#bullsh*t

[shitpostroundhouse]

Look, I'm the first to admit that I'm a big old dope. But something just occurred to me about the assassination attempt a few months ago. He's not a current president. Who cares? Why do we even waste the secret service agent resources on that? Why send the best? Why send anything? They're lucky to get what they got. Anyhow, the whole thing was faked. Absolutely everybody forgot about it. No. Body. Cares. Everybody pretended to care for a week or two, but nobody really does.

[recoiloperated]

Hey, this is Jessica Arntzen coming back at you, I have an announcement! I have decided to undergo the process of transracialism and have been transforming my appearance into that of a Latina's for the last couple of weeks! I am writing this message to yu today to please ask, do not discriminate against those who have transracialism, it is as valid as transgenderism! I even drew a fake beauty mark on my upper lip because that's what Latinas have, right!?!?!?

[apparently-artless]

sometimes i wonder if luffy is a member of tontatta tribe ( ◡‿◡ *)

[askthe-cavalreaper]

RUFIOH: r1ght, kankr1, yeah my bad yo!!

RUFIOH: sh*t sounds l1ke your stuffs been eventful on yo end man, but yeah 1ve been pretty slamm1n noth1n new, k1nda bor1ng bullsh*t

RUFIOH: yo kan! man youve you been brosk1?

- @askthe-cavalreaper

Just Kankri, thank y9u.

Hell9, Rufi9h, I have 6een...decent. Ups and d9wn if y9u will, a l9t has 6een g9ing 9n. I h9pe y9u are in 6etter spirits.

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

I've seen the Eurylochus x Zeus thing going around and...I thought of a really funny scenario

Thunder and clouds circled around the sky but left a rather large section of light to peak through. The air felt staticky as raindrops started to fall down onto the ship.

Soon, a large thunderclap could be heard and seen from above. Large fingers then parted the clouds and showed the one and only, Zeus. Strong build, poofy white hair, and eyes that give "I can kill and/or f*ck you"...wait- ZEUS?!!

"Pride is a damsel in destress"

Eurylochus blinked twice...this mother f*cker isn't serious right now.

"Hiding away where only I can undress her~"

Zeus started dancing with a "woman" made of clouds as he sung. He paraded around like a careless idiot, and this was making Eury's blood boil. He's really doing this...

"Try all she can not to confess, In the END it's all the same once I apply the pressure-"

Eury's eye twitched in irritation and frustration, his aura seething just by the sight of him. So slowly, Eurylochus took off his sandal and aimed it at Zeus.

Other soldiers, including Odysseus, stared at him on confusion but the man holding the shoe could care less. While the thunder controlling idiot was having his theatric fun, he was aiming his shoe just riiiight....and he let it go.

And, just like he knew it would, it hit Zeus right in the eye. It hit the might god in the eye as soon as he saw it coming toward him.

"Ow! What the-"

"TAKE US HOME NOW!" Eurylochus barked, truly not caring whether the shoe hurt Zeus or not. He's a god, he'll definitely walk it off.

All the soldiers around him looked at him as if he lost his mind completely. Why the hell did he just do that?

Zeus looked down at the small man that caught his heart. The fury and irritation in his eyes evident. So cute.

"Aaaaw, but Eury, I was just getting to the best part-"

"MY best part will be WHEN I STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!! TAKE US HOME RIGHT NOW!" Eurylochus wasn't hearing any part of what Zeus had to say. Not after all this time. Out of all those times he could have helped. Hold up...did this motherfucker call him..."Eury"? Did he honestly think he had the privilege too?!

"Oh, don't threaten ME with a good time, baby~"

Baby? BABY?!

Odysseus and the other soldiers would look at Eurylochus and Zeus back and forth. Most started to think they were having delusions from the trauma while others...were so confused.

If Eurylochus had the ability to kill a god, THIS god, he would. His hand was brought to his face and pinched the bridge of nose.

"What. are. you. doing here, Zues?"

"Well...seeing as YOU slaughtered one of Helio's cattle...IIII sort of have to avenge him" Zeus gave him that sh*t eating grin that would have made Eury smile any other time.

"By?"

"Hmmm, well let's say your act is punishable by death-"

"DEATH?! Zeus....we are starving, EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP IS STARVING!"

"Tell that to Helios"

"Can't YOU?!"

"I don't think he'll listen..."

Eurylochus' eye twitched again and again, "Is there a way we can get out of this?"

"With Helios? I don't think so, he seemed pretty mad-"

"WITH YOU, Zeus?" Eury sighed...he knew where this was going.

The question stumped Zeus for a bit...but then his smirk deepened. And Eury's scowl worsened.

"Depends darling, what do you have to offer?~"

"...."

Aaaaand, that's how the remaining crew got back Ithica safely! Ody was together with his wife and son again, and Eurylochus was back with Ctimene.

....Did I mention Eurylochus couldn't walk straight for three days?

[irithyllians]

dustbringer ✧ skybreaker

[pokemon-npcs]

[green-alien-turdz]

Too many f@gs at the function

[vanmec]

You are cast out from the heavens to the ground.

[My Socials] | [Prints]

[leopardmuffinxo]

what if you didn't run this time? what if you stayed, and let love overtake you?

[themakeupbrush]

Christian Dior Spring 2024 Haute Couture

[bearotonin-international]

This lad having some sad even though it’s Wet Beast Wednesday and he supposed to be stayin rad

[jaxon-exe]

Who’s Clone are You?!?!

So stick with me for a sec. Imagine Batman finds a lab set up for cloning by (insert whatever villain/scientist u want)

After interrogating said person bats finds out that they did manage to make a clone but it died shortly after. When asked who’s clone the person doesn’t know, saying that the DNA came from a spot of blood on a batarang that was thrown into a wall as an intimidation move.

Now big problem because all the Batfam have 100% given themselves nicks from batarangs (those things are sharp as f/ck) even bats gets a small cut every now and then so it could be anyone. But whatever the clone is dead so shouldn’t be a problem…

…

That is until one of the fam meets a black haired, blue eyed kid, who jokes about death a lot and who Jason swears feels kinda like the pit…

Que the bats trying to get this ‘Danny Fenton’s’ DNA while Danny does he’s best to avoid both the bats and the Wanyes at all cost because god dammit he’s retired from the whole superhero gig and never going back, plus he already has one rich fruitloop to deal with he doesn’t need two thank you very much.

[dalvs-wife]

starglaze doodles while testing out krita :]

[askblueandviolet]

can’t you just…. have your clones help you out??

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[nikohlas]

the cards tell me ... he's a handsome trickster.