#bruh smh fr fr

[autumn-applepie]

This was probably the worst trip back to my parents house ever but like, I just thought of something. When me and my dad fought, the computer was on and we were fighting in front on the computer...

I'm going to be very stupid (mainly because I'm desperately trying to keep my sanity intact), but it just makes me somewhat giggle that Kinito would've definitely killed my deadbeat dad after witnessing that scene, would've been awesome

[ableedingpromise]

Found out that my hand isn't supposed to hurt ans burn after iv 🙂 so basically all that pain was for nothing

[iceeericeee]

I wonder how many tags i can add on to this

[randomshipperhere]

Kana has been running circles in my mind since yesterday. I have not been able to stop thinking about her and searching for her and refreshing every app I have for anything new (it’s so uncharacteristic of me. I have like 2 hrs 10 mins. On Twitter in total and I don’t use that hoe for more than 10 minutes daily, if even). Even now after ep. 10 she’s still there. I am so willing to give up everything I have for her.

Anyways I have lots of ideas and reactions about it but short joke answer: LMAO Kana is pulling the Hoshino twins fr.

[the-stars-sigh-when-i-get-high]

My dog needs to stop taking after me…it’s disrespectful.☹️

[2067xenon]

Damn maybe I just wanted a hug…

[formulawolff]

✧˖° the little moments - t.w. ✧˖°

pairing: female! driver x toto wolff

summary: after a few weeks of seeing the team principal, you can’t help but post a few snapshots. after all, if no one can tell who he is, it won’t hurt. right?

a/n: i caved. perhaps i will posting some social media au content. i think it really just helps give some visuals since the reader is active on social media! the face claims are from various pinterest photos!

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goldengirl: maybe i’ll just stay here. forever.

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goldengirlforever: RUE, WHEN WAS THIS⁉️

f1fanboy282: and i was just planning our wedding today. smh.

alex_albon: 🤯

lilymhe: you’re telling me this is how we find out???

alex_albon: don’t worry, i’ll get the deets in the paddock for you ASAP

goldengirlforever: alex u rlly slay for that 💅🏻

danielricciardo: oh! 😀

dannyricfanpage: oh shit

f1luvrgirl: wait so ur tellin’ me that isn’t daniel?

danielricciardo: nope! not me!

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goldengirl: y’all are really goin’ feral rn in these comments.

lilymhe: because you’ve never mentioned this mystery man before! 🙄🤚🏻

goldengirl: isn’t this that the sole purpose of a soft launch? 🙄🤚🏻

f1hoetillidie: the girlies are fightinnnn 🍿

lilymhe: i promise we aren’t!!! i love her sm!!! she’s my pookie bear 🫶🏻

alex_albon: @lilymhe i thought i was your pookie bear 😢

lilymhe: @alex_albon ofc you are bby 😽

mercedesgirl172: why does that second pic kind of look like toto wolff….

totoslut: no because you’re right. i know my man & that rlly does look like him.

lewishamiltonfan9282: WAIT—

f1fan1989: they do follow each other…

hastalavistababy: and he liked the post…

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goldengirl added a posted to her story!

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goldengirl: and i will follow you into the dark

vettel08: wait a damn minute 🤨

smootheoperator: HELLO⁉️ mercedes liked the post⁉️

f1fanatic: there are rumors she’s signing with mercedes for 2025 and replacing lewis

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totoswife6272: ISN’T THIS MAN HAPPILY MARRIED? HOW MANY CHAPTERS DID WE MISS?

smoothoperator: fr i need susie to comment on all of this nonsense cause wtf

f1fangirly01: ummm.. he has kids too..

totoswife6272: now we def need susie to make a statement cause wtf

hastalavistababy: bruh someone needs to get this shit to the fia. surely that’s not ok.

