#bsd x s/o

[distortedataraxia]

Can I have a Bungou Stray Dogs match-up? I have high functioning autism, so socializing & understanding directions is extremely difficult. I love to sing, cook, & I enjoy going to the beach. Listening to music always helps calm me down when I'm anxious. I consider myself very kind & caring, & I try to be a good friend to everyone, especially those who get picked on a lot.

Author note : Hi ! Thank you for requesting ^^ I apology sincerely if this took a lot of time for me to get to your request - a lot happens in my personal life, that i can't talk about at all, but either way, please take care and i hope you enjoy ! Also, i'm not sure if you wanted a romantic or platonic matchup, so i kind of assumed it was romantic, but you can interpret it platonically if you want, and i also wasn't sure if you were attracted to a gender or another or both or all, so if you're not happy with the result, you can still request again to this blog or another blog. Enjoyyy ★~

Now into the matchup ★

You enjoy cooking, the feeling when you get to taste the food after making it is amazing and you can cook things to some people if you want ! Really, to enjoy cooking is awesome, food is essential in life - so making food ? Cooking ? All that's related to food is good - therefore, cooking is good, isn't it ?

But who knew that cooking alone in your kitchen would have leaded you in the armed detective agency!?

Now here you were, cooking in an unknown kitchen, payed by a random stranger who seems to be eating a lollipop, while your neighborhood is probably burning.

"—Cook me more. He said, not really bothering to look at you

—There's no ingredients left. You replied in a low voice, thinking about your neighborhood, Yokohama was one hell of a city…

—Go buy some.

—Sir my neighborhood is burning

—It's not gonna burn less if you stop cooking, besides i can raise the price if you want ?

—How much ?

—Ask Kunikida. "

You sighed, and went to buy new ingredients, you weren't too scared, this wasn't your first time at the armed detective agency, yet you really didn't know anyone much there. And you felt still a little bit intimidated by these random strangers you've heard so many rumors of, despite the fact they looked more silly than anything, but you were mostly worried for your house and your neighborhood that's probably going Kaboom.

What happened for you to arrive at the armed detective agency you may ask?

It was a few hours ago, you were cooking yourself something in your kitchen, until you heard a stranger's voice "—It smells good in here

— I must be hearing things. you told yourself out loud

—No, I'm not a thing I'm a human. the voice concluded, right behind you, you turned around.

—WHA-

—Shhh it's okay it's okay, say, can i taste the food?

—Um… sure. you handed over a piece of the finished product, about to call the police

—Na don't bother your phone is right here in my hands

—How did you-

—I have my ways. he says while eating your food as a whole, not very polite for a stranger who just intruded your kitchen, you looked at him, startled and a bit speechless, suddenly, he smiled This is so good ! Hey stranger can you cook me more ? I'll pay you !

—Well-

—Also we got sent a threat concerning this neighborhood so we were going to evacuate you and the neighbors so you've gotta come either way

—You could have just knocked i don't-

—It smelled way too good in there !"

And no matter how much you protested, you ended up at the armed detective agency, in a kitchen, cooking for this child-like adult, that was fine, everything was normal, daily matters.

Well, you finally arrived back to the agency, wondering if your neighborhood was okay still, and you cooked a little bit more and then stopped ignoring the man's pouts, but while he was pouting uncontrollably, you heard a voice, a familiar woman voice.

"Ranpo, who are you holding hostage ? "

you turned around, and you saw her, it took you a few seconds to recognize her, but eventually you did, It was doctor Yosano.

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I pair you with Yosano ★

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You met her one day when you were accidentally involved in a mission when you were minding your own business, trying to get to your destination ( and struggling to get to it).

And because of a lot of stuff happening as a complete coincidence, she had to make sure you were safe and had to bring you to a safe place and heal you, and this was the first time you entered the armed detective agency building.

Man, if only I could meet Dazai by just minding my own business- I MEAN UHM NEVERMIND CARRY ON WITH THE WRITING CARRY ON ATARAXIA NEVERMMIND THAT

After finally getting your money, you left the building, but you were kind of intrigued of what person Yosano was like and the man that made you cook for him said you could come back anytime to cook if you wanted to, originally, you wouldn't go back, but you decided to anyways, because you were intrigued by a lot of things concerning this armed detective agency.

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Okay. Time skip. You guys ended up being veryyyy close.

Yosano is a really caring partner and she makes sure that you're not hurt without traumatizing you or atleast let's imagine that unless you're into that type of stuff.

Obviously, you're not a cooking-paid slave to Ranpo anymore and you guys ended up being good friends. You and Yosano hang out together a lot and Ranpo joins in sometimes when he's bored, you guys go to the beach sometimes, and you have a lot of fun.

Yosano gets drunk sometimes, and when you're there and she's drunk, she tries to get you to do a karaoke with her. Goodluck. Have fun imagining that.

Yosano can be pretty chill, and she gives you space if you need, she'll respect your boundaries. You do cook sometimes for the armed detective agency as a thank, but not every time, but when you do, on the rare times Kunikida isn't busy or bothered by Dazai, he helps you out with the cooking. (Ranpo steals some food sometimes)

So you ended up visiting the armed detective agency quite often, because they liked your cooking, and because you liked Yosano. You get along well with the members even though Dazai can be a bit of a bully.

