#btw i am klavier

[spoopup]

guys who are sad

[skyefeys]

finding out klavier gavin isn't really german is so hilarious because now all i can think of is franziska meeting him and immediately pegging him as a fake. like,

edgeworth: franziska, this is klavier gavin, one of our newest prosecutors from abroad.

klavier: it's a pleasure to meet you, fraulein ✨

franziska: ...

franziska: *whips him* you vill never be german you american scum

[jinxedshapeshifter]

I still can't believe there's a way to get Klavier to admit he's had to go through airport security "practically naked" before and that's one of the driving factors to me doing a third playthrough of Apollo Justice

[mihaso10]

Day 4: Family

Found family my beloved <3

[im-still-watching-anime]

ace attorney art gallery klavier post omg in an alternate universe out there apollo is calling klavier forehead

[qkmlh]

Apollo Justice is a hilarious game actually

Y’all should play it

[sunb0ts]

LISTENING TO THE CLUB PENGUIN PIZZA PARLOR MUSIC WHILE EXPLODING WITH AA4 HEADCANON BIRTHDAY NONSENSE INTO A WORD DOC TYPEA NIGHT 🔥️‍🔥️‍🔥️‍🔥️‍🔥️

[piierrote]

a little sneak peek at the stuff I've been working on for Thoughtbubble !!!

[dumbasswhatever]

Incredibly funny listening to any language learning advice and it starts with "Why are you learning this language?" and it's like. Well I think it would be funny to play Apollo Justice in German and see Klavier speak German and be normal about it

[penxil]

there's a poll going on for the ace attorney sexyman and somehow Edgeworth is winning so I think that's further proof that people on twitter should keep their opinions to themselves

[starboundsingularities]

good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

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date posted: june 23, 2010

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

🧊 just--ice Follow

okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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🔥 triedbyfire Follow

why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow

so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

🔥 triedbyfire Follow

are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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🌻 attorneybout Follow

he's so. 😳

📂 trialanderror Follow

why is he defending

📂 trialanderror Follow

OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow

i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

🥜 liberdeez Follow

op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

🔐 wrightorwrong Follow

hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

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net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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🍒 cherriescoola Follow

btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow

December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow

guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

🔪 violencekilling Follow

you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow

look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

💼 courtofwaw Follow

bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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🐺 lawnewolf Follow

i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

🌈 lawsbian Follow

the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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🔮 inhighspirits Follow

why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

💞 lawveyourself Follow

what do you mean evidence fraud

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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow

fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

[frost-faerie]

*takes a deep breath* okay fine. here's more apollo and klav being tumblrinas. because you all asked so politely (has been waiting for this opportunity)

🟪 klaviergavin Follow

@.doingfinethanks look! look herr forehead! I have figured out how to color my text!!! it's purple!!

🟥 doingfinethanks Follow

that's great, prosecutor gavin.

🟪 klaviergavin Follow

watch!! watch!! Hallo Herr Forehead

🟥 doingfinethanks Follow

that's great, prosecutor gavin.

🟥 doingfinethanks Follow

I regret ever sharing my handle with anyone.

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sounds like a personal problem, i would never

🟥 doingfinethanks Follow

@.klaviergavin hey prosecutor gavin did you know that ema has a tumblr too? it's crazy right??

🟪 klaviergavin Follow

FRAULEIN DETECTIVE!!!

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my coworker ratted me out to my other coworker, deactivating this account. my paypal is in bio if anyone wants to buy me snackoos as a condolences gift btw @.doingfinethanks

🟥 doingfinethanks Follow

sounds like a personal problem

🟩 forensics-dot-pdf Follow

you know damn well i could bench press your 5 foot nothing self. buy. me. snackoos.

🟥 doingfinethanks Follow

yes ma'am

🟨 gav1nneared Follow

what the fuck is going on with that klavier gavin parody account did they just kinda give up

🟪 klaviergavin Follow

i. am. not. fake. *growl*

🟥 doingfinethanks Follow

...what the fuck, gavin

[floorpillow]

I'm gonna share some of my fav ace attorney fics with y'all please enjoy. It's mostly narumitsu but there's some klapollo there too

@girlanachrotism sent me all but one? Two? Of these btw. I just think I should say that