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lilymhe: you guys are adorable!!! i wish ppl would just mind their business and be happy for you.

goldengirl: they don’t even know who this man is and they’re threatening to end my career lmfao

lilymhe: gotta love your fans! :’)

goldengirlforever: you guys are so cute!!! and to the rest of you… JAIL! 👹

justaninchident: toto literally just posted his wife & kids a few minutes ago. these ppl are reachinggggg

goldengirlforever: right!!! they’re just jealous or something!

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danielricciardo: as long as you’re happy 🫠

birdsofafeather: oh daniel :(

landonorris: don’t worry danny baby, you still have me <3

landostan4life: LANDO PLS—

alex_albon: when do i get to meet said mystery man? 🤨

goldengirl: one day, i promise

lilymhe: as long as i get to meet him before alex!!

goldengirl: hehehehe okie :)

williamsracing: we would also like to meet this mystery man!! @goldengirl you should bring him to the paddock one day! 👏🏻

alexandrasaintmleux: my heart!!! 🥹

[dragoncxv360]

Oh both of those are good fics imo

I'll list some of my personal recs under the cut if anyone is interested (sorry if this is like unwanted or anything, Dana)

Connection by spicy-soup is inspired by Eclipse Meets His Match (rated E, 1 chapter)

Home Far Away by ThatCrazyChick was inspired by Stress Relief (rated E, 1 chapter)

Boredom On The SolarBot Solitary Block by anonymous (it's listed as part of a series but the series is just sams fics by that anon author, they aren't actually connected stories) (rated E, 1 chapter)

Wait man is that really it? Huh, I guess so

Wait nvm I forgot I had more to write XD (I was switching between tumblr and ao3 so my brain kinda just went blank and I forgot what I was gonna write)

Instead of recing each individual fic I like by them I'll just give a general rec for more of Dtpixel's fics (person who wrote Stress Relief) (do be wary of the tags on them tho as some of them are darker and deal with heavy topics)

Aaa I love the ideas you guys have for Automaton Heart Au! (Or double Eclipse)

About OG! Eclipse and Sun having an agreement could it be that it's similar to that specific fanfic about.. dealing with overflowing emotions?

Are there fanfics that you could recommend for Solar/Moon or Eclipse/Sun fans?

Are there plans for a fanfic for this Au?

(I hope the many questions don't bother you!)

Awwww thanks! Glad you like it!

And yes it is similar to that... (ahem) one fic I read... awhile ago... about stress relief... purposes... perhaps.

As of right now I only have one recommendation and that's "Eclipse Meets his Match" by TheInfamousDoctorF

Which Sun adopts Eclipse like a lost puppy and Eclipse has horny aggression down bad.

You know where something is so cute you need to punch it?

That with Eclipse and his libido but five times worse.

Solar also ran away from his home dimension, because in this fic, Solar's Moon merged with his Killcode. His Killcode and Moon became one, and turned feral and violent and he barely escaped with his life. Moon agrees he can live at their place from now on. (idk what'll happen with that.)

Sunlo also appears in it and is a pretty prominent character. (The Sun who is lonely. The dimension without a Moon. Where Moon never existed and he was scrapped in the testing phase)

It's a pretty good fic, Good slowburn tension but it's rated Explicit for a reason, so keep that in mind.

I don't read a lot of DCA fics right now, especially sun and moon show fics so I don't have any higher recommendations then that one at the moment.

As of right now, there's not any plans to currently make it a fic, but I wouldn't rule it out. I'm just keeping it on the back burner for now in posts and sometimes @witchysolfan draws or animates things when the mood strikes them.

[agendabymooner]

newsflash ! pierre g. x ofc (singer!ofc)

“i ain’t interested in being a pretty name on your list.”

summary: somebody’s got to humble pierre gasly; enter ensley soleil, a musician who happens to be a friend of a friend of a friend. OR ensley has already written a line or two in songs about a boy like him, but pierre wants to prove to his crush that being ‘liked by pierregasly’ also means that he’ll pursue her like a man she never knew existed.

content warning: willne and rich brian appearance, middleman!lando, “liked by pierregasly” 🤓, use of explicit language, mentions of cheating/past relationship (unnamed ex)

note: talking to a guy so here’s a content hehe (also i noticed you guys liked the sebastian vettel one… good because i would have cried tbh. might update colour me your colour next, then i’m gonna try to update the daniel ricciardo wedding mini series).

