#bumping into walls

[theresanacheinmyheart]

Apparently I have new blood vessels growing around/on my corneas cause I never take my contacts off, so I just took them off now and man, this shit sucks

[bookwyrminspiration]

me, of my own free will, clocking into the kotlc tag every morning to see what we’re arguing about this time

[columboscreens]

[merakiui]

Imagine pathetic and desperate Azul dry humping you, fully clothed, in an empty hallway and he won't shut the hell up lol. Like do something before someone investigates the noise.

Straight up, dry humping is very hot to me and I legit want to think up a scenario for each and every single guy (that's appropriate to) that involves it.

He absolutely cums from dry humping alone AAAAAA he’s such a loser, babbling in your ear about how perfect you are and how much he loves you and has wanted this the whole day, all while grinding against your ass from behind. His arms are looped around your waist to hold you against him, pinning your body to his while he rocks back and forth. The hallway is empty (for now), but he’s so loud and he just won’t shut up! You keep turning your head to kiss him so he’ll be more quiet, but that has him whining even more. orz if you’re really so worried about getting caught, he’s willing to drag you elsewhere so that the two of you are properly secluded, but the minute he’s alone with you it’s back to feeling you up and grinding against you while fully clothed hehe.

[batsplat]

Jerez | Estoril 2005: On the way to the podium at Jerez, Valentino Rossi gestures with a grin at Sete Gibernau, who is hobbling up the stairs and clutches his arm in visible discomfort. At the pre-event press conference for the next race at Estoril, Rossi comments again on the race and the resulting controversy - and says he was not aware of Gibernau's pre-existing shoulder troubles.

As a result of the last corner Jerez collision, Gibernau “acquired a lesion to the rotator cuff of his left shoulder and to the tendon which will require rest and treatment". He did race in Estoril, crashing out of the lead.

[a-vessels-thoughts]

Random Naegi HCs

The Naegi family are naturally good marksmen. Makoto has more raw talent in this than komaru does. This makes them, ironically enough, bad at baseball (their throws are too clean, too straight, and they don't have the raw strength to blitz people) but really good at basketball despite the height.

Komaru is stronger than Makoto, and by a landslide. Makoto is way more flexible, though, so at least he has that over her.

Both can't dance to save their lives. They're singers, leave their two left feet alone!

Komaru can't cook. She will make a fire with water. Makoto will make your kitchen look like a warzone. Everyone thinks the taste is worth the clean-up; it also looks really good!

Komaru is the first to notice all this and just sighs, muttering under her breath, "Isn't it supposed to be the opposite?" She's more jealous that she can't cook than anything. Was in a cooking club to learn before the tragedy.

Komaru calls Makoto Lil bro (as a jab at his height). This has made many people think she's actually the older sibling. There was an event with the future foundation, and komaru was listed as his elder. She laughed her ass off.

Komaru has NO charisma (the utter girl failure) Makoto stole it all. She talked her way INTO a fight with a pacifist by pure accident (both were trying to avoid conflict).

Makoto's talk no jutsu could almost count as brainwashing. Assassins after his head have learnt to plug their ears, because You Stand No Chance Otherwise.

Makoto is scared of fighting any woman, not out of a sense of honor or anything, he just assumes they can bend him like a pretzel (he's right, 9/10 times he's out under 5 seconds in direct confrontation).

Makoto only read manga because Komaru was into it, he's more of a... literally anything else guy. He liked some of the fluffy and Shonen manga the most.

Komaru reads BL (and yes, Makoto read some of them with her), and Toko Can't Stand It, literally has a No BL policy. Genocider and Komaru have a sorta book club over it. Could probably stop Genocider from committing any crimes (or drop anything she's doing) by saying Komaru wants to share manga recommendations.

Makoto is a complete malewife, cleans, cooks, does the laundry, is good at makeup if he ever learns, can wrap up wounds and scold you (gently) so well, but is utterly horrible at fashion. ("I can just... grab whatever, right?") He has no idea why Komaru is so smug that she has good fashion senses.