A brief for the defense by Ophelia_writes (18 chapters, ONGOING, one of the most well-written fics I've ever read. Takes place during the first trilogy with the last few chapters taking place during Bridge To The Turnabout. This fiction gave me whiplash genuinely I think it did something to me. Highly highly recommend even though it's still ongoing)

Pressure (pushing down on me) by ApprenticeofDoyle (7 chapters, COMPLETED. A few different cases, all original trilogy. This one's real good)

If I woke up (next to you) by ApprenticeofDoyle (1 chapter, COMPLETED. Same universe as Pressure ^. Takes place after the engarde case, love confessions between phoenix and miles. Implied sexual content but nothing explicit)

You ever been in love? By hechima (6 chapters, COMPLETED. Apollo justice trilogy. Slow burn, miles and phoenix are so in love)

Things are as they are by hechima (3 chapters, COMPLETED. Same universe as You ever been in love?. Miles sets Apollo and klavier up with a cabin for a few days. Love confessions)

darling i'd wait for you (even if you didn't ask me to) by sondersunrise (1 chapter, COMPLETED. Miles brings phoenix to a wedding as his plus one. Love confessions)

kick up the dust as we dance in the sun by whackamacka (11 chapters, COMPLETED. alright trust me on this one guys - 1930s dustbowl au narumitsu. Phoenix is an orphan farmboy who works ad a farmhand for the von karma estate. This one is so fucking good please try it I'm begging you)

come find me south of heaven by whackamacka (2 chapters, ONGOING. Sequel Fic to Kick Up The Dust. Phoenix as a defense attorney in Chicago)

i always want you when i'm finally fine by whiskeydmay (6 chapters, COMPLETED. This one's a hanahaki fic I am so weak for hanahaki. Five chapters from Phoenix pov and then one from miles pov.)

love most definitely requited by The_Eclectic_Bookworm (1 chapter, COMPLETED. Another hanahaki piece. Phoenix adopts trucy, and miles contracts Hanahaki. Franziska and Kay insist he confesses to Phoenix, so he does. Love confessions, fluff)

In The Dead Of Night by Harrowdeon (1 chapter, COMPLETED. Miles invites phoenix and trucy to Europe for a bit. Trucy wakes up from a nightmare and miles comforts her)

i'm getting so tired of coughing out my lungs by heiiskltchen (3 chapters, COMPLETED. Phoenix wright and his relationship with food after dahlia. This one is so heartbreaking tbh I fully agree with this concept)

[jinxedshapeshifter]

btw I think there's an untapped market for comfort fics involving transfemme Ema who's well into her transition but dealt with pretty extreme levels of gender dysphoria before she transitioned and repressed genderfluid Klavier who buried his genderfluidity deep down so he didn't have to deal with shit from his fans, bandmates, or Kristoph

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

since i’d already played the original trilogy approximately seven million times in french, i finally got round to playing french apollo justice instead. just finished it and hoooo boy was this localisation just as interesting

just like in the og trilogy, the entire thing now takes place in france (presumably paris, though they didn’t specify in this one). at least there aren’t earthquakes this time so it doesn’t feel quite as surreal.

apollo’s “i’m fine!” catchphrase is now “tout va bien !” which means “everything’s fine!”

some of the names have been translated again. for example, trucy is now called “Vérité” which not only is the french form of the english name “Verity”, but it also is the literal french word for “truth”, which gives some dialogues a double meaning whenever they’re discussing the truth. “Vous dites... la vérité... Apollo Justice... ?”

they did not change lamiroir’s name. they did however change machi tobaye to “Tomas Kashkash”, make of that what you will

in the first case, phoenix and kristoph use formal pronouns when addressing each other in court, and informal pronouns outside of court, which is fun. by the final case they’re exclusively using formal pronouns since their friendship has pretty much ended. (it’s a similar case with klavier and daryan, who switch to formal pronouns when they’re trying to be serious/professional and when their friendship starts to splinter.) (apollo and trucy use informal pronouns on each other pretty much the whole way through.)

trucy says “Mééééééé !” a lot

she also calls apollo “Pollo”

wocky kitaki (”Willy” in french) is my fricking favourite oh my god. he speaks in such verlan-ified slang i had to painstakingly decipher every single thing he said. i love him. when he said “sakom” i felt that 😔✊ he’s nigh-incomprehensible just like he was in the english version. absolute king.

