#brutal legends

[brimbrimbrimbrim]

I have seen like zero movies with adult metalheads, where they were serious characters and not just cartoonish joke of a character. Bit sad. 😥😤

I agree that there needs to be more of them. There's not a large pool of movies or media that give metalheads a fair(ish) take, BUT... I do have some stuff I wanna share that I love, and while some of it can feel cartoonish, it's not without its deep cuts either. Let me plead my case...

Airheads is a movie I will die for. It's got mother fucking Brendan Fraser in it, and it has one of the only roles that Steve Buscemi has played where I kinda wanted to fuck him... Adam Sandler is fine in it, too, oddly enough. And it's just a totally underrated movie I feel like everyone has heard of but rarely watched.

Lords of Chaos flew under my radar for many years until my best buddy @gomakeawaffle forced me to watch it. It's quiet, heavy, metal as fuck, and does an amazing job of telling about the band Mayhem. The aesthetics alone are worth the watch.

Okay, Deathgasm is cute and fun, and I'll die on this hill. I've seen so many people get into this movie, spot the preppy blonde and turn it off. Like... if they had just watched another 15 minutes, they'd see that chick turn into a metal-loving battle maiden wielding a fire axe against demons. It's hilarious and adorable, and it's just plain fucking fun. It's also probably got the best metalhead rep of them all.

Wayne's World... enough said... (That Alice Cooper Scene. LOL)

Is Brutal Legends over the top? Yes. Is it stupid? Yes. Does it have an amazing soundtrack? Yes. Is it a love letter to all metalheads everywhere? YES. This game is the fucking shit, and it's still fun a fuck to play now as it was on the 360. Eddie is just... ugh, such a fucking charmer (how can you not love Jack Black too??)

I've been watching Metalocalypse since it first aired on Adult Swim, and I even got to meet Brendon Small (the voice of Nathan Splosion) while I was doing B-roll for Adult Swim Fest in my hometown in 2010. It doesn't have a very decent ending, so like... if no one's watched it, be warned going in. They canceled it, then came back and tried to wrap it up with a long final episode that was pretty meh. Every episode is basically a loose plot followed by a song number and a blood bath, but there's some fun behind-the-scenes manipulation plot that's a blast as it goes on. Also... GILFs... and a spikey codpiece...

Alright, Onward has nothing to do with metal, but it's got one of the most lovable metalheads I've ever seen. I feel like Barley is a culmination of every metalhead I knew in high school. Fuckin' dork, lovable, just are unapologetically themselves. Also, Gwendoline does have a sweet-ass paint job.

I mean... Stranger Things really had some rough times, but Eddie Munson stole everyone's hearts, so like... Hnnnn, he's just utter perfection, right down to the musical high horse he charges into battle on. XD

Man... we need more metal content. If anyone has some stuff I should check out, PLEASE PLEASE let me know. <3

[slaanxsh]

I think I've posted this here before but just in case i didn't--

[karthedense]

Funniest thing about Brutal legends is the fact that Lars is a genuinely caring and inspiring leader

He's just dog shit at logistics and battle tactics

[the-fith-studio]

Hans and Connie as, what I believe, angels would look like in Brutal Legends.

[acetier]

link study dump feat. my fav armor set from totk!

[thenationofzaun]

Arcane writers: So then Jinx apologetically tells Caitlyn that she didn't know Caitlyn's mother was in the Council room :'(((( because Jinx is good now so that means she feels bad about killing Councilors!!! And she also suddenly has empathy for Caitlyn for reasons!! Then she gives a blatantly suicidal speech to Vi because she's depressed about Isha's death and leaves to obviously go off herself. Vi, who doesn't care about Isha's death at all, somehow interprets this as Jinx being an untrustworthy snake and regrets ever trusting her😡 how dare she refuse to help Piltover right?? So Vi tells her cop girlfriend how right she was about her psycho lying bitch of a sister, then she and Caitlyn start fucking in the same jail cell her sister was just contemplating suicide in. Oh and Caitlyn, who doesn't care that Jinx has escaped prison, reveals she was sleeping with someone else for months while Vi was having an alcoholic mental breakdown. But Vi like a good little trencher with no self respect doesn't mind and is just all about Caitlyn😍😜 Then they have fun playful sex with a spicy pop song playing while Jinx is fucking killing herself lol!!!

Me:

[natp20]

somewhere in the pits of hell, absolutely winning at the afterlife with his infernal multi-level marketing scheme, bill seacaster felt extremely proud of his darling boy

[shmlnbstrcnd]

[maybecordelia]

“its just a kids show!”

explain this then…

toph raised her kids to be fucking vicious

[nyaskitten]

BTW since we still do not know Lego's stance on the whole genocide Israel is doing, but we know Disney, a huge partner to Lego, is proudly pro-Israel, and Lego has made no efforts atm to denounce Disney's words nor pull any sets from any shelves.

I would recommend if you're a fan of ANY Lego media, watch it ILLEGALLY! If you wanna buy a cool Lego set, hold off on it, please, boycotting companies and not funding them CAN work, it CAN keep them down, I promise!

[jlemongrass]

[link-is-a-dork]

[asktheritochampion]

How does it feel to know deep down that Kohga is right? You're the most expendable champion. The only special thing about you is flying and archery, both of which Link can do without you using a fancy bow and a few pinecones tossed into a fire. Mipha can heal people from practically death, Daruk can shield you from a blow that would kill someone, and Urbosa can summon LITERAL lightning. But you do...what? Jump a bit higher than everyone else? THAT'S the extent of your lifes work?? Don't you feel a little bit pathetic? They're clearly only including you out of pity. Like I would be embaressed if I were you honestly.

...Clearly you are merely... jelous of my superior skills and talent.

I'll have you know I am the first and only Rito to...to master the winds and....my updraft is an impressive feat of.....and I'm the greatest archer of all the... what I can do is an artform, an unheard of labour of...

They're all just....jelous of me...because they can't fly they're stuck on the ground- you're just jelous of me- I could dispense of Ganon alone if I wanted to I don't even- I didn't-

I'm not expendable! They need me! I'm...they couldn't....without me they'd all just...that useless knight is...

I just....I have some....I'm going to hunt monsters for a while, don't bother me.

[ladykeyleth]

Paralyzed by fear. You want to turn your back and run, like you have all your lives. How do you expect to save the world if you can't even save yourselves?

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

I know this was technically forever ago on my part (since I’m halfway through ep 30), but I am still REELING over the whole Gideon love curse in episode 26. Mostly because Kremy was under the aladrin curse, and Gideon WILLINGLY mentioned that he loved Kremy’s regular form just as much as the aladrin form. And then, when the love curse eventually dissipated, the DM said “you see Kremy as the sniveling alligator that he is, but you still love him”

ALSO???? THE ODDLY CONVIENENT DICE ROLLS???? LIKE WITH THE MATCHING LOBSTER OUTFITS???? Also the fact that the rest of the Krew (Twig and Torbek included) took one look at them, and basically keep saying “oh my sweet fuck just kiss already”. Hell, that one snake NPC took one look at Gideon and essentially said “I know what you are”. Why else would she bring up “falling in love” specifically????

[bumblydumbly]

Crazy how people buy into the ‘Vander and Vi hero, Silco and Jinx villain’ thing like the writers didnt try so hard to tell you its not even close to being that simple