terrifying psychological damage on people but then Chuuya is giving a big scary speech and his voice cracks and Dazai fucking loses it.