in order to make wocky so iconic they apparently had to sacrifice klavier though, because in this version he is english. ENGLISH. AS IN, FROM ENGLAND. usually the french localisation takes its cues from the english version so i thought they’d keep him german, and then when he started calling people “miss” instead of “Fräulein” i thought maybe they’d made him american, like he was in the original japanese version, but NO IT TURNS OUT HE’S JUST ENGLISH??? LIKE FROM ENGLAND????? U WOT M8 JOLLY GOOD OLD CHAP CHEWSDAY INNIT????? I’M FROM ENGLAND, THIS IS THROWING ME OFF TOO MUCH

and they didn’t even commit to the englishification!! he barely says any english stuff at all! he sometimes says “miss” or “mister” and that’s... about it? he doesn’t even have any “Achtung, baby!” equivalent!! he calls apollo “M. Grand Front” which yeah means basically the same thing as herr forehead but it’s entirely in french so what’s the point?? god if you were gonna curse him by making him from freaking england then at least go all the way?? at least his “Objection !” sounds cool i guess...

and his name is “Konrad” in this version. that’s fine because “clavier” means “keyboard” in french (like the thing you type on) so i get that it would have sounded silly. but imo they should have gone in the opposite direction and picked a random english word to name him then. they should have named him Stapler or something. why’d they give him a normal name. he is Stapler Gavin in my heart

ema calls him “minet pailleté” btw which yeah pretty much just means glimmerous fop. (she studied in england too in this version WHY THE FRICK IS EVERYONE ENGLISH)

there were some fun french puns, such as calling phoenix apollo’s “mentor” (french for “mentor”, if you couldn’t guess) and then calling him “menteur” which means liar and sounds very similar

“I killed a man named “Smith” with a bottle because I am an evil human being.”

[ryuichirou]

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A couple of replies!

I’ve been very busy lately, but I’ll try to reply to everyone properly at some point…

Recently we got an ask about what kind of serial murderes the twst characters would be, and while it’ll definitely take me exactly 100 years to write it, I love the idea. I am very excited about it.

And about a lot of other asks as well… I wish I was faster.

Alright, replies replies. TWST + not TWST!

Anonymous asked:

Er, could my first wish be to bang the genie? 😳

Anon, same. I feel like Jamil-the-genie is so used to hearing “um can I bang you?” the moment he leaves his lamp, he would actually be surprised to not hear it from Kalim lol

Anonymous asked:

What wishes do you think Kalim would ask of genie Jamil?

Anonymous asked:

Oh boy, what will be Kalim's wishes?

Anonymous asked:

Aw, this is the start of a beautiful friendship! I know that in the Starsending event Kalim doesn't really have any wishes for himself, but do you think he would ask something from genie Jamil? Maybe he would decide to keep the wishes for emergencies, and poor Jamil would be forced to wait around hoping to get rid of Kalim...

Awesome art as always btw!!!!

Thank you so much!! <3 I am very happy you liked it.

Keeping wishes for emergencies sounds like a good plan and like something that Kalim should do, and technically this is what he will end up doing, albeit for a different reason lol

I feel like he could have a first wish, and he would ask for something very silly and insignificant, a friend of ours said that he would ask Jamil to cook moussaka for him lol And then…. He would stop wishing. He could get anything he wants to himself, and there isn’t anything that is on his mind right now. So he’ll just keep Jamil around until he gets any cool ideas, ahaha! So pretty much forever…

He would also not set Jamil free because it would never occur to him that he has the power to do so. He could even express some sympathy towards him because sometimes Jamil’s master is bad and they force Jamil to do bad things… that’s not cool :( Well anyways, Jamil, keep hanging out with him for another 20 or 40 years~

Anonymous asked:

you used to be into aa??

thoughts on gavincest?

Yes! We love Ace Attorney a lot. And the Gavin brothers too! But we don’t ship them; they are kind of similar to how we treat the Tweels lol

Still, when we revisit the game, I’ll definitely draw A LOT of Klaviers and Kristoffs. And Apollos, of course… with both of them.

Anonymous asked:

Omg ohshc mention, i was just thinking about how that 'you boys are homosexual supporting cast' scene twst version would be fitting for Azul/Idia maybe?

Omg, would that make the tweels the homosexual supporting cast?? As if Azul and Idia themselves aren’t homosexual?? For some reason it makes the whole joke even funnier lol

Jokes aside, Azul absolutely would run a host-club. He wouldn’t be as active in it as Tamaki, but he would run it alright. Why does he always end up being a pimp of sorts…