#buddha headcanons

[iambilliejeanok]

How they react to seeing reader cry.

Fandoms: Naruto( Akatsuki) || Jujustu Kaisen|| Record of Ragnarok

Featured: Buddha, Itachi, Orochimaru, Geto, Kisame

FLUFF OVERLOAD

🩷Buddha 🩷

He absolutely CANNOT afford to have you shedding tears and not solve whatever problem you have immediately.

Whenever he sees those tears running down your cheeks he lovingly lifts up your chin with his fingers, wiping them away with his thumb before pressing a few kisses to your lips. “What’s the matter?”, he asks, his eyebrows furrowing in concern. He really hates seeing you like this.

And he has many times before and will always be ready to fight the other gods for you. (Even though I genuinely don’t know what kind of mess you’re getting into to be stirring up gods and stuff) But since he is a god, which you don’t like to take advantage of, you try to keep things to yourself to not feel bad about the extra leg and a half you have in life. Since he loves you so much though, he will get to the bottom of this issue himself if it really comes down to it. If you’re struggling at work, with a project, family and friends or you’re not feeling well in general, he’s sure to immediately attend to those issues. But that’s only after he cuddles you to pieces.

He does show major signs of being clingy, so when your feeling upset he’s wrapped around you all day like a sweater, until he’s convinced that you’re well enough for him to leave you on your own and go sort out those issues. He’s like a personal hero. A very clingy one.

🩷Uchiha Itachi 🩷

He’s not as clingy as Buddha is, but when he does see you feeling upset enough to start crying, he will baby you to death. He turns into a koala and will literally wrap his arms around you and never let go. Not until he’s 100% certain you’re okay. And even then, he might spend some time being extra close to you just to make himself feel better.

He’s very susceptible to depression and when he sees you crying, it triggers a deep somberness inside of him that he can’t explain, and he starts overthinking, growing terribly paranoid about you getting hurt or being in any other kind of situation that would make you cry. He doesn’t tears, nor does he like the sound of crying, especially coming from you. So now you experience a season of clingy, overprotective, extra soft Itachi.

Even if you’re only upset in the moment and soon recover and get over whatever mad you cry, he still can’t help but linger around you for a week or two, taking many days off of work or finishing earlier than usual. He bathes with you, cooks each of your meals throughout the day, helps you get ready for bed and tucks you in at night. He will even treat you to a story while scratching your back before bed, and holds you tighter than usual, throughout the entire night.

You know he has some kind of a problem since his behavior is definitely not normal, but if it helps him in any way, you’ll always allow him to treat you like and you also try to reciprocate the treatment to help him snap out of it sooner rather than later.

🩷Orochimaru 🩷

He’s usually the reason as to why you cry to begin with, which at first, he pretends he doesn’t care, immediately turning around to walk away from you so he doesn’t have to watch you break down. But over time, he does take an interest in your feelings. He just feels guilty sometimes and doesn’t know how to approach you.

He knows you love to cuddle though, so he will try to use that during times like this and invite you to come and spend time with him while he works. He’ll rub your back and hold you close to him as he walks around his home and might even suggest going for walks around the large base hand in hand. He went as far as nurturing a garden with his own hands for you two to walk through whenever he upset you like this.

He doesn’t make you cry on purpose. It’s never his intention to begin with, but it happens and when it does, he kind of hates himself for a while. But he’ll never mention it and hides his guilt quite well. He loves it when you lay on his chest sometimes and he can rub your back, and slowly feel you begin to calm down.

Sometimes the poor man gets so frustrated over the sight of tears flooding your eyes, he’ll gently smoosh you into his chest and wrap his arms around you and just hold you, petting your head and rubbing your back while he tries to hush you. It’s only when it gets to this point that he’ll mumble and apology while he’s hugging you. He doesn’t mind standing with you like this until you finally calm down.

🩷Geto Suguru 🩷

He sees you crying and you’re surprised to see a warm smile plastered on his face. “Oh babe, it’s okay”, he chuckles, pulling you close against him to hug you. He’s so good at making the situation seem less dire than it actually is and prefers to distract you from your problems than talk about them.

He will address whatever cause those tears to begin with at later stage, but tries to focus on getting you passed your balling. Sometimes he’ll pick you up and rub your back while you wrap your limps around him and cry into his shoulder. He coos at you and baby talks you while he rocks you in his arms.

After endless kisses against your forehead while he cradles you in his arms, the moment he feels like your breakdown is over, he’ll tickle you. He tickles you until you’re breathless with laughter and have long forgotten to cry. You can only run away from him, and you try your best to wriggle out of his hold, and then he’s after you and the chase builds up adrenaline inside of you that totally distracts you from whatever made you cry.

You end up having to play fight him until there’s a winner, which he freely gives over to you. Once’s it’s been established that you’ve won, he’ll reward you with taking you out to your favorite place and doesn’t mind stopping to get some popsicles with you. He’s a total sucker for you when he tries to make you feel better and will even let you ride his dragon with him, the two of you flying over the nearby ocean, laying on your backs ontop of rainbow dragon, enjoying the wind brushing against your skin while you suck on your popsicle.

It’s during peaceful moments like this that he’ll finally ask you why you were so upset and now you can tell him without feeling too depressed about it.

🩷 Kisame 🩷

He’s not good with tears. He doesn’t know what to do whenever you cry and will quietly separate himself from you when he sees you getting emotional. It’s never with negative intentions, it’s just very awkward for him. What does he say? What should he do? He’s never really seen an example of how to approach the situation.