You and Yosano have a lot of fun together, and you're a very sweet pair. You both are very caring and look after each other.

Yosano likes to threaten the members to offer them "treatments" if they're being annoying to you or embarrassing you.

Socializing is extremely difficult, well no worry, Yosano can do the talking ! Yay !

Eventually, you didn't need an excuse to see Yosano anymore and you can see her outside of the armed detective agency, so you didn't have to cook something every single time you wanted to see her, hooray !

You guys take some time to get closer, but eventually the relationship evolves and you guys are happy than ever together.

[ashleyh713fanfics]

My favorite type of Dazai/ Dazai head canon is that he thinks he’s the controller in a relationship but it’s actually the opposite and he’s just a lovesick fool that would do anything to get his S/O’s attention.

They seem focused on something else? Almost instantly Dazai feels his hands twitch with the worst withdrawal of his life. His need to be wanted by something in this shitty life causing him to bend backwards and say even the most shameless things to get you to focus on him again.

And you know that everyone around you tries to warn you about the demon, fearing that Dazai is manipulating you because of his twisted past but you have this boy so wrapped around your finger that if you ever did tell him to do something, he wouldn’t even hesitate. He would kill for you if you truly desired it. Man has absolutely no shame.

The first time he allows you to change his bandages becomes like a drug for him, so much so that Dazai resorts to “accidentally” spilling coffee on them everyday just so he can have your soft gentle fingers cradle him and treat him like the most precious thing in the universe. For once he feels protected for the first time, he can never go back.

Before you Dazai would always remain in power, especially in terms of intimate relationships, always priding himself as the seducer but never becoming the seduced. He strives in being the puppeteer but after every kiss with you he finds himself begging for more, even getting on his knees if it means he can taste that sweet piece of heaven one more time.

For Dazai may claim that he is in control but I think we all know who really holds the reigns on the demon, and it isn’t him. 🤭

[chuuminn]

ych commisions open !

gosh i hope i set this up right pfttt-

if you'd like one please dm me here before ordering through my kofi with what you'd like !

you'll receive the final piece on a simple background and a version on a transparent background. mwah !

[luffyvace]

Akutagawa as your boyfriend ☀︎

Umm happy late b day Aku…😭 I’m totally super late for this I KNOW. But! I’m doing it anyway! >:3 late or not :P Plus I Just wanted to write for him since I really like this dude (〃ω〃) (Light blood, death and killing mentions but not in detail)

Akutagawa b day hcs first >;}

planning everything out and hiding it from him is kind of a task. 😅 the guy’s pretty stealthy himself so ya gotta make sure he doesn’t sneak up on you while your prepping things.

Buuut with the help of everyone from the port mafia (except Mori- joking! he does help but Elise does 90% of the work) you planned a mini party <3

Gin got the food! (Figs and tea enters chat)

Higuchi got the decorations! (streamers, balloons, tables, chairs)

Hirotsu keeps akutagawa busy (tea and chatting LOL)

Elise makes the banners (hints poorly drawn dead versions of everyone—extra blood for aku<3)

Kajii makes (lemon shaped) confetti poppers!!

Koyo hosted/recorded it all 💗

Chuuya brought wine and the cake (both were really expensive and tasty good job Chuuya)

Q brought lots of presents!! :3

Annnnd Tachihara! Brought some ~port mafia style~ party games (you played mafia LOL)

now general relationship things 😚

He treats you like how he does Gin, there is peace between the two of you and you have friendly interactions. (Romantic as well, for you) he will even go as far as to do favors for you but we’ll dabble in that more later ☆)

acts of service is his #1 love language. There’s no convincing me otherwise. When I say ‘he will do anything for you’ besides killing this is what I mean. You really don’t have to ask either. I talk about this some more later but, examples: done with your plate? He’ll take it. He remembers you said you needed xyz, he got it for you. You said you wanted to ____ but you fell asleep, so he did it.

hope you get along with Gin because to continue a relationship with him past 2 minutes, you need to. He will never choose friends over family. I stand on that.

honest man.

Its canon, of course this would apply to a relationship too :)

you never have to worry about him lying, thankfullly. the bad news is…this guy isn’t just honest..he’s brutally honest 😀

which he’s not dumb, but he’s also not one to pacify feelings. So say you created something and you’ve been working on this piece for a while now, (whether your an artist, writer, sculptor, something else—whatever), he takes a look at it and singlehandedly points out all the flaws 🧍‍♀️

not in a rude way-

just genuinely telling your mistakes. Which- I know can hurt because you spent a lot of time on it…..but as lest you can fix it now..? 🤷‍♀️

He respects you. Of course he does! How could you love someone you don’t respect?!

why I’m mentioning this then?? Because to him, respect is very important. There’s few that he respects personally and not because of his job.

like Dazai (sorta bc of his job but shh), Gin or Atsushi (somewhat)

And just to clear it up those he has respect for because of his job would be mori or hirotsu

so the fact that you have his respect is a mile stone!! 👯‍♀️💃💃

He’s loyal but it ain’t a fault 😋🤪

seriously tho this dude is still chasing Dazai even after he “disgraced the mafia’s name” and left to the ada

So for you?? This is simply proof that he ain’t neva leavin you, and you ain’t neva leavin him 😙 (I don’t make the rules)

even If he disagrees with your actions/opinions he will talk it out with you 😱

now he might sound a bit upset, and if your acting absolute bonkers rn and need some sense smacked into you- he might yell too. But that’s mostly if it’s for your well being.

other than that, yes the hotheaded Ryuu will calm down for you (that kinda rhymes ☝️🤓)

Bonus!:

living with the Akutagawa’s! ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎

going more into acts of service, you and Gin hardly ever have to worry about chores or errands

he doesn’t really do it for the purpose of your validation, and genuinely doesn’t expect a thank you either

”hm? Oh…it’s nothing.”

Is his response when you try to thank him

he does it because he’s responsible not for praise

although I will say, seeing as though he has a lot of respect for you, as I said earlier, you may get a semi flustered/shocked facial expression

not necessarily blushing, just a expression that shows it caught him off guard ;P

Its not uncommon to see him cleaning around the house and asking if you have any laundry

housewife Ryuunosuke LOL 😂

When goes out to get groceries he asks you and Gin if there’s anything specific you want him to buy and if yes, he’ll get it for you

just like in the anime with Gin, he doesn’t mind doing favors for you as well <3

if you decide you wanna clean up or go to the store yourself he won’t stop you and be like ‘nonono I got it you sit down 🥺’. I don’t mean this in a bad way but he’s not a gentleman on purpose

I feel he’s the type of guy to do things that you consider gentlemanly but he just considers it being polite

oh it’s fine he’s got the groceries 👌

got a order for pick up? Oh well he was going out anyway, he’ll get it 🤷

he’s got the door 👍

don’t worry about the bill he’ll pay it (restaurant or house bill 😉)

another thing…! ♡

sometimes when you and Gin wanna watch a movie but Ryuu’s still doing the dishes….

Rashomon!

do the dishes :3 (while he watches the movie with you guys)

I wasn’t gonna write these at first but I’m real glad I did! I love these and finally wrote for our guy Ryuunosuke!!

WHEN I TYPED DAZAI’S NAME IT AUTOCORRECTED FO DASANI AT FIRST HAHAHHAHA

[aoiilol]

Dazai bf textsー (btw dazai calls you belladonna or Bella)

This is my first time doing this stuff lol- if I do this again I’ll try to make it better quality :’) (but do you guys like it? Should I make more?)

[underthetree845]

Drabble F/o Imagines

-Practiced hands and a focused expression as they knot their tie in the mirror. 

-Holding the door open for you with a suave smile as you both enter the restaurant. 

-Eye contact as their lips softly come into contact with the rim of their wine glass, deep and enticing. 

-Shrugging their coat off and gracefully placing it over your shoulders when they notice you’re cold. 

-Dreamy eyes as they admire the way you’re lit up by the streetlamps on the quiet walk back. 

-Opening the door for you again when you arrive home. 

“You know I could almost mistake you for a gentleman?” 

-A soft chuckle reverberating from their lips. 

Osamu Dazai (wrote this with him in mind), Nakahara Chuuya, Yato, Keigo Takami, Elend Venture, and anyone else whom you think this would fit. (mention in the tags/comments)? (I am completely open for suggestions on who to add!)

[ravencincaide]

 If only you’d hold my hand 

Summary: A year ago you would have cried from joy seeing the positive sign on the pregnancy test, now you are torn. If only Dazai was there, holding your hands, as you were making the most important decisions of your lives.

Pairing: Dazai x fem! Reader

Prompt Sweetober 1: Handholding

Warning: heavily implied abortion, cursing, hurt-kinda comfort? 

Enjoy

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A year ago you would have been crying in joy. You would have bounced around the room in pure happiness, dancing and screaming. You would have run through the mafia base towards your lover's office and thrown your arms around him before pulling him up into a celebratory dance. You would have laughed and cried tears of fear, happiness and longing as you worked towards remodeling your bedroom for your future bundle of joy. And he would have been right there beside you, with you, holding your hands and kissing your stomach. Dazai would have clung to you like gum, holding you in his lap during paperwork or have you sit in the chair beside him during meetings. Your hands intertwined underneath the table.  You would have sneaked glances at him only to be met with warm chocolate eyes staring right back at you. Warmth only you’d know.

 A year ago you wouldn’t have hesitated to keep it. 

Now as you sat on the cold bed in the empty bedroom you were not so certain. The room was large, fitting both a king sized bed in one end, a private bathroom with a walk-in closet beside it, and a full office in the opposite end, through a wide doorway with no door. Equipped with a large wooden desk, several bookshelves and a couch with a smaller table right beside the doorway. On the table stood an empty vase- the flowers had long since wilted and not been replaced. There wasn’t much in that end of the room besides dust. You rarely sat at the desk anymore and Dazai had been too busy to come to your room in weeks. It was days since you last saw him, not having the energy to get out of bed and seek him out. Unsurprisingly he didn’t come to visit you either. 

You turned your attention back to the pregnancy tests laying innocently on the bedside table. There were three in total, each one holding a positive indicator; one a smiley, one a plus sign and one two lines. What was supposed to be joyous news felt just like a chain around your neck. You knew you had to make choices and you knew you had to do them fast. But you didn’t know if you were ready for it. If you didn’t have Dazai’s support then you’d effectively be a single mother. You’d be bringing your child not only into a world of darkness but also a world of struggle. It took two to make the baby and it was supposed to be a joint decision yet here you were attempting to solve everything by yourself- again. 

