#buddycops

[westofweirdstudio]

Bub and Bee! star in: Hotline Meowami --------------- An oldie but goodie.

[izzystizzys]

There are outsiders inside the Guard headquarters - capital O Outsiders, in Thorn’s mind, whose palms are growing sweaty inside his gloves. There’s a crackle of static across his HUD which temporarily blurs the bright orange markings across Commander Cody’s armour in front of his eyes, and he wonders a little faintly if making a break for it would be worth it.

Maybe if he kicked the Commander in the shin. Emotionally, if not realistically.

General Kenobi hums deeply into his mysterious Jedi beard, and Thorn abandons that line of thinking. It would just mean leaving Thire in charge anyways, a thought he shudders at. Fox has been gone for only eight hours and twelve minutes, and already Thorn wants to spend the rest of his life in the scream closet. He has considerably more empathy for the Marshall Commanders refusal to keep to anything approximating an existent sleep schedule all of a sudden.

“This is a very strange turn of events”, the General remarks, for the seventh time that hour. He’s been hm-ing and ah-ing his entire trip through HQ, making that line of tension threatening to snap Thorn’s spine draw up tighter each time. He’s going to give Stabby a nervous breakdown, at this rate. “As I understand it, Marshall Commander Fox was considered rather severe to the point of disproportionality in his consciousness of duty.” General Kenobi’s face does something very strange. “Even considering the evidence and facts, I cannot picture him assassinating the Chancellor and kidnapping a Senator.”

Thorn can, actually, a thought he doesn’t voice. Assassinating the Chancellor, that is. A good number of the Guard can picture themselves doing exactly that, and Stabby needs to be physically restrained from doing it on a regular basis. He also cannot picture Fox kidnapping a Senator, though, especially that one.

Which is why this stinks to high heaven.

“General”, Cody breaks the awkward silence Kenobi was evidently waiting for Thorn to fill, “Fox didn’t kill the Chancellor - he couldn’t have. He would never -“ The 212th’s wonder boy pauses briefly, searching for something to say that conveys more gravitas than trust me, I just know. Evidently, he doesn’t find it, because he finishes lamely on, “- he just wouldn’t.”

Shows you how much you know, ori’vod, Thorn thinks acidly, with all the pent-up rage of two years’ time watching Fox silently break apart at the seams.

“We will get to the bottom of this, Cody”, Kenobi says soothingly, with the hope for someone who hasn’t been chewed up and spit back out but Coruscant. “I promise, the Jedi are doing-“

A loud banging noise drowns out the rest of Kenobi’s sentence, and then promptly cuts off the rest when part of the ceiling suddenly caves in with extreme prejudice - no, Thorn realizes, that’s the air vent being launched at the ground followed by a dark, blurry shape of long dreads and sandy Jedi robe. Heartbeat thundering in his throat, Thorn barely stops himself in time from unloading his blasters into the stranger and is only slightly comforted by Cody’s equally drawn blaster. Only Kenobi is unimpressed by the turn of events, Jedi space-spidey-senses and all.

“- everything we can”, he finishes dryly, flicking a speck of dust off his fellow Jedi. “Commander Thorn, meet Quinlan Vos. Quinlan-“

“Yes, yes, good morning or afternoon, whatever”, the Jedi - Vos - intercepts. Thorn doesn’t point out that it’s advanced evening dipping into the night-cycle, because it might make him lose his shit for good. “We have a problem, Obes. There’s some creepy shit going on here - Force, all of you need therapy.” That last bit is aimed at Thorn, he’s pretty sure. The furrowed brow definitely is. “And some heavy-duty medical assistance, I’m pretty sure. What the kriff is up with that?”

Kenobi’s eyebrows are steadily inching towards his hairline, and beneath the bucket and general assholery Thorn is sure Cody’s are doing the same. He’s rescued by a sudden chime from the Commander’s com signalling a priority level one message, and Wolffe’s grey armour that pops up.

“Kote, thank kriff I caught you - there’s some seriously weird stuff in the Chancellor’s office, the General said to get Kenobi over here as fast as possible. No sign of Fox, but-“

Which is when Vos decides to pipe up by throwing a comlink at Kenobi that makes Thorn’s chest grow cold with panic, because it should be locked behind several bomb- and thief-proof doors deep in the lower levels. “Right, I might be able to help with that!”

Which is when, to Thorn’s growing horror, the comlink lights up and all he can do is watch numbly as Fox’s voice crackles through.

“-kriffing Sithspit is going on, Thorn, you can’t just send out distress signals and then not answer, was your growth tube kriffing dropped or -“

A loud, familiar wailing sound interrupts Fox in his rant, just as it was starting to get good. Thorn wants to bang his head into the wall. Thorn wants many things.

“MEESA NO MEAN TO IMPALE THE CHANCELLOR ONSA PEN, MEESA SORRY!”

[hayaku14]

idk why but shinran feels like a sitcom

heishin feels like a teen youth romcom

hakushin feels like a cute office romance

and kaishin feels like some soap opera

[mastofthecast]

Eyestrain and jrwi 114 spoilers under the cut, god imagine getting obsessed with a canonically impossible rarepair couldn't be me

Can we make buddycops a thing please. Blease

[pixelfun20]

A Jedi in the Undercity

(part 2 to this post, I'm just making up a fanfiction in my head at this point)

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"You better not pounce on me again, Kestis. I mean it, don't -- oh god dammit."

"weeeEEEEEEEEE"

"I don't know what you're talking about, I have great ideas!"

"mmm, whatever you say, Scrapper."

"Just pretend he isn't there, BD."

"OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!"

"Oh so pouncing is only a problem when I'M doing it."

"I'm cannonballing, scrapper, it's entirely different."

"But we had a great time!"

[lilgreenfox]

🤠🐸🔫 [pmd acoustic commission]

[connorinabeanie]

[80sgaytrashgoblin]

Me: I should be working on Ode to Friends and art for work.

My body: We’re gonna experience THE AGONIES instead.

I also needed to get this plot bunny out of my head so enjoy a bit of a teaser for an upcoming comic :)

[fabioemme78]

[brithombar]

wayne family adventures is super cute but i want a batman webtoon that's more like zatanna & the ripper, like one with a more standard webcomic plot & less fanservice

[spacerangerprince]

Beverly Hills Cop 👨🏾‍🦱 🔫 ☀️ 🌴 🌊 🍹 🎶 #paramountpictures #directedby #martinbrest #eddiemurphy #beverlyhillscop #buddycop #action #comedyfilm (at Beverly Hills, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl0Fu-oOQ1F/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tangerine-brooks]

lannister boys in asos are so funny genre-wise. tyrion is in his greek tragedy shakespeare play kendall roy succession richard lll frankenstein cain and abel abraham and isaac doomed from the start kind of narrative meanwhile jaime is on his coming of age roadtrip with buddycop enemies to lovers romance. a tragic hero and a teenage boy in his thirties.

[mastofthecast]

You know what, I like you, more buddycops :)

(The name for the middle drawing in my files is "Doppelizer" lmao)

[maskofnova]

They just finished a buddycop mission and this is their nap after a series of bond building shenanigans and harrowing trials

[sibylsleaves]

Your meta is absolutely galaxy brained (this is specifically in response to the post about Buck’s reaction to Tommy being because Tommy is giving Eddie things Buck can’t, but you’re on fire today)

i am just saying that Buck wants to be Eddie's boy best friend AND his wife AND his right-hand man AND the mother of his children AND his partyguy fratbro AND his service dog AND his partner in a buddycop movie AND his multiverse soulmate AND his karaoke duet partner AND his silly rabbit