I mean at least he understands that you’re clearly having a hard time, so he will try and get as many chores out of the way as possible and will work extra hard to ensure that you don’t have to do a single thing around the house. He does grow very quiet though and won’t say much when he does find himself within your vicinity.

If you ask him to shower with you or do anything for you, he will of course. And he heavily relies on instruction during this time or else he’ll just excuse himself. If you’re having an episode and he notices you’re crying almost everyday, he becomes a bit scarce and when he’s away from you he’s constantly stressed out. He really doesn’t know what to do. He’ll humbly ask another member of the org for advice when it gets that bad, and will only come home at night to tidy up the entire house to make sure you’re chore-less the next day.

It’s only when you vent to him with tears in your eyes about why he’s avoiding you does the thought come to him like a lightbulb that he should probably spend more time holding you. He’s trying his best though I mean his traumatizing past is all he got sometimes. But he kind of likes it when you cling to him and your crying goes from making him nervous, to making him feel needed and protective.

[help-i-lost-my-sock]

Period Comfort HCs - Buddha

A small gift for @buddhascandy , with thanks for the prompt, and getting me to write this! Enjoy 😘

Word count: 483

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- First of all, Buddha knows how periods work. He won't expect you to "just hold it in" or other nonsense like that.

- He never asks if you're on your period or something when you get pissy at him as a way to shut you up. He's way better than that.

- Buddha understands that it's rough, and you're in pain. He can also imagine that being in near constant pain for days on end can thin your patience and shorten your fuse. He doesn't blame you. He'd probably be cranky too if he were in your shoes.

- He never puts you down for it. He won't tell you that you're being dramatic, or irrational because of it.

- Buddha would care for you by doing small things for you, like making you tea, or bringing you a water bottle or a blanket, or giving you a massage.

- If you don't wanna go out, and would rather laze on the couch, he's down. He'll bring snacks and blankies.

- He'll probably eat most of the snacks himself, though, but will get you more if you ask him to.

- Might give you some push back on the films you pick, but will usually give in pretty quickly, as he remembers that you're having it tough enough already.

- That having been said, Buddha will also not pamper you like you're helpless. He'll try to ease your pain and make you more comfortable, but will not put up with what he may consider unreasonable demands. We all know that he does as he pleases, which may at times stir a bit of a face off.

- I think we all know what it's like to get cranky over nothing during those days. Buddha isn't too fussed about it, and will toss little chocolates at you, simultaneously providing you with chocolate, while also pissing you off for a laugh.

- But he's Buddha, and you love him, so you could never stay mad at him for long, especially not when you look down and realise he's been tossing your favourite chocolates at you.

- He'll urge you on to eat your chocolates, since sugar is a painkiller.

- He'll tell you jokes and stories, whether from his life on Earth or things that have been happenning around in Valhalla while you were resting, to try to distract you from your pain.

- When your cramps are particularly bad, he'll recommand you do breathing exercises, and offer to meditate with you, or guide a meditation for you.

- Being in pain, you'll try to tell him exactly where to shove his breathing excercises and meditation, before another wave of cramps hits you like a train, and you concede to give it a try.

- You end up falling asleep, as Buddha smiles down at you, and gently brushes your hair out of your face. He'll tuck you in, and place a kiss on your forehead, before heading off and letting you rest.

[rukia-writes]

Headcanons on why I think Buddha is a Sagittarius ♐️

Sagittarius men are highly optimistic and full of confidence. (Who has more confidence than Buddha, especially in his power)

Buddha is unashamed and extroverted; Sagittarius men are social butterflies and can talk to ANYONE usually. Buddha talks to anyone comfortably, good or bad.

Sagittarius men like to protect those they care about; Buddha protected humanity as he stood up against Zeus and anyone else who disrespected humanity.

At the same time they are very impatient, boastful and attention seekers like their other fire sign friends; while Buddha is attention seeking all the time (even though the whole fiasco with Odin could be brought up) attention seeks him for sure with Loki wanting to fight him and Zeus asking him to fight next, and Brunhilde wanting to know about Volundr and hey even when he walked past zerofuku he had a massive following.

The upside to this would be Sagittarius men are smart and caring. Buddha has proven he’s quite smart knowing Brunhilde was up to something. Buddha is caring in case of Zerofuku and while may be brash he helped many people on his way to enlightenment.

Buddha is philosophical and Sagittarius men are not philosophical but seek out the truth.

Sagittarius in general will tell you like it is and won’t bite their tongue either, Buddha doesn’t care who you are he either likes you or he doesn’t. (Especially if you’re a god)

Sagittarius gets along with air signs: Gemini’s, Aquarius, Libra

Sagittarius gets along with fire signs: Leo, Aries, and other Sagittarius. ♥️

🎀Rukia-Writes🎀

[chaostroberry1]

Cheating headcanons but they regret it ;)

So let's say maybe he might've found a lover more suited for him, even though he was already in a perfectly good relationship with you, then suddenly got caught. Thought he didn't really need you anymore, but started to miss u and regretted it. How'd that go? Well..

Fandoms : Bllk, lookism, record of Ragnarok

Typa guy to cry himself to sleep with a picture of you beside him to make it more dramatic and movie-like. Mumbling things to it like, "I'll get you back, love."