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willne you should come back to uk tbh 🙈 liked by ensoleil

ensoleil i’m quite happy here thx :)

user1 WELCOME BACK TO LONDON ENSLEY !!!!

user2 ok but that man fumbled real hard though 🚩

user3 that man bagged a baddie and cheated on her??? a shame smh

user4 “liked by pierregasly” 💀

user5 as a henny and f1 fan, wtf pierre

user6 pear noticed her post??? bruh. landonorris ain’t that your friend?

user7 how are henny and lando connected?

user6 ensley is friend’s with willne, who is lando’s friend. she’s made an appearance or two in a quadrant video before.

user7 ok but like she lucky tho

user8 she and many girls alright.

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user1 how far out*** OOOH YOU FUMBLED THIS ONE PIERRE

charles_leclerc i am so sorry for the chances that you will never have after messing up her lyrics

user2 the tote bag, the booktok and LANA DEL REY??? mans down bad fr liked by pierregasly

user3 you’re really working hard huh pierre 😭 liked by pierregasly

pierregasly take every shot you are given, am i not right? 👌

yukitsunoda0511 you’re working too hard pierre 👎

maxverstappen1 because you’re already her favourite 🤣 pierre isn’t even allowed to breathe in her direction

user4 it’s true; i was the glass of daiquiri whenever henny sent him a death glare. mans v persistent tho so mad respect to him

ensoleil you really won’t stop will you, you baguette? liked by pierregasly

pierregasly that’s the least stereotypical shit i’ve ever heard from you and you called me remy from ratatouille

ensoleil sorry 🤓 do u want me to kiss it better

pierregasly no 😊 a date would be really nice though

user5 NAW THIS MAN THINKS HE SLICK

[dailycupofcreativitea]

People using Palestine as a pick up line/as their dating prompts on dating apps makes me feel some kind of not very good way 🤨

"Together we could: Free Palestine"

"This year, I want to: See a free Palestine"

"If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right: wanting Palestine to be free"

"My green flags: 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸" (EDIT: this is showing up as PSPSPS on Tumblr web which is kind of funny but it's supposed to be the Palestine flag three times)

"I'll pick the topic if you start the conversation: Why Palestine should be free"

Supporting Palestinians is not a catchy pick up line it's just common sense 😭🙏 I understand wanting to make sure your partner has the same views as you but BUDDY we're Muslims dating Muslims why WOULDN'T we care about Palestinians 🤨

Someone sent me a comment like "What a coincidence it is to match with [my name] with what's going on in Palestine!" (where my name operates as a kind of pun/reference to the events) and it's like...bruh I am not giggling and blushing and wanting to match with you! I am frankly horrified!

Dating apps are a joke fr want to delete them again smh

[underlash-owl]

opp opp opp ur an opp opp opp

OPP DETECTED ‼️‼️‼️

OPP ALERT‼️‼️

everytime u breathe ur aura declines -10000 per second

ur not skibidi baby gronk hawk tuah demure bruh like fr get ur aura up before speaking to me

smh

does it look like i give a fuck.

[joujiwashington]

No, doc, my brothers never behave... they sometimes go dormant and leave me alone leading me into some false sense of security, but then they come back and cause all sorts of havoc and mayhem. It’s mainly just my older brothers that like to judge me and put in their two cents all the time, but that’s besides the point right now.

And I’ve been doing okay! I’m just trying to enjoy my winter break before the spring semester starts. I was looking forward to doing more stuff outside, but it’s been storming where I’ve been living lately, so I’ve been staying inside and trying to keep myself busy. I think this winter season just made me realize how much I don’t like the gloominess of the rain all the time, you know?