You took a deep breath and stood up. Throwing over a black coat you wrapped it tightly around yourself before leaving the room, heading towards the opposite side of the building. It was early in the morning, sun had barely risen in the sky yet already there was so much commotion. Staff, both mafia and ordinary people employed for mundane tasks such as cleaning and cooking, were rushing around the base to get things in order. Pouring tea and coffee by gallons for early birds preparing to leave for missions, and late owls returning back. Bandages here, reports there. Someone was hitting the printer to get it to print faster, while another was crying in the corner over a pile of broken guns. 

The ordinary commotion-filled existence. 

You made your way quickly through the hallways. The smell of coffee made you feel nauseous, all the running was making you dizzy and yelling was giving you a headache. Still people made sure to step out of your way as you passed and only a few attempted some small talk, which you waved off apologetically. Once you turned a corner towards Dazai’s office, you could see several mafia members outside, their eyes flickering from the watch on their wrist to the paperwork in their hands. They were waiting for their turn to speak to the boss.  Brushing past them you reached up and rapped your knuckles against the wooden door. Growing impatient you knocked again.

A moment passed before a stern ‘enter’ echoed out into the hallway, making the mafia closest to you move towards you  intending to enter with you. You didn’t spare them a glance as you entered your lover's office, closing the door firmly behind yourself in their face. They were waiting before- they wouldn’t die from waiting a little longer. 

You took a deep breath as you eyed the dark space. The window was closed with the curtains and the only light came from a small lamp stationed on the large oak table directly opposite the door. The massive oak desk was the only thing separating you from Dazai. There were no chairs in the room aside from the one Dazai was using and a single couch in the very corner to the side, partially hidden behind a bookshelf. You knew from before that behind that bookshelf was a smaller room with a fireplace, a tiny glass table and that ugly green couch you used to always complain about. You wondered if it was still there, half longing towards the velvety material. Or maybe it was the memory of laying crammed together with Dazai on it, naked and sweaty, that you actually missed. 

“ What do you need?” Dazai asked you, finally breaking the silence. There was no malice in his voice but no love either. You wondered how long ago he stopped seeing you as his partner and lover and more as a responsibility. You wondered if he’d speak the same way to your child too. The feeling of melancholy grew deeper as you moved towards him, staying silent until you stood right beside him. 

“ Dazai we need to talk” you said, placing your hand on top of his hand, halting his writing. His fingers twitched slightly underneath your touch, his grip tightening on the pen. He didn’t let it go. You watched the drop of ink gather in the same place in the report, growing bigger and bigger. 

“ It can wait, can’t it?” he barely spared you a glance as his hand twitched again, eager to continue writing. You wondered when things had come to this- when the childhood adoration turned into obligation- when love dulled to the point reports were more important than you?

“ No it can't.” You let a bit of urgency slip into your voice, praying that it would tug on whatever strings in his heart that still held warmths for you. Instead of his attention, you got an exasperated sigh. 

“ Y/N I have a meeting in five minutes” he motioned his second hand towards the paperwork as if you had somehow missed the pile with reports, another pile containing files on mafia members, a third pile with the cost and pay slips, a final pile with upcoming missions that were yet to be assigned. 

“ Then cancel it!”  

You watched Dazai close his eyes and take a deep breath as if you were asking the world from him. You didn’t back down, staring intensely at him, not breaking your concentration even as there came another knock at the door. When neither of you answered, the door opened and a senior member entered the office, a report in one hand while his second was frozen on the doorknob. He was clearly not expecting to see you in Dazai’s office. 

“ We’ll speak at lunch” Dazai finally stated as he shook your hand off his own and turned back to writing. With his other hand he motioned for the mafia member to come closer, indicating where to place his written assessment before he’d be giving the brief summary in person. As the man's eyes flickered to you, you could feel your cheeks growing warm. 

You were overstaying your welcome. 

Raising your head higher you headed for the door, pausing only when you were about to step outside. “ Please don’t be late, it's really important, Dazai. I won’t have the opportunity to discuss this another time” your glanced back at him, hoping to see any kind of confirmation that he’d be there to meet you for lunch. When he gave you none you walked back out into the hallway leaving the door opened behind you.  

You did your best not to feel humiliated. 

Heading back to your room you paused only long enough to catch one of the ordinary staff and inform her that you and Dazai would be eating lunch in your room today. You were also careful to request a very special meal for you both, avoiding ingredients you knew made you nauseous or could be harmful for the growing being in your stomach. Wife-tales or not, until you made your decision you intended to be extra cautious. 

Once back in the silence of your room, you moved towards the bed and laid down. There were about six hours left until lunch and your intention was to try and sleep at least four of them away. Five hours later, sleep had still not come. At hour six you were newly showered and dressed in a gorgeous little black dress that clung to your chest, a big bow drawing all the attention, leaving the rest of the material to hang loosely around your stomach and all the way down to your knees. Over it you had a simple black bolero. Your hair was up in an elegant bun with a handful of strands framing your face. You had even gone so far as to apply make up, the lush red lips matching the dark red of your fingernails. 

The maid you had spoken to earlier was giving you envious glances as you sat at the small glass table. A light lunch was placed in front of you accompanied with a glass of plain water for you and a small bottle of champagne for Dazai. 