- yukimiya kenyu bllk, -Reo mikage bllk, Rin itoshi bllk -ikki niko bllk -Alexis ness bllk -Yo hiori bllk, -Beelzebub ROR -Zack lee lookism -daniel park lookism -Eli Jang lookism -johan seong lookism

Stalks your social media posts, liking it/showing that he acknowledges whatever the fuck you just posted. Or makes comments abt things you do or did, Knowing that getting attention from someone like him would be something out of a fanfiction. (Rlly confident abt it too)

-Noel noa bllk -Sae itoshi bllk -Michael kaiser bllk -Reo mikage -Leonardo Luna -Seishiro nagi bllk -Oliver aiku bllk -Chris prince bllk -DG/James lee lookism, -jaegyeon na lookism, -Goo Kim lookism -Hades RoR -Poseidon RoR -Buddha RoR -Qin shi Huang -Apollo RoR -Thor RoR

Type to glare or take your attention from anything that will distract you from him. Randomly talking about all his amazing achievements or skills, saying it wasn't that difficult or wasn't a big deal- when YOU're around.

-Michael kaiser bllk, -Sae itoshi bllk, -Chris prince bllk, -Noel noa bllk, -kunigami rensuke/wild card bllk, -Apollo RoR -Hades RoR, -Poseidon RoR, -Shiva RoR, -Loki RoR, -Qin shi Huang/ying Zheng RoR, -DG/James lee lookism, -Gun park lookism, -Goo Kim lookism, -Vin Jin lookism, -Zack lee lookism, -Jaegyeon na lookism, -bachira meguru bllk

Rizzes you up

-Michael kaiser bllk, -Shidou ryusei bllk, -tabito karasu bllk, -eita otoya bllk, -Oliver aiku bllk, -Leonardo Luna bllk, -Apollo RoR, -Buddha RoR, -Qin shi Huang/ying Zheng RoR, -Loki RoR, -DG/James lee lookism, -jaegyeon na lookism, -Vin Jin lookism, -Goo Kim lookism

Threatens anyone with/without you knowing, maybe a silent glare, actions, death threats, or maybe even all-out-violence, making it known to them that you were already taken.

-Sae itoshi bllk, -Michael kaiser bllk, -itoshi Rin bllk, -shidou ryusei bllk, -Alexis ness bllk, -Kunigami rensuke bllk, -Poseidon RoR, -Hades RoR, -Loki RoR, -Leonidas RoR, -Lu bu RoR, -Soji Okita RoR, -Raiden RoR, -Goo Kim lookism, -Vin Jin lookism, -James lee lookism, -Gun park lookism.

Actually normal

-nanase bllk, -yukimiya kenyu bllk, -Thor RoR, -Isagi yoichi bllk, -Hyoma chigiri bllk, -Noel noa bllk, -shoei barou bllk, Julian Loki bllk, Adam Blake bllk, Daniel park lookism, -jin kiyora,

Cries rlly hard and/or begs for forgiveness

-Aoshi tokimitsu bllk, -ikki niko bllk, -Alexis ness bllk, -beelzebub RoR, -Anubis RoR, -jay hong lookism, -Goo Kim lookism(pathetically tbh), -Daniel park lookism -bachira meguru bllk

Forcing/Kidnapping/toxic type shi route (has potential of being a lovesick jerk (too much ooc here)')

-Michael kaiser bllk, -Sae itoshi bllk, -Alexis ness bllk, -Leonardo Luna bllk, -Hades RoR, -Poseidon RoR, -Apollo RoR, -Buddha RoR(he'd be all buddy buddy and then suddenly Carry you somewhere), -Qin shi Huang RoR, -Beelzebub RoR, -DG/James lee lookism, -Gun park lookism, -Goo Kim lookism, -Charles choi(in his youth) lookism

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I'm finally done 😌

[glowinlemon]

Headcanon that Rosinante/Corazon would absolutely suck at taking care of normal kids. Like if you locked him in a house with a well adjusted child with a sticky note telling him to baby sit, you would walk in later and both him and the child would be on the floor crying.

Like, don’t get me wrong, kids like Law? He can 100% take care of those shits. They’re traumatized and angsty, and generally unwell. He knows that. He knows what it was like, and he knows how bad it can be.

The other problem with sticking him with any well adjusted kid is that he just doesn’t know what’s normal. Like, he was born a celestial dragon, spent several years being abused and tortured/hunted by others, watched his father be murdered by his older brother, and than spent the rest of his childhood in the care of SENGOKU. The FLEET ADMIRAL OF THE MARINES. Like, cmon!

Most of his time would be spent dodging ‘Fists of love’, cleaning up massacred port towns, and listening to marines invent new ways to say they fucked your mom.

Bro probably thinks that it’s standard to give toddlers brandy as a form of sleep medication, or to like just very openly and crassly swear in front of a five year old in casual conversation.

Kid like Law don’t give a shit though. They probably appreciate having an adult around like that, however inconvenient it may be for their murder plots. Stick him with Nami, who was raised by another rowdy, deserter, marine, before becoming a slave. The outcome would probably something similar to how Law reacted to him after finding out his true identity.

Don’t get me wrong, I love him, and I love his dynamic with Law, but this poor, incredibly dangerous, giraffe of a man would be SO ass at interactions with any child who had even a half happy childhood.

[kanroji-san]

Obanai!Y/n/Reader AU

How Buddha proposed to Obanai!Y/n

Buddha: *on his knee* Will you marry me, Obanai!Y/n?