Makoto is super naturally cold, even with his shirt, thick jacket, and BLAZER combo he sometimes still feels cold! Could lowkey function as a refrigerator even in the summer. Komaru is the opposite. As kids, they were inseparable when sleeping and are cuddle monsters to this day because of it.

Makoto is naturally drawn towards caliginous colours. Give him all the edgy dark colours, they're his; black is probably his favorite. Komaru doesn't actually have a preference, as long as it doesn't clash when she wears it.

Both naegi's are really good at spotting romances and pairing people up... when it isn't themself. It's genuinely frustrating for others because they can call people getting together before it even gets platonic, but you could pin the naegis to a wall, whisper huskily in their ear before kissing roughly, and you'd have a 50/50 chance that they interpreted it right.

"Oh, we're just friends, why would they be interested?" -both naegis, despite literally raising children with their partners. Both are Actively at risk of becoming black holes.

Komaru is somehow an amazing and HORRIBLE mother. The girl failure energy is too strong. Her (likely adopted) children would trash talk her before they could crawl. It might've been Toko's doing, but still... trash talked by babies. At least the family is loving, and she would never lock any child in a closet... on purpose. 100% apologizes profusely if it happened.

Both are incredibly snarky. Makoto is way less obvious, and he rarely has the chance to be during/after the killing game, but Komaru is a ball of sarcasm and teasing after some therapy. Hina finds both of them bickering with each other and kind of short circuits. (They were both so kind normally??? What was this??? ) She can barely wrap her around the fact that this is their Natural State. Makoto decides to use this to his advantage by being sarcastic/jokingly passive-aggressive when people are least expecting it; Komaru lives for it. It catches even Kyoko off guard for the first few times.

Komaru is good at physics; Makoto isn't and hates it like any other maths related subject. He actually really likes history. Komaru sucks at psychology. Both agree that English sucks. Literature is kinda... there, to them. Both are good at chemistry, but for different reasons. Makoto has a great memory, Komaru is Just Good At It. Can also make it explode at will, for some reason??? No one understands why.

Makoto was gloomy and shy as hell as a child (also an outcast), Komaru was the brave and outgoing one. No one believes her when she says this, ever. (Even as children, people thought Komaru was older because of their dynamic and Makoto relying on Komaru way more than she did him, to outsiders).

Their parents kinda suck.

Makoto has broken several laws, got into fights, and was probably a vigilante at some point. He rarely talks about this. People don't believe any of it until he committed treason.

[icewindandboringhorror]

... why he sit like this

[scopeiguess]

😃p1

😃 p1

😰p9

[yuus-sentient-teddy]

I am so sorry for any weird image quality ;w;

Here's a card for @the-rini-rush 's TWST fan event, The Golden Frost Festival!

Not sure if it's possible to sneak Teddy into the festival (and save a space for another person) considering it's a teddy bear. . . but it's sentient, so probably best to not risk it 😅

Image itself and the uncolored version under cut!

((EDIT right before hitting Post button: I definitely missed the submission date--so sorry about that! I'd still like to share the card; the event was pretty neat!))

[fullsixtyminutes]

Darryl Sittler's banner, hanging in St Jacobs, Ontario

[starsinthenigth]

★ *bangs head onto wall* I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm ★

[maliciousalice]

Janeway would be the kind to have vintage ducks on the wall <3

[ratatatastic]

huh... thats new... he usually falls in FRONT of the net

florida panthers @ boston bruins game 3 | 5.10.24

[columboscreens]

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Question, will the other demi's get their own woopers?

They don’t really have a reason to aside from training Pokemon I suppose? Even then Oops doesn’t really belong to Callie technically, at least not until she’s older and Zeus eventually feels she can take care of him on her own

Though I could see the other two playing the “how come she gets one?” card lol

[crybaby-bkg]

I now have to write only Bakugou for the next 7162368447 years straight bc it’s my Duty as a Wife.