Either to celebrate or to drown sorrows in. 

The maid left the small wagon not too far away with the rest of the things you requested before she trotted out of the room. The time was 12:30 and Dazai was nowhere in sight. You did your best not to glance at the clock every minute, not to count seconds in your head. 

As the clock finally hit two PM you stood up, tossing your bolero into your empty seat. You headed back to your bed and the bedside table, opening the top draw. You pulled out your wallet, documents and car keys before pushing the positive pregnancy tests into the draw. 

Tears strung at your eyes at the sight of them. 

Turning your face away you took a steadying breath, half hoping that Dazai would burst through the door with a flustered look on his face, apologies pouring out of his lips. But the door remained closed with no sight of your lover anywhere. Unable to take the waiting any longer you headed out of your room and towards the garage where your car was parked. You sat there for another half an hour in hopes that he’d call or text you. When nothing happened you let out a scream of anguish, a combined feeling of anger and betrayal fueling your actions. 

The clock shone 14;36 and you knew you couldn’t possibly wait any longer. 

You turned on your vehicle and pulled out of the garage, heading towards one of the few operational abortion clinics in the city. The entire drive your eyes were shifting towards the phone, sincerely hoping that Dazai would call you. That he’d ask for you, beg you to come back and plead for a chance to talk about it. You fantasized him grasping onto you, on his knees with his face buried into your stomach whispering sweet promises about doing better. Promising you that things would go back to the way they were. 

Yet as the phone remained silent and the clinic drew closer you understood that it was not going to happen. Dazai was not going to call you, either because he didn’t care enough about you compared to work, or because he actually didn’t want the child you made together. The thought stung and filled you with a sense of confirmation that you were doing the right thing, for all of you. 

Still it was a heavy decision and one that left you crying for longer and harder than you ever had in your entire life, uttering meaningless apologies, followed by curses towards yourself. You cried and cried as you arrived at the clinic moments before it closed, as you met your doctor who was the first to tell you about your pregnancy, and then after the appointment when you sat in your car, with those bloody tears that still wouldn’t stop falling. You stayed there alone in the parking lot as hours ticked away, one by one until darkness fell. Only then did you finally start the car, driving back in a daze, running red lights and stopping at green ones. It was good there was little to no traffic. You managed to get back safely though you didn’t know how much point there was in that. You didn’t know what to expect when you got back or if you wanted to go back. Still you gathered your things, locked your car and headed back towards your chambers, not once glancing at a single mafia member which passed you by. 

For once none of them tried to talk to you. 

Entering your room you were startled to see Dazai sitting on the edge of your bed, the opened bottle of champagne in one hand and the plastic package containing baby carrots in his other. On top of the bedside drawer laid three positive pregnancy tests, not how you left them.

Your eyes drifted away from Dazai and towards the table where the food from your earlier lunch still stood untouched. The bolero you carelessly tossed in your chair was now hung over the back of it. If you stare long enough you could almost envision your few-hours-younger-self sitting in that chair, your head in your hand as you stared out of the window into the bright blue sky. Naively hoping and praying that he would keep his promise, that he cared. 

So foolish. 

“ Y/N, is there something you want to tell me?” Dazai asked as he finally stood up, leaving behind the champaign and carrots, and walked over to you. You stubbornly refused to look at him. From your perspective there was nothing more you had to stay to him. “ Y/N?” 

A bitter smile tugged on your lips as you turned and stared blankly at him. There were no tears left in you to cry. Just a bitter numbness that ached away at your very soul. “ It’s too late.” you whispered, as Dazai took your icy hands between his own warm ones, raising them to his lips, blowing softly onto the fingertips. There was a gentleness in the action you forgot he was capable of. 

Oh if only he’d held your hands like this just a few hours earlier. 

[doukeshi-kun]

First off, your little fic was cute af. Domestic Kolya stuff makes me go bonkers, go crazy go stupid. Jumping off the walls. Make a wife out of that man

But I also wanna throw out there, I strongly believe despite his goals and motives, he'd be an amazing father. Like imagine, him and small kids that he helped make and they look and act like him. He'd have a blast bro I don't doubt it. Imagine the literal circus of chaos he would make with them, but the happy smiles and giggles they all would share. Amazing, precious. Oh lordy, imagine he brings them to "work" with him. Of course, these kids would not grow into being wonderful citizens of society lmfao, but the imagine of him bonding with his own children (that he 100% calls his little clown army or something) is honestly precious. The domestic stuff even would be so much cuteness I couldn't take it. I would gladly pop out this man's kids no doubt, on god, dead ass legitness

RIGHT YOU GET ME QUIN YOU ALWAYS GET ME😫💞💞💞💞💞 HE'LL BE THE BEST FATHER IF ONLY HE'S NOT THAT FIXATED ON HIS GOAL😭😭

i believe he doesn't have strong opinions on children. like, he doesn't actively like kids or play with anyone but he makes that exception on for his kids awww

AND HIM CALLING HIS CHILDREN LITTLE CLOWN ARMY WAGH SO PRECIOUS 😭💞 imagine them wearing mini eccentric clothes like him and he calls them to line up in front of him to brief what kind of fkin chaos they can do today hsgshdsh

i feel like nikolai's been independent for so long that he's very decent in basic chores. with his minions, he would certainly teach them how to do house chores so he can mess around with you instead lmao

the only downside is that, since he has a very complex mindset and questionable morales, i do think he will influence his kids, one way or another. there's a good chance that his children would grow up to be very morally grey. but worry not, he would even threaten his own kids to be nice to you.

he is gonna be a big manchild dad, i'm sure😍

aghhh i love this concept sm! 🌃anon used to send a couple ask where nikolai's a dad and reader is his daughter's friend mueheh

[pretty-oooodd]

BSD men with a punk s/o!!