Obanai!Y/n: You're literally the only one I'd consider to marry

Buddha: Oh...*blushes furiously*

Obanai!Y/n: What's wrong, Buddha?

Buddha: No, nothing is wrong...I just don't know what to do next...I didn't think you would say yes.

Obanai!Y/n: How about a kiss for a start?

Buddha: I'd like that very much~

[married-to-google-translater]

Yandere Buddha Headcanon

Buddha would be a loving slightly possessive, jealous and little manipulative yandere.

The relationship between the two of you would begin in a normal way.

Buddha would be truly loving from the beginning.

He would worship the ground you walked on and always share treats with you.

However, this would be "normal".

At the beginning of the relationship, Buddha would be "normal".

However, envy would arouse the Buddha's yandere tendencies.

Maybe you became close with another god/human.

This would make the Buddha think about things.

He would trust you but not the person you would spend time with.

And when Buddha thinks about things the more clearly he understands that he CAN NOT lose you.

Buddha couldn't remember the last time he was afraid of losing someone.

That would be ironic.

But you should be protected :3

So the Buddha would "talk" to this person.

And after the "talk" it would be a miracle if this person agreed to be close to you again.

Or they would be really stupid XD

After that, the Buddha would give you even more love.

And he would comfort you.

Buddha would promise that no matter what happens he will be with you.

And if you tried to make friends with others, the same thing would happen again.

The only one who wouldn't start fearing you would be Buddha.

There would be no need for abduction.

Buddha would certainly not want to punish you.

Buddha's favorite punishment would be to put you in a room with him where he would talk to you, trying to make you "enlighten" and understand how much he would love you.

That would usually work

[dragologist]

✨️ Or Buddha & Sasaki when they let their hair down :

And Loki or Qin when you give them a wig 💀

[colourstreakgryffin]

Can I have Heracles Apollo and Buddha x human reader who loves cute things use cute clothes and have a bunny plushie with them all the time too and that convince them to fight for the humanity side and say then ragnarok is over they ask if they can get marry and have they own little family with a cute precious smile of theys headcanons please

Aww, that’s hella cute! Boys who’d actually liked humans— besides Apollo. Especially Heracles, Heracles be the best lover amongst these three! I like Buddha but goddamn. I’d marry Heracles, ideal husband! Meg, I’ll take your place if you don’t want him. But anyway, thanks! Here it is! I tried really hard, Hope it’s okay

Heracles

Heracles finds all humans adorable and desirable, no matter the gender or lifestyle. Delicate, pretty, small. He is like four times your size but that doesn’t stop him from being fascinated by you. You’re triple adorable since you like cute pastel toys and soft pastel colours and frilly clothing and all the more

Heracles has never met a human like you before, very unique, but he’d happily give you back your big black bunny plushie when it ended up being lobbed into his training dojo, so he finds you upon passing through the Valhalla halls a bit aimlessly. It’s covered in stickers and little clips and the way you happily coddle it, his heart leaped

Heracles is your doting gentle giant, a mighty bear but he’ll never hurt you, he’s incredibly cuddly, instead. He deeply loves you, he’ll take care of, protect your honour, fight for yours and humanity’s justice and rights and he’ll make sure the Godly world knows you are to get respect at his request

Hope you don’t mind a very passionate yet stubborn lover like Heracles, he is very emotionally-in tune and very sweet, despite his stubbornness. He’ll embrace you through your cheesy emotional movies and all the more

Heracles is the affectionate loving partner, he is delicate and fragile with you. He loves carrying you around, letting you see the wonder of Valhalla and of Earth. He always encourages your cute little hobbies and likes, he’ll even let you dress his long majestic hair in clips of hearts and stars if it means you’re happy. To him, those touches are a sign of the love he shares with you

Please, you don’t need to ask Heracles to fight for Humanity at all. He already is, long before you came into his life and lightened it up with your cuteness so don’t waste your breath. Not on the humanity side, he must fight for the Gods but he is with you. He would never abandon you nor justice. Just trust him and his abilities, even if it’s scary. He’ll come back to you

Heracles is shocked when you proclaim to him, almost a few hours before his match. That all these months you’ve been with him has been wonderful and after the tournament, you want to start a family with him— he is honoured, he is scared of families after what happened to his first ones but

Damn. Even the all-mighty God of Fortitude cannot coldly reject that adorable beautiful soft smile and soft beautiful adorable heart of yours. It’s being considered as the days pass by

Apollo

Apollo is quite easily persuaded by pure looks, even if he has a preference for Godly deities. He can excuse this little cute plush pastel human being human, for now, since he is interested in your attitude, how you’re mainly just adorable and how you do actually meld to his views on beauty. But, of course, he is mainly interested in your beauty

Apollo actually purposefully takes your favourite big brown bunny plush and throws it into his palace’s big fountain to make it seem like it just got lost here. All, so you’ll go looking around for it then come to him. He refuses to chase a lover, he needs his lover to chase him, it’s scummy but he’ll change his ways… soon

Apollo does eventually get what he wants and the entire time he looks at you, everyday, all day. He just thinks about how cute your silly almost childish little interests and style is. You look like a child with all the pastel colours and ruffles… and he thrives off that preciousness. More, keep it up. He’ll enable you and he doesn’t regret it

