#buddy!

[parentheticalgirls]

SOMEONE WANTS TO CUT A HOLE IN YOU AND FUCK YOU THROUGH IT!

[hikineet-trash]

@apparent-angel

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

i do think there is a degree to which certain kinds of Instagram activists have convinced themselves that traumatising themselves in solidarity is a useful form of activism. "I'm having nightmares and crying so much I want to be sick because of all these videos of dying children but I can't look away while people are getting hurt" I mean don't you think you'd be able to help more if you weren't having nightmares and crying all the time?? don't you think this is a one-way trip to burnout? don't you think maybe increasing the amount of trauma going around is counterproductive? I dunno bro there's something to be said for bearing witness but there comes a point where you gotta look hard at yourself and go "am I helping, or am I just making myself suffer so I don't feel guilty for not suffering while somebody else is experiencing bad shit"

[maureen2musings]

jyo_john_mulloor

[pangur-and-grim]

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[pbnmj]

had this almost exact exchange with a kid in my homeroom today and was so enamoured by the fact that a student was ready to dunk on spider-man like he existed in real like that i inflicted it onto pete

[gumy-shark]

made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote

[schmuckered]

For the Fic Writer question game, could you send a number 4, 24, and 29?

4. Kinda of a cop out to have it be a four way tie, but I really enjoy whenever someone compares my work to something horror-related (always a hoot), and also you, P_a_V, and ConsumedByThoughts always leave such wonderful comments on Awkward Aftermath and I appreciate every single one. Y'all always show so much enthusiasm in each comment and it warms my heart.

24. I suppose it'd be "What a (Blood)Rush!", mostly due to the fact that I don't think I've written many straight up comedies yet. I should rectify that one of these days.

29. For right now, I suppose any scene from Awkward Aftermath, though when a few more chapters of "A Bit of an Adjustment" comes out, maybe that one. Either way, the idea of fanart of anything I've worked on being made sounds wonderful.

[ivyvenus333]

thinking about fuck buddy!choso who you’ve been hooking up with for the past couple months… but only ever in his car. and yeah, it makes you feel like shit about yourself, but his dick is just too fucking good to give up.

when he finally invites you over to his place, your pussy aches at the thought of having the room for all the godforsaken positions that are impossible in the backseat.

so you’re surprised when he fucks you in missionary the entire night.

his hard, aggressive, and erratic thrusts replaced by deep, tender strokes. the hand that’s normally tightly wrapped around your throat softly caressing your cheek instead. the obscenities, grunting, and dirty talk replaced by him whimpering “baby” and “my pretty girl” repeatedly into the crook of your neck.

and when you realize it’s the first time he’s making love to you, you couldn’t possibly deny his begging to “pleasepleaseplease” let him cum inside your pretty pussy!!

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[marisatomay]

Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started losing interest in the MCU after that

[bigimango]

They never learn

And a close up of the two gremlins