Featuring: Dazai, Chūya, Atsushi, Ranpo, Kunikida, Akutagawa, Sigma, Fyodor, Nikolai.

TW/CW: no tw, this is a fluff "domestic" one. Mention of tattoos, piercings. Let me know if you want me to add more (bc I'm not really practical with tws).

Enjoy <3!!

DAZAI is the kind of guy that's always been interested in these kinds of subcultures, especially punk, but he didn't really had the reasons or will to get into it.

He likes the trash pants, the one full of patches, chains and tears.

But his absolute favorites are the skinny ones full of tears, with fishnets underneath them.

He's a big tease, so he would really have fun poking the holes in his s/o's clothes. Especially the ones on their tights.

You have tattoos? Cool, give him sharpies (Crayola ones) and he'll color your tats.

Piercing on your lips? He'll make sure to lick it when he kisses you.

Ow come on, our buddy CHŪYA is a punk soul.

Argue with the wall.

He listens to punk music with his HEART.

And kinda likes the clothing, he just prefers his elegant attire.

So, if his s/o is punk he will love it. Absolutely admire you for your style and strong ideals, bc let's not forget what punk is abt!!

If you have tattoo sleeves, especially flowers, he STANS.

Nose piercings and studs lover here. He himself wants a nose piercing.

If you wear the same size clothes, he maybe steal something from your closet.

Would probably bring you to a concert.

ATSUSHI is so soft and probably doesn't like studs but he would never offend you ^^

He wasn't really interested or educated on this community before meeting you.

He learned the lace code just for you!!

Doesn't really understand and like the music, but supports you and everything you like!

He LOVES your tattoos! He thinks they are so cool.

If you have piercings he will make sure to learn how to clean them and help you with it.

RANPO thinks that your style is interesting but doesn't really mind it.

If you're a messy, chaotic person, you will get along.

If you have one of those wonderful haircuts like Mohawks or just bright hair color he will absolutely love it.

Likes playing with your hair and coloring your tattoos.

The patches in your pants and vests are his favorite parts.

Doesn't listen much music in general, so punk isn't really his problem anyway.

LMAOOO, HOW???

I still haven't understood what's KUNIKIDA's "ideal woman".

Btw, he isn't a fan of punk or these cultures in general but likes you anyway.

Considers tattoos and piercings (everything abt this style) "unprofessional".

And he will tell you but there's nothing he can do abt it.

We stan a punk monarch.

Will always be the one to remember you to clean and treat your tats and piercings.

Kinda likes the dedication you put into styling your own clothes and hair.

And he likes the fact that the community expresses its ideals too.

Bro doesn't care.

Lord give him two shits to give pls.

Jkjk, AKUTAGAWA kinda likes the "aggressive" style.

He's into the metal music probably idk.

Likes the studs and boots with platforms.

Likes to sew the patches on your vests and pants.

Piercings like nose bridge are his absolute favorites!!

You shaved your eyebrows for him, how sweet.

He's an introvert but the moshpit would be his natural habitat, just to let the rage out.

Poor man, SIGMA got scared the first time he saw you.

He doesn't fully understand the "use" or "meaning" of this style but he's learning.

Not a fan of the music but loves you, so he will listen something if you ask him.

He likes your tattoos, as he thinks of them as a form of art that makes you unique.

Piercings aren't his thing tho. Really doesn't understand them but loves earrings.

You two probably have some matching sets of earrings.

He finds punks intimidating but in a good way.

HOW PT. 2?????? WHAT?

I mean, I think FYODOR's kinda into metal and goth things but punk???

Punk really isn't his thing.

Doesn't like piercings, idk.

But tats are a form of art for him, just like painting.

He appreciates your dedication to the ideals even if he doesn't fully agree sometimes.

His favorite parts of your outfits are the boots!

He probably likes your hair too, bc they're particular.

Doesn't like the concerts so he won't come with you.

He probably looks cool af in a leather jacket with studs.

NIKOLAI is a biiig tease.

He likes to play with your hair and piercings.

He's the prime example of man child: give him sharpies and he will color your tats gladly.

Probably wants to get a piercing just like his s/o!!

He dies your hair. You have no escape from this.

Skinny jeans fan!!

Nikolai isn't really into punk music but likes early 2000s emo culture (early Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy).

My boy will torment you if you don't let him try your clothes on.

[topzsun]

ASTRAL EXPRESS IS NOW BOARDING !

a selfship/oc server themed after the Astral Express from the hit game Honkai: Star Rail. We accept multifandom as well! The server is for users 17 years and over.

Hi everyone! My friend @doeflra and I have decided to start a selfship server with the theme of Honkai: Star Rail. While we may be based after the Astral Express, we are welcoming to selfshippers from all sorts of different fandoms!