Apollo is a complicated type of lover. He does not treat you bad, no. You’re just… uh… kinda there, an accessory to his narcissism but you’re a beautiful accessory. A pampered spoiled pretty little face he likes to have around to flaunter about as his property. This is not toxic… it’s just, a bit weird, a little unhealthy at worst. He does care about you so don’t think for a second he doesn’t

Apollo is loving in rather odd ways, he’s protective and possessive like Buddha. Not as bad because he believes he has marked you already but it’s how he shows he loves you. Like him being pushy and having you do minor things like bath with him or do hair together, to him. It’s building trust and it’s making sure you truly do like him as he likes you. It’s improving and he is pleased

Not fight for the Gods you say? Apollo has no interest in saving humans, especially after what they did to his beloved Artemis. You’re lucky he even likes you so he thinks you’re pushing boundaries and at first, he rejects the request. It’s only when he’s in the ring for his round and looks at how heartbroken you are from the stands on the Humanity section. He decides, in those few seconds, he is in the Gods’ ring but when he wins, he’ll fight for humanity’s salvation

Yes, Apollo is not monogamous. He’s a big player, always hitting and quitting but he’s trying hard to stay loyal and he’s succeeding! Zeus’s sake, praise and encourage him. He needs it

Apollo, for once, is jaw dropped by you opening up about a thought you’ve been having. Children, with him after this whole event?! A God! Such a thing doesn’t exist! He almost choked on the wine he already spat out at Mach five speed. At the end, he doesn’t outright reject the idea of a family once humanity is saved but… he doesn’t know if he’s ready so now, it’s on pause

He will have to think a lot quicker with the way you’re looking at him. You and your soft pretty glossy smile is relying on him! He must be a man and provide

Buddha

Buddha is the hardest of these three to catch the attention of since he only really does himself but trust me, he will give you back you big white bunny plush… when he wants to, so. It took like two days but once he comes around. He’s genuinely floored by how pastel and little you are. Not a type of human he’s use to

Buddha does end up peacing out right after… as he always does but he eventually cannot stop thinking and wondering about you, even when still following his own road. So, he ends up stomping right up to you almost like a week later, and dragging you with him by force

As the God of Enlightenment soaks in the sun, almost napping, leant against the tree you’re cuddling all your cute little nicknacks with your giant oversized starry hoodie… Buddha can’t help but take a peek and find you precious. Nothing more, nothing less. Just precious

Buddha is the very chill laidback best friend-type of lover. He is a man who listens mainly to himself so he almost doesn’t get coddly and touchy and doting but do not forget, he is possessive. Worse than Apollo, he will not let anybody touch you so he has your hand in his 24/7. Touching means attempting to steal what’s his. He is more chatty, more trusting and him being so casual shows that his love for you is strong

Buddha doesn’t let you, his partner, tell him what to do so don’t really bother trying to convince him… he won’t confide. He only listens to himself and he only follows himself but don’t worry, he does listen to your concerns. He, due to some miracle, changes his mind and suddenly decides to fight for humanity… that’s him showing that he cares for you. He listens, just in his own way that seems kinda dismissive

Please give Buddha a break. He absolutely loves and cares for you, even more than he did for Yashodhara. He just shows it much more different than usual men do and whilst he is a bit of a prick, he never truly pushes past your desires

Buddha is significantly more blunt than his fellow Gods, he will listen to you as you speak on your new dream post this tournament; a family… that goes against his own lifestyle as the Enlightened One. He requires zero attachments— then again, he already has you, an earthly attachment. He is a Monk who rejected sexual contact and producing offspring, he already rejected his first family and he expresses all this to you; no punches pulled

Well. He— could potentially make an one-time exception about no sex and no children for you, your fragile little heart and your rosy plush little smile. He wants to protect that smile

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I request Loki, Poseidon, and Buddha with an s/o who's very naïve and clueless about romance and sex?

Buddha loves it.

Since they’re so naïve, it’s pretty easy to tease them.

Either they don’t get the double entendre joke, or they get so flustered & helplessly cute.

He doesn’t push the sex thing as he’s honestly a little uncomfortable talking about sex directly. He’s fine with taking things as slow as they need.

Would probably insist on having a lover who is chaste & pure.

Poseidon can’t stand sharing even food with another, much less his lover.

It also avoids the issue of having to un-learn bad habits from past lovers. Like unseemly characters such as his brother.

He will teach them, but in his own time. Their purity is something he admires and doesn’t want to diminish it quickly.

Well….what an opportunity this presents….

Loki is probably the worst for a partner like this. He will take advantage and use their naivety to his own benefit.

Practically grooming behavior that his innocent s/o is too blind to see.

He’ll try to be nice, but he just can’t help himself. When it’s so easy to trick someone, the trickster god just can’t be held accountable.

[moonbaby26]

Once again, I promise I have fic in my drafts! 😭 But loved the Tsuru/Sengoku besties lamenting in the marine mess hall in the latest episode. And them freaking out to hear other bestie Garp plus Tsuru’s granddaughter went to Beehive. Plus the goat eating the Cross Guild flyer. 💗

I always wonder if Sengoku and Tsuru ever dated when they were young. Hell, maybe they date sometimes now? They old, not dead, yall. 🤣 Garp would only ever be a one night stand though. Back in the day. They were all drunk. Very drunk. Don’t bring it up. Ever. Tsuru will kill you.

Reminder of these marine beasts back in the day by the way.