**I think the last time we talked, I was telling you how my brothers’ were irritating me for the umpteenth time that day.

(I accidentally sent the last ask without finishing it by mistake T-T. Sorry)

Oh hello. Yes, I remember. I hope they're behaving now. How are you?

[sunnysideaeggs]

hi it’s sunny, back with episode 7 analysis 🥰✨ read if you like, long post and all that. have a great day loves!

i really like the embroidery of sunfyre and meleys side by side, who’s the man with the sword, criston?

take a shot every time rhaenyra reminds the characters that ‘she’s queen’ 🤡🤡🤡 anyone that says they’re king is no true king or whatever tywin said

orwyle and alicent gossiping, alexa play girl so confusing by charli xcx

she gave everything and it wasn’t enough, because viserys never intended for her blood to matter and not aemond doesn’t care about her words

when will otto bring his cats? :( the rats are out of control

aemond continues to undo everything aegon did, including the naming of his kingsguard. can’t be plotting against the king when his friends are around.

jasper and larys, two bad bitches plotting together. battle of brains and curls.

funny that the woman with three bastards forgot that people have bastards lol. idk if they did that to make her naive or what

somehow rhae twists her life-long privilege to have bastards and not end up dead as a affront on poor her, so disenfranchised and helpless :( lmao

it irks me that daemon is called ‘king consort’ instead of ‘prince consort’. how am i supposed to trust this show as politically accurate if they don’t even use the proper title

where is oscar’s regent? do they think that kids and teens were really commanding armies? robb is an exception not the rule

finally some politicking in the black side. that kid is so cat and i love him already lol.

the king is in pain :( orwyle ily but chiropractic treatment needs to wait for a bit.

larys just barging in, i have two thoughts: 1) nobody respects the king’s orders and does whatever they want, 2) larys thought aegon was being killed and interrupted it.

also who tf is that kingsguard that just stands by instead of helping the king? smh must be an aemond plant

didn’t the grand maester had nurses or something that could be helping? also the kingsguard could but aemond just replaced egg’s friends with his own loyalists

there is no way in hell that they’re letting alicent just go on a camping trip in the woods alone, just after the riot of the sept. wtf?

not jace being butchered so his mother can look good 💀 he was the one with the idea, now he’s classist? be fr

he raises good points though

ooooh finally some exploration on jace! rhaenyra didn’t think shit about politics when she got involved with harwin, they both thought with the pants not about what issues would it cause to jace

bruh hugh son of saera? are we supposed to believe that she ended up in a flea bottom brothel instead of a luxurious pleasure house in lys?

lmao the dragon keepers unionizing against andals. no songs for vermithor? do the dragons just accept commands from any targaryen or is rhae rhae special?

rhaenyra in front of the mouth of a bronze dragon is peak foreshadowing lol (if they butcher it i will riot)

that poor first guy, he had obvious burn scars and was scared yet tried to claim a dragon and got killed. he might’ve done better with another dragon but he didn’t get to pick hmm?

leaving smallfolk to die, so fun!

i like to think that this scene is what makes hugh betray the blacks later. he learned that the queen he supported didn’t care about his kind so why should he care about hers

aemond is hot. i hate him but he’s hot.

bruh the three dragons together look kinda silly but go off ig

i don’t think they will be able to convey the dance with only one season more

they’re probably doing it because after the reviews of s2 hbo doesn’t want more money wasted in a fanfic

HELAENA RIDING INTO BATTLE LETS GOOO!

i am so impressionable lol

[prismsofmystery]

Part 2 of too many questions hehe

More questions for Rosebelle

11. Who does she trust the most?

12. If she could unalive one person without facing ANY consequences, who would she pick?

13. How messy would her bedroom be?

14. Does she enjoy school? Is she smart or nah?

15. How Would she and Anatolii react if Spencer ever were to commit a crime (totally random question)

16. What would she give Anatolii or Spencer for christmas/their birthdays?

17. Whats her opinion on lying? And does she lie a lot?

18. What job does she want when she grows up?

19. Whats her mbti personality type? (Weird question ik (Spencer is ENFP))

20. What was her first impression on her partners (like when the 3 of em first met

And as more torture /hj, here’s some scribblesoccer questions

I just want ur opinion/thoughts on these questions

1. Who confessed first and how’d it happen

2. Who’s place do they hang out at the most (prob Spence’s place but I just want ur opinion)

3. How often do the 3 of em fight

She'd probably trust her mother the most. Charlie's a piece of shit too but Rosebelle isn't too concerned about what Charlie thinks of her that much so she has no filter around her mother.

The pastor Gerald, her father.

It wouldn't be too messy unless she gets carried away with painting or something so it's pretty neat.

She's really smart but fucking despises school bruh.

She'd still support him unless the crime was against a mother or child. Anatolii would be wary but figures he has his reasons.

She'd either give them something she crafted like a crocheted soccer ball or something, maybe even a plushy or two, or something she baked..

She understands lying to spare a person's feelings but draws the line at anything else. She doesn't lie a lot but when it comes to her health all of the sudden she's a typewriter.

She would definitely be a baker. or a chef (fat ass)

ISTP ofc.

She thought Anatolii was an emo and Spencer was wayyy out of her league. She'd be scared to approach them directly for a while.

oh dear here we go fr

Spencer probably did. Bro was gushing all over the place about Ana and Rose thinking he was alone and Rosebelle was like "damn me too" Anatolii gave him a thumbs up and then they became lovers fr.

Spencer's or Anatolii's. Anywhere that ISN'T Rosebelle's house.I feel like they frequent between those two.

What a cruel question. Uhh they probably wouldn't argue much if at all. Rosebelle doesn't like conflict and has enough of that at home waiting for her. Anatolii just doesn't like to bother with arguing unless his father or mother are involved somehow smh.

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I just had this dream of like- you know the upside down kiss scene from the original spider man movies with Tobey Miguire (I hope I spelled that right, it’s 6:30 in the morning and I just woke up and wanted to share this) but like I don’t know if it’s been done artwork wise or fanfic wise, but picture if you will: Toolshed using a tape measure to reenact this scene with Human Kite. Whump bonus if the tape measure breaks and he falls and/or plot twist he’s actually caught and stuck in it but too stubborn to admit it.

Only to get lectured by Kite but also peppered in kisses because Kyle cannot for the life of him stay mad at his man.

Bonus #2 if he lands on his shoulder if he falls.

Thank you for you time.

BRUH YES!!! You just made me so fucking happy with this. (Especially the second bonus u knew what u were doing with that bless you my child)

I love me some kiteshed I should really write more of their superhero alters. I think I’ve only done 5 (?) with TFBW aspects (and I’m not even going to attempt to tally up all my TSOT works what can I say I’m a fantasy loser) dude Stan’s loser ass would SO do the upside down kiss smh he’s so lame I love him. I remember how fucking stoked I was when we played TFBW for the first time and Toolshed was IMMEDIATELY one of my favorites, like I prefer Elf King Kyle to Human Kite easily, but I CANNOT choose between Ranger Marshwalker and Toolshed.

Stan in all forms is just begging for shoulder injuries let’s be so fr (I’m a feral whump goblin)

[triona-tribblescore]

BRUH AM 1 HOUR FASTER THEN YOU LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL NOW KNOW WHEN I CAN SCREAM AT YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (I just woke up so am weird *purrs like helicopter*)

LETS GOOOO WE'RE ALMOST IN SYNC :D

But PFT- THE MENTAL IMAGE OF THAT LAST BIT- XD

You keep giving me banger drawing ideas smh i cant wait till i have time to draw, i wanna do us running around each other fr :'>