Join us if you want: 𓇻 personal channels 𓇻 separate spaces for sharers and non-sharers/selective sharers 𓇻 nsfw spaces for adults, separated from minors 𓇻 a place to connect with fans from all sorts of different media. In saying this, however, we do not allow the following people to join: ✗ people who fit the basic dni criteria ✗ zionists/supporters of israel/so-called "neutrals" ✗ proshippers/anti-anti/any adjacent labels ✗ dark content creators, or people who talk about dark content ✗ people under 17 years of age ✗ fans of the following media: harry potter, attack on titan, hazbin hotel and dsmp.

Here is the link! Keep in mind, however, that you have to share at least one social to either me or grey for verification purposes. Hope to see the new passengers!

[distortedataraxia]

Hi! Uhhm I was wondering if I could ask for a BSD matchup?? I've never done any requests or stuff like this before but I've seen some other people do this and wanted to try so uhh yeah ofc it's alright with you don't wanna do this!!

So I'm 164cm tall and have a pear body shape, I'm also a little chubby. I have short hair and my natural hair colour is a light brown but I dyed my hair to a very dark brown/black...does that make sense???

I'm INFP and a Cancer and my Ennegram type is 4w5 but my friends say 4w3 fits also really well

I'm short sighted and can see ok without my glasses I were them most of the time but sometimes I forget them or give them to my friend since she needs glasses too but doesn't have her own

I'm Bisexual and use She/They pronouns...I'm also really affectionate my love language is a mix between Physical touch, Receiving Gifts and Words of Affirmation...I guess it mostly depends on the person my friend for example doesn't like Physical touch much which I respect!! So I always give her a lot of small gifts and tell her how happy I'am to have her!! For people who like affection more lots of hugs...for me personally it's important that those I care about know how much they mean to me even if they don't give me the same love and attention back :)

I actually prefer to be alone but don't mind people I'm a little quiet when you first get to know me and don't talk much about myself, I don't like talking about myself in general because I don't want to annoy or bother anyone. I have slight trust issues but at the same time open up really quick and get attached to people really easy which kinda annoys me T^T

Idk if this is enough or too much but this is what I always saw others do so yeah qwq"" again if you don't want to do this you don't have to!!

Author notr : Hello ! Firstly i'd like to deeply apologize for the time taken :') and secondly i hope you'll enjoy this, and that this is good enough, despites the fact i'm sick, thank you for requesting and take care! ★

Now into the matchup ★

I pair you with...

Dazai!

Dazai

You said your love language is a mix of physical touch, receiving gifts and words of affirmations but that it mostly depends on the person you're with.

With Dazai, you'll see all of the aboves, but mostly physical touch.

So much that you may discover the concept of "hug burn-out"

It is important for you to show the person you care about that you love them - sadly with Dazai, you might feel like a thin wall seperates you from him in a way, all the things you don't know and all of his suicide attempts, but , you swear that by each day that passes, you can see a decrease in the number of his attempts, slowly

And that's why you're not going to give up on letting him know that you love him, even if he might have figured out already, without turning into an akutagawa kinnie of course, or are you?

i'm so sorry

Random compliments , hugs and gifts, he'll keep announcing that he doesn't deserve such a kind and beautiful person as you, so much that he wouldn't bear the thought of double-suicide with you because that would mean that he would cause your death.

Dazai will feel distant for a lot of time, but eventually, you'll see him soften to you

Mission let dazai know he's cared for and loved , i'll let it up to you to imagine that, i can imagine you having that mission on your list with Atsushi, you both could make "evil" plans together to surprise Dazai

You're an introvert, your MBTI let us know that atleast - Thanks to luck, Dazai, even while being the mess of a person he is, will let you have your alone time

And will spend that time missing you, by annoying kunikida or getting you a weird gift in his own ways.

Also, he steals ur glasses , be ready

You've got slight trust issues, and trusting Dazai may be a bit scary, knowing he had a past in the port mafia, and that it is hard to ever know anything about him, yet, you can't help but trust him and his silly smiles.

You're quiet when you don't know Dazai at first, which isn't much of a problem, Dazai will do most of the talking, and soon enough, you'll talk too.

Dazai doesn't talk much about himself, and you don't talk much about yourself too, Dazai will take notice of that and will let you indirectly know that he'd like to know more about you because he's interested, he'll figure most of it out though, but he'll still let you know you can never bother him or annoy him with your stories.

How did you two meet though?

Well, one day you woke up and chose the outside world, went ouside,ended up crossing the path of a port mafia member, crazy story i'm telling you, he was suicidal, abilities manifested and you ended up having no choice but join the port mafia, to cope with your despair you'd go to lupin bar and ended up hanging out with dazai ango and oda, You first feared Dazai and life was feeling heavy because working in the port mafia was hard, but then it became a bit more bearable. And of course the day oda died you both escaped the port mafia bride-style and ended up joining the armed detective agency-

I'm so sorry this is my tired's brain results

Anyways, you both will always be there for each other, and that's what matters most

You also started dating one day after a confession, where oda's grave lied, and mostly thirdwheeled

I'm so sorry-

[elvestoneanzelote1]

Can I request a scenario or head cannons with yandere akutagawa and how he and s/o about their day together?

𝘈:𝘯- 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘎 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦! 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸.

𝘋𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪c 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘚𝘋 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘥.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘈𝘬𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘸𝘢 𝘹 𝘴/𝘰

𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯.

They/them is used.

𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱:

As ᴀᴄǫᴜᴀɪɴᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ.

*one of them may have developed a slight crush on each other.

*As Acquaintance Akutagawa treat S/o as usual as he was to the others but... There are some tiny bit of his softness towards them.

*it is either lingering gaze or quiet comment in the end for them to hear. But it may come up as a warning though despite him trying to... Your know advice. (Spare this boy he doesn't know how to encourage the other)

*s/o can either be too scared of him and assume him hatting them.

*or... Some screw lose like Higuchi (no offense) may fall in love with him for it.

*It is either subtle walk in the evening scroll after a mission together (if).

*it is either s/o is strong enough to be on mission with him or intelligent enough to help him.

*let's just say s/o is intelligent (as I doubt he will take it well if s/o is stronger then him... He may be competitive and harder to approach)

*s/o words may rub in the wrong side of his idle but he eventually listens to s/o by calming down his anger as possible.

*either he respect them or he is in love with them

*expect an awkward silence in the atmosphere don't ignore him though! He may act he isn't listening but he is.

*maybe he isn't when you speak about theories and all stuff bubbling of scientic stuff and strategy.

*but he does listen when you involved him and pay attention to him in regard of yoje strategy.

*he does take glances at you but eventually doesn't back down when you took notice of his stare for few seconds and revert his attention again to somewhere else.

*S/o and Akutagawa mostly spend time whenever they are in missions or he need some help.

*which he will never say but s/o offers and all.

*he is stiff of a nut whenever you both talk otherwise of the mission.

*he doesn't mind S/o interacting to others during this time period.

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𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱:

*he visit s/o more now.

*he doesn't admit the friendship in work.

*he does get annoyed whenever s/o attention is taken away.

*Akutagawa during this level is neutrally I mean literally a switch.

*it is either he get pissed off and left due to jealousy whenever s/o are with someone else or.. He will drag s/o with him.

*during this stage of relationship Akutagawa will be concerning not too much but eventually buy things like medicine or sweets (if you are a fan of sweets) or even packed food from restaurant or store.

*both s/o and Akutagawa are mutually in good terms.

*S/o is unaware of Akutagawa jealousy.

*so does Akutagawa towards his feelings.

*In friendship stage s/o get to interact with Gin more in rather then work related.

*his concerns are not visible in others eyes unless you are close to him.

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𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱.

S/ᴏ ᴀɴᴅ Aᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ:

*In a healthy relationship Akutagawa and S/o make time for each other.

*but Akutagawa mostly focus on his work.

*it is either he isn't that obsessed over s/o and it... Is normally relationship between couples so... Yeah.

*expect for him to sometime forget anniversaries.

*despite the fact you both date for a year or two he will still keep it borderline for s/o

*they spend time often but the spark for s/o towards Akutagawa will be deemed.

*and most plans are made according to Akutagawa schedule not s/o.

*resulting the difference in the Friendship stage.

*yes they understand each other and are close but... The love of s/o will be lessen.

*they do love him dearly but... They would find it that he is not loving them much.

*conflicts? No it won't occurred as S/o is intelligent to take it slow.

*slowly drifted the relationship to let it break.

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Aᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ.

*if S/o doesn't know... that's a shocking.

*but... It can also make things better.

*expect their love been strong.

*s/o will do their best to give as much effort to Akutagawa.

*Despite the fact Akutagawa is over obsessed to the point to stalk.

*s/o will find it to their liking.

*Of the fact in his eyes they are only for him.

*s/o will be like the yandere one I suppose of the fact Akutagawa give it all what s/o wants.

*spending time and all are based on s/o schedule who make sure even Akutagawa schedule is check.

*in people eyes they are the most cutest couple +crying Higuchi.

*but... Akutagawa doesn't have to worry about s/o been unfaithful.

*because they wre intelligent enough to not sway themself for someone else.

*as long as he give all the attention and care... Border lining s/o boundaries he is fine.

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A:n- that's all take care.

[chuuminn]

SCREAMING- CRYING- CHUUMINN !!! LOOK, LOOK, ITS CHUUMINN !! (/) /// (\✿)

thank you so so much @clearwaffle (˶ ˘ ³˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶)

[dolliepiilled]

Short ‘n sweet ..

hi , hi , hi ! my name is Connie , and im a bit newer to f/o tumblr , although ive been lurking for a bit ..

i go by she / it / doll and any cute and sweet pronouns you can think of ~

im here to spread positivity and post about my f/os ! maybe post art every once in a while !

a few fandoms that im in are ..

my hero academia ..

jujutsu kaisen ..

demon slayer ..

bungo stray dogs ..

cod ..

fnaf ..

fnf ..

.. and more !! ( the ones bolded are my favorite ! >.< but i love all my fandoms !! )

here is my f/o list and my dni list !!

i will kind of post whenever i want , but i will reblog a lot of stuff , from so many different , amazing accounts !!

i hope you can enjoy my account , dear viewer ! Until next time !!

[decentgarbage]

I finally made a bsd oc

Idk what else to say bout him other than he’s a Demi Boy who is shipped w/ Ranpo lolol

BOYLIKERS!!!

[nelselfships]

✨✨TA DAAAA!! IM IN LOVE WITH THIS PIECE SO MUCH RIGHT NOW >v< and this is my first piece of me and fyodor, gosh were so cute y’all look✨