[rukia-writes]

hi there!! could i have hcs of buddha and qin shi huang with a catgirl! s/o? thanks!💕

The bunny 🐰 and the cat 🐱

Everyone kindly knows that Buddha gives candy to those he likes; having a cat girl s/o means Buddha most likely go the extra mile for his cat girl s/o and he always has on hand cat themed candy 🍭🤍 1. Because he wants to. 2. Because he likes to be extra sometimes. I’d imagine he teases them too. Like Buddha will wave the candy above their heads and try to get them to reach for it. Other times he probably spoils her by having her lay down on his laps as he rubs her cat ears while feeding her candy. 🍭

If Buddha has the rabbit shirt his cat girl has to have the cat logo on hers.

While Buddha is a carefree type of guy he wishes his cat girl s/o would listen to him sometimes (like he doesn’t do the same lol). This is the main reason why he brings candy a long for her. (Cats are fickle after all) Buddha always slowly approaches her candy in hand too lol like he believes his s/o will bite him or scratch him lol.

“C’mere, c’mere. There, there. How’s my cute kitty girl today.”

Mhmm Buddha is always cautious when he approaches his beloved cat girl but he knows she won’t hurt him. Buddha just likes to play. 🤍

Buddha likes to rub her ears and likes hearing her purr 🐱. Considers it a good day when he gets to hear her purr.

Buddha’s beloved can’t sneak up on him he uses his ability to know when she wants to pounce on him and he always dodges. Either he’ll dodge or he’ll dodge and kindly pet her ears while holding her.

Buddha has a time limit of who can “pet” his cat girl’s ears. Like, that person gets two minutes before he says, “That’s enough. What ya want?” 🍭

The dragon 🐉 and the cat 🐱

If Buddha doesn’t spoil his cat girl, Qin does and he doesn’t care who sees.

Whatever his lover wants Qin sees to it they get it.

Removes the blindfold when the two share a intimate moment, he likes to see her smile and he likes to her purr even more.

“There, there. You’re a good girl today, aren’t you ?Look what I have for you today.”

While Qin doesn’t have treats on him all the time like Buddha does he spoils her by giving her whatever he has on hand , jewels, money, snacks, etc.

Qin knows when she’s going to pounce on him and he always dodged and hugs her close. While telling her ��You’ll get me next time. Where have you been? I’ve been looking for you.” (The camera pans left to see holes in the walls that Qin made lol)

Qin is never cautious when he approaches his beloved he but he does still give her respect. 🤍 (if his cat girl has claws he doesn’t mind being scratched but he prefers not to. When asked how he got the scratches he’ll just casually and proudly admit his cat girl scratched him 🤍🤭)

Qin prefers that he be the only to rub his cat girls ears but he doesn’t mind if others do this as well. Qin knows he’s the best at rubbing his cat girls ears and he knows that his cat girl s/o knows this too. 🐱

🎀Rukia-Writes🎀

[amphitriteswife]

Masterlist (ror/snv)

🩵💙General💙🩵

💖‘Would you still love me if i was a worm?’ [all]

💖Ror/ Snv characters as Students (pt1) [poseidon, loki, qin shi huang]

💖Ror/ Snv character as Students pt2 [hades, shiva, buddha]

💖Ror/snv characters as teachers/ subjects pt1 [poseidon, hades, hermes, beel, buddha]

💖Ror/ Snv characters as teachers/ subjects pt2 [qin shi huang, Loki, Brunhilde]

💖Ror/ snv characters and their manhwa kid (imo) [poseidon, apollo, hades, hermes, thor]

💖Ror/ snv characters going to a state fair [poseidon, hades, loki]

🔱Poseidon🔱

🌊How would Poseidon handle a baby?

🌊Poseidon x Amphitrite! Reader (angst)

🌊Until we reach the surface (poseidon x amphy reader based on mythology)

🌊Poseidon x daughter! Reader

🌊Poseidon x baby reader (old)

🌊Love casino (unserious and one can see it as amphy or not)

🌊Poseidon gamer HC (unserious)

🌊Poseidon onlyfans HC pt2

🌊Poseidon onlyfans HC pt1

🌊Kiss me don’t leave me (amphy reader relevant, academia AU!)

🌊 Poseidon nsfw headcanons

🎭Loki🎭

💚Too far in to turn away (angst)

💚Sound of broken memories (angst)

💚Marry me! (Loki x sigyn reader?)

💚Rainy days (Loki x reader)

💚 NSFW Hc’s

☀️Apollo☀️

🔆Rejection (apollo x male! Reader)

Seven lucky gods

🪷Benzaiten x moon goddess reader!

Hindu pantheon

⛈️Into the light (Indra x fem! Reader) request!

My own Oc’s

🤍Oceanus (greek)

🤍Seth (egyptian)

🤍Tethys (greek)

🤍Fucked up triton( greek)

🤍Redraw triton (greek)

🤍Persephone (greek)

🤍Zagreus (greek)

My requests:

@vandal-flower

⭐️ Poseidon x reader

[chaostroberry1]

Headcanons If they were on tiktok/social media PART.1

Adam

- posts family vlogs

- or atleast mini videos about his family

- maybe also posts vids about fun things that happened between him and eve.

- I see him as the type to have like 0 haters, anyone who hates on him will get dragged and bashed 💀

- one of the best out of everyone here

- his kids would also have their own accounts, or even a shared account. posting abt the pranks on each other they pulled, or celebrations, and over all just fine.

