#bullying lex

[superbat-love]

Bruce: I'm withdrawing the funding for this project, Lex.

Lex: What? You can't do that at this stage, it'll set us back by months! You told me the suit made you look fat the last time, so I had it redesigned! What's wrong with the suit this time?

Bruce: The build quality is poor.

Lex: [eye twitching] Poor? It's created using our latest technology!

Bruce: Please, we've ran numerous tests on it. It falls apart at the slightest breeze. I had to put it back together using tape. I can’t walk around like a reject from the Stark Expo, Lex. It’s bad for my reputation.

Lex: That's impossible! It can withstand meteor strikes and even take down someone like Superman! It's made from an enhanced—

Clark, who is in the background looking at the suit, sneezes. The suit falls apart.

Bruce: See? What did I tell you? I want a full refund on that suit.

Lex: M-My work! [clutches his head in his hands] What is going on? How did this happen? Were my calculations off?

[frownyalfred]

Just thinking about the absolute chaos and gaslighting Bruce and Oliver put Lex Luthor through when they’re all together and Bruce and Oliver are both playing the “ditzy billionaire flirting with everything they see while being dumber than a box of rocks and also won’t shut up” role at the same time.

[dailyplanetmedia]

Enough time has passed.

Bully maguire < Deadpool (Dance off)

[holyblanchett]

My clown mask is back on s2 announcement is incoming early 2025 and Kathryn is about to clear this award season. What a time to be alive.

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Merman Jericho beats up merman Uriah for "giving merpeople a bad name"

ceos.... his natural prey

[bisupergirl]

in a perfect world they'd be throwing eggs at lex together

[supurman]

if my fyp forces me to see a random c.lex post every once a week i will blow this place up omfg

[levitatingbiscuits]

i just know ppl from metropolis are the BIGGEST internet trolls bc even if they get doxxed no one is about to risk pulling up to superman's home turf no matter how bad their kpop opinions are

however, most metropolitans learn their lesson when superman himself shows up at their apartment to give them a stern talking to about internet safety and common decency (unless, of course, they got doxxed for dunking catastrophically on lex luthor, in which case he discretely drops off an edible arrangement)

[dengswei]

gaga's subs aren't even as bad as some people are making them out to be 😒

[movieassholes]

Then throw me a bone. Hodge passed every test we gave him. He's big, he's fast, he obeys orders. He's a soldier.

Gilmore Hodge - Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

[stellarhistoria]

"... They call me a freak because I smile when they hit me. I try to not let the others know about it, about those people, because... they have bigger things to worry about than some mean people being mean."

@cosmicdreamt / you WILL collect an ass whoopin / neff & lex.

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

also i can't stop thinking about the Shuji/Tetta Oreo reference. that was so messed up of you bc it's 9:30pm and i'm sick over the imagery in my head ✌️😔 baiiiii~

Should I have given the filthier alternative?

Sorry it's literally not my fault that shuji's pet name for you (when tetta is in the room) is his little stuffing because he knows you blush at it.

[ladyinrosso]

My dear shipper of fandom's most popular ship, I do get why you ship it but (and that's maybe will be a shock to some of you) I simply don't.

[im-da-bronx]

Every Smelly Gabe thinks he’s a Percy

every Ross i’ve ever met thinks he’s a Chandler

[aizawashoutah]

honestly so grateful whenever i get a nice comment on sabmbty even now years on after i finished that fic because some people were so nasty in the comments... on a fic.... based on an AU inspired by a webtoon i was reading

[dengswei]

ironic of a gmmtv show to say this when they still employ a known bully