#bullshit you fucking miss me

[nyezemnoyy]

I got that dawg in me

[biggesthomuradefender]

the way so many ppl literally don’t realize that madoka is a deeply depressed and borderline suicidal person who would never, ever voice any of her discomforts or burdens (such as the loneliness and pain she must endure as a god) unless she literally couldn’t remember her own godhood and extreme guilt solely bc of her constant bright, pink, and happy demeanor and always tries/wants to everyone happy while being so internally mean to herself literally drives me crazy. ����

[crows-of-buckets]

Rook: I'm really worried about Davrin and Lucanis, they keep arguing with one another... Its very bad Varric, what if it effects them in battle?

Varric, remembering that one time Fenris broke Ander's nose then took a knife in the back for him in the same night: I'm sure they'll be fine kid. They're barely even arguing if you ask me

[gods-perfect-idiots]

something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something

anyway here's the post btw

[naamahdarling]

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[kentuckyfriedmegumi]

oh HELL no. fuck this shit bruh i’m so SICK OF THE MEGUMI HATE AGENDA

i pride myself on being one of, if not THE biggest megumi defender in a jjk server with over 240k members, and it's one thing to hate in the server and ping me for a debate or argument, but to DM ME IN OWN PERSONAL MESSAGES a warning of your hate agenda idk shit pisses me off tf

rant incoming…

like this is one of my friends in the server (i know, how can u be friends with a megumi hater, it's complicated) and we always keep that shit IN the server. to literally DIRECT MESSAGE ME with some shit like this, like why the FUCK would i ever want to hear about this shit.

just write your stupid hate post and everyone else in the server will ping me about it later. you don't need to come to my dos to tell me about your endless hate agenda, i see that enough in a server of TWO HUNDRED AND FOURTY THOUSAND MEMBERS as is

and man i am ALWAYS down for a good megumi debate, like YES let me pick apart his character and tell you WHY the choices gege made were SO IMPORTANT to his development and the story, but seriously what the FUCK is this?????? this is like literally ASKING me to block you???

it's one thing if there is hate in the server and someone is like "oh time to tag KFM, she'll handle this." it's another to literally want to PROVOKE a response out of me bc man i'm not taking that bait???? go somewhere else with this bruh this is why i stopped messaging in there

like i could literally go ON AND ONNN about why megumi’s character is insanely important and impactful to the story. he is NOT your typical shonen deuteragonist and that is on PURPOSE!!!!! god forbid we have a male character in an action series that shows emotions and relies on them for his motivations and convictions

and it’s always the people who just think that he’s a loser or a bum or he never lives up to his potential that want to purposefully not understand the story or his writing that gege has so carefully crafted for megumi. like HE IS MEANT TO BE AN EMOTIONALLY DRIVEN CHARACTER GUYS THAT DOES NOT MAKE HIM LAME

and it’s one thing to just not vibe with megumi. that’s whatever like i don’t get it but hey he’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but why the FUCK are you hating sooooo much that you feel the need to write an ESSAY about your hatred towards this character UNPROVOKED ??? and why the FUCK are you dm’ing ME about it???? because i’m jjkcord’d number one megumi defender?? that’s in THE JJK SERVER not in our fucking dms. literally get that shit out of here bc i’m SO SICK of the megumi hate.

like at least in the server i can prepare myself and expect to see megumi hate. to MESSAGE ME OUT OF THE BLUE IN MY PERSONAL DMs literally has me seething at 11:40pm on a sunday fucking night.

i could say sooooo much more, but i’ve said all i really could with megumi’s character and i don’t feel the need to run it all into the ground the way these people do with their endless hate. get your fucking heads out of the fucking echo chamber that you have tunnel-visioned yourself into and learn that not everything in life needs to revolve around hating a fictional fucking character

[redshiftsinger]

I'm going to be very explicitly clear:

If you are American, and you were not insurmountably disenfranchised, and you made any choice other than to vote for Kamala Harris, we are not friends. And we will not be friends at any point until and unless you make amends by pulling your weight to help fix what you broke.

I will not be prioritizing you in my efforts to help mitigate the harms that are coming if you couldn't be bothered to do the bare fucking minimum to try to prevent those harms. You'll have to wait your turn and see if there are resources left after I've helped those who didn't betray us all.

I will not be taking comments or criticism on this stance. You fucked around and now all of us will have to find out. If you want to be restored to my good graces, the path to getting there has been laid out for you. Until and unless things are fixed, with your fucking help to prove you finally learned to give a shit, any relationship we have had in the past is dead. Period. It's charitable of me to give you the chance to earn my trust back at all, frankly.

I will work with anyone who's actually doing the work. I don't have to be your friend to cooperate for the sake of getting shit done. But don't mistake cooperation for camaraderie.

