#buffy x xander

[terapsina]

It has been more than 20 years since BtVS. I think we've grown; we've matured; we have moved past the need for a bloody ship war... so can we please 🥺 do a little bit of a ship war but like... just for fun?

So... (and involving both text, subtext, one-sided text, and some 'there simply being enough people who ship it to earn a spot'-text)...

(grab your stakes and scythes for this battle -> BUT ONLY THE STUFFED TOY KIND. Bonus points if they make clown noises when clashing against each other)

[sunshiny-rants]

Toxic Cunty Throuple

Messy Codependent Throuple

[starryeyesxx]

[ms-oswald]

#same

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

[pureanonofficial]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

2x04 - Inca Mummy Girl

[on-this-day-btvs]

February 10, 1998

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered aired for BTVS season 2, episode 16. Cordelia breaks up with Xander. He attempts to force Cordelia to fall back in love with him, planning to then get revenge by breaking up with her. But the magic spell goes wrong, so every woman in Sunnydale attempts to seduce Xander, except for Cordelia. This includes - among others - Amy, Buffy, Jenny, Willow, Harmony, Joyce, and Drusilla. Eventually the spell is lifted and things return to normal. Cordelia ends up returning to Xander at the end of the episode.

While Buffy still appears in several scenes, she is turned into a rat by a jealous Amy and is on-screen less than normal. This was done because Sarah Michelle Gellar was preparing for her first time hosting Saturday Night Live (SNL). Typically for an SNL episode the entire week leading up to the live episode is busy with work for the writers, host, cast and crew. That SNL episode aired on January 17, 1998.

[buffycapss]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER — 2x04: Inca Mummy Girl.

[spuffyalways94]

[paperpuzzles]

If Buffy the Vampire Slayer was made now

Tinder episode where Buffy meets up with a guy from a dating app and he turns out to be a literal monster

Dawn and Spike swindling various demons to get money for Eras Tour tickets

Bisexual Xander

Lesbian Faith

420 episode where the scoobies think Giles is under some kind of spell but turns out he just accidentally ate Spike’s edibles

SUPERNATURAL CROSSOVER EPISODE

Endless “slay” jokes

Willow in a constant online battle with internet trolls that are actual trolls

Buffy and Faith being in love and secretly hooking up throughout season 3

Riley becoming a podcast bro

Festival episode where the scoobies go to Coachella and Ethan Rayne (disguised as a hippie) is up to some new magical fuckery

An influencer is chosen to be a slayer after Faith briefly dies and tries to be an “influenslayer”

Feel free to add more ⬇️

[moondustinfj]

I love all of my children equally. Buffy, Willow, Tara, Cordelia, Spike, Angel, Dawn and... *checks smudged writing on hand* Xanax.

[spikedaily]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5.11 | “Triangle”

[starryeyesxx]

[whatisyourchildhoodtrauma]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 1.09 "The Puppet Show"

BONUS:

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

I hope they appreciate it. I know I did.

[pureanonofficial]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

2x01 & 2x04