Adamas

- bro I know he'd be the type to post rant videos, tagging Poseidon and sometimes all his brothers cus he wanna bitch abt stuff.

- but yeah most of it would be towards poseidon

- bro his face whenever poseidon just replies to his videos with the most no-fucks-given comment is so funny

- he'd also be the type to reply to all offensive (or what he thinks is offensive but actually isn't) comments in the comments section

- believe me, bro would stare straight at the camera with so much hate, but in a funny way, before screaming

- last thing the video ends with is his scream that's cut out halfway.

- his content? Reaction videos.

- maybe also pranking videos, like

"pranking my baby brother"

- Poseidon is the baby brother he refers to btw🙂

- the pranks always fail and he just uses the excuse that it wasn't finished yet.

- not too bad ig

Aphrodite

- she probably posts those eerily addicting videos of herself on vacations or out shopping

- incredibly chill

- her pretty privilege has both genders on the ground for her to step on

- probably also reacts to comments too. Just imagine bro.

"please step on me", or, "mommy 🛐🛐"

- she doesn't really mind it, she likes the attention

- whenever there's a hater, she calls them out so politely but also destroying the person's ego with the most humble but ego breaking comment

- but she only rathers to post pictures of herself and all, instead of videos.

Apollo

- Bro has so many fans

- he'd post tease videos of his body to just rile people up and have them begging for more

- zesty af

- most men in his comments section would literally be like "don't let me get behind bro"

- yk what he responds with?

"come behind me"

- also posts about his shopping trips, and maybe parts of his body that has jewelry, like his legs for example.

- he'd Deffo make thirst traps I just know it.

- I also feel like he'd post sexy photos of himself, but act oblivious about it.

- like just imagine scrolling and then seeing some hot looking baddie of a guy in a mouthwatering outfit, with his bear ass out. And all he'd say is-

"does the color suit me?"

- always incredibly teasing when his fans ask him to oil up

⚠️Slight nsfw⚠️

-so yeah he oils up. ON only fans

- he would be famous online for his looks

- and if looks are what we speak of here, he would definitely have an only fans account

- he wouldn't go as far as being a 🌽 star though, he thinks it isn't very like him.

- but he will please his fans, and people pay lots just to get him to do more. But sometimes leaves them hanging with a strip tease or smth. Only the worthy are allowed to lay their eyes on his perfect body.

Ares

- leave the poor man alone

- many people tag him in thirst traps (MOSTLY APOLLO'S THIRST TRAPS)

- he just stares wide eyed in the camera, mouth agape in horror when APOLLO'S literally thrusting into his phone

- pukes afterwards

- apollo makes things worse by tagging him in his own posts, just to mess with him

- I feel like he'd post vids of ranting about people that are mistreating animals

Beelzebub

- he only got into social media cus of his friends

- he's not always online, but he has a big fan base consisting of girls cus he's a hot emo boy

- posts vids of his life, like maybe rants, or photos of his food here and there

- he doesn't always show his face, but he never dissapoints when he does.

-maybe posts lip sync vids too, the songs would be basic teenage depressed shi ykyk

- he wouldn't get hate though, cus like I said, his face was too gorgeous and cute to get mad at.

Buddha

- posts vids of his snacks

- kinda like apollo when it comes to teasing and riling people up with his body. But he doesn't go as far as only fans, or thirst traps

- I think maybe he'd just lift his shirt a little, show his abs a few times, or his muscles. And then looking at the camera with a teasful look and calling the watcher out

"you staring at these things? Ya like that~?"

(I nearly cried writing that)

- it sounds cringe, but many people are into it. I mean, c'mon, it's Buddha.

- also likes to post vids of him trying out the food from different fast food places, and just making people drool at his food, and face.

- probs also likes to do collabs with zerofuko, like going to the arcade and all. Incredibly cute bonding.

[iambilliejeanok]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! “sleeping with” WITH BUDDHA IM BEGGING YOU I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HIM AND DO THE NASTY AND CUDDLE MORE 😫😫😫😫😫

Warnings: 18+, overstimulation, dacryphillia, smut, nsfw and saw headcanons, (The Buddha mentioned is a character from the anime Record of Ragnarok and doesn’t depict the true nature of the real god Buddha. It’s fiction), fluff.

SFW

Maybe its because of his overwhelming love for humans and the fact that he was one too, Buddha needs all the cuddles all time. He loves love and genuinely enjoys the feeling of something in his arms, whether it be a human, an animal, or maybe even a stuffed animal. Yes, Buddha has a stuffy collection for his alone times indeed. That being said, if whatever he’s cuddling could wrap themselves around him and cuddle him back? He melts right then and there. It might even be better than eating candy under the pleasant shade of a tree in the Valhalla.

Buddha will most certainly not see sleep without being able to rest in your arms. He’s as clingy as a koala with how often he needs to feel you around him and most likely cuddles you all day. There’s never been a day hot enough to dampen his desire to be on you. “No baby, don’t you think its too hot?”, you try to reason, hoping he would be understanding enough to let this go just one time. “Why worry, the AC is running so you’ll need me anyway you dig?”, he says, gently taking your hand in his and pulling you into his chest, “Come now, let me pick you up angel”. And picking you up is something he does often, you see being a god, nothing is impossible and lifting you up to carry you from any position isn’t any problem at all. You don’t even need to jump. Sometimes, he will gently scoop you up with a single arm, desperately needing for you to constantly hug and kiss his face while you sit on his arm and lean against him, snuggling him while he prepares some snack bowels for the two of you.

He’s a big fan of sharing his candy with you, opening every single wrapper and feeding you whichever piece you desire. His hand is almost as big as your face, leaving you with no choice but to submit to his soft lips melting against yours with his hand firmly holding your face in place as his tongue slips into your mouth. You’re always eager to have some of whatever candy he’s eating, and he always going to share it with you, especially during a kiss like this.

Randomly squeezes you throughout the night when he changes positions. Buddha doesn’t actually need to sleep, but he loves the idea of falling asleep with you, so he makes himself sleepy whenever he sees you’re sleepy too. And in public the PDA doesn’t change much. He’s god so what’s anyone gonna do? Sits you on his lap everywhere the two of you go, unless you demand to sit on another surface, he will let you have your way with a cute pout on his face, that obviously goes away with a few soft kisses against his lips, but only he will decide how many kisses will do the trick. You just keep kissing him.

He’s so wholesome, how can you resist all that love.

NSFW

Buddha also doesn’t experience any sexual desire, but he knows a mere human like you battles with that, sensing even the slightest arousal you experience, which to his amusement, is always within his vicinity. You’re actually always horny, since he’s always in your personal space, so smooth without even realizing it. However, he does understand that what he does to that empty little noggin of yours, always filled with thoughts of him defiling you in ways even he finds entertaining. Eventually, he does approach the topic, hearing your thoughts from all the way in the kitchen while you thought about him in the shower, grabbing your breasts and tweaking your nipples as you freely moaned, confident that the running water in the shower drowned out your sweet sounds. “Woah,babe, you really want me to do that to you?” , he loudly chuckles, caging you against wall of the shower. Maybe you did have a heart attack at the sudden presence of your lover butt naked in the shower next to you, a heart attack he quickly reversed. He’s so close you could feel his skin pressing against yours, your pussy so hot and wet and Buddha knows its not from the water, swallowing the spit building in his mouth at the thought of your arousal on his tongue. “Bud-Buddha, wai—“, you whimper, knowing how overwhelming he can be at times.

Excited to fulfill another one of your requests, he’s already on his knees in between your legs, your thighs resting on his broad shoulders while your back is leaning against the smooth stone wall for support. “Buddha please!”, you whimper, overwhelmed with the anticipation of what he’s about to do to you. You’ve never gone a session without crying from the intense amount of pleasure he gives you and boy does he love comforting you through it all. It’s just so addictive how needy and dependent you are under his touches. He has so much fun playing with your body, his tongue plunging into your aching vagina, smiling at the sharp gasp you made, not expecting him to go that route so soon. Both his large hands on your hips, you know there’s never any point in fighting him as he starts sucking your swollen clit, flattening his tongue to lick your entire vulva before repeating his actions, your hand caressing your breasts while you bite your lower lip, submitting yourself to whatever happens.

He might be a little obsessed with you because he fucks you purely for your enjoyment, not that he’s not enjoying himself too, its just that he knows you need him like this and he revels in spoiling his sweet little angel rotten. Slowly plunging his thick, long member deep inside of you, his focus is only on your face, admiring the cute faces you make struggling to handle such a stretch, your hands gripping his biceps for dear life as he goes impossibly deeper, randomly pressing kisses on your lips while your mouth is open to accommodate your breathing, more kisses decorating your face as he thrusts his hips slowly. He’s just completely mesmerized with how stunning you are, his patience never running thin to make sure you’re thoroughly overwhelmed, slipping out of your pussy only to try and shove himself into your asshole. “Uh uh uh, its okay pretty, you’ve got this”, he says, trying to encourage you to take him, knowing damn well he’s making a complete mess of you. You’re literally whimpering, choking on a scream with every thrust into your tight asshole, his godly cock massaging every inch of your walls, his thumb reaching down to start massaging your clit, a small smirk on Buddhas face when he feels your making a mess, the shivering of your thighs growing more violent as he keeps the same pace, his thumb still massaging your clit, “Buddha!!! no no I can’t”, you say out of breath, only hoping he understands you, but you know he’s not ending this here. “Shh shh angel, you can take it, gimmy kissy, c’mere”, he softly says, he’s warm breath on your face, finally pulling his dick out of your rectum to realign it with your squirting vagina. Crying out loudly, you could feel him rub himself along your clit, knowing what this meant. You begin kicking your legs, attempting to crawl away from him before he simply holds you down your thighs, pulling you closer to him again, pushing himself into you again, moving slowly since he was too big move too fast. “Fuck!”, he growls above your cries. “Fuck! No sweetheart its okay, keep coming for me, you’re such a sweet little angel you know”, he coos at you, his only goal to fulfill your fantasy…a fantasy you obviously can’t handle.

[kanroji-san]

Obanai!Y/n/Reader AU

If Buddha meet Obanai!Y/n's mother

Zerofuku: *tugging his Mommy's pants*Daddy (Buddha) and Grandma are fighting again...

Obanai!Y/n:*sighs and pick their son in arms*...I thought I told you to leave them alone, Stop making them fight with each other

Zerofuku: *blinks innocently but then smiles with a mischievous glint in his eyes*...I like drama

Obanai!Y/n: *snorting and shaking head trying and failing to give their son a disapproving glare*HAHAH!-