I do not care how good you thought your reasons were. You had every opportunity to know better. Coming at me about "but Palestine!!" will get you blocked on sight. You betrayed Palestine along with your own country by helping get a fascist who wants them wiped off the map put in power.

Voting against fascism when you have the chance to do so is the bare minimum. If you can't meet that bare minimum, you aren't welcome in my life.

[slugass]

remember when “lobotomy” referred to a real form of abuse against mental patients and not literally just a cutesy quirky synonym for “lol random XD uwu”

[haha--lorge]

Pst. Consider: Bratty mpreg.

oh beleive me I'm considering it <3

a cocky asshole of a man who's always had such high standards for sexual partners winds up pregnant, and he knows EXACTLY which one of his hookups is to blame. after cornering the poor sap who got too caught up to pull out, and explaining to them that they'll be responsible for the pregnancy they've caused, he starts making demands.

things start out reasonable of course, 24/7 catering, tailor-made maternity wear, a larger bed. simple and easy things, surely they can afford that, if they could afford to keep thrusting carelessly that night. we're lucky he only goes for the rich ones, if nothing else for the sake of the babies.

once the ultrasound reveals he's carrying 8 babies, things really get going. our father-to-be starts holding that number over his lover's head like it's a ransom. the hookup has to be in attendance constantly to tend to not only his growing hunger and body but also to his intensifying libido. no matter where they are, if the preggo wants it he WILL get it. after all, look at all this weight he has to carry around. it's only reasonable for his partner to carry a few dozen clothes, take-out containers, sex toys, and anything else their beloved needs. even if it's never enough and the demands never stop

by the time 9 months have rolled around our enormous preggo is breaking records in so many books, but the most impressive remains his neediness, which his partner continues to fullfill. they even secretly hope their beloved brat goes a bit more overdue

considering it always 😋👌

[yourmythicalbest]

best rhett and link vocals in no specific order, according to me, a classically trained opera singer who still cares too much about rhett and link

[lesbianralzarek]

i got 99% on an exam i was dreading and i was sooo brave and i only threw up a little bit :) unfortunately i had to take 2 tabs of adderall at 4pm and subsequently i will not be escaping my dogshit sleep schedule tonight :( but i got 99% :)

[nocasdatsgay]

I hope people realize that once Sarah does end the ship war, I’m still going to ship who I want.

Because ships and canon are not mutually exclusive of each other.

[vaguely-concerned]

I've been trying to figure out a dynamic between neve and rye that I find more compelling, because right now there's not much of anything there for me to sink my little teeth into. but I think I've landed on something delicious with the idea that especially after minrathous gets fucked, rye looks at neve and sees myrna -- someone he feels he keeps letting down horribly no matter how hard he tries not to and can't quite achieve the approval of/connection with that he wishes so it's better to just pull away completely and disengage rather than stay in that unshifting shame. neve is (very understandably) measured and distant with him after what happened, and he's flashing back to his student days of myrna gazing at the perpetually hungover heartbroken heap of a person of him on the other side of her desk every time he missed the deadline of a paper or project like '...can we at least both agree that this is. a bit disappointing. especially considering your potential.' (and him all smudged black eyeshadow and numb ruefulness being like 'sure that's a very kind way to put it myrna thank you'.)

aside from the 'if I let him get too deeply into this he'll go the way of brom and it'll be all my fault (again)' element, neve thinks rye is dismissing her and her city/being a bit callous in the same way he was after varric's death (listen. how fucking wild must rook's reaction to losing a beloved mentor seem to the rest of the crew who aren't seeing the blood magic paper doll ghost varric the whole time, especially those who got to see them interact. you WOULD think 'there's something wrong with this guy. putting the job first is one thing just not seeming to react at all is another this is fucking freaky', wouldn't you, especially after seeing the warmth in that dynamic in action beforehand.) perfect storm of two people who grit their teeth and turn inwards in pain deciding that not talking about it is their best bet (NEWSFLASH: IT ISN'T) lmao

(rye spent his last year of watcher training on a mostly joyless bender and then got it together enough to finish the eternal orb project last moment in a fevered near-sleepless week instead of the half a year that was intended. emmrich is both astounded and distressed to hear this. "a week? but -- but that is an astounding accomplishment rook!! and also why in the maker's good light would you ever do that to yourself?" ("well you see there was no one to stop me from doing it like that but me. and under those conditions these things tend to happen".) rye was working through/looking up stuff around transitioning and doing every kind of OTHER high level watcher research through that whole time, but ultimately he's an excellent watcher and a terrible student, at least under traditional methods. adhd from here to the fucking moon. touched by something akin to divine inspiration in moments of high tension that pulls all the threads into one coherent unbreakable cord, a bit of a frayed mess in most other settings. in our world he'd be dropping out of a masters program at the very last hurdle in this moment maker bless and protect him)

[illogicalghost]

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[itz-pandora]

Huh. If my life was a quote, it'd be "one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune"