#bruh that is jumpscare

[carrot-felisidad]

Mo Dao Zu Shi is BL for us but it is foremost a tragedy, so the c-drama's main genre is tragedy and suffering and war crimes.

But if they ever make a c-drama for SVSSS, I want its genre to be the secondary genre I've seen of it. PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR

[ghostlyfirn]

yeah wahtever play the song that reminds me of how autistic i used to be over this motherfucker in sophomore year. hey guys remember when i was completely obsessed with magolor for like a consecutive 6 or 7 months and would ONLY draw him and almost nothing else. because i do.

[fatuismooches]

may i please eat il dottore

ya :3

[bigshot]

Spamton wouldn't really call it dumpster diving.

He's graduated from diving head first into literal garbage. Since arriving in the city he's had a vaguely steady income, he doesn't need to survive on food salvaged from trash cans and he can afford to be a little more picky about what he sells, but old habits die hard and reclaiming damaged products from behind businesses to resell isn't too bad a gig.

His latest hunting trip's got him slowly making his way down an alley near to an old dive bar. There's probably nothing good coming from such a cheap place, but he's been able to resell the fancier looking empty bottles before and he could always get lucky enough to find trinkets left behind by drunks.

Though... there's a problem.

A familiar man shaped lump is slumped facedown ahead of him, probably passed out drunk (as usual). Spamton stops dead in his tracks once he recognizes Brad's poncho, hesitating before finally turning back the way he came... and it's only a few steps in before he stops.

Part of him, the smart part, is screaming to leave the human be. Brad made it obvious that he wants nothing to do with him anymore and Spamton can hardly blame him, he'd have done the same if he was in Brad's shoes. He's honestly shocked it took so long.

But... another part, shriveled up and battered but still going strong, demands he do something. Anything.

Before he can think better of it, Spamton's moved to stand over Brad's passed out form. A million scenarios play out in his head all at once, from killing to maiming to kicking the bastard's teeth in, but when he readies a foot... he just presses it flat against Brad's side, rolling him onto his back with a rough shove.

"THOUGH TYOU COULD [playing hooky], [[$!%@#]]???!!?" Oh thank God, looks like he's breathing, "SKIPING W0RK!!!!!! NO BODY [[No Call, No Show]] ON SPAMT!SPAMNTON!!!!!!"

"GET UP!!!! GETUPGET UP GET UP!!!! I G0T A [Broken Bones?] TO PICK WOTH YOU!!! YUO [[$@+#]]ER!!1!!!"

@armstrongstyles

[triglycercule]

I Feel So Sigma! coming up with 13 different asks for a certain on vacation mutual but godDAMN how do people do this. but whatever. just to let yall know i am a KEYBOARD WARRIOR and if you ever need someone to spam your inbox,,,,, heh,,,, (smirks) call me XOXO (passes a note with a phone number (911))

[imjustheretomooch]

[fungisteri]

Heartbreaking: the straightest person you low-key hate from highschool pulled a gay partner

[the-sslimmest-shady]

BRUH IM SO PISSED I JUST SPENT LIKE HALF AN HOUR BURNING TWIN FANTASY ONTO A CD AND THE MP3 CONVERTER APPARENTLY CUT OUT THE MONOLOG IN NERVOUS YOUNG INHUMANS 😭😭😭

[lilybug-02]

Love how I jump scare myself when I’m making my CT Weird Route. Why must I do this.

[heartduct]

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[tomfrogisblue]

someone in missa's chat "necesito contexto"

BRO IT WOULD TAKE SO LONG TO GIVE EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF CONTEXT

[livelaughlovepedri]

we been knew but still im gonna shoot myself in the head

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

loved the fanfic, I had to :3 <3

dun giv me the fanks (thanks) it all goez tu newo cuz he did al da wurk :33 show sum lov ok???? fanks!!!!!!

IM PASSING AWAY FROM THE DRAWING

[flamefatalis]

People are already starting to set off fireworks. Why??

[nixy-nee-indo]

⚠LITERALLY NOT FOR KIDZ

[moonchild-in-blue]

What if we listened to Crown the Empire and made out a little? 🥺👉👈